the slime show

the slime show

By: Bree

Language: en

Categories: Society, Culture, Personal, Journals, News

What's up, Slimers?! This is The Slime Show, hosted by Bree, also known as Slime. This podcast is your official invitation into my weird little world, where I'll be talking about my life, random stuff, and whatever else comes to mind!!!! Stay slimy!!!!!!!!

Episodes

Protests, Perfume, MGA Miniverse and Other Weekend Thoughts
Jan 11, 2026

I talk about wearing a “leave me alone” sweatshirt that somehow invites conversation, struggling with webcam setups and being stuck using a very heavy laptop, and realizing I’ve been unintentionally misled by the internet (again).

I also get into:

- Watching TV out of order without realizing it 

- Finally starting a new season of a show

- Doing laundry (a real accomplishment)

- Ordering Oakcha perfume even though I don’t usually wear fragrance

- Noticing protests happening locally and around the country

- Thinkin...

Duration: 00:28:23
Quiet Morning Check-In Before Therapy... then INDIE MUSIC!!!!
Jan 09, 2026

Welcome to The Slime Show 🐌
I’m Bree — also known as Slime — just hanging out, talking through my morning and easing into the day.

In this episode, I ramble about:
- Being up way too early (5:30am club, unfortunately)
- Natural light vs. ring lights for recording
- Cats, garbage day, and the neighbor’s dog not getting into the trash
- An upcoming therapy appointment and not knowing what to talk about
- My ridiculous laptop situation (yes, I have three)
- String cheese eating habits (judge me)
- Diet soda...

Duration: 00:33:54
No One Showed Up, My Dad Canceled, and the ’90s Were Wild
Jan 09, 2026

In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I spend the first few minutes getting the tech to cooperate before talking about the unusually nice January weather and a midnight earthquake alert I slept right through.

I share about going to a Women for Sobriety meeting where attendance was sparse, taking a nap, and dealing with the disappointment of my dad canceling on me yet again — and how family favoritism still hurts no matter how old you are.

I also read and react to an article about behaviors from the 1990s that were once socially acce...

Duration: 00:39:12
Coffee Before Tea, Orange Cheese Lies & Trump Wants Greenland (Me Precious Titanium!!!!)
Jan 08, 2026

Welcome to The Slime Show 🐌

In today’s episode, I start off just hanging out and talking about life — my friend Sen wanting to adopt a cat, my glasses fogging up again, how it’s weirdly hot for January, and hoping my dad doesn’t bail on our plans tomorrow.

Then things spiral (as they do).

We get into:

☕ The surprising drink Brits loved before tea (yes, it was coffee)

🧀 Why orange cheese is basically a centuries-old marketing gimmick

🌍 Why Trump wants Greenland — national security, missile defense, and… PRECIOUS METALS...

Duration: 00:25:08
#1. NUMERO UNO. HEAVY IS THE CROWN!!!!
Jan 07, 2026

Today I checked my Goodpods rankings and somehow landed at #1 in the Indie Entertainment News weekly chart. Still processing that — but I’m not letting it go to my head. I’m still just doing my own thing.

I talk about the strange category I keep ranking in, even though I haven’t really talked about entertainment news in a while. Sometimes it’s news, sometimes science, sometimes just life — and I’m not trying to turn into the next TMZ.

I also talk about the weather warming up, ordering new glasses, and adding a batch of older...

Duration: 00:25:24
Somehow… This Podcast Is Top 10
Jan 06, 2026

In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I record the first-ever video segment of the podcast and just hang out, talk life, and check in with the cats on a rainy day.

I start things off with some exciting news: The Slime Show is officially ranking on Goodpods, including breaking into the Top 10 Personal Journals weekly chart. Thank you to everyone listening and supporting the show.

From there, it’s a classic Slime Show stream-of-consciousness episode — cats lounging around the room, being tired after 10 hours of sleep, a sore tongue, candy snacks, and random everyd...

Duration: 00:38:01
Rainy Weather, a New Mic (Blue Ember), and a Stuffed Frog
Jan 04, 2026

In today’s episode of The Slime Show, I’m testing out a new microphone — the Blue Ember — which I picked up for $35 on Amazon and just arrived today. It’s been raining on and off here the past few days, and I woke up with a headache that I think might be weather-related.

I talk about hanging out with my Dad on Thursday, January 1st, where we went for a drive, he gave me my Christmas present (a stuffed frog), and some money to buy clothes. I also play a short clip from when we were in the car...

