Old People This Week

Old People This Week bad boys Jeff, Paul and Mike talk about Gen-Z sushi fad, jetway Jesus, "hey" hanging, a real life Hannibal Lector and "Becky" is the new "Karen". Plus, Florida frolics and kids who can't tell time!

The boomer rascals, Mike Jeff and Paul weigh in on Amy Schumer's divorce and Jelly Rolls diet; plus dumb Gen-Z men, death by pickleball, killer cruises, adios Rob Reiner, and: what happens when you cross a Florida Man with a crossbow--trouble, that's what happens.

The Boomer Boys, Mike Jeff and Paul skewer the skinny celebs, like Melissa McCarthy, spread shame on Cher and her boy toy, wise you up about the Weezer wife who went crazy, dish on a drunk raccoon, are amazed at a wild alligator and give up an exclusive review of Clooney and Sandler in Jay Kelly. Plus, Scromiting!

The boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul are alarmed by Amy Schumer's weight loss, not surprised about Tori Spelling's money problems, rip on Kelly's Ripa's cheap skate husband and ripped-off kids, amazed at Dua Lipa's tassels; Plus the man who identifies as a deer, the deer who mauled Grandma, freaky Florida Man Frolics and Ghost Tapping!

The most outrageous Baby Boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul bag on the bedroom antics of Britney Spears and Kim Kardashian; sneer at Justin Bieber's baby whining, marvel at Hailey Bieber's smoothie move, get into O.J.s 60 million buck act of contrition; plus Nick Cannon, Eddie Murphy, Demi Moore, and a seriously serious Senior Scam. Also, the last Golden Bachelor Update!

The outrageous Boomers Mike Jeff and Paul rail on Jeremy Renner and the scurrilous scandal circulating Hollywood; get downright down on the Golden Bachelor Mel Owen, the mis-cast misanthrope who messed with the Bachlorettes and botched the show; Kim K's bar exam buffoonery, rabid talking monkeys in Mississippi, Gen-Z word salad, and Tom Brady's cloned Dog! Plus, don't fall for this Pet Scam!

The Boomer Boys, Mike Jeff and Paul trash the Trad Sons--Gen-Z boys who can't take the real world, squat at home and do chores for room and board. Yech! Plus, The Golden Grifter, Mel Owens, hems and haws and ducks and evades and pity the poor Bachelorettes. Also, Sly Stallone looking devilish, Julia Fox gets brutal, Kelsey Grammar gettin' busy, the man who cloned Suzanne Somers, the Blue Dogs of Chernobyl, and escaped rabid Monkeys in Mississippi. And of course, a Florida Man Story!!!

The boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul hate on the Golden Bachelor, Mel Owens, lay into the loseR Justin Bieber and his Twitch show, laugh at Lori Loughlin's stripper scenario, puff on the Chainsmoker's Halloween spectacular, cackle at Keith Urban's makeover, rip on the crafty Mr. Crafty Pants, and go ballistic about Kanye's kid, North West and her terrible Tik Tok make-up.

The crazy Boomers Jeff, Mike and Paul flail the flat Mel Owens--no appeal, no zeal--no deal! Also Cougar Tok hypocrisy, More Mark Sanchez mischief, goodbye Diane Keaton, Phony Beatles, Monkeys on the loose, and the sorry Springsteen saga.

The boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul, give you the update on the Golden Grifter and his Bachelorettes, plus Mark Sanchez's drunken loading dock tirade that lands him in the hospital--and under arrest; P Diddy's plea for mercy, Lori Loughlin's divorce and Bad Bunny halftime controversy! Aiso--The Life of A Showgirl--what?

Our bombastic boomers double down on the conjoined twins, Abby and Brittany Hensel--are they preggers or what? And what about the phony Mel Owens, the gag-me Golden Bachelor; plus, Bruce Willis wife drama, the nutty Neurowave, Ed Sherran's home pub, Raymond Cruz arrest, Dannielynn Smith, more Only Murders in the Building, Justin Bieber bare back Segway session and the 32 pound emotional support ALLIGATOR!

