Unprofessional Friends
By: Unprofessional Friends
Language: en-us
Categories: Comedy, Improv, Stand-up
2 friends talking about anything & everything.
Episodes
#174 - People Are Way To Distracted
Jan 09, 2026Today we talk about a lot and also a funny experience Alex had on New Years Night.
Duration: 01:10:32#173 - America Is Wildy Different Than Other Countries
Jan 02, 2026Today we talk about America and how other countries live so differently. Its actually wild.
Duration: 01:00:53#172 - The Episode Not About Christmas
Dec 26, 2025So yeah this is our Christmas episode... We didn't talk about Christmas much.
Duration: 01:05:03#171 - These Candles Smell Strange
Dec 19, 2025Today we talk about candles.... Yes. Candles.
Duration: 01:08:13#170 - These Are Actually Sports?!
Dec 12, 2025How are some of these things people volunteer for....
Duration: 01:07:14#169 - The Worst Parts About Winter
Dec 05, 2025I enjoy winter, But it definitely brings some awful things as well...
Duration: 01:03:18#168 - How Far Could We Actually Walk
Nov 28, 2025Today we talk about walking and maybeeeeee doing some hiking.
Duration: 01:03:07#167 - Austin Committed A Terrible Crime
Nov 21, 2025Austins daughter is framing him!
Duration: 01:04:08#166 - People Called The Cops For This?!
Nov 14, 2025Why do people call the cops for the stupidest things...
Duration: 01:09:26#165 - Daylight Savings Screws Everything Up
Nov 07, 2025We had daylight savings this past weekend. its dumb?
Duration: 01:10:51#164 - Baby Number 3 On The Way!
Oct 31, 2025TODAY AUSTIN ANNOUNCES HIM AND MADI ARE EXPECTING BABY #3!! CONGRATS!!!!
Duration: 01:02:34#163 - We Really Do Love TV Shows
Oct 24, 2025Today we talk about tv shows.. Sorry for anyone who doesn't like tv shows...
Duration: 01:02:52#162 - What If We Never Met
Oct 17, 2025Today we go through a bunch of WHAT IF moments... Life is very very weird.
Duration: 01:26:38#161 - Are You Addicted To Any Of These?
Oct 10, 2025Today we talk about sports and some pretty addictive stuff.I LOVE FOOD.
Duration: 01:08:54#160 - Cat Attacks & Expensive Tickets
Oct 03, 2025Today we talk about my cat attack and some out of touch comments about concert tickets...
Duration: 01:02:51#159 - We Used To Be A Moped Gang
Sep 26, 2025We used to drive mopeds... Well some of us.
Duration: 01:02:15#158 - These Companies Messed Up BAD
Sep 19, 2025Today we talk about companies that posted some not so good stuff....
Duration: 01:03:50#157 - We May Give Off Not Straight Vibes And That’s Okay!
Sep 12, 2025Today's a spicy episode.
Duration: 01:03:50#156 - We Hate Awkward Situations
Sep 05, 2025Why is everything so awkward.
Duration: 01:09:02#155 - MLB Concession Prices Are Absurd
Aug 29, 2025Why is EVERYTHING So expensive.
Duration: 01:03:14#154 - Adrenaline Dumping To The Most Extreme Hobbies
Aug 22, 2025Today we talk about the most extreme hobbies. Austin also dives into dumping his adrenaline.
Duration: 01:11:02#153 - People Actually Eat These Animals?!
Aug 15, 2025Today we talk about fishing and also animals that people eat... Wild world we live in
Duration: 01:03:54#152 - Checking Off Our Bucket Lists
Aug 08, 2025Today we talk about bucket lists and things we would like to achieve. Also drinking = BAD
Duration: 01:05:14#151 - Im Not Really A Working Man
Aug 01, 2025I don't waste time... I PAY FOR THINGS TO GET DONE.... kinda.
Duration: 01:14:11#150 - We're Earthing So Hard
Jul 25, 2025Today we talk about grounding/earthing... and then some AI stuff.
Duration: 01:03:20#149 - Jabz Needs To Apologize
Jul 18, 2025Austin has found a new love.... In Racing. Great...
Duration: 01:05:41#148 - Everyone’s Blowing Fingers Off
Jul 11, 2025We just recently had 4th of July. People love to be dumb.
Duration: 01:17:10#147 - Everything Is Fake
Jul 04, 2025I think everything is fake....
