Herm's House Podcast

Herm's House Podcast

By: David "Herm" and Kristin Hermosillo

Language: en

Categories: Kids, Family, Parenting, Comedy, Society, Culture, Relationships

Welcome to Herm’s House!Step inside where real talk meets real life—marriage, family, parenting, and all the beautiful chaos in between. Hosted by a husband and wife duo (Herm & Kristin) who have seen it all (and lived to laugh about it), we’re here to share our experiences, lessons learned, and the hilarious moments that make it all worthwhile.With a mix of heart, humor, and honesty, Herm’s House is your go-to spot for insight, advice, and—if nothing else—a solid dose of entertainment. Whether you're looking for wisdom, a good laugh, or just a reminder that you're...

Episodes

We Grew Up on MTV… Now We Need a Financial Planner
Jan 10, 2026

We didn’t grow up learning how to budget, invest, or plan for the future — but somehow we’re expected to have it all figured out as adults.

In this episode of Herm’s House, Kristin and Herm sit down for an honest conversation about family finances, financial planning, and the money habits we inherited (for better or worse). They reflect on how their upbringing shaped their relationship with money, why having a financial advisor isn’t just for the wealthy, and what it looks like to unlearn bad habits while raising kids of their o...

Duration: 00:50:38
More Than Resolutions: Reflecting on 2025, Parenting, Growth & Family Life
Jan 02, 2026

As 2025 comes to a close, Herm’s House Podcast takes a moment to slow down and reflect on a year filled with growth, parenting milestones, coaching memories, and big family transitions.

In this episode, Kristin and Herm talk about why New Year’s resolutions aren’t enough, how mindfulness and intention shaped their year, and what it’s like watching your kids grow faster than you’re ready for. From launching the podcast and building a new studio space, to coaching youth sports and navigating the bittersweet reality of raising kids, this conversation is honest...

Duration: 01:01:48
It’s Not About the Cake: Birthdays, Baggage & Being Seen
Dec 23, 2025

*DISCLAIMER* In typical Herm's House fashion we had some technical difficulties with sound for this episode but it was too good not to share. Thanks for supporting us through our flaws. 

Birthdays aren’t always about cake, candles, and celebration—sometimes they bring old baggage, unspoken expectations, and a deep desire to feel seen.

In this episode of Herm’s House, Kristin and Herm unpack the emotional weight birthdays can carry, especially when childhood experiences quietly shape how we show up as adults. What starts as a conversation about birthday stress turns into an hone...

Duration: 00:45:31
So This Is 40: Wisdom, Wrinkles & Why Are We Like This
Dec 13, 2025

In this special birthday episode of Herm’s House, Kristin and Herm hit pause to celebrate a major milestone — Herm turning 40.

From childhood memories and early life lessons to fatherhood, marriage, and the moments that shaped who Herm is today, this episode is equal parts reflection, humor, and heart. Kristin walks Herm through the lessons learned along the way, the mistakes that mattered, and the growth that came from becoming a husband, a dad, and a more intentional partner.

There’s plenty of laughter, a light roast (because it wouldn...

Duration: 01:05:27
D.C. Adventures, Texas Football & Parenting Reality Checks
Dec 05, 2025

In this episode of Herm’s House, Herm and Kristin catch up after a chaotic few weeks filled with sickness, travel, football hype, and some major parenting wake-up calls.

They recap their whirlwind trip to Washington D.C., where Herm sang the national anthem (while feeling sick), celebrated their friend Desmond’s promotion to Senior Master Sergeant, and squeezed sightseeing, metro rides, and tight living quarters all into one unforgettable adventure.

Then it’s off to Texas, where Thanksgiving brought Cowboys and UT wins, a Texas State game, and one bi...

Duration: 00:51:32
Raising Them to Leave Us: Parenting, Perspective & Purpose
Nov 14, 2025

In this episode of Herm’s House, Kristin and Herm get real about one of the toughest parts of parenting: raising strong, confident kids who won’t always need you — even though you’ll forever need them. They unpack how childhood experiences shape adult behaviors, why every family defines “right” and “wrong” differently, and how intention matters more than perfection.

They also reflect on their recent SSG Kasson's Veteran's Day Four-Day March and the emotional shift it caused in how they view the unhoused community, service, and compassion. From the heavy stuff to the hilarious ev...

