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This Whiteclaw Mango has got Joe and Charles feeling some type of way because they're crashing out hard! Good think landlord Thomas is here to keep us in check.

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OMG IT'S HARD SELTZER DAY!! Go ahead and grab your favorite hard seltzer and listen to Joe and Charles review White Claw Ruby Grapefruit and tell the final story in the Eddie saga.

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We back baby with another fine episode of this big beautiful podcast. We're out here drinking the White Claw Blackberry flavor and we're joined by the wonderful Nicole!

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Once in a blue moon something beautiful blesses the Earth, but we don't know its true beauty until it is gone... Well worry not my fellow Seltizites because the beauty of the Low Seltz podcast is finally back!!!!!!!! Sorry we have not posted in a long time, my (Charles) life went to hell for a while and I had to focus on a bunch of bs which left me with zero time to edit. We are all gucci now and we are so back baby. We will be recording new episodes soon, but this and the next episode were...

Charles got a soundboard and we drink lemon pledge (White Claw Lemon)

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MAY THE SELTZ BE WITH YOU!!!! It's May 4th and we are reviewing the passion fruit White Claw and talking about Star Wars!!!!!

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You might be asking yourself "Where is episode 55?" Well well well, we recorded the episode with Jelly, Shermbank, and Sherm's wife Britt, but the episode corrupted and we lost it. Give them a follow and listen to us review White Claw Peach!

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Oh goodness we're out here reviewing the Truly Unruly Strawberry Smash hard seltzer while giving advice on surviving bear attacks.

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OUR KING HAS RETURNED AFTER A VERY LONG SLUMBER! THOMAS IS BACK BABY!!!!!! Too bad he picked the episode where we review the Truly Unruly Tropical Twist 8% alcohol to return because these things are brutal. Also, Tripp and Jelly return!!

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Charles can't catch a damn break about that damn tick, but don't worry because he has some good folks here to help remove it! That's right, we have Christian and Damien from Remain Roam Return joining us this episode while we review the Citrus Truly Unruly 8% alcohol! 

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Oh yessssir we out here finishing off the Topo Chico box with a double header. Joe has tangy lemon, and Charles has exotic pineapple. And more importantly, we have guests!! Tripp & Jelly from The Gelatinous Comedy join us while we talk about food!

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It's episode 50 AND we got an amazing prompt from an amazing fan!!! Listen to us talk about cars while we review Topo Chico Strawberry Guava!!

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We're back in the woods recording another episode for you lovely people! Who is Jerry? Why are Charles and Joe freaking out? Are we animals? Find out NOW!

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This is NOT a joke. I repeat, this is NOT A JOKE. The rainbow people are out for our KIDS and they want to AMPUTATE them!!! Good thing they are not after our seltzers because we are reviewing the Topo Chico Oasis Cherry seltzer today!

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WHAT DO JOE AND CHARLES HAVE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS TODAY????????? COME FIND OUT WHILE WE FINISH THE MODELO SELTZERS WITH SANDÍA FLAVOR

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We out here continuing the Modelo hard seltzer with the Piña flavor! In this episode we talk about grandpa go boom while birds crash out with cops playing airsoft with Kanye while watching Rooster Teeth! LISTEN TO IT

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We're about to go to war bröther! It's time for a new episode of Low Seltz-Esteem! Today we are reviewing the Modelo Aguas Frescas Flor de Jamaica! 

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We out here reviewing the Modelo hard seltzers and we start with Pepino Y Limón flavor! 

We just started using podbean and now we have 2 Low Seltz podcasts on Spotify. For those who are already following us, please find the new Low Seltz-Esteem on Spotify and follow. The new one is the exact same thing lol. We're still figuring this podbean thing out.

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We're back baby and today we are going to think back on the past year and talk about all the seltzers we've had so far!

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Holy moly it's been hell trying to upload this episode. Spotify was not loading on my and Joe's computer so we ended up buying podbean to do the job for us. Well, we're here now finishing the Aldi's hard seltzer pack. Enjoy!

