LuAnna: The Podcast
By: Global
Language: en
Categories: Comedy, Society, Culture, News, Commentary
Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast! Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For advertising opportunities on this podcast email: dax@global.com
Episodes
'I don't know how I feel about this...'
Jan 12, 2026BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: Reno updates, a double reco seco for all those in need of organisation in their lives, a wedgie injury from a horse called Pussy, self esteem help and when your child shows their teacher your backside.
Plus, scrapping jury trials, Kate Winslet denies having 'nepo babies' and two pretty weird weirdos... googling random peoples' addresses anyone?
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Duration: 00:53:59TOTALLY EXTRA: Natures D*** Pics, Sex with your Ex's Cousin & a Cabinet full of the "Nation's Secrets"
Jan 08, 2026BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: A bunch of your Christmas shit gifts including a penis themed calendar, some plug covers and a doorstop, a mansplanation of pockets in pyjamas, help for a lady whose partner doesn't like holidays, a special cabinet you need to have signed the Secrets Act to open, and two ta...
Duration: 00:24:36'I grabbed an old man's b******s!'
Jan 05, 2026BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: We're slap bang into a new year with the same old Luannimo. Lu's in Dubes and has a new puppy, Anna's in la chapelle and grabbed a man's ball bag on the rapids in Centerparcs and Imo's gone all high brow on us and is now into cryptic crosswords. See? New Year, Old Us.
Plus, the Kardashians Kontroversial Kristmas, chaos in Subway, advice for a mum with re...
Duration: 01:08:20Introducing: Live And Let Dyers
Jan 03, 2026Because you love LuAnna we think you'll enjoy this from Live and Let Dyers!
Danny Dyer and Joanne Mas put the world to rights.
In this special episode, Jo and Dani get properly stuck into the big stuff — how they first got together, how they’ve stayed together through the chaos of life, work and family, and what they really think is the secret to a relationship that’s gone the distance. Expect honesty, laughs, and a few home truths along the way.
There’s also a game from Eggs, where Jo is put to t...
Duration: 00:57:29TOTALLY EXTRA: Our 'Liiiifecoach' moment
Jan 01, 2026BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Every year we make predictions and aspirations for the next year... did ours from last year come true? And we make more for this new year, plus add our 'In the bin' list to the roster.
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<... Duration: 00:29:17'Oh they're corkers!'
Dec 29, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
In this week's LuAnna: The Podcast: We're gearing up for a cracking 2026, full of even more from your fave LuAnna ladies, but in the meantime let's look back at just a few of the best bits from 2025.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luannathepodcast@gmail.com OR drop us a WhatsApp on 07745 266947
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Duration: 00:53:48Introducing: Shouldn't Laugh But...
Dec 27, 2025Because you love LuAnna we think you'll enjoy this from Shouldn't Laugh But!
Laura’s son, Alfred, has started karate and worships his sensei. Meanwhile, Carmen has joined a posh gym and wants to punch every gym wanker in sight.
Plus, they discuss a baby who was born holding an IUD (the ultimate LinkedIn story when he’s older) and the unveiling of a Tina Turner statue in Brownsville, USA - it’s simplyyyyy the worst.
Shouldn’t Laugh But… with Laura Smyth and Carmen Butcher is a Global Player Original Podcast. You can listen...
Duration: 00:40:58TOTALLY EXTRA: MERRY QUIZMAS!
Dec 25, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: IT'S ACTUAL CHRISTMAS DAY! Grab a piece of paper and a pen and join Anna, Lu and Becs as they hunker down for Imo's Xmas day quiz!
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Duration: 00:25:23'I am the co-producer, director AGAIN of the Village Nativity!'
Dec 22, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Our Christmas plans, panto, Anna's nativity, a christmas trip to A&E, dealing with family politics in the festive period and when the work Xmas party goes wrong.
Plus, THE GRAND RETURN of Imo's (semi impossible) Xmas Isolation-was-5-years-ago game of the week and some christmassy weirdos just to add that star to the top of the tree.
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Duration: 00:50:37TOTALLY EXTRA: A Corn Chug, A Giant Fridge & Who's Nicole?
Dec 18, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Some Christmassy misheard lyrics, a bang whilst the kids are sleeping, two extraordinary Petty Pollys, a tale of an 'aspazza dish', dropping a splash in the supermarket and a corn chug in the bed.
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Duration: 00:27:53'Sh*t, I'm a traitor!'
Dec 15, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Christmas pressies, The LuAnna Christmas party hits The Traitors Live Experience and we loved it, more reccos for you, a windy massage, becoming a single mum and a kinky moment ends up in A&E.
Plus, we're chatting about the new Caroline Flack documentary and Lu gives the most relatable festive rant.
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Re...
