2 Guys From Opposite Ends Of The Earth

2 Guys From Opposite Ends Of The Earth

By: with Mike and Shelby

Language: en-us

Categories: Comedy, News, Politics, Improv

Political satire mixed with history, personal stories, and any manner of lunacy that occurs to us from time to time.

Episodes

Curb Appeal
Jan 10, 2026

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Duration: 02:36:36
Podquick 4: Mr. Shelby Goes To Washington - Tommy Tubervile
Jan 08, 2026

Shelby calls this jackass.

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Duration: 00:04:19
Miss Information!!
Jan 03, 2026

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Duration: 02:37:51
Podquick 3: Mr.Shelby Goes To Washington - Rep. Eric Swalwell
Jan 01, 2026

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Duration: 00:04:30
Minaj-A-Whaa...?
Dec 27, 2025

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Duration: 02:08:52
Podquick 2: Mr. Shelby Goes To Washington - Randy Fine
Dec 25, 2025

Shelby calls Florida Representative Randy Fine.

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Duration: 00:05:05
"As You Wish"
Dec 20, 2025

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Duration: 02:13:15
Podquick 1: Mr. Shelby Goes To Washington - Mike Johnson
Dec 18, 2025

Shelby calls Speaker (used loosely) Mike Johnson

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Duration: 00:07:44
The 27 Year Old Groyper
Dec 13, 2025

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Duration: 02:28:38
Petty Roosevelt
Dec 06, 2025

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Duration: 02:29:46
Megyn R Kelly?
Nov 30, 2025

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Duration: 02:42:36
MTG, We Hardly Knew Ye
Nov 22, 2025

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Duration: 02:02:50
The Nodfather
Nov 15, 2025

Has Don Johnson finally found his Heartbeat? Markwayne Mullin? Did someone miss the spacebar on his birth certificate? The Andrew formally known as Prince?

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Duration: 02:11:45
"It Smelled Of Onions And Mustard"
Nov 08, 2025

We called MTG.

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Duration: 01:46:40
Pleather And Pain
Nov 02, 2025

MTG is on a hot streak. 

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Duration: 02:13:50
A Whole New Whirl
Oct 25, 2025

Don't cry for me, Argentina. 

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Duration: 02:31:46
Tism Tablets?
Oct 18, 2025

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Duration: 01:39:59
American Panderin'
Oct 11, 2025

My lovely wife joins us (her mic recorded really low, but we'll fix that for next time). Do people know what "literally" means? Staring down a guy in a chicken suit? Frogs doing the Cha Cha Slide in a war zone? Btw, weartootles.com is a real thing!

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Duration: 01:55:33
What's The Frequency, Kegseth? Part 2
Oct 05, 2025

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Duration: 02:17:35
What's The Frequency, Kegseth?
Oct 05, 2025

The Pin-Drop Presidency. 

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Duration: 02:17:35
Is Homan A Ho, Man?
Sep 27, 2025

Hipster harangue. Did we all die of Covid in 2020? Isn't a broken escalator just stairs? Homan handout. Dead internet theory. Calling out the bot. Rambo in reading glasses? Manufactured oppression at a Starbucks. Step out of line. Minecraft library. Melvinia Shields. Sleeping beauty. Guttenberg's cajones. And much more!

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Duration: 02:17:27
Amendment Infringements
Sep 20, 2025

Bill is just fine. Who did you think you were hiring? Is there a new platform possible? Goebbels banned comedians for making fun of the regime, too. George Carlin knew it long ago. Schrodinger's List bringback? Loomer's "principles"? Switch your burner account before agreeing with yourself online. Lazarus? CashApp PayPal Patel? F.B. Eyeballs? Valhalla? Text exposition? Seagate? Sometimes the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed. UBI incoming? Not sure? Fake crimes in D.C.? No felony indictments in a month and a half? The Supreme Court Shadow Docket? Amendment Infringements. Shelby's Dating Chronicles. Oversharing about menses immediately? Terminal velocity...

Duration: 02:03:22
Demographically Uncooperative
Sep 13, 2025

Pushing a putty?

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Duration: 01:57:48
Stacked Order Disorder
Sep 07, 2025

RFK Jr. and Gerald the Worm drop in unexpectedly. 29 day stacked orders? Louisiana Lockup or Bayou Buchenwald? Did AI let it fly? 

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Duration: 01:54:52
Jade Helm Realm?
Aug 30, 2025

Brain drain is a very real thing. Pirro is a zero. 

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Duration: 02:10:34
Sandwich Sedition
Aug 24, 2025

Crackers barreling. Bed, Bad, & Beyond. Savant Khrushchev? Should Zelensky wear a tan suit next time? Why are all of the woke parts of the Bible written in red? Is Herr Pluggs making Macrohard? Sorbo-y? Does the title read in my head like the song 'Family Tradition'?