Duration: 00:25:03
Rainy Days, Mic Shootouts, and Acupuncture Seeds
Jan 01, 2026

In this episode of The Slime Show, I’m just hanging out at home with the cats on a rainy day. It’s been cool, gloomy weather lately, and it looks like the rain isn’t stopping anytime soon.

I talk about heading out to pick up my medications, getting my monthly Abilify injection, taking an Uber, and breaking one of my usual routines when I got home. From there, I dive into today’s recording setup — the full Audio-Technica bundle experience — including the AT2005USB microphone (running XLR into a Vocaster One), ATH-M20x headphones, and recording in...

Duration: 00:24:34
Hanging Out With the Cats & the Behringer C2
Dec 31, 2025

In this episode of The Slime Show podcast, I’m just hanging out and checking in. I talk about being really tired lately, possibly from the weather or sleep issues, and recording from bed with the cats — Starshine and Sydney — keeping me company.

I get into some microphone and audio gear talk, including switching boom arms, using the Behringer C2 again, pop filters vs windscreens, capsule sizes, and testing out some older mics I own. I also talk about watching Undercover Boss, Dragons’ Den, and my thoughts on Peavey after seeing their episode.

Nothing big is happe...

Duration: 00:14:42
Behringer C2 Mic Test (Plus a Very DIY Windscreen)
Dec 29, 2025

In this episode, I test out and talk about the Behringer C2 microphone, a pair I was lucky enough to get for free earlier this summer. I mess around with a very DIY setup—using a Shure MV7 windscreen held on with a rubber band, plus a pop filter—to see how it sounds and feels in real use. I also had to wrap a sock around it to fit it in the mic clip.

Along the way, I talk about hanging out with my dad and going for a drive, and I also get into a brie...

Duration: 00:18:05
Christmas Gripes, Awkward Hangout, Staple Remover Teeth, and Undercover Boss Talk
Dec 28, 2025

This episode is kind of all over the place — in the best way.

I start off by talking about a Christmas episode I ended up deleting, where I opened up about not seeing my dad on Christmas and some ongoing frustrations around our relationship, all while waiting for my friends to show up. Also, I’m pretty sure I saw a squirrel running around with either a frog in its mouth… or maybe just leaves.

After pausing the recording to hang out with my friends, I come back feeling awkward, nervous, and way too in my own...

Duration: 00:45:50
I Miss the Dad I Used to Have
Dec 26, 2025

This Christmas didn’t look how I hoped it would.

I talk about spending the holiday with my cats, not seeing my dad, and what it’s like when someone who used to be a great parent slowly fades into excuses, distance, and bare-minimum effort.

This episode is about favoritism, money, broken plans, and that weird kind of grief you feel when someone is still alive—but not really there for you anymore.

No neat ending. Just the truth.

Duration: 00:06:16
The Slime Show Christmas Eve Special
Dec 25, 2025

It’s Christmas Eve, it’s raining hard, and I’m just hanging out.

On today’s cozy holiday episode of The Slime Show, I talk about unusually warm December weather, hanging out with my dad and running errands, buying an unreasonable amount of Boursin cheese, and why the McDonald’s ice cream machine is broken in every country on Earth.

I also talk about a YouTube travel vlogger who flew to India and Pakistan just to compare McDonald’s, mourn the quiet death of MTV’s music channels, react to Del Taco being sold for shockingly...

Duration: 00:43:09
i recorded myself sleeping and now i’m scared (and a lot more stuff)
Dec 24, 2025

today’s been slow. the handymen were back on the front deck, the mailman showed up way late, and i napped through most of the day — despite being convinced i might have sleep apnea. i recorded myself sleeping and honestly? i regret it. i sound like a large animal. possibly a boar. possibly an elephant.

i talk about being embarrassed by my snoring, hanging out with my dad before christmas, a friend who wants to visit with a service dog (my cats have opinions), and a small logo tweak i made.

also in this episode: repo...

Duration: 01:21:58
Sampling the Nation (Zero Loyalty, Maximum Stimulation)
Dec 23, 2025

The Bay Area braces for the heaviest rain yet as I do what any responsible adult would do: finally take a shower, eat extremely spicy chips, and blame my digestive system on cream cheese & onion Ritz Crisp Thins.

We talk flood watches, hot snacks that lie about how spicy they are, and why sweetness somehow makes pain worse. I spiral into why I’m tired all the time (sleep apnea? blood sugar? vibes?), roast a “skilled” cold caller who absolutely was not skilled, and marvel at the fact that vinyl sales are higher than they’ve been since 19...