Duration: 00:42:15
Beyond the Uniform: Transition, Purpose & Partnership
Nov 11, 2025

In Beyond the Uniform: Transition, Purpose & Partnership, Herm and Kristin open up about their journeys from military life to civilian living — the highs, the hard truths, and the moments that reshaped who they are today. 🇺🇸

They share their stories of service, basic training memories, and the reality of navigating identity and purpose after hanging up the uniform. From learning how to communicate through transition to leaning on each other for strength, this episode dives deep into what it means to rebuild — as a veteran, a spouse, and a team.

💭 Whether you’re a veteran, a military spouse...

Duration: 00:31:43
High Notes & Heist Stories | Singing, Security & Family Laughs
Nov 07, 2025

In High Notes & Heist Stories, Kristin and Herm hit all the right notes — from National Anthem nerves to unexpected laughs at the Louvre. 🎶🇫🇷💎

Herm shares what it’s like to perform in front of large crowds, the mix of pride and panic that comes with singing the National Anthem, and why embracing your talents is just as important as preparing for the moment.

Then things take a hilarious turn as the duo dives into Kristin’s “Louvre jewel heist” story — a chaotic reminder to keep your passwords strong and your sense of humor stronger. 😂

They wrap up with reflect...

Duration: 00:36:49
Tequila Tales & Trunk-or-Treats | Halloween Fun, Mexico Memories & Family Chaos
Oct 31, 2025

In Tequila Tales & Trunk-or-Treats, Herm and Kristin are back with a mix of spooky laughs, sunny adventures, and all the family chaos that comes with Halloween season. 🎃✨

Fresh off a trip to Mexico 🇲🇽, they share poolside stories, new friendships, and one slightly terrifying ocean moment that had Herm questioning his life choices. 🌊😂 From silent discos and resort shenanigans to trunk-or-treat prep and family traditions, this episode is part vacation recap, part Halloween hangout — and 100% Herm’s House. 🏡

The conversation wraps up with fun Halloween facts, parenting laughs, and a reminder that sometimes the best memories come from the moments yo...

Duration: 00:50:18
From Carrier Decks to Community Care: Erik Jackson, WWP & QRF | Herm’s House In the Studio Ep. 2
Oct 28, 2025

In this episode of Herm’s House: In the Studio, Herm and Kristin sit down with Erik Jackson — a U.S. Navy veteran, Air National Guard legacy, and current peer leader for the Wounded Warrior Project and QRF Up. 🇺🇸


From working on the USS New Orleans during Black Hawk Down operations to building veteran peer-support programs across the Southwest, Erik’s story is one of resilience, service, and finding purpose after the uniform.


They talk about:

⚓ Life aboard ship and lessons from the milit...

Duration: 00:29:45
Paranormal, Parenthood & Purgatory | Ghost Stories, Parenting Teens & Emotional Movies
Oct 17, 2025

In Paranormal, Parenthood & Purgatory, Herm and Kristin dive into all things spooky, sentimental, and surprisingly relatable. 👻💙

From real-life ghost stories and creepy Halloween experiences to parenting challenges and emotional movie moments, this episode is a rollercoaster of laughs, chills, and heartfelt reflection.

They open up about nightmares, raising teens, and the weird comfort that comes from a good scary story (and a supportive community). Between the jokes, the jump scares, and a few deep thoughts on love, loss, and life after death — it’s classic Herm’s House energy: raw, real, and ridiculously funny.

🎧 Tune in...

Duration: 01:01:32
Welcome to Herm’s House: In the Studio | Episode 1 | We're Here + Meet Herm & Kristin
Oct 14, 2025

Welcome to Herm’s House: In the Studio! 🎙️

In this premiere episode, Herm and Kristin share who they are, how the Herm’s House podcast got started, and what to expect in this exciting new studio chapter. From veteran life and marriage to parenting, sports, and family chaos — they’re keeping it raw, funny, and totally real.

Expect laughs, heartfelt stories, and a few surprises as they open the doors to their new studio home and set the tone for what’s ahead. This season is all about connection, community, and conversations that remind you you’re not alon...

Duration: 00:29:28
Over, Under & Overthinking It
Oct 11, 2025

In Over, Under & Overthinking It, Kristin and Herm open up about the mental side of life — from motivation and self-talk 🧠 to how outside opinions can mess with your mindset. They keep it real with stories from parenting, relationships, and sports, all sprinkled with their signature humor.