Duration: 01:20:11TOTALLY EXTRA: Lads Mags, Sexy Teachers & Betraying your Best Man
Dec 11, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: A seedy lads mag stash in the new gaff, making a snotty tit of yourself in front of the sexy teacher, helping a friend see her true potential, agreeing to be a best man for someone you've lied to, literary porn and hatred for the Jet2 Holidays ad.
... Duration: 00:25:27'She needs to get over it now'
Dec 08, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Christmas prep is underway, the trees are up, Elle's big role in the nativity needs some lighting up, there's going to be a fish rehoming, we love Itsu and Lu's moving to Dubai, but Luanna lives on!
Plus, a listener's husband living a lie, work pregnancy issues, a kid goes off script at her nativity and we chat about Georgina Cox's Sweaty Betty problem.
GR...
Duration: 01:08:36TOTALLY EXTRA: Viruses, Pyjama Pockets & The Choccy Orange Mystery
Dec 04, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: A nurse who's NOT happy about the amount of sore throats in her clinic, a woman seething about Christmas PJs, a conundrum about a paper clip, burying the wrong cat and a drunken Terry's moment.
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Duration: 00:26:32'But where does it stop?!'
Dec 01, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's December! We've opened door number 1 on our advent calendars, the nativity parts are in, Lu rides for England, Anna meets Ross Kemp, and we're chatting a forgotten bullet & finance dynamics.
Plus, a cuckhold in a wardrobe, a big chat on fine-free school absences, the Danes are the latest to join the list of countries banning social media for teens, and sh*tting in a lunc...
Duration: 01:06:01TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pregnant Hit and Run, Brown Tidemarks & Lu Eats Her Words
Nov 27, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: A Glamma, nursery drop off rants, a pregnant hit and run, sharting in the jacuzzi, Bruce Almighty fantasies and the biggest back track from Lu possibly ever.
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Duration: 00:19:56'The lady with the minty crotch'
Nov 24, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's bloody cold, Lu's hating the hockey, we're Team Tom and Team Vogue for I'm a Celeb, Imo's finally got rid of her car, the recco secco hits you with some wholesome family fun and a programme to binge.
Plus, feral soldiers, concern for a friend in a controlling relationship, vaporub in places you'd never want it, kids skin care & reselling tickets.
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Duration: 01:12:01TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pencil Full of Lead, Pubey Revenge & Diabetic Barbie
Nov 20, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Songs you can no longer listen to because of that memory, the twat tax, incorrect english, a heartfelt thank you & pubes best served in pasta.
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Duration: 00:24:00' I honestly have no words for this one. '
Nov 17, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's been to Dubai and drank in inordinate amount of tequila, Anna's been to the lakes and spilled a bucket of wine down herself and Imo's scrapping Did you know. It's all going on.
Plus, iffy massages, a man looking for sex advice, women only carriages on tubes, dipping biccies in squash and the lady who faked a pregnancy and birth.
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Duration: 00:53:56TOTALLY EXTRA: Relationship Hacks, Breastfeeding a Friend's Baby & Traffic Light Havoc
Nov 13, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Relationship hacks, the dreaded Swansea, kids say the funniest things, charging for chores is working, "racing" assholes at traffic lights and accidentally feeding a friend's baby.
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Duration: 00:29:05'Come and party with us!'
Nov 10, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's got self diagnosed SAD, we watched the Traitors final and we're obsessed, Imo is the new Women's football pod correspondent and we have a very exciting announcement! Luanna: The BIG Party is coming next year!!
Plus, changes to the curriculum, the Louvre's less than decent password, hiding from Hitler and Lu has a big old rant about eating habits.
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Duration: 00:56:46TOTALLY EXTRA: Bike Lanes, Pretending to be Colourblind & Unique Loo Habits
Nov 06, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Terrible accents, some love for the Luanna community, cyclists not in cycle lanes, pretending to be colourblind for YEARS, struggling with identity without a job and strumming yourself on the loo.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
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Duration: 00:24:28" I was trying to remember who I lost my virginity to..."
Nov 03, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We're reminiscing about bonfire night, delve into what happened at Lu's psychic dinner party, and Lu tries to remember who she lost her virginity to.
Plus, a cruise crapuccino mishap, a pregnancy dilemma, the value of sport for school girls, a man who pretended he was blind for years and a morbid weirdo.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Emai...
Duration: 00:46:53TOTALLY EXTRA: Pharmacy Rants , a Washing Up Petty Polly & Step-Uncle Fantasies
Oct 30, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Our halloween plans, more misheard lyrics, the return of bellends in birth, wedding dilemmas, an unfortunate live bathroom event, revenge served a bit damp and sex fantasies about a step-uncle.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
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Duration: 00:20:55' We all agreed that this was never going to be spoken about again...'