Duration: 00:49:45
Just Hanging Out on a Rainy Sunday
Dec 22, 2025

It’s a rainy Sunday episode of the slime show.

Bree hangs out with a brand-new (fake) Shure MV7, takes a drive to Guerneville with her dad for Starbucks hot chocolate (rated an 8.5), and records car-ride audio using a Hollyland Lark M2 pulled straight out of the backpack.

There’s a nostalgic dive into FM radio—sampling station IDs, remembering growing up with WHUD in the Hudson Valley, and reflecting on why radio still feels comforting. From there, the episode jumps to MTV Cribs nostalgia (including Redman’s legendary Staten Island duplex), travel vloggers who talk way...

Duration: 00:49:09
Counterfeit Mic, Genuine Thoughts
Dec 20, 2025

Welcome back to the slime show.
I’m Bree — also known as Slime — and I’m just hanging out.

We’re six days out and I still haven’t gotten my Dad a gift. I talk about weather-induced headaches, nonstop rain, suspiciously warm December temperatures, and the handymen rebuilding the front deck while I vacuum and do laundry like a productive adult.

I’m also using a counterfeit Shure MV7 (yes, really), tweaking DSP through the Shure Motiv app via my phone because I use Linux, and overanalyzing how bright podcast microphones are supposed to sound.

<...

Duration: 00:58:37
Earthquakes, Syrup Shoes, and the Science of Farts
Dec 16, 2025

Santa Rosa shook — literally. This week, I felt a 4.9 earthquake just 4 miles away, followed by aftershocks, weather whiplash, and the unsettling realization that my bed is not as sturdy as I thought.

From seismic activity to Dubai chocolate invading Dollar Tree, I break down how something that used to be “luxury imported” is now living next to cough drops for $1.25.

We talk new podcast gear, why my Rode Podcaster is still undefeated, and why not every microphone bundle is built the same.

Then things get weird.

Denny’s has announced Sticky Kicks —...

Duration: 00:22:00
Earthquakes, Sticky Kicks, and Dumpster Legos
Dec 15, 2025

From Sonoma County shaking with a 4.9-magnitude earthquake to Denny’s releasing sneakers filled with real syrup, today’s episode is a whirlwind of chaos, curiosity, and comedy. We dive into aftershocks, the science behind fart-based brain boosts, massive underground sloth tunnels, dumpster-dived toys, and the Reddit verdict on KFC. Plus, a tiny tribute to Raul Malo and some thoughts on new audio gear. Buckle up—this one’s unpredictable, hilarious, and just a little sticky.

Duration: 00:24:30
Slime Sunday: Santas Gone Wild, Snoopy Sellout, and the Most Intense Shoe Salesman Ever
Dec 14, 2025

On today’s episode of The Slime Show, Bree (aka Slime) lounges with the cats, watches the clouds, and dives into the weekend’s wildest news. From Santacon chaos to beer-soaked Kris Kringles, to Snoopy taking over slow cookers and handbags, to a 1983 shoe salesman who’s basically a retail ninja—this episode has it all. Plus, quirky stories about Lay’s new “potato-flavored potato” chips, Steve Wozniak’s $2 bills, Midwestern phrases, and the fast-food hot chocolate showdown. Rested, caffeinated, and ready to talk nonsense—tune in for the absurdity you didn’t know you needed.

Duration: 00:34:21
Heavy Is the Crown (Take Three)
Dec 14, 2025

This is take three.
Not because the first two were bad — but because they were too powerful.

In this episode, I unpack the pressure of being the greatest podcaster alive (heavy is the crown), why even legends get nervous talking alone in their rooms to no audience, and how I almost formed an opinion on an international conflict after Googling it for ten minutes while eating cheese.

We cover:

The danger of becoming emotionally invested in global politics without context

Why the world does not need a podcaster in sweatpants sa...

Duration: 00:38:52
Horse Cats, Cocoa Science, Regional Sweet Treats, etc.
Dec 13, 2025

It’s Friday, December 12, 2025, and Bree—also known as Slime—is back for her second podcast of the day, powered by boredom, laundry fumes, and dark chocolate science.

In this episode, Bree investigates the wildly inconsistent physics of cat litter boxes (are the cats secretly horses?), admits to regularly drawing S’s in the litter for Starshine and Sydney, and fills the room with Moonlight Breeze–scented ambition thanks to a Gain detergent detour from Tide loyalty.

There’s also a rogue ice cream truck rolling through the neighborhood in mid-December.

Things take a scientific...