Duration: 01:01:29#146 - A Teacher Gave What To Students?!
Jun 27, 2025I got a new kitty and we talk about a bad teacher
Duration: 01:10:10#145 - The Wildest Conspiracy Theories
Jun 20, 2025Do you Believe all of these?
Duration: 01:09:00#144 - The Weirdest Things You Can Buy On The Internet
Jun 13, 2025You can buy 27 pounds of Mac n Cheese. I WANT IT.
Duration: 01:01:44#143 - Sabrina Carpenter Bath Water
Jun 06, 2025Today we talk about a lot of stuff. It gets heated and also Jabz wants some bath water
Duration: 01:08:13#142 - Quitting Caffeine Is Hard
May 30, 2025Today we talk about Alex quitting caffeine and how he's dealing with it.
Duration: 01:03:31#141 - We Have A Real Life Prison Break
May 23, 2025We love the show Prison Break.
Duration: 01:07:48#140 - We ALL Ran A 5k…Kinda
May 16, 2025When I say we all.... I MEAN IT. EVEN ALEX....
Duration: 01:00:47#139 - The Taste Test Challenge
May 09, 2025WE try to see if we can taste things without knowing what it is. WE FAILED
Duration: 01:04:28#138 - Our Experience At The NFL Draft Was Awful
May 02, 2025Austin faked his son being sick.
Duration: 01:03:32#137 - Tipping Is Still Annoying
Apr 25, 2025Today we talk about tipping culture and how it's still annoying. Also, we talk about drinking and drunk driving. DONT DO IT!!
Duration: 01:01:00#136 - My New Cat Is Fascinating
Apr 18, 2025Today we talk about Alexs cat and how she acts. ITS ALSO AUSTINS BIRTHDAY!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY AUSTIN!!!!!!!
Duration: 01:03:23#135 - Austin Is A Life Saver
Apr 11, 2025Good job Austin! We are proud of you!
Duration: 01:04:56#134 - The ATF Is What?!?
Apr 04, 2025Please don't cancel me...
Duration: 01:03:04#133 - Please Stop Using DoorDash If…
Mar 28, 2025If you fit this category, we love you... BUT HOW?!?
Duration: 01:01:40#132 - I've Officially Moved Out
Mar 21, 2025I miss home.
Duration: 01:04:21#131 - Madi Has Absolutely Upset Me
Mar 14, 2025Today we talk with Madi about Alex putting his bed in the living room and she roasts Alex for his decision.
Duration: 01:08:16#130 - Urban Dictionary Said What About Our Names?!
Mar 07, 2025WTF why does my name mean that?!?!
Duration: 01:05:02#129 - The Absolutely Dirty Episode
Feb 28, 2025I'm sorry for this episode...
Duration: 01:04:25#128 - My Car Was Destroyed
Feb 21, 2025My car is dead.
Duration: 01:03:54#127 - Getting Romantic As F**k For Valentines Day
Feb 14, 2025Its Valentines Day so that means we have to get romantic and sexy for todays episode!
Duration: 01:05:14#126 - Lyft Is Getting Sued
Feb 07, 2025Today we talk about Lyft and how a woman is suing them for being refused a ride due to her weight...
Duration: 01:02:31#125 - Are Sports Actually Rigged?
Jan 31, 2025Today we talk a lot about sports and why we think they are rigged... Jk... Maybe...
Duration: 01:04:20#124 - Does China Own The United States?
Jan 24, 2025Today we talk about the tiktok ban once again....
Duration: 01:05:36#123 - The TikTok Ban Is Insane
Jan 17, 2025Today we talk about the TikTok ban and how it's very dumb.
Duration: 01:02:07#122 - Our New Year’s Resolutions For 2025
Jan 10, 2025Today we go over our new years resolutions and rant about sports for a little bit
Duration: 01:05:50#121 - Austin Betrayed His Best Friend
Jan 03, 2025Austin has betrayed me and destroyed our relationship.
Duration: 01:07:26#120 - We Should Go Skydiving (Christmas Episode 2024)
Dec 27, 2024Today we celebrate Christmas! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Duration: 01:05:06#119 - What Is The Government Not Telling Us
Dec 20, 2024Today we talk about our past week and also drones. are they aliens??
Duration: 00:59:06#118 - Thank God We Aren't CEOs
Dec 13, 2024We aren't CEOs of anything I promise.
