Tart Party

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Erin Luttrell about shimmying, side-eye, and butt cakes, following the conclusion of the Holiday Baking Championship.

This week, Kate and Christina are visited by none other than J. KENT (not Barnhart)! All mysteries are revealed, and they discuss living, non-blonde Rebeccas, bone knives, and sign-off fingers.

This week, Kate and Christina go through simultaneous holiday panic and hangovers, discuss lady conductrixes, the many things you can do with ham, AV club social skills, and where to keep your reserve weapons.

This week, Kate and Christina aver that J. Kent is DEAD TO US. They also hide knives (just in case), do some listener-question role play, discuss how libraries work, develop some really good ad lines, and get blocked for being silly gooses.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss the great claymation studio rivalry, villains in their favorite holiday films, Navidad pop-ups, and tips on how to shut down stupid questions online.

This week, Kate and Christina are joined by surprise special guest Jonathan Wier, and discuss Thanksgiving cooking mishaps, whether multitasking is real, religious chiropractors, buried food trauma, and Dante's Hallmark Christmas journey.

This week, Kate and Christina dip their toes into AI imagery and online pharmacies, recount vasovagal adventures, and extend a formal invitation.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss current memes on past oral events, things you cannot keep in your pantry, tasseled Christmas presents, and personal ads to date relatives of assassinated presidents.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about what happens when you mix hard alcohol and show tunes, call-in radio soup stories, spooky Halloween pop-ups, and an innovative swimming technique: the one-armed chop-chop.

This week, Kate and Christina welcome special guest, the newest Food Network STAR Erin Luttrell, and they discuss the fondant finger incident, debate the best accompanying starch for chili, and dish the tea about this season's Holiday Baking Championship!

This week, Kate and Christina discover that they are the worst sleuths, receive a very sharp gift, identify a new J. Kent suspect, and relive some 5th-grade trauma!

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate their 69th episode by debating whether they would with baby food pancakes (mixed) and Dixie pies (mixed), cocktails at the Witch's Castle (hard would) and what to bring to a potluck (spoiler alert: it's Old English Cheese, beer and cigarettes).

This week, Kate and Christina discover Eggs Goldenrod, invite a regional expert to discuss New Jersey meats worth fighting about, and debate mayonnaise, Ranch dressing, pumpkin pie spice, and other basic bitch delights.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss things their tongues like, pickle-making mishaps, compare their favorite knife drawings, and use the internet to look things up for their listeners.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss surprise cheese curds, Jersey pork roll, how to host (and what to serve) a fugitive, and end with a little fall food porn.

This week, Kate and Christina debate audience participation (part 873), kissing don'ts, polka cover songs, and the best ceviche vessels.

This week, Kate and Christina salivate over powdered mashed potatoes, buy-one-get-one knife specials, and when you just need that 12-inch latte.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss sanchos in all their meanings, enchiritos and other portmanteaux, duck tongues, pickle slushies, and upscale stadium cuisine. With special MINI GUEST, prolific Superbowl commercial actor and KAN MEX authority Josh Meyer!

This week, Kate and Christina talk about the only good reason to miss rehearsal (decapitation), facts that are too fun for meeting new people, and being accountability heroes.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about getting into bar fights, determine whether "I AM LAAT" means anything, and wax poetic about life revolving around asparagus's timeline.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss signs that you've joined a cult, bible book aesthetic, beach-club-meets-night-club fashion, and secret rooftop patios.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss when to sneak out at intermission, reactions to aggressive positivity and confounding apologies, and indulge in a Dubai chocolate cake taste test!

This week, Kate and Christina talk about scary workouts, play AITA, discuss chaos demon behavior, examine a bag of hair, and overspend to prove a point.

This week, Kate and Christina make up stuff to make therapy more interesting, relate confusing early sexual awakenings, rave about a new, cozy "Italian Night" experience, then reminisce about good old faves.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss bad onstage behaviors, receive the body of Rebecca (IYKYK), and globe trot their way through many world cuisines.

