I Hate This Team

I Hate This Team

By: Stefan and Aaron

Language: en

Categories: Sports, Hockey

A podcast about our love for the Vancouver Canucks hosted by Stefan (Go Off Kings, Blocked Party) and Aaron (WFYM Talk Radio).

Episodes

Zeev Peyser
Jan 09, 2026

really stretching it with these zeev puns at this point,

1 & 1/4 cups flour
2 tbsp sugar
2.5 tsp baking powder
pinch of salt
1 egg
1 & 1/4 cups milk
3 tbsp melted butter

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Duration: 01:06:44
Bubble Butt Bad Hockey Team Empire
Jan 04, 2026

On this one we talk about Linus Karlsson re-signing, Kiefer Sherwood maybe re-signing, and the Canucks run of play recently.

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Duration: 00:31:31
This Is Our Year In Review
Jan 01, 2026

On this one we talk about the year that was, the last two games against the Kraken and Flyers, and the Olympic roster selections.

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Duration: 01:09:57
Scratching Our Debrusks
Dec 29, 2025

The Canucks are back and so are we. In this one we talk about our apathy towards the team, Debrusk getting scratched, the urgent need to trade Sherwood, and the "retool in a hybrid form" gobbledygook from Allvin.

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Duration: 01:01:33
Zeevis and Buimhead
Dec 21, 2025

On this one we talk about the Canucks FOUR GAME WINNING STREAK, Liam "The Great One" Ohgren, and "turning this around in a hurry"

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Duration: 00:35:05
How to Blow Up a Prospect Pipeline
Dec 19, 2025

On this episode we talk about how the Canucks two most recent wins against the Devils and the Rangers have ruined the teams tanking efforts...... OR HAVE THEY!?

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Duration: 01:08:07
Need for Zeev ft. Ryan Lambert
Dec 14, 2025

Ryan Lambert (Puck Soup, EliteProspects) joins us as we continue to digest the Quinn Hughes trade, look back at some outdated HFBoards trade proposals for Hughes, and check in on what future Canuck Gavin McKenna is doing in college hockey.

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Duration: 01:22:31
play this sound if you feel unsafe after trading Quinn Hughes
Dec 13, 2025

Emergency Pod!!!! The Canucks fucking traded Quinn Hughes to the goddamned Minnesota Wild! Shit!!!!

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Duration: 00:55:57
10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Bo Horvat. Now we have no hope, no jobs, and no Horvat.
Dec 11, 2025

PLEASE don't let anything happen to Quinn Hughes!

Our friend COA joins the podcast today to preview the sadness bowl against the Sabres, as well as chat about the Sabres gravy boat, the Gary Mason article, Quinn Hughes definitely getting traded, and what it's like cheering for the Sabres since we are on the same death march.

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Duration: 01:08:39
This Is Our Year To Draft First Overall
Dec 07, 2025

On this one we talk about the massive Quinn Hughes trade (in the IHTT keeper league), the Aatu Räty legacy game, "Fitzy," and the 2026 draft.

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Duration: 00:39:46
Nothing To Smile About In My Life
Dec 05, 2025

Captain Quinn Hughes of the failing Vancouver Canucks has a problem besides his bad hockey team, his backchecking efforts are no longer “hot”

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Duration: 01:12:18
EPD scratchy got me like
Nov 30, 2025

On this one we talk about the 1.5 games the Canucks played in San Jose and LA this week, our goat Gord in the Athletic comments section, Sherwood trade rumours, cheering for your team to lose, and Outlaw generating himself hanging out with Bob Ross and "Mr. Roger" in Sora AI.

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Duration: 00:37:09
Guy who has only seen Jim Benning: getting a lot of Jim Benning vibes from this
Nov 28, 2025

Tyson Cole (CanucksArmy) joins us on today's episode as we talk about who are some shudders "young players" the Canucks might try and target in a Kiefer Sherwood trade, Rutherford opening his mouth again, and Tank Commander Foote.

Check out Tyson's writing at Canucks Army: https://canucksarmy.com/author/tysoncole

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Duration: 01:17:53
Who up trading they young 2C for Garland?
Nov 22, 2025

On this one we solve the mystery on what young center the Canucks could possibly get in exchange for Garland, and we talk about the Canucks being 4th last in the league, Hughes stuff, looking to move on from Reichel after 3 weeks, and the Goldeneyes debut game.