Oct 27, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: It's Halloween week! - So we've dressed up, and that's about as far as we go. We get Anna's Jamaica sex club story, a fact about pumpkins and a story about losing your virginity that's not one to forget.
Plus, Kim Kardashians pube wigs, the child smacking ban and Imo has a rant.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Emai...
Duration: 00:45:55TOTALLY EXTRA: The BIG Chair Dilemma , Sh*gging the Married Neighbour & Poop on the Walls
Oct 23, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: A big mother-in-law chair dilemma, poop on the walls of a covid lab, and she did it, against our advice, she shagged the married neighbour.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can:
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Duration: 00:20:52'I was let loose...and I took it too far!'
Oct 20, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Ivor (I've always wanted...) comes out in full force as Lu buys THE MOST LUISA golf buggy you've ever heard of for Dubai, Anna's started her HRT journey, mobile petting zoos, pingpong shows and a ladybird invasion.
Plus, scientific breakthroughs, fart spray and an actual Widow of the Week.
Remember, if you want to get in touch you can: Email us at luanna@ever...
Duration: 00:52:42TOTALLY EXTRA: Ants in the Flaps, Crash Confessions & 5 Mins Peace
Oct 16, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: An ill woman letting her child push candle wax into the carpet... all for 5 mins peace, a sexual escapade leading to red ants somewhere you do not want red ants, crashing without insurance (eek!) and COME ON THE RED ROSES!
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Duration: 00:31:49'I think I have sepsis!'
Oct 13, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
!Trigger Warning for sexual abuse & rape.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Iiiiiiiiiits the ailment of the weeeeheeeeeek - Anna thinks she has sepsis. The rest of us aren't so sure. Imo's been electrocuted, Lu doesn't think Americans have any style and we're all obsessed with the Traitors.
Plus, more justice for Gisele Pelicot, a very interesting couple dynamic that we might try out ourselves and eating baby food.
TOTALLY EXTRA: Naked leggings, pharmacy fails & petty revenge
Oct 09, 2025BE WARNED: It’s LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It’s time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: the mortifying tale of gym leggings that left nothing to the imagination, a pharmacy mix-up that turned a tendon into a something a little more intimate, and one listeners brilliantly sneaky act of toddler-toy revenge.
Plus, misheard Christmas lyrics, wedding-day disasters, neighbours behaving badly on dating a...
Duration: 00:19:16' Taking back absolutely everything I said... iPads have a place'
Oct 06, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Move over Imo - Bex has taken over and looking like 'Marty McFly' in the corner. Anna got squash porned in the thai massage parlour and Lu has been caravaning in Skegness when she could have been on stage at the O2 or at the Four Seasons.
Plus, a story about getting frisky in the woods has Anna and Lu in stitches.
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Duration: 01:00:43TOTALLY EXTRA: Inconvenient friendships, Misheard lyrics & Guff mail
Oct 02, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Vinted - the bargain bin of humanity’s most infuriating characters, a deep dive into when “boundaries” are just plain selfishness, and the traumatising tale of someone who quite literally ate sh*t.
Plus, hilariously misheard lyrics, confessions of an Oasis superfan's wife, and the Luffanian who broke up...
Duration: 00:25:26‘Don’t sh*g him you’re just bored!’
Sep 29, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu & Anna unpack the chaos of their epic road trip. From dodgy schemes for free dinners, the madness of wedding dress shopping, and an update on their token Lioness Girlfriends.
Plus, tales of a dominatrix, and some honest thoughts on the most cliché sexual fantasy NEVER to give into (unless you're Anna.)
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Duration: 01:02:50THE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 3
Sep 26, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
IT'S OUR 7TH BIRTHDAY! So to celebrate, we hit the road visiting Lufannians all over the country.
Our LAST day on the road (it's been a busy weekend!). Listen to all the highlights of day 3: visiting the goats at Cronkshaw Fold Farm, heading to the Thongs for some welly wanging, pilates in Penistone, darts at Butthole Lane and a whistlestop tour of Luisa's old stomping ground.
To see the full...
Duration: 00:20:06TOTALLY EXTRA: Dignitas, Cross Dressing & Fanny Feast
Sep 25, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Corned Beef - that famous song by Blondie, calling Dignitas about a dead dog, advice for a lady who wants another kid, but her partner doesn't, a lady named Fanny Feast, a cross dressing confession and a would you rather.
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Duration: 00:32:53THE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 2
Sep 24, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
IT'S OUR 7TH BIRTHDAY! So to celebrate, we hit the road visiting Lufannians all over the country.
