Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked

Twin Tangents Because Therapy Was Booked

By: Anthony Casanova and Nalee Her

Language: en-us

Categories: Society, Culture, Personal, Journals, Relationships

Twin Tangents is what happens when two friends refuse to stay on topic — and honestly, we're better for it.We’re not here to lecture or pretend we’ve got it all figured out. We're here to spiral, vent, question, laugh, overanalyze, and occasionally land on something that actually makes sense. Life’s messy. So are we. And that's exactly why the conversations here hit different.If you’ve ever been the friend who said "Okay but one more thing before you go" — this podcast is your people.New episodes every Thursday. Get comfy. It's about to get real (and probably a li...

Episodes

🎙️Twin Tangents Court - Episode 1 - The Case of the Sneaky Snackers (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️
Jan 09, 2026

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Twin Tangents introduces a new segment called Twin Tangents Court, where they discuss various cases and deliver verdicts. The first case involves a roommate eating a leftover slice of pizza without permission, leading to a discussion on food theft and roommate etiquette. The second case involves a friend sharing popcorn at the movies after initially declining, sparking a debate on snack-sharing protocols. The conversation covers three main themes: popcorn piracy, candy conspiracies, and food theft. Each theme explores the dynamics of sharing and hiding fo...

Duration: 00:34:17
🎙️Nalee's Hypothetical Hotline - Episode 1 - The Future Mismatch (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️
Jan 07, 2026

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In Nalee’s first-ever episode of Nalee’s Hypothetical Hotline, we’re starting with a big one—the kind of question that doesn’t live in hypotheticals for very long.

What happens when love is real, the relationship is solid… but the future plans don’t match?
Kids vs. no kids. Staying vs. walking away. Hoping someone will change vs. knowing deep down they won’t.

This episode unpacks the emotional weight of mismatched timelines, the responsibility that comes with ending someth...

Duration: 00:41:33
🎙️New Year, Same Chaotic Twins (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️
Jan 01, 2026

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🎆 New year. Same chaos. No false promises.

Some of you are optimistic.
 Some of you are exhausted.
 Some of you are already spiraling — welcome, you’re safe here.

This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee ring in 2026 the only way they know how: by roasting 2025, questioning society, and immediately proving that resolutions are mostly fictional. This New Year’s episode is part reflection, part rant, part games — and entirely unhinged.

👉 Audio li...

Duration: 01:53:31
🎙️Our Faces Are Now Your Problem (This Is Why We Chose Audio), MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! (AUDIO ONLY)🎙️
Dec 25, 2025

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Surprise!!  This is what we look like!!
 Some of you are shocked. Some of you are concerned. That’s fair.

This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee officially dabble in visual for the very first time. Consider this a test run, soft launch, experiment in chaos.  A Christmas episode where the cameras are on, the faces are visible, and everyone quickly learns why audio still feels safer.

👉 Audio listeners: if you’re listening on your phon...

Duration: 01:26:26
So Far, So Chaotic: A Mid-Season-Ish Catch-Up
Dec 18, 2025

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What started as “let’s just talk” somehow turned into six months of spirals, therapy-adjacent breakthroughs, inside jokes, and emotional whiplash. This episode isn’t a finale — it’s a pause. A breath. A vibe check. A moment to look back at the chaos, the growth, the unfiltered conversations, and the accidental healing that happened somewhere between bad takes, weed episodes, conspiracy tangents, and saying things with our whole chest.

In this reflective spiral, Anthony and Nalee revi...

Duration: 01:43:30
Tinsel Tantrums & Nostalgia Goggles
Dec 11, 2025

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The holidays always seem softer in memories — twinkle lights, cozy nights, childhood magic — until you remember the chaos underneath. This isn’t the glittery Hallmark fantasy people pretend to have. This is the season of gift-giving guilt trips, nostalgia goggles that lie, emotional overstimulation, and the exhaustion that hits somewhere between wrapping gifts and crying in your car about nothing and everything.

In this festive fever dream, Anthony and Nalee peel back the tinsel to reveal the real holiday experien...