Duration: 01:08:38#117 - Tip Culture Is Absolutely Insane
Dec 06, 2024I don't want to tip anymore... kinda.
Duration: 01:09:28#116 - Do You Think They’re Dead? (Thanksgiving 2024)
Nov 29, 2024Do you think how we think???
Duration: 01:04:50#115 - Jake Paul Might Actually Be Him
Nov 22, 2024Today we talk about that fight.... Was it actually scripted or nah???
Duration: 01:07:14#114 - I'm Finally Moving Out
Nov 15, 2024Today we talk about Alex and how at 28 years old he's finally moving out of his parents' house. Also, that weird guy Sherrill is on this episode for some reason
Duration: 01:09:14#113 - Are We Saying These Words Wrong?
Nov 08, 2024Today we talk about words that people say differently. Who's actually saying it the right way?! WE DONT KNOW!!
Duration: 01:05:15#112 - We Wanna Open A Bar
Nov 01, 2024Today we talk about wanting to open a bar called "Bangers Bar" and we hope one day this will be a real thing. Maybe....
Duration: 01:06:07#111 - Women Have It Really Hard
Oct 25, 2024Today we talk about how women have literally the worst things to experience and how there 10000 times stronger than men.
Duration: 01:02:32#110 - Getting A New Job Is Scary
Oct 18, 2024Today we talk about new jobs and how they can be very scary and suck sometimes. CONGRATS JABZ ON THE NEW JOB!!
Duration: 01:11:36#109 - Men Flirt Better With The Boys
Oct 11, 2024Why do we as men flirt better with our male friends than actual women??
Duration: 01:03:30#108 - Weather Is Actually Insane
Oct 04, 2024Today we talk about weather. Sounds crazy right?? Well weather actually is. LISTEN TO US PLZ
Duration: 01:04:47#107 - How Are These Not Dead Yet?
Sep 27, 2024Today we go over some things we cant believe still exist!
Duration: 01:15:00#106 - Everything Online Is Fake
Sep 20, 2024Why is everything on the internet fake... And why do people believe it.
Duration: 01:02:39#105 - The Dumbest TikTok Challenges
Sep 13, 2024These are some really dumb things. WHY would you ever do this?!
Duration: 01:02:59#104 - Let's Take a Political Test
Sep 06, 2024We talk politics. Don't get angry.
Duration: 01:10:56#103 - The Most Unattractive Things Guys Do
Aug 30, 2024What are the most unattractive things a guy can do?
Duration: 01:03:25#102 - Bring Back The Prohibition
Aug 23, 2024Why do people drink so much? We should all just stop drinking alcohol tbh.
Duration: 01:05:57#101 - Socks Are Weird To Me
Aug 16, 2024socks are just a weird thing to me. IDK why....
Duration: 01:04:30#100 - Our 100th Episode
Aug 09, 2024THANK YOU FOR LISTENING FOR 100 EPISODES!! LET'S GO FOR ANOTHER 100!!
Duration: 01:12:06#99 - Moving Out Is Scary
Aug 02, 2024Today we talk a good amount about discing. We also talk about Alex being nervous/scared to finally move out after 28 years... We know that's old. He's okay with it.
We hope you enjoy!!
#98 - I Started Donating Plasma
Jul 26, 2024Today we talk about some life changes! Alex started donating plasma!
We hope you enjoy!
Have a great day!!
#97 - Does Gen Z Even Care About Eminem
Jul 19, 2024I'm sorry, but Eminem is very corny and I don't understand how anyone can disagree. He just needs to be done with music.
"tRy aNd CaNcel mE gEn Z"
This podcast was also recorded before the attempted assassination of Donald Trump.
Have a great day!
#96 - On God No Cap This Might Be A Scam
Jul 12, 2024Today we talk about scams and how a lot of them are so normalized that we don't even realize how big of a scam things really are.
We hope you enjoy!!
#95 - The Weirdest Uber Ride Ever
Jul 05, 2024Today we talk about Alex's strange uber interaction and how it might have been the weirdest thing he's ever had to experience. Also, he wants to go swimming.
Have a great day!!
#94 - We've Been Dreaming About Botox
Jun 28, 2024Today we talk about Jabz missing last week and how his recovery has been. We also talk about dreams and Botox.
Have a great day!!