On Day 2 we departed Bath and headed straight to Bristol to visit Catley's Bakery, stopped off in the bougiest service station we've ever experienced, met fans at Minge Lane, Twatling Road, Bell End & Lickey End, popped into see Imo's Grandma, helped a Lufannian find her wedding dress and went to a cabaret show ALL IN...
Duration: 00:16:37THE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 1
Sep 23, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
IT'S OUR 7TH BIRTHDAY! So to celebrate, we hit the road visiting Lufannians all over the country.
These are just some of the best bits from Day 1 of our tour, including Fingringhoe, meerkats in Colchester Zoo, waxing Imo at Ugly Betty's Waxing, jacky Ps at Ralphie's Caf, footie training at Chelsea Training Ground with actual Lioness and friend of the pod Niamh Charles and crashing a Hen do in Bath.
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Duration: 00:24:51'We're on the road!'
Sep 22, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We're LIVE from the M4! The Luanna birthday roadtrip is underway and we've all had a very busy day. From Fingringhoe to Chelsea Training Ground, Colchester Zoo to Bath, we've been all over the place and the team are along for the ride, with plenty of chaos, farts, and backseat driving to boot.
Plus, a dead dog, a ChatGPT dilemma, a story about a mooncup an...
Duration: 00:35:27TOTALLY EXTRA: Tablet Packs, A Scottish Bus Rider & Isla White
Sep 18, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: An unfortunate island based name, a prolific bus rider, no signal strikes again, why you never open the tablet pack the right way, grassing up a rival love interest and setting fire to passports.
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Duration: 00:22:20'I actually drank bogey wine'
Sep 15, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu is NOT happy about tube strikes, but delighted at the amount of willy she's seen in Florence, Driver Dave and a minstrels incident, Anna's been the the NTAs and got Lu and Imo sexy gifts and Imo's been rubbing shoulders at Chelsea.
Plus, bogey wine, some disturbing news from Italy, nipple play and ball cupping.
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Duration: 01:04:54TOTALLY EXTRA: ABBA Voyage, Stepkids & Anna's Impression
Sep 11, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Imo's been mistaken AGAIN, this time for a man named Bob, we're debating the pronunciation of "voyage", a not-wanting-to-be-a-mum-but-ending-up-a-stepmum type dilemma, more misheard lyrics and Anna has an impeccable impression up her sleeve.
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Duration: 00:23:31' I can no longer look at a crunch corner yoghurt the same way'
Sep 08, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's missing her crochet, Enzo's been in for an op and Anna has a massive shoutout for Addenbrooke's hospital, the kids are back in school (HALLELUJAH) and we're mere days away from our Luanna road trip, and you guys are going to be getting ALL of the content.
Plus, a fact about bees, police tales, a gag warning over a smeggy situation, more kids on so...
Duration: 01:01:24TOTALLY EXTRA: The Gentleman Jack Meoff, Misheard Lyrics & Bangin' your Brother's Mate
Sep 04, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: A workplace Petty Polly, funny married names, not having signal, a tannoy announcement not to forget, your misheard lyrics, a porn account mishap and banging your brother's mate, only for your brother to show up.
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Duration: 00:23:51'Steps are Lufannians!'
Sep 01, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu, Anna and Imo are back in the studio together, chatting our upcoming Roadtrip, Lu's riding show showdown with Clemmie, Anna meeting some celeb Lufannians on Sunday Brunch and Imo's moving headache.
Plus… a shoutout to a man fan, reasons to live a kid free life, a cornish holiday adventure, to take GCSEs or not and Pornhub on the down.
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Duration: 01:14:15TOTALLY EXTRA: Tortoise Smuggling, Travel Icks & A Moustache Challenge
Aug 28, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Kids smuggling a tortoise internationally, remote control revenge, your travel icks, misheard lyrics, the tale of Tar and Tar 2 and a moustache challenge.
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... Duration: 00:23:12'I dont want my doctor's j*zz in my coffee'
Aug 25, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu’s got a brand-new Spanish horse, Anna braves her first ever ice bath, and Imo's been cheering for the Lionesses (and maybe lining up a five-a-side with them).
Plus… the chaos of Lu’s Latitude Festival trip, an awkward first time with a woman, a jewel butt plug gifted to Uncle Jim, adult dummies as a stress trend, and a doctor struck off for the most...
Duration: 00:47:01TOTALLY EXTRA: Celeb Snogs, Palazzo Pants & a Toothbrush up the Pooper
Aug 21, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: We hear which celebs you've snogged, and some of them are tenuous at best, getting petty revenge by getting your ex to put his new girlfriend's toothbrush up his own bum, a heartwarming story about a non-verbal kid, Imo should be a voiceover artist and getting off at the ha...
