Attempted Delivery

This week we discuss various forms of choking in football, private chefs, and broadcasting.

This week we discuss holiday food, out goals for 2026, and whether or not snorting Pixy Stix breaks a fast.

This week David Grant joins us to discuss cartoons, efficient comedy writing, and cultivating a supportive scene at Church Of Satire.

This week we discuss stimulants, accuracy in film, and the totally rigged Ravens/Steelers game.

This week Alex Webb joins us to discuss traveling the world, bribing guards, and Shawn learns there are white people in Europe.

This week our first comedy couple joins us to discuss navigating their relationship through comedy, watching your own sets, and the Baltimore scene.

This week we discuss getting fooled by AI, the Soundgarden HOF induction, and another comedy competition. Then Shawn builds a bunker for the end-times and Damian breaks everything,

This week we get to know Tony Knuckles, host of The LUNSB Show. We discuss his background in radio, hot food takes, and military movies.

This week we discuss handling our suppressed rage, drinking with the Irish, and going up on stage with nothing.

This week Kreg Paul joins us to discuss joke writing, PTSD, and gay gun rights groups.

This week we discuss the new Taylor Swift album, performing together on a fun bar show, and we go to the most boring football game ever.

This week Patrick joins us to discuss Bob Dylan, punk music, and the infamous bit that got him temporarily banned from the POV open mic.

This week Damian gives Shawn a special gift, then we discuss the artistic merits of video games and the controversial comedy festival in Saudi Arabia.

This week we sample some local mead while discussing Damian's hometown making headlines and Shawn's return to the beach.

This week Manny joins us to discuss Death Stranding, and raising kids in a chaotic world. Then we solve politics.

This week we discuss the perks of working for the post office, public displays of affection, and writer's block.

This week we discuss the perks of working for the post office, public displays of affection, and writer's block.

This week Jarrod and Sean join us to discuss loud cars, delivering mail, and getting harassed by cops for skateboarding.

This week we discuss Taylor Swift's controversial new album, Shawn's recent shows, and Damian's surgery.

This week Mike O'Donnell joins us to discuss aliens, crowd work, and the upcoming Four Horseman show at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone.

This week Damien Robinson joins us to discuss water fasting, playing the D.C. Cannabis Festival, and robbing the Amish.

This week we discuss a car deal gone wrong, cartoons, and Shawn's nutty new house guest.

This week we talk all about the Diddy verdict, the Epstein cover up, and Shane Gillis killing it.

This week we bring in Lennon Free to talk all about video games, comedy competitions, and Fruity Pebbles.

This week Fellow Comedian Ali joins us to discuss starting comedy in D.C., the Amish, and the "art" in artificial intelligence.

This week we're back from our break to talk about food, comedy competitions, and our beach trips.

This week Elliott Gottloeb comes on the podcast to talk about who sucks more, The Beatles, Eagles, or Jesus.

This week we discuss a new Pennsylvania law, Taylor Swift reclaiming the rights to her music, and why spicy food is cap.

This week we talk about our final day in NYC, our broken mail trucks, and our broken bodies.

Forgive the audio as we come to you this week from a hotel room in NYC where we discuss Joey Roses, the Comedy Cellar, Bill Burr on Broadway, and hitting an open mic.

Against our better judgment, this week we play our very first open mic sets for you and reminisce about our humble beginnings.

This week we discuss short-term memory, U.S. history, and... um... we forget.

This episode is coming early to coincide with our video launch! Check us out on YouTube as we highlight epic moments from the last 3 years.

This week we discuss the Baltimore Ravens releasing Justin Tucker, our upcoming road trip to NYC, and rewriting jokes.

This week comedian and brewmaster Maalik Stark joins us to discuss colorblindness, Tyler Perry, and comedy competition season. And then he tries to poison us.

This week we discuss Kanye's love for his family, feeling nostalgic for things past, and Shawn taking a couple visiting comics on a Philly adventure.

This week we discuss the upcoming Harry Potter series, deviating from your set on stage, and something about some bass player.

This week our studio is falling apart as Kyle Ziegler joins us to talk sandwiches, algorithms, and performing a naked stand-up set.

This week we discuss the passing of Val Kilmer, a new Diddy lawsuit, and the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s assassination.

This week Zac Jack joins us to discuss new allegations concerning Ryan Reynolds, sketch comedy, and how every movie is Die Hard.

Check out Whiskey Space Station for some of the best sketch comedy on the interwebs, and Zac Jack's new podcast Raised By Television dropping March 31st!

This week we discuss the Girl Scout cookie lawsuit, Kanye's latest hijinks, and the release of the JFK assassination files.

This week we discuss algorithms, plagiarism in music and comedy, and must-see TV and film.

This week we discuss Shawn's fasting, Damian getting F'd at the drive-thru car wash, and the legacy of Bill Hicks.

This week Larry Loobey joins us to discuss balancing comedy and family, feeling old, and his triumphant victory in the Showdown at Sundown Roast Battle.

This week Carrie Mueller joins us to discuss football, Saturday Night Live, and the most epic roast battle ever.