Duration: 00:37:26
Tom & Jerry on Gold Jet Skis, a Man in a Waymo Trunk, and Why I Nap Like It’s a Ritual
Dec 12, 2025

ATTEN-HUT, SLIMERS!!!! In today’s episode: laundry day revelations, garbage-dog trauma, and the sacred rule that naps require a blanket—or else. We spiral into Hell’s Kitchen rage, sovereign-wealth-fund Looney Tunes, and the Waymo Trunk Man Incident™ before ending with a dramatic reading of “11 Personality Traits of People Who Nap,” which may or may not prove Bree is an enlightened forest spirit. Also: Big Food is getting sued, and honestly? Good.

Duration: 00:26:24
Heavy Is the Crown… Heavy Are the Headphones
Dec 11, 2025

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) broadcasts from bed with Starshine, a suspiciously boomy new microphone, and a closet full of over 100 cans of cat food—aka the Cat Food Bunker™. We discuss why all podcasts suck except this one, why Bree exclusively listens to herself like a professional athlete reviewing game tape, and why Guayakí yerba mate is just an energy drink in a poncho pretending to be spiritual.

There’s also a Costco takeover by Dubai Chocolate, a rubber-band incident involving two cats, an absurd $385,000 human washing machine, and the annual descent into December madness.<...

Duration: 00:33:04
Dubai Chocolate, FBI Watchlists & Martian Coconuts
Dec 10, 2025

On today’s episode, Bree (a.k.a. Slime) survives Day 26 of her unstoppable podcast streak, questions how anyone stays awake for a six-day Dutch podcast marathon, and desperately awaits a RØDE Podcaster mic that is currently on a road trip across Colorado.

We dive into hard-hitting journalism such as:

Why Dubai chocolate is suddenly EVERYWHERE (Costco, Trader Joe’s, gas stations… the hostile takeover is real)

Whether eating it forces you to invest in Dubai real estate

Grocery hauls, peppermint soap supremacy, and maintaining a 100-can cat food bunker

Th...

Duration: 00:38:13
25 Days, Tom & Jerry, Guy Fieri, AI, and Subway Smashdowns
Dec 08, 2025

Day 25 of my podcast streak, and we’re hitting peak chaos. I dive deep into why Tom and Jerry are probably the most sleep-deprived cartoon characters in history, marvel at Guy Fieri’s outrageous diners and 15-inch hotdogs, and ponder whether AI is making us dumb—or just turbocharging our laziness. Plus, a New York subway hero smashes Meta smart glasses, and we navigate the morality puzzle that ensues. 25 CONSECUTIVE DAYS PODCASTING. HEAVY IS THE CROWN!!!! Strap in—this episode is as unpredictable as a Jerry-sized rocket in Tom’s living room.

Duration: 00:32:02
Cats, KFC, Chaos: A 24-Day Podcasting Streak
Dec 07, 2025

Hey, Slimers! Today’s episode is pure chaos: I talk about waking up at 1 a.m. to feed my tiny furry overlords, why my MacBook Air is one wiggle away from yeeting itself off my bed, falling into a mukbang SpongeBob Burger King rabbit hole, the existential crisis of modern music lists, Trump winning the FIFA World Peace Prize (??), and Japan’s national Christmas tradition of… KFC?? Heavy is the crown of 24 days of podcasting.

Duration: 00:32:34
Kittens, Chores, and the Curse of ‘Da Da Da’
Dec 06, 2025

A jam-packed Saturday episode: adorable 4-week-old kitten videos, new headphones out for delivery, household tasks described like NASA operations, a dramatic shower redemption arc, hot takes on 2025 music lists, and the existential horror of having “da da da” stuck in your head for eternity.

Duration: 00:24:29
I’m In Goblin Mode, Please Stop Notifying Me
Dec 05, 2025

On today’s episode (Friday, December 5th, 2025), Bree hangs out, talks about doing laundry, being woken up at 1am by Starshine, and then dives straight into the bizarre news vortex: Uber notifications acting like a drill saergent, a man performing CPR on a snake, an emotional support alligator rejected from Disney World, and the exhausting reality of being a millennial in 2025. Also featuring: Neil deGrasse Tyson’s extremely specific last meal, an 88-year-old veteran finally getting to retire, and Sam Altman wanting to read your mind with sound waves. It’s a journey.

Duration: 00:26:04
Emergency Broadcast: Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s Are Gone
Dec 05, 2025

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) talks earthquakes that didn’t shake her, cats that almost threw up, Discord refusing to give her a Wrapped, and the devastating news that Trader Joe’s canceled Candy Cane Joe-Joe’s—aka the only thing holding her holiday spirit together.
We also get into Michael Jackson’s KFC breakfast era, 1980s peanut butter snacks resurrected by Stranger Things, and a mysterious interstellar object with a literal heartbeat. Plus: media megacorps throwing billions around like candy canes that apparently no longer exist.