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Duration: 00:33:23
David Struggle
Nov 19, 2025

Kampf was on the ice for 5 goals against last night folks! On this episode we talk about the Canucks HOT new free agent signing, time zones, Gary Mason's new think piece, the Canucks shooting 28% over the last 3 games, Stephen King, a cool new Netflix show, and as always, rebuilding.

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Duration: 01:13:17
He Preventative On His Maintenance Til He Week to Week ft. Tyson Cole
Nov 13, 2025

Stefan is soaking up some the sun on vacation this week, so Tyson Cole (Canucks Army) joins the show to discuss the Canucks most recent loss against Winnipeg, Demko getting hurt again, the rebuilding thing, and IHTT national television broadcast debut.

Check out Tyson's writing at Canucks Army: https://canucksarmy.com/author/tysoncole


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Duration: 01:25:33
12 Years A Slave To Wanting A Rebuild
Nov 07, 2025

We play all the hits on this one because the Canucks suck ass and piss us off!!!

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Duration: 01:08:50
the Blue Jays game had heart but ‘Puck in the Groin’ had a puck in the groin
Nov 02, 2025

On this one we talk about the World Series, the apathy we currently feel towards the Canucks, the Stamkos rumour, and we go through every team in the league and see which situations we wouldn't prefer over the Canucks'.

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Duration: 00:32:01
Money on the Bored
Oct 30, 2025

On this one we discuss JT Miller's boring return to Vancouver, the injury bug, rebuilding, Quinn Hughes, and our new favourite radio play.

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Duration: 01:07:39
The Vancouver Canucks May Never Win Again
Oct 26, 2025

On this one we talk about the Canucks trading for Lukas Reichel, the Canucks inevitable plan to trade for Pavel Zacha, the most recent pair of losses, and of course, Jim Benning.

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Duration: 00:32:26
Foote Notes
Oct 23, 2025

Welp. The Vancouver Canucks have played seven games and the goose might already cooked. On this episode we talk about why that is a rational, measured take and not overacting to a single game result. We also talk about whether the Canucks will stay together for the kids, Adam Foote being in over his head (or over his feet lmfao), who there might even be available on the trade market to plug the Canucks holes (lol), and the whole ice time thing.

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Duration: 01:10:43
Ricky Toccsjardins
Oct 16, 2025

Folks, it's not looking good out there. On this one we talk about the Canucks moribund start to the season, Elias Pettersson, Adam Foote, Dave Nonis, and some cool tshirts you can buy.

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Duration: 01:03:43
Gracefully accepting our Fell For It Again Award
Oct 12, 2025

Welp the Vancouver Canucks have certainly played two games of Vancouver Canucks hockey havent they?

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Duration: 00:31:59
Retroactive IR Joseph
Oct 08, 2025

Our last podcast before the Canucks play actual NHL regular season games wow. On this one talk about their forthcoming opening night match up against the Calgary Flames, all the players that signed extensions around the NHL, how to pronounce Sigur Ros, and living forever through baseball cards.

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Duration: 01:08:26
I Want To Believe
Oct 05, 2025

On this one we discuss if Scott Sabourin is related to Dany Sabourin, how hyphy we are for Lekkermaki and Cootes, the Canucks final preseason game against the hated Edmonton Oilers, and a big trade that broke during the recording.

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Duration: 00:32:08
This Is Our Year
Oct 03, 2025

The Vancouver Canucks are going to with the Stanely Cup

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Duration: 01:08:37
PTO Joseph
Sep 28, 2025

On this one we get Cootespilled, talk about the battles for forward positions on the team, the battles for defense positions on the team, EP40's preseason debut, and Jared Kushner buying EA Sports maybe.

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Duration: 00:36:23
Soon they'll be calling me MR. CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC
Sep 25, 2025

It's Schrodinger's season folks! On this one we talk about Canuck's training camp, their first preseason game, who stood out to us, out of market perception of Canucks storylines, and some single season fantasy hockey sleepers. We are officially back to two episodes a week too.

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Duration: 01:04:59
Happy Training Camp Eve Eve
Sep 17, 2025

On this one we talk about the most realistic path for the Canucks to one day maybe become a cup contender, the Not Young Stars Prospect Games from the weekend, and all the other Canucks tea from the last week.