Of course, it wouldn’t be Herm’s House without a little chaos… and this week’s hot debate? The “correct” way to hang a toilet paper roll. 😂

Between the laughs and life lessons, they dive into what it really means to take care of your mental health, communicate better, and find bal...

Duration: 01:00:59
Fumbles, Feels & Major Milestones
Oct 03, 2025

In Fumbles, Feels & Major Milestones, Herm and Kristin return with an episode full of heart, humor, and a few near-tear moments. 🏈💙

From coaching youth football and navigating parenting wins (and fails 😅) to celebrating life’s big milestones — including their daughter’s upcoming 18th birthday 🎂 — this episode is a reminder that growth happens both on and off the field.

They also share laughs over Cowboys football, reflect on what it means to raise strong kids, and drop some exciting news about their latest podcast sponsorship! 🎉

It’s a mix of laughs, lessons, and a few emotional moments — t...

Duration: 01:04:09
Flag Football, Fantasy Feuds & Finding Yourself
Sep 26, 2025

In Flag Football, Fantasy Feuds & Finding Yourself, Herm’s House dives into the chaos of the field and the lessons that last long after the game ends. 🏈


Kristin and Herm swap stories about youth football coaching, playful rivalries in fantasy leagues, and the awkward-but-essential world of social interactions. From sideline laughs to self-reflection, they explore how competition, connection, and mental strength all shape who we are — both in sports and in life.


With their signature mix of humor and heart, they remind us that sometimes the biggest wins aren’t on the...

Duration: 00:43:16
From Faux Hawks to Flying Saucers | Football, UFOs & Air Force Memories
Sep 19, 2025

Herm debuts a brand-new faux hawk 💇‍♂️ while he and Kristin dive into the emotional rollercoaster of Cowboys football fandom 🏈 (aka the ultimate reality TV). From breaking a losing streak at the Rangers game ⚾ to celebrating the Air Force’s birthday ✈️ with hilarious basic training stories, this episode has laughs, nostalgia, and plenty of chaos.


The conversation takes a turn into the unexplained with talk of recent UFO sightings 👽, wrapping up with musicals (Little Shop of Horrors fans, you’ll love this 🎶) and a call for listener feedback.


Join this veteran couple as they share...

Duration: 00:56:37
Parent-Teacher Talks, 9/11 Reflections & The Happy List
Sep 12, 2025

In this episode of Herm’s House, Herm and Kristin open up about parenting, personal growth, and the power of perspective. They start with stories from Gordy’s recent parent-teacher conference 📚, reflecting on how education shapes kids in unique ways.


The conversation takes a heartfelt turn as they revisit the events of September 11th 🇺🇸, sharing how it impacted their lives and honoring the sacrifices of veterans. They also highlight the importance of physical fitness for mental health 💪🧠 and introduce a new idea—the Happy List—as a simple tool for focusing on joy, gratitude, and well-being.

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Duration: 00:52:55
Tree Stores & Killer Geese
Aug 29, 2025

In this episode of Herm’s House, Herm and Kristin cover it all, from the excitement of football season and hilarious parenting moments with Gordy 🏈, to their wild engagement story (yes, there were geese involved 🦆😱). They also dive into the realities of homeownership and those oh-so-fun HOA rules 🌳, family food quirks, and the importance of therapy and personal growth in relationships.

With their signature mix of humor and honesty, they remind us that marriage, parenting, and community aren’t always easy but they’re always worth it.

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Duration: 01:00:14
Drama, Desert & The Big Announcement
Aug 22, 2025

In this episode of Herm’s House, Herm and Kristin take listeners on a ride through hilarious and heartfelt moments. From Herm's near-death desert encounter with a Desert Wildlife 🦂 to a debate over food etiquette in shared spaces 🍕, the laughs come easy. They open up about parenting wins (and chaos), Gordy’s new drama class adventures 🎭, and the generational fashion debate over yoga pants 👖.

But the highlight of the episode? A BIG announcement about the future of Herm’s House that you won’t want to miss. 👀

With their trademark humor and honesty, Herm and Kristin remind...

Duration: 00:42:28
Sidelines, Spaceships & Spooky Stories
Aug 15, 2025

In Sidelines, Spaceships & Spooky Stories, Herm and Kristin kick off football season with all the excitement (and sideline chaos) that comes with family sports. From paranormal run-ins and alien “what if” debates 👽 to hilarious Life360 “stalking” moments courtesy of their kids, nothing is off-limits. Laugh along as they swap stories about parenting wins, sideline support, and the spooky (and silly) surprises that keep life interesting.