#93 - The Interview With Sherrill
Jun 21, 2024Today Jabz his missing as he is taking a week off to celebrate pride month and Juneteenth. Our other best friend sherrill is in this week to cohost! Lets get to know sherrill a little bit more.
We hope you enjoy!!
#92 - What Do You Consider A Meal
Jun 14, 2024Today we have an argument about what is considered a meal. Mostly Alex just ranting about food and meals, but Austin has some nice words as well.
SO, WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A MEAL?!
#91 - Moving To Florida Was DEFINITELY A Decision
Jun 07, 2024WELCOME HOME SHERRILL!!
Today marks the return for Sherrill on the podcast! last year he moved to Florida and after a year and a lot of growth he's decided to move back to where he left!
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK HOME!!
#90 - We Hate Prequels So Much
May 31, 2024Today we take a dive into movies and tv shows and how we really dislike prequels. They just usually aren't very good...Like at all.
Have a great day!
#89 - You Either Love Or Hate The Food Industry
May 24, 2024Today we talk about working in the food industry and how it can suck or be great. Jabz loves his job while Alex couldn't be happier, he got out of it.
Did you ever work in the food industry?
WE HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!
#88 - Okay Yeah, I Got WAY To Drunk
May 17, 2024Today we talk about an experience Alex had over the weekend and how he's really bad at drinking and should probably stop. Also, don't forget Jabz has bad eyes just like Alex.
Have a great week!!
#87 - Austin Might Have Worse Eyes Than Alex
May 10, 2024Today we talk about some childhood memories and also Austin couldn't pass a test at the DMV...
Have a great day!
#86 - They Got Arrested For Doing WHAT?
May 03, 2024Today we talk about some weird things people have been arrested for. Also, we talk about Alex wanting to be in a gang. Just kidding he would die.
We hope you enjoy!!
#85 - Are We Smarter Than A 5th Grader?
Apr 26, 2024Today we test if we could actually win the game show Are you Smarter Than A 5th Grader. Also, we talk about why Alex has been sick and if he may have some issues.
Have a great day!
#84 - What Gives Women The ICK
Apr 19, 2024If you're a woman, what gives you the ick? Is it Alex? Probably.
WE HOPE YOU ENJOY!
#83 - We Have Questions About Conjoined Twins
Apr 12, 2024Today we talk about conjoined twins, and we realize we have absolutely no idea how it works. Alex also goes on a little WWE tantrum. Its a fun time.
WE HOPE YOU ENJOY!
#83 - We Have Questions About Conjoined Twins
Apr 09, 2024Today we talk about conjoined twins and how we've never really thought about it, but now that we have, we have so many questions.
We hope you enjoy.
#82 - Women Should Be In Professional Sports
Apr 05, 2024Today we talk about a lot of baseball. This conversation led us into talking about women in sports and how they should be allowed in sports like the NFL, MLB, NBA, and any other major sport. Do you agree???
Duration: 01:03:06#81 - Would We Survive In The Wilderness?!
Mar 29, 2024Today we take a test to see if wed survive stuck out in the outdoors. Jabs had a little bit of an incident and threw up during the recording... It was a very fun podcast this week!
Duration: 01:02:18#80 - Austins Kids Hurt & Verbally Bully Me
Mar 22, 2024Today we talk about how Austins kids love to hang out with me and make fun of me and throw stuff at me. We also talk about what it's like going for a night out with the UF boys.
Duration: 01:04:04#79 - Honestly Salads Suck So Bad
Mar 15, 2024Today we talk about how Alex hates salads and how he things everyone pretends to like them. We also discuss Alex doing his 24 hour stream.
Duration: 01:10:39#78 - The Internet Is A Dangerous Place For Kids
Mar 08, 2024Today we talk about the internet and when Jabz is going to allow his kids to get a phone. Also, we got kids sucking teachers feet?????
Duration: 01:02:39#77 - Madi Broke ANOTHER Dryer
Mar 01, 2024So back in October we talked about Madi (Austins girlfriend) and how she is constantly breaking dryers. She did it again. We also tested alex on some music knowledge.
Duration: 01:05:52#76 - Credit Card Debt Isn't Fun
Feb 23, 2024Today we talk about Credit card debt and how Alex is finally almost done paying it off. Also, MGK got a new tattoo??? And why doesn't Alex find anyone romantically attractive?
Duration: 01:16:22