Duration: 00:25:22
Dangerously Slippery Laptop, Ghosts, Billionaires, and Chaos: a Tuesday (good episode!)
Dec 04, 2025

This episode is full chaos in the best way. I talk about my dangerously slippery MacBook Air, my shocking $68 microphone steal, and San Francisco’s plan to turn a whole building into a 400-pod megadorm (yes, they said cram). Then we pivot into the Black Friday raccoon who got drunk in a liquor store, Charlie Munger cooling off with ice instead of A/C, my attempt at embracing silence for the first time ever, Stonehenge’s extremely dramatic underworld pits, and Khloé Kardashian’s ghost encounter that made her sleep with the lights on for years.
It’s cozy, it’...

Duration: 00:37:44
Jellyfish Have Better Lives Than Us
Dec 03, 2025

In today’s episode, Bree wakes up at 3AM (because: cats), gets blinded by the sun, and somehow ends up talking about Denny’s, Britney Spears possibly moving to the UK, exploding stars, sleeping jellyfish, color-dreaming octopuses, and why classic rock morning shows are all secretly cursed. Also: Sydney the cat continues her lifelong mission to use Bree as a mattress. Plus, is that interstellar comet definitely not an alien spacecraft? (Disappointing.)

Duration: 00:28:17
Lemon Chicken, Millipedes & Hoodies
Dec 01, 2025

In today’s episode, Bree hangs out with the cats, talks about eating a bomb Trader Joe’s salad, and dives into a Libra horoscope that’s basically yelling “you got this.” We talk obscure indie bands YouTube throws at us, David Byrne’s new Tiny Desk, and why Kash Patel dresses like he’s about to help you move a futon. Also: car-sized millipedes, Britney’s beautifully vulnerable Instagram post, Dick Van Dyke’s ice cream longevity secret, and why Italian hot chocolate is built like pudding. It’s a full Monday.

Duration: 00:30:20
Cats, Turkeys, 2FA Codes, and Starbucks Cup Crimes
Nov 30, 2025

In today’s very cloudy, very bored Sunday episode, I hang out with Starshine and Sydney while testing the new Fifine Tank2 mic. We talk wild turkeys in the yard, drives through Healdsburg and dreams of Guerneville, overpaying for $15 headphones on eBay, and the ongoing saga of cats discovering elite nap locations. I also revies the tragic state of modern podcasts, rant about 2FA codes like they’re classified government files, dives into Grimes’ take on Atlas/3i and alien federations, and deliver yet another annual roast of the absolutely joyless Starbucks holiday cups. Grab a snack, pet a cat, a...

Duration: 00:27:37
Beam Me Up, I’m Ready!
Nov 29, 2025

Bree wakes up at 2am courtesy of her feline alarm clocks, recaps cat vomit and cloudy weather, dives into weird radio nostalgia, and then fully petitions the universe to please—PLEASE—let 3i/Atlas be aliens. Plus: Johnny Cash vs. Coca-Cola, €90k worth of stolen snails, pickleball chaos, Elvis-wig judges, human washing machines, and Cardi B’s umbilical cord jewelry. A wildly cursed news roundup and a cry for extraterrestrial intervention.

Duration: 00:21:37
The Absurdity of the Perfectly Sculpted Poodle
Nov 29, 2025

From 2 AM wake-ups to cleaning up Sydney's surprise, it was a 'boring' day that led to a surprising amount of chaos. In this episode, we dive into the bizarre, high-stakes world of The National Dog Show. Who are these judges? Why are dog handlers SPRINTING in suits? And why do the perfectly carved, topiary-like poodles look so stressed? Give me a messy, twig-in-its-fur poodle any day!

Then, we shift gears to politics and the economy. We unpack President Trump's recent comments about new action 'by land' against Venezuelan drug traffickers. Is this about drugs, or is it...

Duration: 00:27:31
catsgiving day special!!!! vr waiting rooms and more
Nov 27, 2025

Happy Thanksgiving! This is a special holiday episode recorded after a 2 AM burst of creative energy.

Join me as I celebrate "Catsgiving" by spoiling my two feline co-hosts and reflecting on the best family Thanksgivings with my amazing mom and grandma. I dive into the truly bizarre nightmare I had about getting a haircut (after two years!), and explain why I politely turned down a dinner invitation—I'm just too tired!