The boomer big shots get romantic over Pam Anderson and Liam Neeson, goof on Angelina Jolie's new bob haircut, can't understand why Gen-Zers can't read, are disgusted by Laken Snelling, cringe at crazy content makers, and report on the side hustle to end all side hustles: Hot Bedding.

Mike, Paul and Jeff call out Kevin Costner and his billionaire g-friend, goof on Guy Fieri's goofy son's wedding, report on Christina Haack's latest divorce, rag on the HGTV design shows, report on this fall's new movies, pooh pooh the Gen-Z potty pressure and marvel at the abandoned man who drank his own urine!

Old People This Week worry about Jennifer Aniston--is she being hypnotized into love? And is Gisele getting Ju'Jitsued? Plus weird Mingus Reedus, the $29 Amazon scam, NFL Crocs and Lizardman!

The bodacious Boomer boys, Mike Jeff and Paul, go after meta scam Big Sis Billie and Jamie Fox's white women whitewash; lay out the five rules for Boys In Crisis, get ludicrous about Lauren Sanchez as a Bond girl, flay Bobby Flay and Gordon Ramsey, the assault with a Deli Weapon and the Florida Python Hunt!

The boomer boys rip on phony Dean Cain, report on Howard Stern's demise, ponder pay-per-view weddings, talk down tattoos, jabber about jujitsu high jinks, berate berzerk kids and Kim Kardashian's six toes!

Old People This Week Hosts Jeff, Mike and Paul talk about aging stars like Tom Cruise and Martha Stewart, break down the "Ellie for The Girls" phenomenon, and break down bad airport behavior--like the fire extinguisher fiasco, runaway tram and baggage handlers gone wild! Plus, monkey fever and giant wasps attack, bat attack and common sense rules for Gen-Xers

Mike, Paul and Jeff--who was an E! executive--say goodbye to E! News; they rage about Gen-Z's romantic relationship with A.I., lament the lack of land lines, name the worse Hollywood actors, tell young men to man up, and lay out Life's Cheat Codes! Plus, moose meat madness, Krispy Kreme Crocs and Mile High Club mischief!

The bodacious Baby Boomers: Mike, Jeff, and Paul cackle at the Kiss Cam controversy, say adios to Ozzie, simmer at the Gen-Z stare, tell women to Shave you Pits please, get scared by Annabelle the Devil Doll, don't-take-your-parents Honeymoon Hell, can't stomach lazy kids, Paul remembers Lauren Sanchez, and the nurse who stole a man's leg!

The bodacious Baby Boomers, Mike Jeff and Paul report on Mary Lou Retton's DUI, help old men find love, generalize on Gen-Z crash-outs, plus Laura Sanchez, Brahmin Bulls, dog cakes and bad ass boomers!

The Bodacious Boomers, Mike, Jeff and Paul scam on Senior Scammers, got on about Offline Boyfriends, get the facts on Millennial Flex, rip on Ringo and Rod Stewart, melt down of Mel Owens the Golden Bachelor Grifter, jab at Joey Chestnut and the Hot Dog eating extravaganza, get catty about the Cat Hoarder and of course the latest Florida Man Fiascos!

Mike and Jeff say to hell with Mel Owens, the gutless Golden Bachelor; they barbeque the Bachelors in Paradise, feel sorry for Justin Bieber and hiss at Hailey, froth over a 4th of July giant firestorm; they sulk over a sensational Southwest Airline melee, are down about a bad dad and tel you the Two Things To Worry About!

The bitchy boomers prey on the putz who proposed to a bot; bore in on bored teens, taunt the tool who got married by proxy; make fun of Madonna, offer a super duper sleeper deal, report another senior scam, plus more Labubu looniness and how to spend a fortune at Disneyland!