Duration: 02:30:56
Crustables & Childhood Chaos
Dec 04, 2025

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Childhood hits different when you look back and realize half your personality came from recess drama, cafeteria politics, and that one cousin who stayed doing the most. This isn’t the soft-focus nostalgia people pretend to have — this is childhood with bruised knees, unhinged memories, questionable lunch menus, and the kind of chaos that still shapes your adult coping mechanisms. 

In this chaotic time capsule, Anthony and Nalee revisit the moments that raised them, scarred them, fed them (literally), and tur...

Duration: 01:44:41
Grace, Gravy & Made-Up Traditions
Nov 27, 2025

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Thanksgiving comes with feelings the same way it comes with carbs: too many at once and all hitting differently. This isn’t the curated holiday softness people pretend to have — this is gratitude with seasoning, boundaries, chaos, and the kind of honesty that only shows up when the year has been dragging you by the ankles.

In this holiday feast of Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee dig into the real side of thankfulness — the people who held them up, the less...

Duration: 01:54:31
What We Wish We Knew Before Life Dragged Us
Nov 13, 2025

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Being “too much” hits different when you realize people only said it because they couldn’t keep up. This isn’t a “love yourself” Pinterest quote — this is emotional truth-telling with volume, boundaries, delusion, and clarity… all tangled together like your last situationship.

In this episode of Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee unpack the hard-earned lessons that came from red flags, gut feelings, failed friendships, bad boys, burnout, and the glow-up that follows once you stop shrinking to fit someone else’s com...

Duration: 01:55:54
Grateful-ish: Chaos, Clarity & Clapping Back
Nov 07, 2025

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Gratitude hits different when you’ve been ghosted, gaslit, overworked, and still somehow show up soft for the people you love. This isn’t a “I’m thankful for my home, health, and hot coffee” episode — this is gratitude with attitude: petty, honest, healing, and a little bit unhinged.

In this episode of Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee get real about the people, jobs, friendships, and full-on disasters they’re low-key thankful for — not because they were good, but because they force...

Duration: 02:20:12
Drugs, Drama & Delusional Childhood Confidence
Nov 07, 2025

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Childhood confidence hits different when you’re high on Kool-Aid, running from chanclas, or convinced your family vacation counted as “character building.” Somewhere between chaos and core memory, we all had our delusional era—and this week, we’re unpacking every cringe and chemical choice that got us here.

In this nostalgia-fueled fever dream, Anthony and Nalee spiral through edible regrets, questionable teenage logic, and the kind of family bonding that required emotional recovery. From hotel pool meltdowns to Hmong weddin...

Duration: 02:09:24
Scream Queens and Candy Fiends
Oct 30, 2025

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Halloween used to be simple — pillowcases full of sugar, cheap plastic masks, and the occasional emotional damage disguised as a “family costume.” But now? Candy’s $12.99, kids don’t trick-or-treat after sunset, and somehow we’re the ones checking for razor blades and red flags.

In this haunted, hysterical Halloween special, we unwrap spooky nostalgia, neighborhood legends, and candy-fueled chaos with zero edits, zero shame, and one very opinionated dog. It’s the raw, unfiltered version of Twin...

Duration: 02:37:43
The Tangent Séance: Things We're Summoning or Burying
Oct 23, 2025

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Ghosts are cute… until the lights flicker mid-sentence, your grandma’s perfume shows up uninvited, and your dog starts growling at a corner you swore was empty. In this séance-style episode, we’re crossing the line between scared and scarred—summoning what still haunts us, burying what no longer serves, and laughing through the chills that hit too close to home.

We’re conjuring up:
 🔮 Randonautica & haunted adventures → when “let’s explore” turns...

Duration: 02:03:27
This Is Why We Don’t Fuck With Spirits, Brenda
Oct 16, 2025

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Ghost stories are cute… until your dog stares into the kitchen like he’s seeing Grandpa, your phone rings from inside the house, and Brenda swears her cousin’s friend barely escaped a guy in the backseat. In this episode, we raid the rumor mill of urban legends—what’s real, what’s cautionary cosplay, and why we still check the backseat like it’s our job.

