No Such Thing As A Fish
By: No Such Thing As A Fish
Language: en
Categories: Comedy, Science, Nature, History
Episodes
No Such Thing As Meat And Greet
Jan 08, 2026
Lou Sanders joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Margate, murmuring, Morrissey and Medicine (Nobel Prize for...)
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Duration: 00:57:58Little Fish: If You Believe What the Government Tells You
Jan 04, 2026Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including lice, dinosaurs and pin boys. We also learn what spies keep alongside their meat pies, and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts.
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No Such Thing As Pudsey's Passport
Jan 01, 2026Professor Alice Roberts joins Dan, James and Andy at the Royal Institution to find out what links science with Pokemon, Superman and Tintin.
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Little Fish: A Biscuit, A Railway Station, And A Mutt
Dec 28, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including raunchy maths, fossilised vomit and apt biscuits. We also hear a fact from an actual Lord and meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts.
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No Such Thing As Sheep Number Five
Dec 25, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss 2026; get special messages from new Friends of the Podcast; and exchange gifts of varying quality.
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Little Fish: Bizarre Choreography, Schnapps, and Singing in Swedish
Dec 21, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts including 4D and D-Day. Andy's pronunciation of Houston gets him in trouble again, and we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration: 00:33:55No Such Thing As An Eton Oyster
Dec 18, 2025John Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss rivers, shipworms, oysters, and tuners.
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Little Fish: Juan Trippe
Dec 14, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode seven, subjects include krill, coupes and cattle. And one of us learns a bit more about classical music. We also meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration: 00:29:48No Such Thing As Dwayne Johnson's Hare
Dec 11, 2025Adam Chase joins Dan, James and Anne Miller to discuss Chinese maps, German trains, London Marathons and International treasure hunts.
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Little Fish: This Could Tail Off Really Quickly
Dec 07, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode six, subjects include malls, astronauts and bonds. And we also try some quizzes of various quality. Finally, we meet eight new Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration: 00:33:10No Such Thing As The Gordon Ramsay Songbook
Dec 04, 2025Michael Palin joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss roadworks, Reeks, rescues and raspberry ripple.
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Little Fish: Now You Three Me
Dec 01, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts. In episode five, subjects include cork, clocks, Patsy Cline and Ming Campbell. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration: 00:33:57No Such Thing As A Forbidden Panettone
Nov 27, 2025Anne Miller returns to join Dan, James and Andy in discussing peaks, pianos, panettoni and the Post Office tower.
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Little Fish: Poor Benighted Mountain Beaver
Nov 23, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode four of our brand new weekly show.
This week's subjects include unicycles, genetics, watermelons and Mr Darcy in a ball pit. We also meet eight more listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
No Such Thing As Lily Allen In The Hellespont
Nov 20, 2025Cariad Lloyd joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Byron, Bazalgette, bacteria and beautiful beaches.
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Little Fish: You've Been Harkin'd
Nov 16, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode three of our brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include Oklahoma, dinosaurs, pumpkins and the ISS. We also meet EIGHT listeners who have become Custodians of Fish Facts.
Duration: 00:32:49No Such Thing As Aunt Bessie In A Red Citroën Picasso
Nov 13, 2025Amy Gledhill joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss gambling, flirting, and pudding.
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Little Fish: Yum Yum, Plum Plum
Nov 09, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in episode two of our brand new weekly show.
This week's subjects include beds, wind, panhandles and Devo. We also meet our first four listeners who have become Fact Custodians.
No Such Thing As A Chocolate Sausage
Nov 06, 2025Live from the Cheltenham Literature Festival, Rachel Parris joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss baboons, breakouts, Beethoven, and bottom stainers.
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Little Fish: Steam Exploded Donkey Bone Powder
Nov 02, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss YOUR facts, in a brand new weekly show. This week's subjects include hamburgers, space, staircases and Berlin.
We also meet our first four Fact Custodians (spoiler: you've met them a lot in the past).
No Such Thing As Teletubby TikTok Tummies
Oct 30, 2025Ben Elton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss Tinky Winky, Shakespeare, Lances and Popes.