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Duration: 00:32:41
Vancouver's Feeder Fetish ft. Tyson Cole
Sep 10, 2025

Our friend Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets) of CanucksArmy joins the program to give us his thoughts on the Canucks offseason, grade our hottakes from last week, and tell us what he saw at the Canucks (assistant) captain's skate last week. Stefan also debates whether or not he should get cable.

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Duration: 01:17:35
The Brave Little Predictions
Sep 03, 2025

On this one we talk about getting a DMCA takedown on twitter, Connor McDavid speculation, and we make some, very brave hot takes about what we think might happen in the next NHL season

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Duration: 00:34:26
Kudryavtsev donated 100 blood
Aug 28, 2025

On this one we talk about how we feel about the Canucks with the preseason fast approaching, the Athletic GM confidence rankings, and Cracker Barrel going WOKE

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Duration: 01:07:24
NHL Offseason Tellality
Aug 13, 2025

On this one we look at a cool website a guy made, check in on the latest Canucks rumblings, pick the worst offseason move for all 32 NHL teams, and do a tier list of bodily secretions.

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Duration: 01:10:00
Emergency Pod: Vitali Kravtsov signs league minimum two-way contract
Aug 06, 2025

just kidding we were going to record today anyways. Yeah we talk about Kratsov, a new lukewarm Canucks rumour, Kiefer Sherwood, "World of Chel", and some other crap.

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Duration: 00:30:44
I Heat This Pump
Jul 30, 2025

on this one we talk about beans, MYLF, my eyebrows, and the follies of home ownership for the first half, and then in the second half we take a look at the Canucks 2025-26 schedule and play a new game where you get to remember some guys.

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Duration: 01:04:45
Bigo Hole Down the Middle
Jul 22, 2025

on this one we eulogize the Dakota Joshua as a Vancouver Canuck, fantasize about Marco Rossi and continue to be confused by the Canucks offseason

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Duration: 00:33:39
I Just Need A Bean feat. COAbrah
Jul 15, 2025

I Hate This Team Buffalo coresspondent COA joins the show to chat about Azealia Banks doing a Fappening to Conor McGreggor, WasabiCon getting cancelled, Silovs getting traded and everything about the Sabres offseason

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Duration: 01:10:54
Scared Little Boy ft. John Cullen
Jul 08, 2025

IHTT Toronto correspondant and AUTHOR John Cullen joins us to chat about Jeopardy on N64, that whole Mitch Marner thing, the intersection of Canucks and Leafs fandom, and Vince Carter

You can pre-order John's book Curling Rocks!: Chronicles of the Roaring Game here https://www.indiebookstores.ca/book/9781771624558/ or on Amazon if you want to stick it to him for being a Leafs fan.

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Duration: 01:20:02
Manufacturing Consent
Jul 02, 2025

Long Live Brock Boeser

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Duration: 00:29:44
Soon they'll be calling me MR. SUNK COST FALACY
Jun 29, 2025

Well folks, the NHL entry draft came and went and the Canucks still don't have a second line center. We talk about that, the Canucks actually making draft picks, movement around the league and the new CBA in this one.

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Duration: 01:12:06
BAH GAWD IT'S KANE
Jun 26, 2025

Charlotte are playing Checkers, while the Canucks are playing Postal 2. Allvin and Rutherford are demons from hell.

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Duration: 00:32:40
Hockey, db ft. Mike Hale
Jun 20, 2025

Mike Hale (Your Kickstarter Sucks) joins us to discuss his beloved Nashville Predators trading for Eric Haula, the fallout from the Stanley Cup finals, the upcoming NHL entry draft, the Canucks' offseason plans, Outlaw cheating at the one chip challenge by using a fan, and our favorite weird twitter poweruser.

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Duration: 01:15:43
Abs vs Clit
Jun 14, 2025

[nobody wants to work anymore voice] nobody wants to be sellers anymore

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Duration: 01:10:33
if you like your Forbort…you can keep’em!
Jun 08, 2025

Uhhh let me be clear, absolutely no glomping. Gotta have them assistant coaches, and depth defenders too.

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Duration: 00:48:54
Whoever wins... We lose
Jun 01, 2025

The Oilers keep making it to the cup finals because they play in a province with no provincial sales tax.