The Bad Boomer Boys rip on Reborn Mommies, discuss Rob Lowe's new low, are unimpressed with Unschooling, get into Hailey Bieber's billion dollar business, lose it over the most brutal backstabbing girlfriend of all time, call out Costco's mighty Mac N' Cheese, and who the heck is Kylie Minogue.

The great boomer boys get nutty over Pope Leo's love life, snipe at a Millennial's tinder swipe fiasco, goof on Gen-Z men who call male friends to say goodnight, hate on the world's worst person, P Diddy; report on the latest Bill Belichick bimbo controversy, plus Hims for men, Cow print finger nails, Sherri Papini, Hair hanging and Florida Man!

The bodacious boomers are outraged about Ozempic Mouth celebs, are horrified at the Mexican Navy disaster, scoff at Bill Belichick and his brazen bimbo, freakout over Diddy's Freak Offs, wail about Wally the Alligator, plus the crap App and much, much more.

The Brilliant Boomer Boys school Gen-Xers, marvel at Disney's Minnie Mouse disaster, boo at Belichick and his bombastic bimbo, go way deep on Waymo, carp on classic Hollywood cringe, plus Tom Cruise, P Diddy, Ryan Reynolds and Viagra!

The Bombastic Boomers balk at Bill Belichick's bossy bimbo girlfriend, review John Elway's serious golf cart mishap, cackle at Nick Cannon's insured cajones, give you the inside scoop on Anna Nicole's daughter Dannielynn, and lambaste the lout Rob Lowe.

The bombastic boomers grouse about Gayle King, spill the tea on Tori Spelling, harp on Hat Fishing, dish on the Doomsday Mom, gossip about the Golden Bachelor, get uppity on the Uptown Girl and marvel at Joe Exotic's marriage!

The brilliant boomers satirize the celebrity Space Stunt with Katy Perry and Gayle King, howl at the latest Hackman death horror stories, comment on the Crazy internet Crooked Man and Love Maxxing, goodbye to Wink Martindale, and hello to Jelly Roll: you did what? Finally the Boomer guide to Life and the Speed Project

The boisterous Boomer Boys go gaga over Granny Guns, get ready to rumble over Social Security, whine about White Lotus full frontal, plus the Christian Boomer bozo, Belichick's bimbo, the Boomer Guide to Better Living, and horse play!

The Boomer Boys pooh pooh P Diddy, light into lazy Gen Zers. marvel at a maniacal Mexican Bachelorette Party, report on an incredible air flight fiasco, plus a daffy Disco Cruise, KC and the Sunshine Band, and no more menacing from Dennis--he's dead!

The bombastic boomers get weepy over Val Kilmer, get pissed over Hackman's ongoing horror show, get pissed at Gerard Depardieu's antics, get crazy over a Gen-Z flip out, get flustered by the Fat Man who flattens a tweener, get stunned by the Super Glue Soda Attack, and get devastated by the Dying Mom who's devoured by dogs! Plus, how to rent an old man!

The brazen Boomer Boys get into Gene Hackman's weird will, berate Bill Belichick about his brazen bimbo and beach botch, worry about the White Lotus full frontal foolery, get catty about Celine Dion's Stiff Person Syndrome, kvetch on cremation, the SCAM of the week and deranged squirrels...

The Boomer Boys bust on bitchin' Gen-Zers, Say adios to Dolly Parton's partner, get the lowdown on Gene Hackman's gruesome last hurrah, look at a new way for boomers to "horse" around, bequeath the Boomer Life Rules, bitch at Bill Belichick and his bimbo AND the world's largest cat!

The Boomer Boys deep dive on Gene Hackman's last hurrah, threaten the fools who threaten Social Security, teach you how to date Boomer-style, get girly with the Glitter Glam hack, break down the Rocket Man carny crash, report on the possum that ate a 2 pound Costco chocolate cake, and flinch at another Florida Fiasco!

The Boomer Boys break down a K-Pop JunkKook kooky scam and an Assisted Living Sex ban! Gen-X wanna be Boomers! Bot Boyfriend beguiles a bimbo; Costco Chicken scare and a Christian Boomer Bonehead!