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I belive Charles and I review a seltzer that contains alcohol. For those at home who are unaware an alcohol (from Arabic al-kuḥl 'the kohl'), is a type of organic compound that carries at least one hydroxyl (−OH) functional group bound to a saturated carbon atom. Alcohols range from the simple, like methanol and ethanol, to complex, like sugars and cholesterol. The presence of an OH group strongly modifies the properties of hydrocarbons, conferring hydrophilic (water-loving) properties. The OH group provides a site at which many reactions can occur. I hope you learned something today.

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It's ya boy Joe [REDACTED] coming to you live. You may be listening to this fresh new never before uploaded episode and think to yourself, "Now wait a minute I've heard this one before?" My response to that thought is you are wrong and probably a little crazy. You really should seek therapy help....

Anyways Charles and I rank the good Star Wars movies and review another celebration pack seltzer.

Intern Jared finally gets married and Charles and Joe celebrate with Aldi's Celebration Hard Seltzer! We're cracking open the Rosé Style flavor while reminiscing about the dungeon Joe booked for us. Enjoy, you beautiful people.

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Truly cotton candy seltzer. We do the drinking of that. Like and follow for more.

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We out here reviewing the Cherry Pop Truly seltzer. My brain is fried so I ain't got much to say here.

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Well hello you beautiful people, we're back with a BRAND NEW pack of seltzers! Come join us while we bust open the Red White and Tru Truly 12 pack and drink the blue razz. Is it good? Take a gander

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You might be wondering why Ep. 37 is coming directly after Ep. 35

Welcome to this week's episode of Low Seltz-Esteem!! This week we continue the the Truly Red White and Tru pack with Lemon Ice!! Jamie and Joe lose power, Obsidian continues to misbehave, and Jamie's ex had an anime body pillow!

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WE ARE FINALLY GOING TO SEE THE GRAVY TRAIN!!!!!!! Enjoy while we finish the White Claw Black Cherry in a parking lot. Shout out to the two folks that joined us!!!

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It's the calm before the storm. Charles is at Joe's house again and Producer Jamie comes home to a surprise. Come join us while we review Raspberry White Claw

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How many concussions do you need to get before your brain is broken? I don't know, but I apparently 5 (or however many Tua has had) is not enough! But, listening to us for more than 5min causes more damage than Tua's brain has received. Come get stupid with us while we review White Claw Pinapple!

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I have lime disease and I need the doctor's help! We're reviewing White Claw lime this week while we talk about guinea pigs on a plane, Charles' 70 year old roommate, and FREE GLIZZIES!!

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We finally have our first guest that we don't know in real life! This week Charles & Joe welcome Mike from the Oh, ! podcast to watch us drink the final Mighty Swell Tropic pack flavor, Pineapple!

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We out here drinking papaya Mighty Swell and LOVING IT OMG BROTHER THIS STUFF IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD YUM YUM

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Holy sh*t could this be it?! Is this the Mighty Swell flavor to save them all?! Is Olympic breakdancing cooked? Is Darth Jar Jar real? Am I happy? ⁽ⁿᵒ⁾ Well come take a gander and find out on this week's episode of two idiots with undiagnosed autism review hard seltzers!

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F#@*ING , NOTHING is swell this week because the abomination of a seltzer is back. That's right, the Mighty Swell Tropic pack is up next and we review a bastardization of what's supposed to be a Mango Raspberry seltzer! Oh swell, oh well, Charles has an overdose story to tell.

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Seriously, DO NOT drive drunk! BUT you’re welcome to drink at home while you listen to this week’s review of Mountain Dew Baja Blast Mango hard seltzer ! Get ready to hear about root beer, police interactions, and ways you can be smart with your money!

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Joe and I binge marketed on Let Loose for 4 days straight so we can continue to bring you the quality content you've come to know and love. Come crack open a cold one with us while we review Mt. Dew Baja Blast Fruit Punch hard seltzer!

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It finally happened ladies and gents. Joe's girlfriend is finally a guest on the podcast!!! Will she be a guest again or did we scare her away?? Who knows, but I know y'all are hard working Americans and you deserve the best out of life, and the best starts with you following us on twitter @lowseltzpc. Also, listen to the Low Seltz Jamz playlist for all the songs we suggest.