But wait, there's more:

The Mic Debacle: Hear the unbelievable story of the $100 fake Shure SM7B that required a 37-degree angle, a...

Duration: 00:19:15
The $1600 Juicer is a Crime (and I'm Better Than Joe Rogan)
Nov 27, 2025

ATTENCION! This episode is 100% Slime Certified! We expose the Angel 7500 Cold Press Juicer for the $1600 stainless-steel lie it is in a blistering Slime Scale review. Plus, a mandatory dance break to prove we're better than the JRE (Joe Rogan Experience), and a passionate defense of the desirable 'burnt' edges on Ritz Crisp and Thins. Stop listening and start moving!

Duration: 00:20:08
random chit chat, news, and more britney talk
Nov 27, 2025

It's the day before Thanksgiving, and I'm feeling rested and reflective after 11 hours of sleep (and a 2:15 AM cat feeding). We kick off with a haul review: Yerba Mate energy drinks, smoothie-induced health boosts, and the ongoing quest for the perfect podcast microphone (ATR2100x vs. Samson Q2U—and maybe a boom arm for bed?).

Then, we dive into the headlines: Jony Ive and Sam Altman are teaming up to create an "anti-iPhone" AI device that promises "peace and calm" instead of flashing notifications. Is this the future we need?

We then shift to a...

Duration: 00:36:02
parakeets, elephant leather, and cat gadgets
Nov 25, 2025

ATTEN-HUT!!!!!!!! Hello, Slimers!!!! Welcome to the podcast! It's November 25th, 2025, and I’m ready for Thanksgiving in just two days! Join me for an episode covering everything from new art supplies to the animal kingdom's social rules.

Today, we cover:

Cozy Morning Vibes: Hanging out with the cats, planning a vacuum session, and dealing with that foggy weather. Plus, defending my love for smelling cat fur—it’s normal, I swear!

The Goodpods 7-Day Challenge: II share the details of the challenge and why you should subscribe wherever you listen (Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Pocket...

Duration: 00:37:59
heavy is the crown: cat cheese and prehistoric crayons
Nov 24, 2025

A seasoned veteran delivers an off-the-cuff episode exploring the week's current events and deeply personal anecdotes. We dive into Typosquatting scams, the surprising symbolic art of Neanderthals (and who the first cave critic was), and the life story of Full House star Jodie Sweetin. Plus, a review of the new Geese album, a tribute to Jimmy Cliff, and a critical look at the diet/nap cycle. Hear about the time I ran a massive Discord server called 'Lonely,' and how I'm celebrating Thanksgiving. Most importantly: I fed the cats cheddar cheese this morning.

Duration: 00:39:27
3i/atlas, trash pandas as pets, and ariana grande
Nov 23, 2025

It's a Sunday afternoon podcast check-in! I'm sharing the saga of my very clingy cat, Sydney, who just wants to nap on my laptop all day, plus the early morning cat alarm clock that got my day started. In the news: we look at the strange FBI investigation shaking up California politics, the wild idea that poetry can 'jailbreak' AI, and how raccoons are getting domesticated in the city. I also share a personal and important discussion on recent news about a celebrity's transformation, which leads to a candid talk about my own history with eating disorders and how...

Duration: 00:27:02
some news, taylor swift talk, and recent live performancesby erykah badu and robert plant
Nov 23, 2025

I start off this epsiode by talking about my day. Then, I talk about some random news stories. After that, I talk about Taylor Swift and how she is allowing the trump administration to use her music. Then, I play some of Erykah Badu's recent live performance at NY Times. Finally, I play some of Robert Plant's NPR Tiny Desk concert performance.

Duration: 00:50:58
adulting and more britney commentary
Nov 22, 2025

I start off this episode by talking about my podcast episode for earlier today. After that, I talk about the weather. Then, I talk about getting a missed call from The Living Room in Santa Rosa. Then I talk about "adulting" today. I had a productive day. I vacuumed, did laundry, and brushed my teeth. Finally, I talk more about Britney Spears.

Duration: 00:27:25
betrayed by spanish cheese and rock n roll hall of fame induction ceremony performances
Nov 21, 2025

I start out the episode by talking about having diarrhea from eating the Spanish cheeses I bought from Costco. Please God, don't let me be lactose intolerant. After that, I talk about and watch some of the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony performances. I really liked the performances of OutKast songs, as well as Cyndi Lauper's performance. Happy Friday, Slimers!!!!!!!!