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Duration: 00:54:21
Seriously, It’s Hot…
Aug 10, 2025

In this episode, Herm and Kristin dive into the sweltering realities of summer, from surviving without A/C to coaching youth sports under the blazing sun. They reflect on nostalgic childhood memories, the recent passing of Hulk Hogan, and how celebrity personas stick with us. Between parenting wins, sideline lessons, and a little football season excitement, this lighthearted conversation brings the laughs, the heart, and a whole lot of heat.


#HermsHousePodcast #SeriouslyItsHot #ParentingLife #YouthSports #FootballSeason #FamilyPodcast #SummerVibes

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Duration: 01:00:43
Beach, Please! School Starts Monday
Jul 18, 2025

We’re back, baby! 🎉 In this Season 2 kickoff, Kristin and Herm recap their whirlwind summer, from sandy toes in Daytona Beach to dodging heatstroke at Universal Studios. They dive into the chaos (and comedy) of traveling with kids, managing meltdowns in the name of magic, and squeezing in family memories before the school bell rings.

Along the way, they reflect on parenting wins (and whoops), community support, and what it really takes to keep your cool in 90% humidity with churros in hand. Plus, it’s football season again, which means it’s time to trade flip-flops for cleats an...

Duration: 01:04:18
Traditions, Travel Plans & Technical Difficulties
Jun 02, 2025

In this episode of Herm’s House, Kristin and Herm reflect on the whirlwind of family milestones, including graduations, growing pains, and the joy (and debate) around celebrating every school transition. 🎓

They dive into:
✔️ The emotional side of childhood movies that hit differently as adults 🍿😭
✔️ The value of first jobs and how they shaped their work ethic
✔️ Upcoming travel plans to Orlando and the chaos of organizing a big family adventure ✈️🌴
✔️ The double standards in how boys and girls celebrate in sports
✔️ And yes—a surprise power outage that threw...

Duration: 00:53:59
Show Up, Mess Up, Keep Going
May 08, 2025

Parenting isn’t about perfection—it’s about presence. In this episode of Herm’s House, Kristin shares the highs, lows, and learning moments that come with raising kids, showing up for family, and trying to get the dang podcast mic to work. 😂🎤

From baseball field milestones and emotional teenage shifts, to parenting style clashes and generational habits we’re trying to unlearn, this one’s got a little bit of everything.

We talk about:

⚾ Watching Gordy grow on and off the field💬 The power of encouragement...

Duration: 00:49:17
Doodle’s Big Leap (and a Little Dating Advice)
Apr 23, 2025

This week on Herm’s House, it’s a true family affair as Kristin and Herm welcome their middle child, Doodle, to the mic! 🎤

Together, they chat about:

Doodle’s transition from middle school to high school 🎓Dating advice from Mom (that Doodle maybe didn’t ask for 😅)His dream of becoming a voice actor 🎙️Childhood fears triggered by '90s movies (seriously… who made those?! 😳)Social media, dancing, and why TikTok makes us tiredTravel stories, irrational fears, and <...

Duration: 00:58:24
Learning Curves & Life Lessons
Apr 18, 2025

This week on Herm’s House, we’re diving into the messy, meaningful world of education, parenting, and personal growth—because let’s be honest, the curve is rarely a straight line. 😅

From the animated chaos of Big Mouth to the very real pressure our kids face in school, we’re talking about:

Standardized testing stress and its invisible weight 🎓Learning styles that challenge the one-size-fits-all systemThe connection between mental health & academic pressure 🧠How parents juggle their own expectations while advocating for their kidsAnd why success isn’...

Duration: 00:50:29
Basic Training & Barf Buckets
Apr 09, 2025

This week, it’s all about military memories and parenting realities—because few things bond a couple like basic training and cleaning up puke at 2 a.m. 😅

We’re sharing:
✔️ The infamous throw-up bucket that’s become a Hermosillo household legend
✔️ What military life looked like for both David and Kristin—from basic to deployments
✔️ How September 11th shaped Herm’s journey into the Air Force
✔️ Stories from the gas chamber, tech school, and recruiting life
✔️ Real talk on career pivots, redemption, and pers...