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Duration: 01:15:14
Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda, (Sbisa)
May 25, 2025

On this one we talk about what we think the Canucks should do moving forward and how it differs from what they likely will do, and how they went from being viewed as a fringe contender last off season to a mushy middle team now. We also eulogize the Leafs (behind the paywall teehee).

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Duration: 00:41:21
Did Tocchet have a Foote out the door?
May 18, 2025

That wordplay doesn't really make sense but who gives a crap it's the offseason. On this one we take a more sober look at the Foote hiring, talk about the case for bringing back Marc Crawford, and explore why looking for locker room leaders in free agency sucks.

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Duration: 00:35:24
Canucks Get Some Of Their Holes Filled
May 15, 2025

and they still have some holes to fill! On this one we react (negatively!) to the Canucks hiring Adam Foote as their next head coach.

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Duration: 01:05:46
TGTOW (Tocchets Going Their Own Way)
May 04, 2025

The Canucks got dumped by their Chad coach and now he is probably running off with some Stacy on the east coast.

outro song is David Sirota by Fortune Kit

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Duration: 01:15:20
Ain't Nothing To Smile About In My Life
Apr 27, 2025

Penny foolish and pound foolish too. On this one we talk about the Canucks bungles of the week, Tocchet, Willander, no practice facility, and how shitty the depth chart looks up front.

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Duration: 01:10:51
Another Canucks Mangement Masterclass
Apr 24, 2025

On this one we mainly talked about the big press conference on Monday, so lots of Petey, Willander, Tocchet, tampering, the playoffs, all your favourite Canucks topics de jour.

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Duration: 00:35:22
I Hate This Roxy Fever
Apr 20, 2025

Jackson and Vyas from Roxy Fever join us to eulogize the Canucks season and talk about Jim Benning lol.

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Duration: 01:51:11
I Need TO(li)P(ilo)
Apr 18, 2025

Genie, you're free..... We have a post mortum about the Canucks season, chat about what they have to do moving forward, complain about ownership, and do a cheeky little playoff preview. Sorry my audio sounds like I am recording from a submarine, something fucked up with my recording where it sounded fine to Stefan but the actual recording sounded like I was recording from an incredibly static-y submarine. The fact that this isn't a lost episode is a miracle. This is the episode tech oligarchs didn't want you to hear......

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Duration: 00:31:05
Ty Mueller's Day Off
Apr 13, 2025

the end is nigh folks! on this one we talk about that game against the wild last night, the comments Hughes, Boeser, and Allvin made to Imac earlier in the week, and continue to brainstorm how the Canucks might be able to turn this around in the offseason.

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Duration: 01:08:10
Lots of O and Big D
Apr 10, 2025

or was it "Lots of O in Big D," who knows? God bless Dave Tomilson regardless. On this one we check in with Mr. Balboner, reflect on last night's historic comeback victory against the Dallas Stars, and chat about how meaningful games in March actually suck ass.

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Duration: 00:32:00
Van Stockholm Clit Nucks
Apr 06, 2025

On this one we talk about if there is a path to the Canucks not being cheeks next year until we are rudely interrupted by Ovechkin scoring a record breaking goal.

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Duration: 01:13:23
The Allbungler and Bungleford
Apr 03, 2025

The only Canucks media brave enough to not blame a losing streak without EP40 on EP40. What a disaster folks.

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Duration: 00:33:42
I Know It's Over
Mar 30, 2025

I know it's over, and it never really began but in my heart it was so real and you even spoke to me, and said: "If you're so corsi, then why are you out of a playoff spot tonight? If you're so very entertaining then why are you struggling to score tonight?"

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Duration: 01:06:55
Demko chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”
Mar 27, 2025

On this one we talk about the Canucks probably ill-fated playoff push, Demko standing on his head and his contract moving forward, the Canucks young players looking pretty damn good, Gavin McKenna, and Rick Tocchet rumours.

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Duration: 00:35:04
The Goose is Cooked
Mar 23, 2025

On this one we talk about how the season is effectively over, preview the 2025 draft (lol), look at some RFAs the Canucks might want to offersheet, and basically just wallow around in sorrow.