We’re dialing into:
 👶 The Babysitter & the Man Upstairs → “Have you checked the children?” and...

Duration: 01:37:39
What Haunts Us: When Dreams Become Warnings
Oct 09, 2025

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Ghosts in the attic are one thing — but have you ever been haunted by that text you sent in 2014, or dreamed something so real it followed you into daylight? Forget creaky floorboards and horror-movie jump scares: the scariest stuff is often the memories, regrets, and family shadows we can’t shake. In “What Haunts Us,” Anthony and Nalee hold a séance with their own demons, swapping stories of signs from loved ones, creepy coincidences, and the modern hauntings powered by WiFi and bad decisio...

Duration: 02:10:04
Fears We Grew Into
Oct 02, 2025

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Ghosts are scary, sure — but have you ever been ambushed by a Jehovah’s Witness at your front door, or realized you’re somehow too old for TikTok but too young to retire? As kids we panicked over Candyman and whatever lurked under the bed. Now the real monsters look a lot like the IRS, ringing doorbells, and unanswered voicemails. In “Fears We Grew Into,” Anthony and Nalee drag everything from paranormal nonsense to the everyday horror movie called adulthood, summoning the fears we outgrew —...

Duration: 01:56:54
Valedictorian of My Own Damn Life: Why Your Timeline Is Your Own
Sep 25, 2025

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Success is rigged, timelines are fake, and somewhere between “fake it till you make it” and “don’t post it till three weeks later,” Anthony and Nalee decided to crown themselves Valedictorians of Their Own Damn Lives. This week on Twin Tangents, they drag hustle culture, side-eye comparison traps, and fight for ten full minutes over who’s actually shy (Final Ruling included).

We’re talking:
 ⏳ Timelines we’re done with → marriage-house-kids-on-cue is canceled, freedom is in
 💼 Jo...

Duration: 01:44:22
✨ Guilt Trips, Generational Myths & the Three F’s ✨
Sep 18, 2025

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Guilt is sneaky, generational baggage is heavy, and somewhere between “boys will be boys” and “love means sacrifice,” we realized we’ve been therapizing ourselves on-air. This week on Twin Tangents, Anthony and Nalee drag family expectations, relationship double standards, and the shame Olympics — all while debuting their new life motto: if you’re not financing, feeding, and/or f*ing me… move along.**

We’re talking:
 😬 Social guilt → from peacing out solo to the awkward “where’s your...

Duration: 01:57:52
🇺🇸 September Reflections: Mental Health & Remembrance 🇺🇸
Sep 12, 2025

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Today, Twin Tangents pauses for something deeper. Anthony and Nalee take a moment to honor two important themes: caring for our mental health and remembering the lives touched by 9/11.

September is Mental Health Awareness Month, and they open up about the struggles so many carry — from the pressure to “toughen up” to the courage it takes to ask for help. With honesty and a touch of humor, they remind us that tending to your mental wellbeing is powerful, not weak, an...

Duration: 00:06:16
Pumpkin Spice & Existential Crises
Sep 11, 2025

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Pumpkin spice is in the air, cuffing season is creeping in, and suddenly every candle feels like a personal identity crisis. 🍂 This week on Twin Tangents: Pumpkin Spice and Existential Crises, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the cozy-core chaos of fall — from prom-night regrets and awkward flings to the infamous Broomstick Story that proves not all nicknames are created equal. What starts as laughter about corduroy crushes and blanket addictions spirals (as it always does) into courtroom shade, emotion...

Duration: 02:04:31
School, Shame & Participation Points
Sep 04, 2025

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Move over, Mean Girls — the cafeteria politics were real.

This week on Twin Tangents: The Syllabus Is Trauma, Anthony and Nalee crack open the filing cabinet labeled “school shame” and pull out every glittery gold star, bathroom pass, and detention slip we’re still low-key healing from.

We’re talking:
 🍕 Cafeteria cold wars, saved seats, and why “popular” always equals jock-core
 🎓 Gold stars → adult validation loops (and how to break them)
 🧠 Imposter syndrome vs. “I’m just authent...