This week, Kate and Christina trade "wrong way" stories, dissect J. Kent's library of clues, and stumble into dark bars and new food addictions.

This week, Kate recounts an astonishing biological musical performance to Christina, then they progressively become worse at detective work when opening another MYSTERY PACKAGE from their favorite listener, and bemoan getting tricked by an upselling charlatan. 

This week, Kate and Christina don't have time for nonsense as they discuss two of their most incredible meals, professional mascots, emotionally intelligent servers, and open the most eclectically spectacular birthday card.

This week, Kate and Christina celebrate ONE YEAR of Tart Party episodes! They also share a savory crab tart, discuss how to successfully and peacefully protest with the 3.5% rule, and discuss their favorite Hemingway products: drinks and cats. 

This week, Kate and Christina escalate a situation that they totally asked for with a non-scary gift from J. Kent, and discuss dismembering poultry and pineapple swinger culture.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Jonathan Wier, and they discuss executive eating disorders, Covid-era wild turkey gangs, and possum burgers!

This week, Kate and Christina giggle about dirty things that children say, open up numerous MYSTERY gifts, and have pro-pickle-themed taste test.

This week, Kate and Christina lament creepy audience participation, Twilight shaming, taco lapping, with BONUS food talk.

This week, Kate and Christina give each other chills while hypothesizing THE MYSTERY, discuss congratulatory food and festivities, and consider French moms' favorite tarts (it's us!) 

This week, Kate and Christina continue their conversation with special guest Darren Sextro, discussing gay riverboat dining, big, juicy orange mussels, and a lobster floor show spectacular!

This week, Kate and Christina are joined by special guest Darren Sextro. Together, they unbox mystery package number two, sexualize pickled white asparagus, and unpack childhood food trauma.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss whether J. Kent was created by a porn-name generator, overstay their welcome, and make up food-related taglines for your favorite movies.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss road rage stories, co-parenting a stand mixer, catering fiascos, and carpet meals.

This week, Kate and Christina investigate AN ACTUAL MYSTERY, discuss the best outfit to wear to a fish fry, and wonder if there's any real difference between Plato and Play-Doh.

This week, Kate and Christina plan out new hobby escapades, reveal more occult adventures, delight over a dixie acapella April fool's joke, and find the feel-good TV experience that we all need right now.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Chioma Anyanwu about food trucks and gymnastic tricks, can't come up with the word courtesan, and agree that all of the fanciest things are from Vienna.

This week, Kate and Christina bring some big fish fry energy, lament baking fails, and find release as onstage killers.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss karaoke bangers, find Irish things that Kate actually likes, accidentally steal musical instruments, and everyone's favorite: lots of butthole content.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss the finer points of Lent (warning: they know very little about Lent), audience participation, and what they learned in manners class.

This week, Kate and Christina talk with special guest Andy Borbely, the National Advocacy Director for Bare Zero Proof Spirits, discussing stealthy bitters-making, non-boozy business lunches, and revel in a N/A cocktail tasting.

This week, Kate and Christina host special guest Dominic Sova, the GM (a.k.a. Goth Manager) of Free State Brewing Company, where they discuss the end of prohibition in Kansas, cope with instant celebrity, and bring back the March Mustard Madness sampling.

Kate and Christina discuss consensual Doritos, a shared moment of vulnerability, and favorite neighborhood haunts.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about their Roller Derby escapades and after-snacks, Super Bowl crying jags, and don't understand how holidays work.  

This week, Kate and Christina analyze vocal timbres, travel to a land 155 blocks away, and tackle the controversial subject How Many Biscuit Riffs is TOO Many Biscuit Riffs?

This week, Kate and Christina identify good audition techniques, lunch rituals, tell strangers that they love them, and test out foot masks - fetish alert!