Duration: 00:29:21"I've done a lot, been a lot, seen a lot, sh*gged a lot"
Aug 18, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Find out what sort of porn the girls are into, what our thoughts on the Bonnie Blue documentary are and get an architectural response to our questions about toilet doors.
Plus...grassing up your pal, a sweaty golf prank, women staying single and childfree, and when Luisa's rant goes tits up. Hilarity ensues.
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Duration: 01:16:57TOTALLY EXTRA: School Reports, Cohabiting & Feet Fetishes
Aug 14, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Routing out your old school reports, a conundrum as to whether you continue to cohabit with your ex for the sake of the kids, winding up your partner with the volume buttons, more hamster trauma and hello to all the YouTube foot fetishers.
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Duration: 00:22:24'Imagine your dad running off with your fiancée!'
Aug 11, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's got a wonky eye and Anna's developed a lisp, Lu's planning a 'Burning-Lu' funeral, Anna had a standoff with Elle in the celeb farm shop over a waffle and a listener has a bum gun malfunction.
Plus...AI girlfriends, a man eloping with his son's betrothed, a woman addicted to sneezing and light is appearing at the end of the tunnel - the end of...
Duration: 00:43:51TOTALLY EXTRA: The Queen of Muff, Stoma Shagging & Baby Biltong
Aug 07, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Aoife is beckoning us to Ireland to become the Queens of Muff, a sex worker making use of her stoma, gay porn blasting in the garden & a saucy secret originating from the operating theatre.
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Duration: 00:26:04"Don't sh*g your PT ladies"
Aug 04, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are flying Imo-less as she lives her best life on holiday so brace yourselves. Lu's been on a very celebby holiday, it's confirmed that Boris is no more (RIP), Anna's kicking of the summer holidays locking herself in the utility room and the listeners are writing in with some classic Luanna gold.
Plus...teenagers being given the vote, the very sad case of in...
Duration: 00:59:20TOTALLY EXTRA: KY Jam, Parenting Hacks gone Wrong & an Accidental AA Meeting
Jul 31, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Mistaking diabetic jam with KY Jelly, when podcast parenting hacks go wrong, taking raw pork chops to school and dropping into an AA meeting by mistake.
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Duration: 00:22:25'We just would like a bit more context around Karen shoving the glass up her a***'
Jul 28, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Anna’s older, none the wiser, and Lu’s been trying to buy horses in Spain and gearing up for Latitude festival.
Plus...killing wasps with a can of hairspray, the woman whose boyfriend still won’t say “I love you” after 10 months, the horror of ASOS banning returns, and a very traumatic poop story involving a child and an apple.
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Duration: 00:58:37TOTALLY EXTRA: Lizard Smuggling, Sausage Rolls & Using Loo Paper Twice
Jul 24, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Would you want a sausage roll for a present? Would you use loo paper more than once just to be frugal? and would you keep a dried umbilical cord in the shape of the word 'love'? All this and more.
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Duration: 00:29:51'RIP Boris'
Jul 21, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: Lu's in a mood because Boris, the duck, is missing and suspected dead. But nevertheless we're here delivering ALL THE LONG AWAITED GOSS from the boat trip.
Plus...having no pals but being ok with it, the Aussie woman convicted of poisoning her family with mushrooms & the man in trouble with the law for calling up emergency services with his foot fetishisms.
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Duration: 00:58:39TOTALLY EXTRA: Luanna on the Building Site, Fat Bags & Related to the Queen?
Jul 17, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Testicles get a fun new name, petty reasons to dump someone, believing you're related to the Queen, getting back at a racist bully and leaving your bloody tampon in the bowl, just to hit home what it takes to be a woman.
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Duration: 00:23:38'Let's do a UK road trip!'
Jul 14, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: We bloody love a musical, Anna gets called "facey" and is delighted with herself, a catcalling debate and we are planning a road trip and want you to get involved!
Plus...Paternity policies, a duck with a wheelchair, a mouse in a hedge and eating fingernail dirt.
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Duration: 00:47:42TOTALLY EXTRA: A 21 Second Whopper, Getting Cancelled & A Letter Opener
Jul 10, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: Badly timed farts, Brenda blocking an Ambo, relieving yourself with a letter opener, a 21 second fart, a techy meltdown, a shitty roll up and do Luanna worry about getting cancelled?
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Duration: 00:31:22'How much to lick my placenta?'
Jul 07, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: A big old toothfairy discussion...anyone know the going rate? Kids' mementos are taking a hit and a fella called Gary needs to do better.
Plus...A woman who's been faking it for YEARS, strangulation in porn is being banned and a man who loves to suck on dirty tights.
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Duration: 01:00:20TOTALLY EXTRA: Stoma Pockets, Pissy Toothbrushes & Clittergate
Jul 03, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: A Museum on the Isle of Wight we just absolutely need to go and visit, a lovely clock, moaning about shops, a concerning man with a stoma, pissing on your fella's toothbrush, a salty nunn and a glittery clit.