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Duration: 01:09:31
ACAB includes YouTube Fast Food Reviewers
Mar 19, 2025

On this one we talked about the Canucks a bit but the bulk of the episode was spent talking about our other passion, guys eating hamburgers in their cars and filming it. I think the whiplash from that loss against Utah and that win against Winnipeg fundamentally changed our brains or something.

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Hawk Tuah score on that thang lol
Mar 16, 2025

On this one we talk about the Canucks win over the stinky Blackhawks, how much we hate Jason Dickinson, how the playoff race is shaping up, what the UFA market looks like, how the Abbotsford Canucks are doing, and Kermit De Frog.

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Duration: 01:13:57
Send Connor Zary to the Hague
Mar 13, 2025

On this one we talk about the Canucks shootout win against the Flames, glaze Vito Mancini, and provide a frequently asked for update on Dana Murzyn

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Duration: 00:34:42
Somehow Jim Benning Returned
Mar 08, 2025

Congratulations to us for winning yet another Fell For It Again Award. On this one we talk about the Canucks sordid trade deadline and that game against the Minnesota Wild.

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Duration: 01:09:10
Deadline Eve
Mar 07, 2025

Happy Deadline Eve to all who celebrate! On this one we talk about what we want to see the Canucks do at the deadline this year, Soucy getting traded, last night's game against the Ducks, past deadlines that pissed us off and how much we hate Telus.

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Duration: 00:34:15
Pettersson or Boeser Do Something Challenge (DIFFICULTY: IMPOSSIBLE)
Mar 02, 2025

On this episode we look forward to the Canucks being buyers at the deadline despite them having won one game in their last five, despite Quinn Hughes playing hurt and not finishing the game against Seattle, despite the Canucks having a positive expected goals percentage 5 times in their last 20 games, and despite Elias Pettersson losing all of his mojo and forgetting how to play hockey.

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Duration: 01:05:49
Petey's Hooch
Feb 27, 2025

I had my favorite lunch today , 3 eggs mackerel with chunks of pepper jack cheese and Dash seasoning , 7 scoring chances for , 6 scoring chances against , 1 shot on goal , 0 goals , some ranch and 2 slices of buttered Italian bread and a Coke Zero

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Wetin Be Tyler Myers Thinking?
Feb 23, 2025

Wetin be di point for watching di Canucks if dem no get Quinn Hughes? The number one Canucks Pidgin podcast returns to talk about the Canucks first game back after the Four Nations Faceoff, Kevin Lankinen's contract extension, and Brock Boeser's lack of contract extension.

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Duration: 01:08:21
Annex These Nuts
Feb 21, 2025

"You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game. - Justin Trudea" - Me

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Duration: 00:32:54
A Vibeless Plain ft. COAbrah
Feb 16, 2025

Our treasured friend COA (@COAbrah_) returns to the show to chat about four nations facing off, how the Sabres are holding up this season, how he plagarized Boston Pizza, and Dylan Cozens.

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Duration: 01:16:31
Next Year This Year Is Our Year
Feb 09, 2025

On this one we preview our review of National Lampoon's Pucked starring Bon Jovi, talk about the Canucks recent winnning streak without Quinn Hughes, the Canucks win over the the Maple Leafs, and the Noah Dobson rumours that have been swirling around.

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Duration: 01:04:43
The DPetey Glazing Hour
Feb 06, 2025

Step aside Elias Pettersson, we are nuthuggers for the other Elias Pettersson now. On this one we get excited about DPetey, react to the Marcus Pettersson contract, and introduce our new segment "Is EP40 good yet?" There's some stuff about players not named Pettersson as well. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Duration: 00:34:34
I'm seeing double, four emergency podcasts!
Feb 01, 2025

In 2017 the Simpsons (S29E15) predicted the Vancouver Canucks would flip the conditional 2025 first round draft pick they received from the New York Rangers in the JT Miller trade, along with Vincent Desharnais and Danton Heinen to the Pittsburgh Penguins in exhange for Drew O'Connor and Marcus Pettersson

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Duration: 00:47:21
JT Miller has been compromised to a permanent end
Feb 01, 2025

We did a y'all. Manifesting works. On this truncated emergency episode we react to JT Miller getting traded to the New York Rangers.