Duration: 03:03:34
From Love 💌 to Lube 🍆🧴 to Loyalty 🤡: The Tangent Olympics🏆🎉
Aug 28, 2025

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This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee spiral straight into a Big Tangent™ — and let’s just say, the syllabus includes sex, self-sabotage, and slightly too many dildo tangents.

We’re talking:
 🍆 Size myths, insecurities, and “sexpectations” vs. reality
 💋 Good makeouts that ruin your life for six months (minimum)
 🛍 Retail therapy, mirror pep talks, and whether online shopping counts as healing
 📱 Friends who call you out vs. friends who lie badly over...

Duration: 01:51:27
Twin vs. Twin: The Interrogation
Aug 21, 2025

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Move over, Barbara Walters — we’ve got questions and zero chill.

This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee step into their most chaotic roles yet: Barbara Walters’ depth, Katie Couric’s warmth, Anderson Cooper’s emotional gut-punch, and Jimmy Fallon’s unhinged game-night energy… all rolled into one interrogation episode.

We’re talking:
 🔥 The hardest hurdles we’ve had to overcome (loneliness, closure, and growing pains)
 🖤 Forgivenes...

Duration: 02:17:27
Mentally? I'm in My Little Era!
Aug 14, 2025

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This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee are checking in on their mental health — which is cute, except neither of them is entirely sure where it went.

We’re talking:
 🧠 Brain status updates ranging from “thriving” to “crying in the produce aisle”
 💄 Coping mechanisms that double as Sephora receipts
 🛍 The fine line between self-care and adding-to-cart at 3am for serotonin
 😈 Petty wins that healed us more than meditation ever could Duration: 02:02:46

The Embarrassment Olympics: Gold Medals for Social Fails and Cringeworthy Confessions
Aug 07, 2025

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Buckle up, hoes—this one’s gross, unfiltered, and probably going to haunt you.

This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Anthony and Nalee dive headfirst into the toilet bowl of shame and resurface with gold medals in poop stories, puke disasters, sexual mishaps, childhood cringe, and public humiliation that deserves hazard pay.

We’re talking:
 🚽 Bodily functions that betrayed us at the worst possible times
 💌 Romantic regrets that sti...

Duration: 02:24:20
🛸Aluminum Hats & Algorithm Traps: Trust No One (Except This Podcast)👽
Jul 31, 2025

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Welcome back to the chaos — and this week? We’re spiraling deep into the group chat between your phone, your FBI agent, and probably Alexa.

In this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your favorite duo, Anthony (emotionally unwell but vibing) and Nalee (high-key delulu, low-key terrified), take off the gloves and put on their aluminum hats for a full send into conspiracy territory. From Siri surveillance to shapeshifting aliens, we’re unpacking the theo...

Duration: 02:38:46
The Social Media Sprial
Jul 24, 2025

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Welcome back to the spiral, besties—this week, we’re dragging social media to court and serving messy, mildly controversial opinions with love (kinda). On this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your favorite chaotic duo, Anthony (petty with a PhD in judgment) and Nalee (emotionally guarded but always online), are putting your digital behavior on trial.

We’re talking the people who post every emotion they’ve ever ha...

Duration: 02:16:23
Triggered, Tired & Taking It Personally
Jul 17, 2025

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This week on Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, we’re not calm, we’re not collected—and we’re definitely taking everything way too personally.

Join Anthony (chronically annoyed but deeply intuitive) and Nalee (queen of fake healing and real rage) as they spiral through the petty, the personal, and the publicly disrespectful. From chewing like barnyard animals to sidewalk-blocking couples and those “I forgot to Venmo” villains—nobody is safe, not even o...

Duration: 01:56:58
Ghosted, Grown & Slightly Unbothered
Jul 10, 2025

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Welcome back to the chaos—this week, we’re spiraling into the tangled web of friendship timelines, emotional receipts, and the growing pains no one preps you for. In this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your resident overthinkers Anthony (holds grudges with flair) and Nalee (remembers every seat switch in middle school) unpack the messy evolution of friendship—from childhood cliques to adult ghosting and everything awkward in between.