Duration: 01:14:52
Gym Breakups & Romantasies
Apr 01, 2025

OMG—we’re breaking up!! 😱💔
Well… kind of. This week, we’re talking about fitness funks, why sometimes gym routines just aren’t it, and the hilarious emotional rollercoaster that comes with calling it quits on your gym partner. 😂

We also dive into:
✔️ Our current country music obsessions 🎶
✔️ The spicy escape of romantasies & book boyfriends 📖🔥
✔️ Life after the military, adjusting to civilian chaos 🫡
✔️ Negotiating like pros while traveling and dining 🍽️💸
✔️ Plus: A round of trivia, laughs, and banter to keep it fun 🎉

Whether you're skipping workouts or esc...

Duration: 00:56:35
Anniversary Special – From the Aisle to the After Party
Mar 25, 2025

This week on Herm’s House, we’re celebrating 7 years of marriage by taking it all the way back to where it started—our wedding day. From the sweet to the chaotic (and the downright hilarious), we’re sharing all the real moments that made our big day unforgettable.

We’re talking:
✔️ Our Santa Maria wedding at a 100-year-old inn 🏨
✔️ The emotional moments, the party highlights, and that one bathroom emergency 🚽😂
✔️ What we’ve learned about love, communication, and growth over the years 💬❤️
✔️ A lighthearted “How Well Do You Know Me?” game to wrap things up 🎲

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Duration: 00:45:58
"Fame", Flatulence & Family Life
Mar 17, 2025

It’s been a BIG week at Herm’s House—we got some unexpected podcast recognition (what?! 🎉), but of course, life kept us humble… with hiking fails, parenting chaos, and an unavoidable conversation about gas. 😂💨

This week, we’re talking about:
✔️ The moment we found out people actually listen to us 🤯🏆
✔️ Why hiking clubs are a thing (but not for us) 🥾😆
✔️ The never-ending battle of intimacy vs. parenting 😳💏👀
✔️ Teenagers, toddler meltdowns & communication struggles 🤦‍♂️
✔️ Flatulence and why it's somehow a bonding moment 💨😂

Between recognition surprise...

Duration: 01:03:41
Traditions, Tantrums & Remembering the Alamo
Mar 10, 2025

Parenting is a journey full of big emotions, nostalgic moments, and battles worth fighting—kinda like The Alamo! 😆

In this episode, we dive into:

Volunteering in a kindergarten classroom (and surviving it 😅)Childhood reading programs like Book It! and how they shaped us 📚🍕Parenting expectations, sibling differences & breaking generational cyclesWhy kids have zero appreciation for our sacrifices 😂Family traditions & emotional communication in parenting

From school struggles to parenting wins, we’re tackling it all with laughs along the way. So grab your headphone...

Duration: 00:59:12
Bumps, Bruises & Bunny Hills
Mar 03, 2025

Parenting comes with its fair share of falls, fails, and funny moments—and our recent ski trip had all three! ❄️😅

In this episode, we’re sharing the highs, wipeouts, and unexpected lessons from the slopes, including the importance of pushing limits, facing fears, and surviving family adventures.

We also take a deep dive into breaking generational parenting cycles—how our own upbringings shape our parenting styles and the things we’re working to do differently. And, of course, we mix in some pop culture, sports talk, an...

Duration: 00:34:04
Yinnnnning & Yang
Feb 24, 2025

Parenting is full of unexpected moments… like when an Uncrustable sandwich turns into a full-blown crisis! 🥪😆 In this episode, we’re sharing the hilarious story of our son Gordy’s snack-time disaster and how these little moments highlight the bigger dynamics in our family.

We also dive into how our opposite personalities—Kristin the introvert and Herm the extrovert—shape our parenting styles (for better or worse!). Plus, we get real about communication in relationships, why tackling uncomfortable conversations is a must, and how truly listening can make all the difference.

And, of course, we wrap it all up w...

Duration: 00:53:19
Who's House?
Feb 14, 2025

Episode 1: Who’s House? 🏡🎙️

Welcome to Herm’s House! In our very first episode, we’re kicking things off by answering the big question—who the heck are we? Get to know the husband and wife duo behind the mic as we share a little about our journey, our family, and what inspired us to start this podcast.

We’re diving into what you can expect from Herm’s House—real talk about marriage, family, parenting, and all the unpredictable moments life throws our way, all with a good dose of humor...

Duration: 00:38:12