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Duration: 00:37:17
MANIFEST
Jan 31, 2025

Canucks fans are tired y'all..... on this one we talk about Jim "Moleman" Rutherford wilding out to Gary Mason, the Flames and Flyers making a trade, and how catastrophically bad Sleepy Soucy and No Juice Juulsen have been. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Elias Pettersson Therapy Session
Jan 26, 2025

On this one we explore our complex feelings surrounding the Pettersson trade rumours and how we think he has been pretty butt this year but almost certainly won't be butt forever.  We also pick the petals off of a flower and say "he loves me, he loves me not" with respect to Quinn Hughes.

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Duration: 01:11:10
the Quarter-Century I Hate This Team
Jan 24, 2025

On this one we distract ourselves from how fetid this sordid Canucks team is by making a quarter-century team of players that we hated. Then we yelled about the Canucks for 30 minutes. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Duration: 00:36:37
The Emotional Sphincter Action of the Team
Jan 19, 2025

Will JT Miller get traded or does nothing ever happen? Beyond the playing the hits with respect to a potential JT Miller trade, we also chat about the Canucks shitting the bed against the Kings on Thursday, and playing a pretty cool game against the dirty, heinous Connor McDavid and the Edmonton Oilers.

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Duration: 01:09:07
More Hronek Than Hronek
Jan 16, 2025

[rob zombie in more human than human voice] yeah

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Duration: 00:29:04
The Battle of the Myers
Jan 12, 2025

So pretty much as soon as we stopped recording it was reported that Brännström was waived, so no reaction to that.  You can guess what it was though because we do talk about how stupid Tocchet's response was after being asked about scratching Brännström.  Beyond that we also talk about the Pizza Hut subreddit, a nasty picture of a turd, the Canucks shutting out the Leafs, the Canucks getting shut out by the Hurricanes, and play IHTT bingo.

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Duration: 01:00:52
Loser Point for a Loser Team
Jan 09, 2025

DO SOMETHING ALLVIN. WE ARE BEGGING YOU. But don't do that one thing. You know the one. On this one we react to the Canucks latest overtime loss against the Washington Capitals, as well as the Canucks other latest overtime loss against the Montreal Canadiens. We also address the Lying Fake News and their trade boards, and what seems to be growing tension between Tocchet and mangement. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Duration: 00:29:44
if the Canucks trade Pettersson we are going to [REDACTED]
Jan 05, 2025

On this one we reflect on how naive and foolish we were to have positive expectations for the Vancouver Canucks, how catastrophic an Elias Pettersson trade would be, should the Canucks re-sign Brock Boeser and what the market for Boeser replacements would look like, and What's The Deal With JT Miller?

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Duration: 01:01:43
Insights Into Things
Jan 03, 2025

On this one we chat about all the Pettersson/Miller bullshit, the repugnant game the Canucks played against the Flames on NYE, and we stumble upon Reid Boucher's biggest fan on X.com the everything app. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Duration: 00:34:30
Canucks Number 1 Defenseman Tyler Myers ft. Chris James
Dec 29, 2024

Friend of the show Chris James (Guys: A Podcast About Guys) returns to discuss being at yesterday's catastrophic collapse to the Seattle Kraken, the Rogers arena in game experience, whether or not it's a good idea to bring all your country's best players to an international tournament, and the sordid state of the Canucks defense.

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Duration: 01:13:27
Sea of Juulsens
Dec 22, 2024

Shout out to the Sportsnet 650 texter I stole the episode title from. On this episode we chat about the Canucks putrid defense, Quinn Hughes ascending to godhood, the bizarre vibes surrounding the Canucks, and what a Byram trade might look like. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Duration: 00:37:30
The Vancouver Canucks are Vacugliding out of the playoffs
Dec 20, 2024

Folks, this team AutoBlows. On this one we chat about how the Canucks can MILK more out of their star players, Team Petey vs Team Miller, trade rumours, and the thrill of live hockey.

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1000 Bruins Goals in 24 Hours ft. Tyson Cole
Dec 15, 2024

The most entertaining part of that game was when they spent 5 minutes fixing the ice at the end of the second period. Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets) from CanucksArmy joins the show to chat last night's abomination, Desharnais rumours, Boeser rumours, and Ray Ferraro interview his wife's boss. Sorry that Stefan's mic is a bit quiet on this one by the way. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Sloppy Seconds
Dec 13, 2024

You know how everyone loves World of Warcraft Classic? Well this is I Hate This Team Classic where we get upset and sigh a lot. We also remember some guys, chat about JT Miller being back, Brannstrom not being back, remember a bunch of guys from 2007, and sloppy one thousands.