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Duration: 00:23:33'Gobble, gobble, gobble'
Jun 30, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are prepping for the yacht holiday and planning sex gifts and becoming more womanly and demure. Anna's been to A&E with Enzo and Lu's scared about planes being struck by lightning.
Plus...What happens when your child comes back from school saying they've been playing with 'a man', a problem with a family pooch and Toby, our Santa stomping lufannian is back wi...
Duration: 00:48:36TOTALLY EXTRA: A Fanny on Fire, Chess & A Smelly Polly at 30,000 Feet
Jun 26, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week’s Totally Extra: It’s Imo’s birthday and she's off to a courtroom drama – but not before we dive into fanny flannels, burnt vaginas, and altitude farting for revenge.
Plus: A listener confesses to faking her way onto a pub karaoke stage as an X Factor finalist, there’s a hamster...
Duration: 00:23:06'Stop wearing dressing gowns. They're vile'
Jun 24, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week’s LuAnna: The Podcast: The girls are chatting teen birthdays, Legoland dreams, a deep dive into the UK’s political soup of sh*t, the silent majority and why Jen from Southampton might just be PM material.
Plus: Tattle Life, decriminalising abortion, a plea for help with alcoholism, and a Did You Know? that no one actually fact-checked.
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Duration: 01:22:48TOTALLY EXTRA: Alan Partridge Impressions, Breastfeeding your Partner & Why One Listener Abandoned Tescos For Good
Jun 19, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Celebrity spots galore (hello Katherine Jenkins and Stella McCartney 👀), a man who delayed his child’s birth to avoid football shame, a Tesco changing room sh*tastrophe, the woman who breastfed her partner for a year (yep), and a brand new feature: We’re Gagging For It – starting with your biggest i...
Duration: 00:37:28'I've got some nipple juice out of my nipple'
Jun 16, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: It starts with a salty nut and ends in full-blown beaver exposure. You’re welcome.
Plus: A political rant straight out the gates (human rights, theft, and Luisa for Miss World), a wild dance class beaver-slip, the Fred & Rose West Netflix doc that’s got everyone chatting, Anna's nipple milk, screen time and parents know best.
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Duration: 01:01:28TOTALLY EXTRA: School Bags, A Memorable 1/4 Zip & 'Where's your Mama gone?!'
Jun 12, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Dads making faux pas, kids' festering school bags, a rollercoaster petty polly, window cleaners & cheating at The Masked Singer.
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Duration: 00:31:06"It's BORIS!!"
Jun 09, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: The lowdown on Lu's bday trip to Italia, Anna's been to see Queen Bey, we're inspiring the nation, not fooled by the pissing on a jellyfish tale and we've one hell of a cake.
Plus: a huge leap for diabetes research, a 7 year fart-cident, baths and all your usual Luanna chaos.
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Duration: 01:01:06TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna's Big Toe, Lu's Botox Man & a £25k Turd
Jun 05, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: We get to the bottom of Anna's foot, literally, as we answer a question about her toe. This and more groundbreaking podcasting content like visiting Lu's botox man, a twin fantasy and a mega expensive turd.
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Duration: 00:25:23'It's Love Island, the Leyland edition!'
Jun 02, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: upcoming birthday celebrations, Kris Jenner's new face, a gym mishap, an extra-marital conundrum and washing your nethers in front of your son's mate on webcam.
Plus: a very dirty protest and a drug smuggling story that has us a bit confused. Plus, plucking your pubes to the pod and Lu rants about topless men.
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Duration: 00:52:16TOTALLY EXTRA: A Sexy Massage, Quiz Cheating & A Penis in the Park
May 29, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: A heartwarming Luanna Love message, more farty songs, a woman who's fella might be feeling a bit insecure, car park etiquette, a very sexy massage and a penis in the park!
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Duration: 00:34:38'LuAnna has the sh*ts'
May 26, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: It's not for the squeamish as Luanna have the sh*ts and spend the first while talking about them. You're welcome.
Plus: An almost barney at the communion, the woman in Georgia being kept alive for a fetus, the names you're not allowed to call your kids in Australia, a weird toe clipping situation and a rant about... yet again more sh*t.
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Duration: 01:07:19TOTALLY EXTRA: Two Sons Called Jacob, Crazy Break Up Moments & Cottage Cheese Kev
May 22, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Luanna at arse surgery, a hubby going for a three course meal during labour, cyclists, a man with two sons called Jacob, cottage cheese Kev, and we want to know what the craziest thing you've done post breakup.
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Duration: 00:20:42'Where there's a blame there's a claim!'