This week, Kate and Christina talk to special guest Cheryl Birkey about how to be their healthiest selves in 2025, debate savory oatmeal preparations, and consider eating eyeballs.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss holiday partying with coworkers, food poisoning second chances, and coping with snow madness.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about hangover breakfast foods, restaurant week yeas and nays, and how to drink your way through dining with strangers.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss chaffles, rules when practicing cannibalism, and try not to spoil a 35-year-old TV show. You're welcome!

This week, Kate and Christina do some highly sexualized cookie production with Kate's mom, talk about when your headshot is asking for it, and get into some New Year's sadomasochistic resolutions.

This week, Kate and Christina welcome special guest W. Dave Keith of Taco The Town podcast fame, and they discuss must-try gummy tacos, what to keep in your prison wallet, and determine the world's best fruitcake. 

This week, Kate and Christina get into the holiday spirit, interpret each other's dreams and waking nightmares, and discuss how they are pro-pro Puerto Rico.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about Tom Cruise's name-dropping white chocolate money cake and Mad Men boozy lunches.

This week, Kate and Christina issue an apology to NPR's Susan Stamberg, explain how the Ship of Theseus paradox relates to home cooking, and determine who would be Elphaba and Galinda if Tart Party did Wicked.

This week, Kate and Christina detail what they would NOT do on a live radio show, get excited about Thanksgiving sides, and do a super savory "X-Factor" taste test.  

This week, Kate and Christina welcome special guest John Rensenhouse, where he recounts a Japanese salmonella romance, the trio realizes a ceviche/okra/Impossible Burger love triangle, and John reveals his sticky bun winner!

This week, Kate and Christina consider eating bath salts, discuss parosmia, and ponder the pronunciation of perineum.

This week, Kate and Christina troll grammar mistakes using the Tart Party account, practice omakase, and learn how to bleep out people's names.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss shame-eating at Winstead's, road trip munchies, learn how to pronounce spätzle, and surprise each other with a taste test bonanza.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about meaningful animal connections, debate a charcuterie vs. grazing board, undertake a whelming cephalopod taste test, and prove that they are pretty f*cking good at pronunciations.

This week, Kate and Christina reminisce about their podcast supervillain origin story, discuss bad energy burps, and extend a listener challenge to find the best sticky bun EVER.

This week, Kate and Christina get vulnerable about imposter syndrome… and accidentally get drunk! They also discuss subtle differences between meat salads, fruit salads and dips, and use AI for a little investigative chili journalism.

This week, Kate and Christina play AITA, get roasted by children, and conduct a thorough side-by-side comparison of Potpie vs. Popeye's.

This week, Kate and Christina discuss nocturnal perils and potables, solidify their status as a pro-pickle podcast, and go on a taste-tripping adventure.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about murder garages, roller coaster predators, and succumbing to the ennui.

This week, Kate and Christina laugh in the faces of angels, talk about breakfast MUSTS, and have a popover JOURNEY.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about various and sundry jerkies, tiny taco fountains, and KC wishlists.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about armpit maladies, savory desserts, and what to serve uninvited dinner guests.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about improvised disasters, playing concierge, and being on the edge of small.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about foods you're a slut for, National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day, and hatepolitics ruining our bún.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about encounters with people experiencing alternate realities, egg-appropriate condiments, and more ASMR! With upcycled pickle nuts!

This week, Kate and Christina talk about being targeted by a passive-aggressive would-be murderer, barbacoa, and hyper fixation meals.

This week, Kate and Christina cover $40 psychic journeys, midnight snacks, and when to stick your nose in other people's business.

This week, Kate and Christina talk about reconstructing the Winchester mansion out of giant egg cartons, nostalgia dining, and BANANA SPECIFICITY.

In the pilot episode of Tart Party, Kate and Christina talk weird foods, happy hour yeas and nays, and radical hospitality.

Introducing Tart Party! Pull up a café chair, grab a glass of something with bubbles, and nibble on a frite while we serve you the weekly dish. Full episodes drop July 2024!