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No Such Thing As A Litter Box In The Sahara
Oct 23, 2025Live from the London Podcast Festival, Jamie Morton joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss onsens, letter bombs and Beerbohm.
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No Such Thing As A Shark With A Ponytail
Oct 16, 2025Sara Pascoe joins Dan, James and Andy to discuss fishing spiders, Blade Runners and Hitler's jumpers.
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No Such Thing As Crown Jewels For The Cookie Monster
Oct 09, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Melanie Bracewell discuss currents, biscuit tins, jam dodgers and all sorts of pi.
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No Such Thing As Jack Can't Reacher
Oct 02, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Frida Kahlo, Harriet Beecher Stowe, characters called Hector, and a tortoise protector.
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No Such Thing As 'What's My Spoon?'
Sep 25, 2025Live from the London Podcast Festival, Dan, James, Andy and Richard Osman discuss saving birds, saving money, celebrity spooning and unoriginal crooning.
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No Such Thing As Sausage By Chanel
Sep 18, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Ella Al Shamahi discuss Sci Fi, vespidae, real life hobbits and real death habits.
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No Such Thing As The Doughnut Ambassador
Sep 11, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss tractor tyres, doughnut dimples and protecting porpoises.
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No Such Thing As Julius Caesar's Plan B
Sep 04, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Mary Beard discuss charioteers, Confederates, Latin and lovers.
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No Such Thing As Quantum Baseball
Aug 28, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss YOUR facts, including flaming baptisms, defacing statues, painting ferris wheels, and why quantum entanglement is never the answer.
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No Such Thing As Love Spaghetti
Aug 21, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss dating, writing, inventing and horning.
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No Such Thing As Dance Floor Book Club
Aug 14, 2025Live from the Crossed Wires Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss podcast studios, parking spaces, robust moustaches and Robert Miles.
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No Such Thing As The Treaty Of Velociraptors
Aug 07, 2025Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Elf Lyons, Ray O'Leary, Andrew O'Neill and Ahir Shah discuss punks, clowns, dinosaurs and post-Kantian transcendental idealism.
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No Such Thing As Laser Club
Jul 31, 2025Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Ian Smith, Abby Howells, Urooj Ashfaq and Nish Kumar discuss pigs, jigs and Jimi Hendrix.
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No Such Thing As A Barney The Dinosaur In Westminster Abbey
Jul 24, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Canadian contours, Dylan's demise, Singapore Slings and sunflower seeds.
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No Such Thing As A Cat In A Muumuu
Jul 17, 2025Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss feline ads, Egyptian irons and the Hammer of the Scots.
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No Such Thing As Anti-Schmetterling Schnibbles
Jul 10, 2025Dan, James and Andy discuss shining holes, glittery voles, Baker's burial and Basque butterflies.
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No Such Thing As Workshopping The Alphabet
Jul 03, 2025Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss lit trees, unreal squirrels, banging drums and sick bags.
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No Such Thing As Dung Beetles In Madame Tussauds
Jun 26, 2025James, Anna, Andy and Miles Jupp discuss wandering, wondering, cricket and critics.
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No Such Thing As A Punk Monk
Jun 19, 2025Live from the Nerdland Festival in Belgium, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss swords, sheep, Samurai and scientific studies.
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No Such Thing As Chris Nibble
Jun 12, 2025Anna, Andy, James and Rhys Darby discuss robots, railways, lost witches and found phones.
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No Such Thing As A Levis Jury
Jun 05, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Socrates, Stansted, short wigs and long waves.
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No Such Thing As The Paula Radcliffe Of F1 Racing
May 29, 2025Dan, Anna and Andy discuss 420 plants, 10 towns, 2 tongues and 0 licences.
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No Such Thing As Drinking A Sock Full Of Custard
May 22, 2025Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss postcards, Picasso, Foley and Fossey.
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No Such Thing As A Tuna Macchiato
May 15, 2025Dan, Anna, Andy and Rosie Holt discuss apes, art, anecdotes and Ancient Rome.