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Duration: 01:47:45
Location, Location, Location
Aug 16, 2025

JD Vacay, the VP of a thousand vacations. Loomer looming. Soap operas are disgusting. Does Dean Cain need a mask with ICE since nobody recognizes him anyway? 

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Duration: 01:44:15
Diddler On The Roof
Aug 09, 2025

He's not Nero. Nero could fiddle. Are we abusing dildos? A gangbang at an R2D2 factory?

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Duration: 01:43:37
South Lark: The MEGA Episode
Aug 02, 2025

Make Epstein Go Away? Make America Gold Again? What's Felonious Musk up to? Were Mike and Shelby both wearing Savannah Sand Gnats hats this week?

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Duration: 02:31:28
It's FIFA, Not THIEFA
Jul 19, 2025

Is Chelsea in the files? Why is he keeping the trophy? 

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Duration: 01:13:44
Schrodinger's List
Jul 13, 2025

The list that did(n't) exist? Bacchanal Rafael? Fled Cruz? Should I not have recorded myself so low in the first 30 seconds? We'll find out together on the latest pod!

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Duration: 01:20:30
50 First Ghosts
Jul 05, 2025

The Big Beautiful Bill (For Our Children). Online Dating Chronicles. The Sitcom Chronicles. 

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Duration: 01:25:03
Mission: Mushroom Tip
Jun 28, 2025

JFK Jr. pays another visit. Gerald tells a joke. Kegseth cries? Who's your daddy? Is the "church clap" worse than the regular clap? Glitterbombing the Gestapo.

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Duration: 01:15:53
The Worst Wing
Jun 21, 2025

Scrotox? What's Agolf up to? Is PayPalpatine unable to get rockets to not explode BEFORE the rocket lifts off now? Did a cleaning crew clean the undisclosed location during the show? Find out with us 🤷‍♂️.

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Duration: 01:19:59
His Cholesterol Level Is Si
Jun 14, 2025

Is there a live studio audience? Is there possibly a new mixer and mics that are MUCH better? Discriminatory deportation? Medi-Cage cuts? Btw, the sound is going to be much better when I'm not suffering from major sinus issues. 

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Duration: 01:09:43
DOGe Attacks Child
Jun 07, 2025

Alien vs Predator or The Ketamine Kid vs Nacho Daddy? 

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Duration: 01:19:20
TACO Belle
May 31, 2025

TACO bout thin skin. Immigrant killer Miller. Gerald the worm stops in for a chat. How high is this Musk? Margarine arguing with A1? 

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Duration: 01:11:46
Cease And Resist
May 25, 2025

We're like The Duke Boys, except with jobs. Shelby learns and admits that I'm clairvoyant. Supremacide? Steel steal? Cancer stage 5-9? Covistory lessons. The happiest coma. Social SeGoogly? Another Shelby trek(kie).

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Duration: 01:16:31
Cosplaytriots
May 18, 2025

Temu Lara Croft. Y'allQaeda. Grok shock. Margarine's major manipulation. The Amazing Racist.  Refugees redefined. Rebel readings. Moody credit ratings. Ivermectin suspectin'. Forget daylight savings, we're on Rump time. 

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Duration: 01:19:20
Wiski-Leaks
May 11, 2025

Cucker City. Is Mattel a country now? What is...apeshit? TeleHackage. J.D. hex vex. Plane drain. Bakker Oats. Woke Pope smoke. Energy lethargy? The Car Wash Chronicles. All of that and much more on this week's A1 packed episode.

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Duration: 01:06:05
The Cheese
May 05, 2025

Illuminati illuminated by illiterates. Revlon at the Pentagon? He gives holidays a bad name. Receipt deceit. Band Aid 2.0? Scrotal recall? Can Shelby write the Tooth Fairy off on his taxes? We discuss this and all of the other biggest topics this week. Partake and enjoy. Seriously, partake.

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Duration: 01:04:20
The Pilot
Apr 28, 2025

What happened to the egg price uproar? Scrotal Rejuvenation. The Enola Gay is DEI? Is Musk the best check writer? Will Shelby see the hair? Also, did Mike possibly record this in mono? Tune in and find out.

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Duration: 01:10:22
Hitler Barbie
Apr 28, 2025

Law enforcement cosplay. An autism registry? Odometer shenanigans. Why is Signal not advertising how likely you'll get inside war room chat? Shelby's travel travails. All that and more (pardons) in this week's episode.

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Duration: 01:21:48
The Extortion Express
Apr 28, 2025

How are people still sending the Jim's money? Was Tammy Faye ever on SNL? We're so make funnable now. Emotional support chicken? Does Mar-a-Lago have a golden dome defense system? We'll ruminate.

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Duration: 01:07:36
Big Balls
Apr 28, 2025

Can Big Balls also use a microscope? Are we really going to teach our kids A1 that early? Did Stormy Daniels steal Shelby's joke? Don't let your teen date Chuck. And who is Ron Vara? We investigate so you don't have to.

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Duration: 01:08:41