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Duration: 01:11:58
Konsta-nt Hell-enius ft COAbrah
Dec 07, 2024

I Hate This Team Buffalo correspondent COA (@COAbrah_) joins the show to chat everything that has gone wrong with the Sabres this season, Kevyn Adams' palm tree presser, and Terry Pegula's super superyacht. This is a Patreon preview ep, for the full show head to patreon.com/IHateThisTeam !

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Duration: 00:40:07
Miller She Wrote
Dec 05, 2024

On this one we talk about the lying fake news media and their inability to give Pettersson credit where credit is due, Jim Rutherford's very brief interview, the 4 Nations Faceoff rosters, and the Canucks recent road trip.

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Heat Good Hush ft. @tom_on_here
Dec 02, 2024

This is an extended preview of a patreon episode, full episode is available over there! Today our friend and Sherlock expert Tom joins us to breakdown the recent Irish Traveler/Barstool Guy fued. After that we chat about the Canucks back to back OT wins against Buffalo and Detroit.

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Duration: 00:39:16
Eternal Return
Nov 29, 2024

There are an infinite number of parallel universes and the Canucks disappoint us in all of them. On this one we talk about the Canucks laying an egg against the Pens, Hronek bunging up his shoulder, the Cult of Tocchet running Höglander out of town, and David Jiricek.

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Duration: 01:17:09
Quinn Hughes is a THUG
Nov 24, 2024

Full the full version of this episode hit up our patreon page (link below). Kiefer Sherwood, you owe me ANOTHER new keyboard sir! We break down the latest Canucks game against the Sens, Jonathon Toews having a kundalini awakening through diarrhea, and read another Canucks fanfic. It's cozy, homie!

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Duration: 00:39:49
Kiefer Sherwood, you owe me a new keyboard sir
Nov 21, 2024

Hooooooo boy, it's been a very Vancouver Canucks season so far hasn't it? On this one we talk about the Canucks recent home skid, all the other bad things that have happened to them lately, and look at some defensemen who might be available on the trade market.  No Canucks slash fic this one I'M SORRY!

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Buy Me Brännström or Go To Hell!
Nov 14, 2024

On this one we talk about the Canucks win over the Flames, and we read hot, steamy Canucks fanfiction.

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Non-Emergency Pod: Sprong Got Traded on Friday ft. Tyson Cole
Nov 10, 2024

Tyson Cole (@SpittinPicklets), Associate Editor for Canucks Army joins us as we break down a busy few days for the Canucks.  This one includes a bird brained trade idea, some trade ideas that aren't bird brained, Boeser being injured, Sprong being traded, and Petey being back!(?)

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Duration: 01:14:57
Hypernormalisation (of the Buffalo Sabres missing the playoffs)
Nov 07, 2024

Check out the full episode on our Patreon page (patreon.com/IHateThisTeam). Slow news day yesterday but the Canucks did trounce the Ducks 5-1. We talk about that win, Boeser and Lankinen's next contracts, and we take an impromptu look around the league,.

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Duration: 00:36:02
Decision 2024: Will Nils Åman Clear Waivers?
Nov 03, 2024

On this one we talk about Theo Fluery's cool new tweet, dig deep into what the hell is going on with EP40, react live to the Åman waiver situation, and continue to be floored by how ass Carson Soucy and Tyler Myers have been.

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Duration: 01:07:50
Powerplay more like Powershit
Oct 30, 2024

Check out the full episode on our Patreon page (patreon.com/IHateThisTeam) were we discuss what type of fetish porno this Canucks season has felt like, Garland being OUTED as a CHUD, and how bad the goddamn powerplay has been.


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Duration: 00:38:52
Emergency Pod: JT Compher Out With Diarrhea
Oct 25, 2024

Maybe JT Miller called Pettersson a baby because he loves him and it's a term of endearment? On this one we talk about the Four Nations Faceoff, the sorry state of pending UFA defenders, where we were when Jim Benning got fired, and we look at a really purple guy on Facebook.

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Duration: 01:08:02