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No Such Thing As Siegfried Bassoon
May 08, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss particles, poems, plums, and Antonio da Ponte.
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No Such Thing As Clean Victoria
May 01, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy socks, squeezy toothpaste, Daniel Day Lewis, and Gandy.
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No Such Thing As Bin Day On A Nuclear Submarine
Apr 24, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles.
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No Such Thing As Indiana Jones And The Rare Burrito
Apr 17, 2025Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss noise, names, notes and nachos.
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No Such Thing As A Pouched Rat On The Housing Ladder
Apr 10, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss popes, perps, pouches and pooches.
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No Such Thing As A Venetian Barge
Apr 03, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters.
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No Such Thing As A Cursed Cage
Mar 27, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, dancing on mats and prescient macaques. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
Duration: 00:48:32Club Fish - Drop Us A Line - March 2025
Mar 25, 2025Club Fish presents Drop Us A Line, where Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.
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No Such Thing As A Guinea Pig Saloon
Mar 20, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss sobbing sticks, selling saffron and sacrificing sheep.
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No Such Thing as Pyramids in Johannesburg
Mar 13, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs.
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No Such Thing As Captain Birdseye's Caribou Sausage
Mar 06, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul.
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No Such Thing As A Simon Cowell Bell
Feb 27, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats.
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No Such Thing As Dudley And The Dippers
Feb 20, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Margate Browns.
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No Such Thing As Clay Valentines Cards
Feb 13, 2025For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law.
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No Such Thing As Jousting Parrotfish
Feb 06, 2025Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic.
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No Such Thing As A Glof Club
Jan 30, 2025A compilation of outtakes from the Australia and New Zealand legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna, Andy, Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck and Josh Thomson discuss three-armed conductors, toddlers managing football teams, crocodile crockery and much much more.
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No Such Thing As A Honey Badger On Toast
Jan 23, 2025Live from Christchurch, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Josh Thomson discuss planes, princesses, perverts and perplexing ptenoglossae.
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No Such Thing As Bob Dylan on Mars
Jan 16, 2025Live from Auckland, Dan, James, Anna, and Andy discuss booze, bugs, Bob Dylan and Barry Munday.
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No Such Thing As Tickling A Monk
Jan 09, 2025Live from Wellington, Dan, James, Anna, and special guest Leon 'Buttons' Kirkbeck discuss Buddha, batons, balls of rice and bad kitties.
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No Such Thing As Water Floating On Water
Jan 02, 2025A compilation of outtakes from the UK and European legs of our 2024 tour: Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss paintballing, phoneboxes, Gielgud, guillotines and much much more.
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No Such Thing As Bananas In The Vatican
Dec 26, 2024Live from Brisbane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bananas, businesses, todgers and toddlers.
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No Such Thing As The Jam Of Entertainment
Dec 19, 2024Live from Melbourne, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss close-ups, role-play, secret messages and hidden ink.
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No Such Thing As Hot Golf Balls
Dec 12, 2024Live from Sydney, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss movies, murder, mini golf and M&M'ses.
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No Such Thing As Spanish Toes
Dec 05, 2024Live from the Sydney Opera House, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss North Korea, war games and 'breaking' news - that is, news about breakdancing.
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No Such Thing As Fishing In The Sea Of Tranquility
Nov 28, 2024Live from Perth, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss stars, snakes, spinoffs and selenian spirituality.
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No Such Thing As A Boomerang Shaped Spaceship
Nov 21, 2024Live from Adelaide, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss ants, boomerangs, cubes, and Danish editorial foibles.
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No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein
Nov 14, 2024Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican militias and Hellenic hydrology.
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No Such Thing As A Sweater For Einstein
Nov 14, 2024Live from Manchester, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss bestselling books, time travel, Mexican militias and Hellenic hydrology.
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No Such Thing As A Ghost In Blue Jeans
Nov 07, 2024Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss failure, theatrics, fraud and a highly litigious member of the Trump family.
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No Such Thing As Catherine Of Croydon
Oct 31, 2024Live from the Theatre Royal, Drury Lane, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cassettes, cruising, cliffs and clowns.