The Boomer Boys bitch about Bill Belichick and his Bimbo, get goose-bumpy about the Gorge, watch a whale swallow a man, dish the dirt on dogs that filch food, carry on about Christie Brinkley and Jeff crusades against dangerous crocs--the ones you wear, not the ones you hunt in the swamp!

Anora rocks, Mikey Madison, Gen-X Sex, Anna Nicole, Pro Pillow Fighting, Nude Cruise, Valentines Day Texas Style, Bronwin Aurora, Saturday Night Live and Amish Women! Plus, viewer comments and BAD TUNA!

Jaden Smith gets razzed for his janky red carpet hat; Snoop Dogg joins the best Boomer Mug Shot list; 16 Candle stud Jake Ryan turns 65, oh my! Monkey Conspiracy Theories, and Boomer Life Rules! Plus, the doughnut Baby!

Boomer big shots Mike, Jeff and Paul lament the loss of Linda Lavin, prepare for the Ape take-over, chuckle at the Chuck E. Cheese wedding, report on Hotel hell, and goof on Gen-X goofy-ness!

The Boomer Boys: Mike Jeff and Paul, track the Top 10 Boomer Babes, get buggy about the Cicada Girl, marvel at showgirl Pam Anderson, gape at the ginormous gater, plus marijuana and Chicken Fries, the Millennial Wedding wipeout and Jeff's Japanese pants!

Mike, Jeff and Paul break down the Brad Pitt Super Scam--it's mind-blowing! Plus, the awful Airline Pee Attack, the Girls Gone Wild Whack-job hiding in Mexico, the Boo-jee sitcom star Sunday, and the Millennial Mind Melt of all Time! Plus, They found my husband in a backyard grave--Oops!

The dynamic Boomer Trio bitch about the Bitchy TikTok Wife, Give you the dirt on Dirty Soda, report on the rescued Monkey in a Onesie, and get catty about Glamping with Cats at Purradise Springs!

The boisterous boomers, Mike, Jeff and Paul rip on ridiculous TikToks, cover Costco's Killer Chicken and other edibles, castignate the Gen-Xer who tries to eat Red Lobster into bankruptcy, gives you the scoop on Ghoulardi and, get this--Jeff tries the great Ass Flex!

Mike, Jeff and Paul, the amazing amigos of modern media, break down the latest ridiculous Gen-Z TikTok videos; tear into the Cat Culture, look at scam sex lures and laugh at the stupid Florida men.

Mike, Paul, and Jeff, the angriest boomers alive, take on Gen-Z cafeteria brawlers, look at the silly AARP Magazine Muffs, report on the newest Adult Diapers, YES! Criticize the Cane Masters, talk about Scrim the NOLA Houdini Dog, plus another Florida Man Fiasco!

The Boomer Boys go crazy raging at Gen-Z high school brawlers, rag on AARP numbskull ads, give you the low down on outrageous Adult Diapers, get you Cane Certified, tell you everything you need to know about Scrim, the devil dog, and of course another Florida Man Fiasco!

The terrible trio: Mike, Jeff and Paul, get prepped and paranoid for the animal take-over, take on more Toxic TikToks, sack the Sad Dog Santa, diss on smelly airplane food and goof on Gen-Z slang. Plus, another Florida Man Folly!

Mike, Jeff and Paul goof on Gen-Z drunkos, Question the Sex Questionnaire, salute the Gen-X Bone Head of the Week, report on the Scam of the Week, Rant about Cats and Tainted food and give you the what's up on some very Savage Squirrels.

Bombastic Boomers Mike and Jeff go bananas over Banana Art, take on more Toxic TikToks, cover Kendrick's new LP, rip on the racy Ring Girl and break down Brown Friday! Plus, the man with half a head.

