2 Guys From Opposite Ends Of The Earth
By: with Mike and Shelby
Language: en-us
Categories: Comedy, News, Politics, Improv
Political satire mixed with history, personal stories, and any manner of lunacy that occurs to us from time to time.
Episodes
Curb Appeal
Jan 10, 2026Send us a comment
Duration: 02:36:36Podquick 4: Mr. Shelby Goes To Washington - Tommy Tubervile
Jan 08, 2026Shelby calls this jackass.
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Duration: 00:04:19Miss Information!!
Jan 03, 2026Send us a comment
Duration: 02:37:51Podquick 3: Mr.Shelby Goes To Washington - Rep. Eric Swalwell
Jan 01, 2026Send us a comment
Duration: 00:04:30Minaj-A-Whaa...?
Dec 27, 2025Send us a comment
Duration: 02:08:52Podquick 2: Mr. Shelby Goes To Washington - Randy Fine
Dec 25, 2025Shelby calls Florida Representative Randy Fine.
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Duration: 00:05:05"As You Wish"
Dec 20, 2025Send us a comment
Duration: 02:13:15Podquick 1: Mr. Shelby Goes To Washington - Mike Johnson
Dec 18, 2025Shelby calls Speaker (used loosely) Mike Johnson
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Duration: 00:07:44The 27 Year Old Groyper
Dec 13, 2025Send us a comment
Duration: 02:28:38Petty Roosevelt
Dec 06, 2025Send us a comment
Duration: 02:29:46Megyn R Kelly?
Nov 30, 2025Send us a comment
Duration: 02:42:36MTG, We Hardly Knew Ye
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Duration: 02:02:50The Nodfather
Nov 15, 2025Has Don Johnson finally found his Heartbeat? Markwayne Mullin? Did someone miss the spacebar on his birth certificate? The Andrew formally known as Prince?
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Duration: 02:11:45"It Smelled Of Onions And Mustard"
Nov 08, 2025We called MTG.
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Duration: 01:46:40Pleather And Pain
Nov 02, 2025MTG is on a hot streak.
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Duration: 02:13:50A Whole New Whirl
Oct 25, 2025Don't cry for me, Argentina.
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Duration: 02:31:46Tism Tablets?
Oct 18, 2025Send us a comment
Duration: 01:39:59American Panderin'
Oct 11, 2025My lovely wife joins us (her mic recorded really low, but we'll fix that for next time). Do people know what "literally" means? Staring down a guy in a chicken suit? Frogs doing the Cha Cha Slide in a war zone? Btw, weartootles.com is a real thing!
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Duration: 01:55:33What's The Frequency, Kegseth? Part 2
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Duration: 02:17:35What's The Frequency, Kegseth?
Oct 05, 2025The Pin-Drop Presidency.
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Duration: 02:17:35Is Homan A Ho, Man?
Sep 27, 2025Hipster harangue. Did we all die of Covid in 2020? Isn't a broken escalator just stairs? Homan handout. Dead internet theory. Calling out the bot. Rambo in reading glasses? Manufactured oppression at a Starbucks. Step out of line. Minecraft library. Melvinia Shields. Sleeping beauty. Guttenberg's cajones. And much more!
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Duration: 02:17:27Amendment Infringements
Sep 20, 2025Bill is just fine. Who did you think you were hiring? Is there a new platform possible? Goebbels banned comedians for making fun of the regime, too. George Carlin knew it long ago. Schrodinger's List bringback? Loomer's "principles"? Switch your burner account before agreeing with yourself online. Lazarus? CashApp PayPal Patel? F.B. Eyeballs? Valhalla? Text exposition? Seagate? Sometimes the dildo of consequences arrives unlubed. UBI incoming? Not sure? Fake crimes in D.C.? No felony indictments in a month and a half? The Supreme Court Shadow Docket? Amendment Infringements. Shelby's Dating Chronicles. Oversharing about menses immediately? Terminal velocity...
Duration: 02:03:22Demographically Uncooperative
Sep 13, 2025Pushing a putty?
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Duration: 01:57:48Stacked Order Disorder
Sep 07, 2025RFK Jr. and Gerald the Worm drop in unexpectedly. 29 day stacked orders? Louisiana Lockup or Bayou Buchenwald? Did AI let it fly?
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Duration: 01:54:52Jade Helm Realm?
Aug 30, 2025Brain drain is a very real thing. Pirro is a zero.
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Duration: 02:10:34Sandwich Sedition
Aug 24, 2025Crackers barreling. Bed, Bad, & Beyond. Savant Khrushchev? Should Zelensky wear a tan suit next time? Why are all of the woke parts of the Bible written in red? Is Herr Pluggs making Macrohard? Sorbo-y? Does the title read in my head like the song 'Family Tradition'?