Duration: 00:35:01
minesweeper, pumpkin spice handsoap rant, and jell-o pudding (funny episode)
Nov 21, 2025

Welcome in and welcome back, Slimers!!!! I start off the episode by talking about how I wouldn't mind having a human-sized cat tree to sleep in. Then, I talk about minesweeper. I have no idea how to play minesweeper. I just click on random squares and hope for the best. After that, I rant about my pumpkin spice handsoap. I bought 2 pumpkin spice scented softsoap handsoap dispensers at the end of October and here I am in late November with only 80% of one bottle finished and tired of the scent. So i have another pumpkin spice handsoap dispenser and...

Duration: 00:18:32
spanish cheese, garbage truck tech, 3i/atlas, sea urchins, windows, and more 60s soul music
Nov 20, 2025

Hello, Slimers! In this jam-packed episode, I start out by talking about how my day is going so far. Then, I talk about 3 types of Spanish cheese: Iberico, Manchego, and Queso de Cabra. Then I talk about why toenails grow faster than fingernails. After that, I talk about Starshine playing with my sock and how cats get enjoyment out of the simplest things. Then I talk about garbage truck technology. Then, I talk about the 3I/ATLAS interstellar object. After that, I talk about sea urchins having an all-body brain and how animals are probably more intelligent than we...

Duration: 00:46:59
random chit chat, more britney, more weird news, and more 60s soul music
Nov 20, 2025

In this episode, I just start out by talking about my day, which was mostly boring. Then I talk about a new Britney Spears Instagram post where she appears to be speaking with a unique accent. Then I just mention 2 weird news stories. Finally, I play some more 60s soul music!

Duration: 00:29:38
morning chat, japan/china tension, and the venezuela quagmire
Nov 19, 2025

My cat, Starshine, has officially stolen my spot and thinks he's the King. Is Phantom Planet the most underrated rock band? I confess my diet broke for garlic naan and PopCorners! We also break down the rare personality traits of people who love rainy days. On the serious side: We connect the dots between Trump, the Saudi Crown Prince. I also play clips and talk the tension involving Japan, China, and Taiwan. I discuss a frightening New York Times report on an administration using covert CIA action in Venezuela—a powerful critique of executive power that acts entirely in th...

Duration: 00:46:18
grocery shopping, podcast charts, ai, and 60s soul music
Nov 18, 2025

In this episode, I start off by talking about my day so far. I talk about my grocery shopping trip with my Dad, and the food that I got. Then, I discuss the Apple Podcasts charts. Then, I talk about some random news and my creepy encounter with AI. Lastly, I talk about and play some 60s soul music.

Duration: 00:40:49
tiger nuts, foodcations, and britney
Nov 18, 2025

Welcome to my second-of-the-day podcast! This episode is a cozy, stream-of-consciousness chat recorded from my bed on my MacBook Air with the trusty Samson Q2U.

On the docket today:

The quest for better headphones: Are those $27 Walmart cans really "as good as Bose?"

My new early bedtime routine, low energy, and the much-needed (almost week-long wait!) shower update.

The cold weather and cat treats.

Media Deep Dive: I share what I learned from Dragon's Den about Tiger Nuts (a tuber, not a nut!) and the appeal of those...

Duration: 00:38:22
random morning chit chat, zelda movie pictures, and the running man movie
Nov 17, 2025

Whilst utilizing my Mackie EM99B microphone, I talk about my morning so far. I talk about accidentally feeding the cats too many treats last night and how they are picky when it comes to fresh treats. Then, I talk about ordering blank ACEO cards and plastic sleeves for the, for my art. Then, I talk about pictures from the filming of the upcoming Zelda movie being released by Nintendo. Finally, I talk about the new movie, The Running Man, based on the Stephen King book.

Duration: 00:24:51
route 66 and more bizarre news
Nov 17, 2025

I start off by just talking about my day today. Then, I talk about Route 66 and it's history. After that, I read and comment on some bizarre news, including a police officer caught without pants on during video court hearing, a lion cub hotel wake-up call service, a woman with a hairball, and a flooded restaurant in Thailand that brings delight with swimming fish among diners.

Duration: 00:27:01
spotify episode takedown, mysterious interstellar object, britney, and ai-generated music
Nov 16, 2025

In this episode, whilst utilizing a Samson Q2U microphone, I talk about Spotify taking down one of my episodes for copyright infringement claims. I also talk about switching podcast hosts from Spotify to Simplecast. Then I talk about 3I/ATLAS, the mysterious intestellar object. Then I talk about the Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian pajama party. I discuss some of the latest news. Then, I talk about Breaking Rust, the AI-generated band, and play some of their music. I finish off the episode by playing some AI-generated music I made for the show.