On this epic episode, Mike, Jeff and Paul take on TikTok's vapid videos; pulverize the punk Jake Paul and the fiasco fight with Mike Tyson; bag on bachelorette Joan Vassos and the sorry Golden Bachelorette finale; check out Costco's sorriest foods; boo at BOT romance, and the Gen-Z wedding disaster.

Jeff, Mike and Paul rip up TikTok videos and the vidiots that watch them, plus they report on the lame Labubu craze, laugh at Mattel's hilariously Wicked marketing Mistake, plus an update on the Ruby Slipper auction and of course, another meth head Florida man mayhem.

On this hilarious episode, Mike and Jeff disparage the dreary Bachelorette, Joan Vassos; goof on the new Gen-X fad: Zyn tobacco pouches; Millennials are turning 40 and not happy about it--grow up already!!! Plus, bat mania, Cracker Barrel couture and the funniest ever Florida Man farce.

Mike, Jeff and special guest star Paul, the tv executive turned flight attendant, rip on Dwayne Wad's weird statue, talk about their Halloween Highjinks, report on America Airline Gate Lice, goof on Crocs for Dog, and more mystery meat mayhem.

Jeff and Mike, the sexiest, smartest septuagenarians in Southern California face up to Jelly Roll's face tats; opine on Puff Daddy, the most despicable man in America; muse on Madonna, who can't face getting old; and they say goodbye to Kris Kristofferson, John Amos, and Frank Frit Fritz. Plus, Moo Deng, the over-hyped, but undersized hippo.

Jeff and Mike report on body armor for school kids, beef on the bachelors in The Golden Bachelorette, hate on Real Housewife of New York--Erin Lichy, and goof on senior sex display--on the side of a causeway, in broad daylight.

Jeff and Mike, the boomer wiz kids, talk up Joan Vassos, talk down Justin Timberlake, talk smack about Jessica Alba, give you the Tito Jackson obit, and rip on the self-love hotel in Manhattan. Plus--daffy Disney superfans get eighty-sixed from Club 33.

Mike and Jeff, the aging oracles, get silly about Seacrest, lament Jenn Tran's man trouble, rip on Ray Gun and get kosher with Jewish rapper BLP Kosher.

Mike and Jeff tell us why Costco has us by the short hairs; why we're doomed to a DOOM Pile, the horrors of Fridgescaping, and the Dummy Dorm Room Do-overs by Gen-Z maniacs.

Jeff and Mike, the ageless wonderboys, break down the Bloody Scalp Airplane Scandal, figure out the foot spanx situation, get into the J-Lo and Ben mess, dream about the Swiftie party buffet and get frightened by Madonna's new look. Plus, the Parrot Support group.

Jeff and Mike look into Blake Lively's press problem, say adios to Peter Marshall and Phil Donahue, and take on celebrity shills, from Ozzie Osborne to Brad Pitt. Plus, a report on Perdue's chicken tender travesty--the recall of 167,000 pounds of poultry.

Mike and Jeff riff on Raygun and her extraordinary ordinary performance, take a boo at Austin Butler's bad biker movie, check out Costco's crackdown, and swoon over the wonderful Olympic kiss

Mike and Jeff go all-Olympics, investigate the Turkish Hit Man, do a PSA on the Boar's Head Ham recall, and dive into the Duck Mom Diaper story.

Mike and Jeff are brat, checking out the summer smash hit Brat, dissing Deadpool and poor Billy Joel.

Mike and Jeff, the smartest old men in America, sound off on Twisters (blah), Deadpool and Wolverine (actor hubris) and the unrecognizable Russell Crowe. Plus, pampered dogs, a potty mouthed parrot, and facial fitness chewing gum.

Jeff's misadventure with Richard Simmons, a Dr. Ruth obit, Shannon Doherty did life and death her way, Human Dog Beds and the Almond Joy flip out extraordinaire.

Mike and Jeff report on Danny Trejo's water balloon brawl, break down Katy Perry's mansion muck-up, make fun of baby Kevin Bacon and look into the Costco roast chicken controversy. Plus, how does a woman get swallowed whole by a snake--headfirst?