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No Such Thing As A Dragonfish At The Opticians
Oct 24, 2024Live from the Cardiff Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss wax, water, Persians and perverts.
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No Such Thing As A Shooting Star
Oct 17, 2024Live from the Gothenburg Book Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Bruce Lee, faux geese, science facts and science fiction.
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No Such Thing As I Love I Love Lucy
Oct 10, 2024Live from Newcastle, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss the beach, geese, teeth and Queen Elizabeeth.
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No Such Thing As President Iceberg
Oct 03, 2024Live from Glasgow, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss deaf composers, daft names, presidential pigs and fabulous frogs.
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No Such Thing as an Ice Cream at Stonehenge
Sep 26, 2024Live from Dublin, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss banging heads, painful teeth, big stones and little men.
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No Such Thing As A Beaver Walking Backwards
Sep 19, 2024Live from Bristol, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss beavers, bottoms, mounties and counting teas.
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No Such Thing As Radioactive Jenga
Sep 12, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss your facts, including domes, mushrooms, hiccups and the Flying Doctors.
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No Such Thing As A Mystic Beluga
Sep 05, 2024Live from the Edinburgh Festival, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss raiders, radars, Wales and whales.
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No Such Thing As A Sausage In The Exam Hall
Aug 29, 2024Live from the Underbelly in Soho, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss cheating, repeating, a meeting and some seating.
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No Such Thing As Lightning At Sea
Aug 22, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss constant clouds, curvaceous comedians, Polish pilots and furious-sounding Finns.
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No Such Thing As An Accidental Stuffed Crust
Aug 15, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss pizza, poetry, complaining and conveying.
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No Such Thing As Ice Skating On Stilts
Aug 08, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Johnny Knoxville discuss skateboarding, stilt walking, supersonic speed, and some seriously savage soup.
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No Such Thing As Darts Vader
Aug 01, 2024James, Anna, Andy and Paul Sinha discuss cinematic blockbusters, celebrities going for gold, some questionable sport, and Martin Luther King's family's fortunes.
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No Such Thing As A Sycamore In A Silver Coat
Jul 25, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Dan Snow discuss throwing shade, protecting trees, inventing fireplaces and exiling Romans.
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No Such Thing As The Three Gorgeous Dams
Jul 18, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss clippers, snippers, naval eunuchs and wasserkochers.
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No Such Thing As Kimchi Pirates
Jul 11, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss electric guitars, hidden tracks, and why we all love a bit of Seoul.
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No Such Thing As A Sausage Cat
Jul 04, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss pink clothes, orange cats, ballot boxes and Buddhist blast offs.
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No Such Thing As The Notorious British Institute of Graphologists
Jun 27, 2024Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss squashing, scribbling, sun spots and sea snooker.
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No Such Thing As A Soaring Chinchilla
Jun 20, 2024Live from the Nerdland Festival, Andrew, James, Dan and Lieven Scheire discuss coughing crocs, cunning computers, testing toilets, and tall tales about tails.
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No Such Thing As An Inside-Out Dolphin
Jun 13, 2024Anna, Andrew, James and Helen Scales discuss curious cephalopods, destitute decapods, parky penguins, and munificent midlanders.
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No Such Thing As The SS Enterprise
Jun 06, 2024Dan, Anna, Andrew and Ali Plumb discuss cinema, spacemen, spiders and sewage.
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No Such Thing As The Farto Phone
May 30, 2024James, Anna, Andy and a silent puppet of Dan Schreiber discuss Key West, D-Day, tomahawks and trouser handles.
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No Such Thing As 'Is It Mushroom?'
May 23, 2024James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding pennies, presidents, peanuts and parasites.
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No Such Thing As A Teaspoon of Coal
May 16, 2024James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss speeding swallows, Swedish statues, staining glass and selling time.
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No Such Thing As A Throbberthrob
May 09, 2024James, Anna, Andy and Dan discuss YOUR facts, including donkey graffito, Zachary Quinto, Dvořák's tubas and baseball tubers.
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