Duration: 00:37:03
smart watches are dumb, taylor swift, bizarre news, and micro-trends
Nov 16, 2025

In this episode I start off by ranting about smart watches. They are dumb. Then, I talk about Taylor Swift allowing trump to use her music. Then I mention some bizarre news stories. Finally, I talk about 2 micro-trends, the Sleepy Girl Mocktail using magnesium powder, and Cottage Cheese ice cream.

Duration: 00:29:17
interdimensional communication, deceased high school pet scorpion contact, and janet jackson
Nov 15, 2025

In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating reality of interdimensional communication. I talk about my recent spiritual encounter with my deceased high school pet scorpion. I’m also detailing the big change I’m making to my upcoming book, expanding the scope beyond channeled wisdom to include my own life stories and random views on the world. Finally, we look at how Janet Jackson's '90s hit is blowing up on TikTok.

Duration: 00:26:21
talking about my art
Nov 14, 2025

In this episode, I talk about some of the art that I've been making.

Duration: 00:21:31
reflecting on podcast and situation, listener comment, and flemish giants
Nov 07, 2025

In this episode, I just talk about my podcast and how I feel it used to be better. I read a comment that a listener left for the podcast. I also talk about the biggest rabbit breed in the world, the Flemish Giants.

Duration: 00:19:34
podcast re-launch, random updates
Nov 06, 2025

I talk about re-launching the podcast, watching the show Unodercover Boss, and random stuff. I'm writing a book and trying to make drawings/illustrations for the book.

Duration: 00:23:21
Movie & Music News
Jul 18, 2025

Happy Friday, Slimers. I open the show by talking about movies that are out. I also talk about some movie props selling at auction. I also play a new Macy Gray song and ranted about how I hate when artists make the crowd sing part of the song at concerts. I talked about the possible Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham (Fleetwood Mac) reunion.

Duration: 00:21:51
Slime-Ball Scale and Would You Rather?
Jul 17, 2025

In this episode, I rate bizarre trending topics using the slime-ball scale rating system. Then I do a round of "Would You Rather?". Shout-out to everyone at The Living Room in Santa Rosa!

Duration: 00:28:03
Boneless Wings, American and European Food Differences, More Velvet Sundown
Jul 15, 2025

In this episode, I am utilizing a Rode NT-USB microphone that I checked out from the Santa Rosa Library. I also talk about getting a good deal on boneless wings and fries from Charley's Cheesesteaks. I talk about differences in American versus European foods. Plus, I check out some music from Velvet Sundown's new album, Paper Sun Rebellion. Shout out to Lynne Stalk-Slater.

Duration: 00:27:04
PB&J and Tijuana Mama Pickled Sausages
Jul 14, 2025

I talk about how peanut butter and jelly isn't popular in England and other countries. I also tried these nasty pickled sausages called Tijuana Mama.

Duration: 00:21:09
The AI Band That Fooled the World: Decoding Velvet Sundown
Jul 13, 2025

How did an AI-generated band manage to fool the world? This episode breaks down the story of Velvet Sundown. We'll explore the rise of this controversial band and how they racked up millions of listeners. I also play some of their songs. Spoiler alert - I like their music!

Duration: 00:19:05
Unprofessional Delivery Drivers, AI, and Album News
Jul 13, 2025

In this episode, we dive into new music from Royel Otis and Justin Bieber. I also talk about asking AI for feedback on photos I take of myself. Plus, I talk about unprofessional delivery drivers. Utilizing a new microphone - Elgato Wave Neo.

Duration: 00:17:33
A Relaxing, Music-filled Saturday
Jul 12, 2025

Join me on a very relaxing Saturday! In this episode, I'm taking it easy and getting into some deep thoughts on the audio quality of past episodes, sharing some random updates, and spinning a few new songs that I've been loving. And a quick shoutout to The Mels!

Duration: 00:17:55
Grocery Store Rant & New Indie Music
Jul 12, 2025

I shared some observations from my latest trip to the grocery store and ranted about social etiquette. We'll also get into what I'm listening to these days with a few of my new favorite indie and alternative tracks.

Duration: 00:31:01
Volunteering, Grocery Shopping, and Library Anxiety (from E Street Studios)
Jul 11, 2025

Welcome back to the podcast, recorded live from the Santa Rosa Library's E Street Studios! In this episode, I'm utilizing an sE Electronics sE4400a microphone. I share some behind-the-scenes stories from my volunteer work, grocery store shopping, and being nervous recording at the library!

Duration: 00:11:14