Mike and Jeff explain Hawk Tuah to their boomer peers, examine the record making Jeopardy Flop and delve into the Pig Butchering Scam. Plus, Kevin Costner's Costly Cowboy Catastrophe and slappy Will Smith

On this episode of Old People This Week, Mike and Jeff report on the 38 dogs found treading water in a Mississippi Lake, harangue the millionaire who poisoned trees in Maine to get a better view of the ocean, and talk about the may december romance between Bill Belichick and Jordan Hudson! Plus, the 10 cent Beer Night fiasco!

Mike and Jeff marvel at the George Strait mania, boo Nathans for canning Joey Chestnut, talk about Justin Timberlake's DUI and break down the Graceland auction scam. Plus, the Rodent Actors!

On this episode, Mike and Jeff talk about Guy Fieri's weathered look. the grim boxoffice for Furioso, the movie idol wanna be Glen Powell, and put out a warning--animals wanna take back what we took from them!

Mike and Jeff dish on Brooke Shields, the mother of all mothers of a bride, laugh at the Richard Dreyfuss meltdown, report on J Lo's troubles, and talk bull about bullfighter JB Mauney. Plus, turkey testicles!

Mike and Jeff take on bad boy Morgan Wallen, examine the case against golfer Scottie Scheffler, and wonder how Alex Baldwin fired a fatal gunshot without pulling the trigger! Plus, goodbye to b-ball extraordinaire and annoying announcer Bill Walton.

On this episode, Mike and Jeff rip on Diddy, take on Harrison Butke's biases, love on Abi Carter and react to the new teenage boy craze: designer cologne. Oh my...

On this episode, Mike and Jeff jibe with Judge Judy, snipe at Snoop Dogg, crush Apple's Crush ad, and eviscerate Equinox's 40K fees.

On this weeks episode, Jeff and Mike roast the GOAT'S roast, talk about Anna Nicole Smith and her daughter Daniellyn, go back go school with Kevin Bacon, and discuss the good/bad and ugly of nude cruises.

Jeff and Mike excoriate the cruel dog killer Krista Noem, wonder what the hell. is Wiz Khalifa doing at a country festival, and dig into the Aussie cat slaughter.

Jeff and Mike go all-Swiftie, break down Chris Pratt's home wrecking, look at the Liquid Death lifestyle, and tell the tale of a Goofy character gone wild.

Jeff recounts his interview with O.J. Simpson, he and Mike rip on the Golden Divorce, and break down some Cruise Ship Secrets. Plus, the Creepy Chicken Story.

On this episode, Jeff recounts the day he interviewed O.J. just after the infamous trial, the boys break down the new, evil scam aimed at Boomers, the Celebrity Scam, and a grim report on people sneaking past TSA agents.

JEFF AND MIKE BREAK DOWN BEYONCE'S COUNTRY CONQUEST, THE MOST DESPICABLE PEOPLE IN AMERICA: LORI AND CHAD DAYBELL, THE AQUAMAN CONUNDRUM AND CAMPBELL'S CHUCKY SPLIT PEA AND HAM SOUP

Mike and Jeff take on the British royal-baiters, examine the most outrageous boomer cons, break down the funeral potato casserole, plus the blue vomit cruise ship curse. Also, a look at the one and only Fane Lozman.

MIKE AND JEFF DIVE INTO OZEMPIC DIET MANIA, PLUS APPLEBEE'S PENNE DATE NIGHT, AND THE SQUATTER FROM HELL. ALSO, THE FLORIDA MAN GAMES--WHAT CAN GO WRONG!

On this episode of Old People This Week. Mike and Jeff dis on the Oscars, wonder about A.I. nudity, go chroming and talk about the toked-up rats in New Orleans.

On this week's episode of Old People This Week, Mike and Jeff dish on the Oscars, processed foods, the politics of fresh towels and cannibal crocodiles.