May 19, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: The most private school bake off experience EVER, Anna's boy mum moment, thumbing a dead vag, dealing with a clinger and a Hen story we won't forget in a hurry.
Plus: A new male contraceptive, under performing school starters and an interesting sounding porridge.
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Duration: 00:47:14TOTALLY EXTRA: Bum Hair, A Sex God's Australian Cousin & A Bottle Brush
May 15, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
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On this week's Totally Extra: Egbert is back for a rant reply, a yoghurt in labour, a petty polly over a bottle brush, sleeping with an ex's aussie cousin, and DEREK IS EATING PUSSY.
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Duration: 00:24:01'I don't often get the chance to see another woman’s actual a**hole
May 12, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Anna's been to the BAFTAs and rubbing shoulders with celebs, whilst Lu's been rubbing her bum on a riding saddle and getting friction burn.
Plus: When your Dad has an AGL baby, a Dubai poo explosion, Peter Andre in hot water over his new film and eating raw mince like steak tartare.
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Duration: 01:00:53TOTALLY EXTRA: A Precious Hedge, A Spotty Snack & Steven Spielberg
May 08, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: More bellends at birth, the downside of a double-barrelled surname, icky electric scooters, a man with nightmare neighbours & have we found the Durley dumper cat?
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Duration: 00:28:20'Why would you want to look at Rose West’s knickers?'
May 05, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Happy Bank Holiday! We're dancing around the maypole (figuratively). Lu's ordering compost, Driver Dave had a faux pas, getting dog period in your mouth and Ronnie Bucks gets in touch.
Plus: A follow up on a case to protect a child from her dad, Rose West's undies go on display, an obsession with shapewear infomercials and a rant on the haters.
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Duration: 00:45:13TOTALLY EXTRA: Doris the Crusty Legend, Mum's and their Phones & Ick of the Week
May 01, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Getting fingered on the Italian highway, shagging the baby daddy's daddy, ick of the week, merging chaos, Doris the pedestrian and boomer mums and their phones.
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Duration: 00:27:04'It's f***ing sick and it has to stop'
Apr 28, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Thank the heavens, we're all under one roof again! Lu's got a new Dubes ID, another shoutout to the Ware recycling centre, Anna's back filming for Celebs Go Dating, sloths can't fart and whisker in the fanny flap.
Plus: Lu's got new ducks, advice for a lady who's not a fan of sex, a huge issue of mistaken identity and a big old chat about family...
Duration: 01:03:32TOTALLY EXTRA: New Years' Canesten, a Fart Song & a Christmas Party Affair
Apr 24, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
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On this week's Totally Extra: Starting the new year staring into a stranger's fanny, a fart song we've never heard before, more dicks in delivery & a very special coleslaw.
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Duration: 00:34:13'Would you want him near you?'
Apr 21, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: We get flashbacks from lockdown as we navigate our way recording online like good old 2020 as Lu's still in Dubes on Easter hols and Anna's christening the new reno rental 'La chapelle'.
We're chatting social exhaustion, an awkward death faux pas, Anna's Champney's encounter, kangaroos, clinkers, too-friendly work colleagues and a sexy Santa experience.
Plus: The man with no consequences having raped someone, a...
Duration: 01:01:38TOTALLY EXTRA: Mr Motivator, Stretch Mark Cream & Daddy
Apr 17, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Daddy vs Dad, a working parent rant, Anna singing on the pod, a shite MIL gift, a valid reason why we love the UK and Mr Motivator catching you doing the do.
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Duration: 00:26:02"If you could have someone wipe your a***, would you?'
Apr 14, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Awkward encounters, mistaken identities, sexy ninja turtles, and an awkward school nurse visit.
Plus: How much money would be appropriate compensation for 46 years falsely behind bars? Farts combatting high blood pressure, raw chicken gags and rehoming a problematic doggo.
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Duration: 00:52:11TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Gum, Escorts & Fainting in the Loo
Apr 10, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
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On this week's Totally Extra: More stupid things partners do whilst you're in labour, a woman birthing a piece of gum, a lady with a defensive partner, and some kind words from one lufannian to another.
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Duration: 00:23:32'See, I'm not a bad mum!'
Apr 07, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Anna's fart-lekking, and Lu's been to the hospital with each of her kids, spending a small fortune on Jellycat toys and reveals her bedtime routine, to the surprise of the entire Luanna team.
Plus: Teaching anti-misogyny classes in schools, a man with a bizarre morning routine, when a sexy pic goes wrong and another visit to a care home provides endless entertainment.
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Duration: 01:07:12TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Juices in the Garden, BUM HAIR & Eating a Nugget
Apr 03, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
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On this week's Totally Extra: Our own Cosette, bum hair, ruining someone's coffee, a birthing petty polly, & another gag inducing confession.