It's not just the trees that are talking at Joe's house. A Vietnam vet's ghost is haunting his house and Joe is GEEKED out. How is he going to survive, and who is he gonna call to get rid of it? Who knows, but I do know you should follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc for updates.

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Let us pray for the many fish who have taken their lives in response to the harsh realities of this wretched world. May God have mercy on their souls, and may YOU follow us on X @lowseltzpc

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I forgot what we talked about this episode, but I know we struck oil and my cat made a guest appearance. Please ignore Joe's audio. He may have moved, but he's still in bumf**k nowhere and hughesnet ain't working the way it used to. Whatever, leave us a comment and follow us on twitter @lowseltzpc

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Charles' tism took over and got him kicked out of a party.

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We liked Sunny D as kids but the Sunny D seltzers were labeled as some of the worst drinks we've had on this show. Will the Fresca seltzers share the same fate? Wanna be a guest? send us an email! lowseltzpc@gmail.com

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you live, oh
Take, take, take it all, but you never give
Shoulda known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open? (Ooh-ooh)Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash (ooh-ooh)
You tossed it in the trash, you did (ooh-ooh)
To give me all your love is all I ever ask
'Cause what you don't understand isI'd catch a grenade for ya (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Throw my hand on a blade...

Do you wanna learn how to grow a fish? Do you want to learn about the most dangerous scud? Do you want to learn about desert storm? Feed your curiosity as you join the friends in this weeks educational episode

This week we free the nipple and review Ranch Water Original

Our lovely intern is back and we put that boy to WORK during our camping trip because SOMEONE (jared) FORGOT TO PACK ALL THE SELTZERS!!!! We're getting in touch with nature this episode by recording in the woods while we're primitive camping and drinking Spicy Ranch Water.

Drunk Joe is back ladies and gentleman, and this time I get to gawk at his big dumb feet while I drink metal rain water... Thanks Joe.

We're bros and we're creamy. What else do you want?

Remember, you're never drinking alone when you're listening to us.

We're getting wild with Wild Cherry Happy Dad this episode and I'm disappointed. Who made this trash?! The Full Send Podcast?!?! GARBAGE!!! Also we have a guest.

Bruh I had my studio mic plugged in but my audio was recorded through my headset mic by mistake. Oh well, enjoy this episode of happy dads and cheese.

Imagine Sunny D but it had vodka and bubbles. That's our poison for this episode! It was so good, Charles' mic cut out twice for a short period of time!

I finished editing this about a week before uploading but I didn't have time to upload it and now I don't remember what we talked about this episode. All I know is we drank scary berries.

We talk about aquatic animals again and bully our guest a bit more. I hope you like fish.

We f***ing hate him. Why would anyone invite this man on the show??!! He's a loser!!!!! Watch us bully this man as we talk about the next drink from the Beast Unleashed in this episode that's worse than ep4!

This week, Joe and I unleash the beast with as we try out Mean Green from Monster's THE BEAST UNLEASHED!

"We'll be back on a regular schedule now" - The description of Ep.3 05/15/23

Lol so that was a lie, but WE'RE BACK NOW BABY!! In this Episode, I get to see more Joe than I bargained for and we learned why recording 2 episodes back to back is not a good idea. Strap in bröther

So I edited this episode and lost ALL my progress when I went to upload it. I got mad and took about a month and a half because I couldn't bring myself to listen to our dumb*ss conversations again. I tried editing it again and decided "F*ck this, no one is listening anyway and this s*it is too much work." So enjoy this unedited dog . We'll be back on a regular schedule now

Are you tired of the same old boring sports? Don't you wish your favorite sport was more exciting? Well look no further because your two favorite idiots have the solution for you! Take a listen and let us learn you a little somethin' somethin' while we review Mikes Hard Seltzer Mango flavor

The first episode kicks off with our two host reviewing Mikes Hard Seltzers Lemon flavor. In the episode we're introduced to our host and learn how dumb they really are. Buckle up because it's all downhill from here.