Hair It Ferst

This week, the girls open up for one of the most honest and emotional episodes yet — a real look into what life is like behind the chair. From the deep bonds they build with their clients to the stories they carry home at night, Tessa, Michelle, and Monica share what they wish every client truly understood.

They talk about the way stylists grieve with you, celebrate with you, and become woven into the biggest (and hardest) chapters of your life. They open up about doing hair for clients nearing the end of life, navigating surgeries and health st...

Things get *wild* in the salon this week as Monica, Tessa, and Michelle dive into real-life “client chaos” scenarios — from half-finished box dye disasters to influencers asking for free hair. The trio doesn’t hold back as they share how they’d handle everything from last-minute cancellations and surprise “I can’t pay” moments to toddlers going full Edward Scissorhands with salon shears. Between laughter, blunt honesty, and a few too-relatable stories (including prom moms and unpaid tabs), the stylists keep it real about boundaries, respect, and the everyday madness behind the chair. This one’s equal parts therapy session and comedy...

This episode has everything: salon trauma, rogue blow dryers, aging knees, sleeping clients, and a heated debate over developer volumes that might need a trigger warning. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica get brutally honest about what the job really does to your body, why you don’t have to tolerate bad behavior anymore, and how Firmaglo is rescuing hair that’s one appointment away from becoming a hay bale. Equal parts educational, emotional, and absolutely feral.

Disclaimer: This podcast is intended for entertainment and connection only and should not be taken as medical advice or claims.

Toni Vanschoyck and daughter Kat jump in for a no-holds-barred conversation that proves Fermaglo products may be clean — but the girls' mouths definitely aren’t. The group tackles salon boundaries, blow dryer theft, why some clients should be fired on the spot, and how swearing might actually reduce stress. Along the way, they break down real hair transformations, massive regrowth, ditching 50+ product lines, and the power of clean routines. Toss in cheating scandals, leadership rants, and candle wax metaphors, and you’ve got a classic Hair It Ferst episode.

Disclaimer: This podcast is for entertainment purposes only. We are...

 From a child requesting $2,800 cash to husbands buying surprise gifts nobody asked for, this episode captures the true spirit of mom-life at Christmas: exhaustion, laughter, and a whole lot of wrapping paper. The girls compare traditions, confess snooping stories, debate whether gifts must be equal, and rally together against the universal struggle of partners who think a vacuum is a gift. A perfect December listen for anyone trying to survive the season. 

The ladies dive straight into holiday chaos, surprise ADHD diagnoses, anxiety-fueled overthinking, and the mental load women still carry every day. From stepping into a nurse huddle thinking it was a prayer circle (spoiler: it wasn’t) to debating whether women should have access to the nuclear button, this episode is equal parts hilarious and painfully real. Grab your coffee — or your ditch flowers — and settle in for a conversation every woman will feel in her soul.

In this laugh-till-you-cry episode of Hair at First, the girls kick back for a totally unfiltered Q&A. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica spill on their worst accidental text messages, being exposed by the double-tap while stalking, and the very specific items they need their best friends to delete if they die.

They also dive into whether exes belong at weddings (with Monica’s wild real-life twist), the things adults get way too excited to buy, why preschool drop-off is chaos, and the freedom of not giving a “tweet tweet” about what people think anymore.

It’s loud...

From hypothetical body burials on pig farms to daydreams about world travel and second chances, this episode has everything that makes Hair It Ferst the lovable mess we adore. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica somehow make conversations about “reefer” trucks, cussing, and personal growth flow together perfectly — proof that laughter really is therapy.

Disclaimer: The Hair It Ferst Podcast is for humor and open conversation — not medical advice or claims.

This week, the ladies of Hair It Ferst put on their business hats (and comfy blankets) for a raw, real talk about the business side of beauty. From setting boundaries and valuing your time to educating clients about clean ingredients and supporting stylist-owned brands, Tessa, Monica, and Michelle share their unfiltered experiences behind the chair. 
Plus, a little PSA: stop frying your hair at 400 degrees!

Disclaimer: The Hair It Ferst Podcast is a space for sharing experiences, not medical advice or product claims.

It’s another laugh-til-you-snort episode of Hair It Ferst! Tessa, Michelle, and Monica dive into the daily chaos of motherhood — from accidentally rocking her son’s grill at school drop-off to the unspoken rules (and total exhaustion) of modern parenting. The girls keep it real, relatable, and ridiculously funny while reminding us all that no mom’s got it perfectly figured out — and that’s exactly what makes it beautiful.

Disclaimer: The Hair It Ferst Podcast is a space for humor and real conversation — not medical advice or claims.

This week, the HIF crew welcomes Toni Vanschoyck - founder of FermaGlo and the ultimate truth-teller. From calling out dimethicone and fake fragrances to sharing her wildest wellness habits (water fasting, parasite cleanses, and salt in her coffee?!), Toni brings laughs, facts, and a healthy dose of real talk. 

This week, the girls are cracking up over everything from Christian Grey and country concerts to hot flashes and Hollywood. Tessa, Michelle, and Monica swap hilarious stories about bad massages, fake polio, and why some books should never become movies — all while celebrating FermaGlo’s first $70K milestone!

It’s a little spicy, a little sentimental, and totally unfiltered — just three friends talking life, laughter, and the beauty (and chaos) of it all.

✨ Disclaimer: The hosts are not medical professionals. Nothing shared in this podcast should be taken as medical advice or claims.

Monica, Tessa, and Michelle are back — swapping hilarious real-life chaos stories before diving into clean beauty talk. From accidentally losing a $400 car seat to discussing how fermentation transforms hair care, this episode is a perfect mix of laughter, learning, and relatable salon chatter.

Get to know Monica, Tessa, and Michelle in the very "Ferst" episode of the brand new Podcast presented by FermaGlo: HAIR IT FERST!

Learn how these girls met and what to expect from the show in the future. Subscribe to the podcast to get alerts for future episode drops and then share it with your friends!

https://fermaglo.com/