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Duration: 00:16:07'What's an Almond Mum?'
Mar 31, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: A Zara moral dilemma, Anna's finding multiple carcasses in the granny pad, we've been watching LOTS of good TV and hyenas aren't built very well.
Plus: A big old chat about almond mums, Grandad in a sweet tub, a verdict on the Luis Rubiales trial, a woman who loves olives and taxi drivers are getting on Lu's nerves.
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Duration: 00:57:57TOTALLY EXTRA: Food Delivery Drivers, A Pint Glass of Squirt & Pranking Mum
Mar 27, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Food delivery drivers, a gorgeous man, Ware recycling centre is now rammed (thanks Anna) & a pint glass of squirt.
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Duration: 00:29:29'Wash your f***ing coat!'
Mar 24, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Imo's back, and she's been having accidents, LuAnna work with FEMFRESH and we're bloody delighted, Anna's a twat in the hairdressers, an inside insight into dogging & when trying to impress a boy goes very wrong.
Plus: The government looking to enforce bereavement leave for miscarriages, science is excellent, Lu wants you to CLEAN YOUR COATS & cleaning your tush in the shower.
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Duration: 00:47:42TOTALLY EXTRA: Men at Births, A Hen Do "Stripper" & A Sandwich Bag of Special Sauce
Mar 20, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Men doing silly things at the birth of a child, a "stripper" turns up to a hen do, listener "Steve" writes in about how he ended up spunking in a sandwich bag, and weighing poo to prove a point.
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Duration: 00:33:47'I feel like we are lawless!'
Mar 17, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: The girls are riding solo without Imo so buckle in, it might get fruity. Anna's back from the states with a review of that Meghan Netflix show, we're pondering the good things about the UK and Lu has a new tv show she's into. We're also talking going into business with friends and second careers.
Plus: Gen Z is split when it comes to views of...
Duration: 01:00:57TOTALLY EXTRA: Inhalers, Dogging & Foot Worship
Mar 13, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Icking at inhalers, feet fetishes, shitting in a Sainos bag & a case of right person wrong time?
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Duration: 00:28:53'I am actually a real life human sherbet dip'
Mar 10, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: BIG NEWS. The long long long long awaited reno is UNDERWAY and Anna's picked up the keys to the new gaff in the meantime, we're praising dumps (and not the usual Luanna kind of dump), how to address Bonnie Blue with your kids & an Amazon mishap.
Plus: The lady who had to give her child up after she was implanted with the wrong embryo, the teen...
Duration: 00:50:58TOTALLY EXTRA: Adult Spoons, a Crisp Messiah & Smashing the New Car
Mar 06, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: A lady very angry about some office crisps, smashing up your new car, when meeting the in-laws goes a bit pete tong & why doesn't medication come with spoons for adults?
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Duration: 00:33:25'He worked up a sweat that day didn't he?!'
Mar 03, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: Sourdough starter, the girls' skiing half term hols, Imo takes an accidental trip, an interesting Did You Know, how to deal with a friend in a rubbish relationship and a foot peel eating uncle...
Plus: A Doctor removing ovaries without consent, a stripper at a care home, sucking teabags and a strong rant from ziss.
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Duration: 01:04:57TOTALLY EXTRA: The Worst and Only Prank Luanna have done, Tiramisu & A Turd in the Sea
Feb 27, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: We listen to that time we pranked Hilda and it went TERRIBLY, ranting about makeup testers, a man with a smoking issue, a fella with a bangin' Tiramisu, a "gun" in Salzburg and a turd in the sea causes chaos.
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Duration: 00:34:45'Belittling... no, but banter... yes'
Feb 24, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: A big old musical chat, the clap, caught by clever kiddos, a nightmare house & a chocolate swiss roll.
Plus: Are Icks hurting men? Bed etiquette, and a racking rant from Lu.
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Duration: 01:01:57TOTALLY EXTRA: A Hiff of a Whiff, Handwashing & Reasons to keep it Trimmed Downstairs
Feb 20, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it!
It's time to get TOTALLY EXTRA. Extra chat, extra rants, extra bants, extra stories, nonsense and more.
On this week's Totally Extra: Reasons to trim downstairs, a stinking vag ruining career paths, accidentally running someone, over & colour matching jizz, again.
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Duration: 00:28:14'Who's gonna identify you from your b*mhole?'
Feb 17, 2025BE WARNED: It's LuAnna, and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But you know you love it.
On this week's Luanna: The Podcast: We're all together! We're chatting full on bao buns, Lu's cancer update, competitive sleep, honey, turkeys, trauma bonds and a shocking massage.
Plus: Sex worker tales and big guffs.
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Duration: 01:12:02