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Duration: 01:47:45Location, Location, Location
Aug 16, 2025JD Vacay, the VP of a thousand vacations. Loomer looming. Soap operas are disgusting. Does Dean Cain need a mask with ICE since nobody recognizes him anyway?
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Duration: 01:44:15Diddler On The Roof
Aug 09, 2025He's not Nero. Nero could fiddle. Are we abusing dildos? A gangbang at an R2D2 factory?
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Duration: 01:43:37South Lark: The MEGA Episode
Aug 02, 2025Make Epstein Go Away? Make America Gold Again? What's Felonious Musk up to? Were Mike and Shelby both wearing Savannah Sand Gnats hats this week?
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Duration: 02:31:28It's FIFA, Not THIEFA
Jul 19, 2025Is Chelsea in the files? Why is he keeping the trophy?
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Duration: 01:13:44Schrodinger's List
Jul 13, 2025The list that did(n't) exist? Bacchanal Rafael? Fled Cruz? Should I not have recorded myself so low in the first 30 seconds? We'll find out together on the latest pod!
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Duration: 01:20:3050 First Ghosts
Jul 05, 2025The Big Beautiful Bill (For Our Children). Online Dating Chronicles. The Sitcom Chronicles.
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Duration: 01:25:03Mission: Mushroom Tip
Jun 28, 2025JFK Jr. pays another visit. Gerald tells a joke. Kegseth cries? Who's your daddy? Is the "church clap" worse than the regular clap? Glitterbombing the Gestapo.
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Duration: 01:15:53The Worst Wing
Jun 21, 2025Scrotox? What's Agolf up to? Is PayPalpatine unable to get rockets to not explode BEFORE the rocket lifts off now? Did a cleaning crew clean the undisclosed location during the show? Find out with us 🤷♂️.
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Duration: 01:19:59His Cholesterol Level Is Si
Jun 14, 2025Is there a live studio audience? Is there possibly a new mixer and mics that are MUCH better? Discriminatory deportation? Medi-Cage cuts? Btw, the sound is going to be much better when I'm not suffering from major sinus issues.
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Duration: 01:09:43DOGe Attacks Child
Jun 07, 2025Alien vs Predator or The Ketamine Kid vs Nacho Daddy?
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Duration: 01:19:20TACO Belle
May 31, 2025TACO bout thin skin. Immigrant killer Miller. Gerald the worm stops in for a chat. How high is this Musk? Margarine arguing with A1?
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Duration: 01:11:46Cease And Resist
May 25, 2025We're like The Duke Boys, except with jobs. Shelby learns and admits that I'm clairvoyant. Supremacide? Steel steal? Cancer stage 5-9? Covistory lessons. The happiest coma. Social SeGoogly? Another Shelby trek(kie).
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Duration: 01:16:31Cosplaytriots
May 18, 2025Temu Lara Croft. Y'allQaeda. Grok shock. Margarine's major manipulation. The Amazing Racist. Refugees redefined. Rebel readings. Moody credit ratings. Ivermectin suspectin'. Forget daylight savings, we're on Rump time.
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Duration: 01:19:20Wiski-Leaks
May 11, 2025Cucker City. Is Mattel a country now? What is...apeshit? TeleHackage. J.D. hex vex. Plane drain. Bakker Oats. Woke Pope smoke. Energy lethargy? The Car Wash Chronicles. All of that and much more on this week's A1 packed episode.
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Duration: 01:06:05The Cheese
May 05, 2025Illuminati illuminated by illiterates. Revlon at the Pentagon? He gives holidays a bad name. Receipt deceit. Band Aid 2.0? Scrotal recall? Can Shelby write the Tooth Fairy off on his taxes? We discuss this and all of the other biggest topics this week. Partake and enjoy. Seriously, partake.
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Duration: 01:04:20The Pilot
Apr 28, 2025What happened to the egg price uproar? Scrotal Rejuvenation. The Enola Gay is DEI? Is Musk the best check writer? Will Shelby see the hair? Also, did Mike possibly record this in mono? Tune in and find out.
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Duration: 01:10:22Hitler Barbie
Apr 28, 2025Law enforcement cosplay. An autism registry? Odometer shenanigans. Why is Signal not advertising how likely you'll get inside war room chat? Shelby's travel travails. All that and more (pardons) in this week's episode.
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Duration: 01:21:48The Extortion Express
Apr 28, 2025How are people still sending the Jim's money? Was Tammy Faye ever on SNL? We're so make funnable now. Emotional support chicken? Does Mar-a-Lago have a golden dome defense system? We'll ruminate.
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Duration: 01:07:36Big Balls
Apr 28, 2025Can Big Balls also use a microscope? Are we really going to teach our kids A1 that early? Did Stormy Daniels steal Shelby's joke? Don't let your teen date Chuck. And who is Ron Vara? We investigate so you don't have to.
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Duration: 01:08:41