We’re diving deep into the feelings that don’t...

Duration: 02:13:17
This Just In: We Might Be The Problem
Jul 03, 2025

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Welcome back to the chaos—this week, the tangents are pop culture-flavored and piping hot. In this episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your favorite duo, Anthony (emotionally invested in everything) and Nalee (chronically online, unapologetically delulu), dive headfirst into the messy, meme-worthy world of celebrity stunts, suspicious breakups, and PR chaos.

We’re unpacking the media madness—from Kim Kardashian’s surprise AHS performance to couples that seem more contr...

Duration: 01:50:27
✨ Deluxe Drop: 🌈 Pride Month, 🧠 Men’s Minds & 🍻 Wedding Beers
Jun 26, 2025

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⚠️ Heads up, HOEs — this might be our most serious episode yet… but don’t worry, it’s still deeply chaotic. 💅 This Deluxe Drop is full of big feelings, big laughs, and bigger truths. We’re cracking open identity, masculinity, grief, culture, and chosen family—all with our usual unfiltered flair.

Because June isn’t just about glitter and parades — it’s also about holding space for men’s mental health, the softness society tries to scr...

Duration: 02:23:30
The Official Cookout Eligibility Exam
Jun 19, 2025

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Sharpen your pencils and pass the potato salad — it’s time for The Official Cookout Eligibility Exam.

We’re kicking things off with a moment of truth and reflection as we honor Juneteenth — a celebration of delayed freedom, erased history, and ongoing resistance. It’s not just a day off. It’s not about hashtags. And Brenda, this is still not the time for red, white, and blue or unseasoned coleslaw.

Then? It’s exam time. We break down the cook...

Duration: 00:57:15
🐢 Two Turtles in a Big World: The Minds Behind the Madness 🐢
Jun 13, 2025

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 Last week was just the appetizer. This week? We’re giving you the messy, heartfelt, and slightly unhinged buffet of us. Consider this your chaotic crash course in all things Anthony and Nalee—your new besties, podcast hosts, and emotional support hot messes.

In this bonus deep dive, we spiral (shocker), overshare (on brand), and unpack everything from turtle metaphors and grief spirals to nail art, ceramic dreams, fake sick voices, and why you should never s...

Duration: 01:41:02
Sunrises, Seafood, and Slip-Ups: Vacation Vibes & Delulu Dreams
Jun 12, 2025

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Florida? Healing. Overpacking? Predictable. Raw oysters? Debatable. In this sun-soaked second episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, Nalee returns from her first trip to Destin with a suitcase full of chaotic memories, broken sandals, and just enough emotional clarity to keep her grounded (for now). Meanwhile, Anthony reflects on grief, family dynamics, and why he might just need his own escape plan.

We spiral through vacation red flags, texting etiquette, early-morning superiority complexes, an...

Duration: 00:58:14
Chaos, Meet Microphone — Our Origin Story & Oversharing Olympics
Jun 05, 2025

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Welcome to the start of something chaotic, cathartic, and maybe just a tiny bit unhinged. In this premiere episode of Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked, your new favorite duo, Nalee (professional overthinker/snack enthusiast) and Anthony (equal parts sass and sentimentality), finally bring their long-awaited mic banter to life.

We’re spilling the origin story—cubicle-side eye rolls, Buffalo Wild Wings bonding, and the moment we knew we’d be friends for life (or at least...

Duration: 00:50:42
PODCAST PROMO: Because Therapy Was Booked...This Podcast Was Born
May 19, 2025

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This isn’t your average podcast trailer—it’s your official heads-up.

Twin Tangents: Because Therapy Was Booked is almost here.

Get ready for chaotic honesty, too many sidebars, and two best friends who hit record instead of hitting send in the group chat.

Subscribe now so you’re first in line when we launch this June.

Unfiltered. Unexpected. Unbothered.

🎧 New episodes every Thursday starting soon!

A calm, grounding wel...

Duration: 00:01:37