This week Bobby Tamburro joins us to discuss the central PA comedy scene, finding your voice, and handling the audience.

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This week we discuss our on-stage progress, award shows, and the CIA.

This week Sean Light joins us to discuss his start in comedy, accepting compliments, and hemorrhoids.

This week we discuss Nazi salutes, the NFL, and girl scout cookies.

This week we discuss the L.A. fires, the healthcare CEO murder, and our week of killer comedy shows. Then we debate the merits of backing in vs. pulling in when parking.

This week we welcome a new sponsor as we discuss car rental, postal privatization, and the proper water temperature for teeth brushing.

This week we ring in the new year with philosophical discussions about shrimp and hot dogs. Then we each share a few embarrassing moments saying regretful things, and declare comedy goals for 2025.

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Vote on the merits of the Chicago Hot Dog in our poll under this episode on the Spotify app!

This week Jesse James Martin joins us to discuss dreams, 9/11 conspiracies, and escaping from prison.

This week we discuss the possible Bill Burr/Billy Corgan relation, recap our recent stand-up shows, and test A.I.'s knowledge of the podcast.

This week Brandon Koss joins us to discuss comedy and wrestling, and we respond to shots fired by another local podcast.

Check out Brandon's new comedy album, "Good Boy, Artie" on all streaming platforms!

This week we discuss guns, cars, and our first time performing on a show together. Then Damian tries to find his voice and Shawn's luxurious hair gets him in trouble.

This week we discuss a current rapper/comedian beef and a busy weekend of shows. Then we break down our epic roast battle followed by a quick ranking of the best and worst Thanksgiving food.

This week we get some listener feedback before discussing some postal drama, the Tyson/Paul "fight", and our upcoming roast battle.

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This week Andrew Pollock joins us with one of the funniest comedy origin stories we've heard, and discusses why he crushes us and everyone else in every local comedy competition. We also talk about a local restaurant owner making headlines with a racist rant before we solve women's plight in the comedy scene.

This week we sip sake while discussing football, Greek baptism, and cooking with gas. Also, KISS sucks - let us know if you agree in the poll under this episode in the Spotify app.

This week we discuss whether comedy has a role in politics and the local roast battle. Then we contemplate our pending doom with one of George Carlin's greatest bits.

Check out Whiskey Space Station's Forrest Gump Redux on YouTube!

This week Shawn gives Damian a potentially controversial gift, before they discuss the fallen musician in the news and their upcoming roast battle.

This week we celebrate Damian's birthday while discussing some malodorous political mail, Shawn's car troubles, and getting outsmarted by a baby.

This week we discuss postal peeves, Greek baptism, and solving abortion.

This week we talk food with some American leftovers in Japan, a chill spot on Shawn's route, and Damian's busy comedy weekend.

In this episode we talk about some of the lighter topics such as genocide, sperm donation, conspiracies, incest, suicide, and comedy.

This week we bring on Jesse James Martin to talk about growing up surrounded by comedy, Super Bowl halftime shows, and stealing memories.

This week we discuss drama in the music industry, a new Kevin Smith movie, and an indecent proposal.

This week we talk about banned books, sheltering your kids, and Jamie Foxx. Then we wax philosophical about our recent shows and teddy bears.

This week the very funny Jackie Benhayon joins us to discuss her beginnings in sketch comedy and stand up, recognizing old acquaintances (or not), and possibly the greatest video game ever made.

This week we bring in local comedian Matt Joseph to talk all about the philosophies of comedy, jiu-jitsu, and hardcore music.

This week we discuss some postal annoyances, why you should always read the terms and conditions, and an exciting show coming to Broadway. Then Shawn checks out a new mic and Damian does a surprise show.

This week we go deep and get philosophical while discussing music, separating art from the artist, and the concept of free will. Then we pole vault into the Olympics and our comedy.

This week we host veteran stand up comic Lennon Free to tell us about his beginnings in comedy, the scene in Austin, and the greatest performance of My Sharona ever.

This week we discuss fast food, the pros and cons of A.I., and our great weekend of shows.

This action-packed episode is filled with comedy shows, lost dogs, and fire.

This week Mike O'Donnell joins us to discuss connecting with the audience, insulting the audience, and controlling the urge to kill.

Follow Mike on Instagram @mikeodcomedy

This week we talk music, dream dinner dates, and settle the Great Swiss Cheese Debate.

This week Karen K joins us to discuss her start in comedy, life as a public defender, and snow cones.

This week we have a comedy-heavy episode where we discuss hosting, improv, and likability.

This week comedian Andrew Glessner joins us to discuss gatekeeping, film making, and the merits of Swiss cheese.

This week we bring on Manny Santiago to tell us all about his comedy origin story and his experience being a professional juggler.

This week we talk about fate not allowing Damian to do comedy, and stupidity not allowing Shawn to be good at improv.

In this action packed episode we discuss an interesting fetish before talking about our exciting weekend of comedy with a cameo from Kasey Nicholson who gives her account of handling a heckler.

This week we discuss our own comedy before talking about the Tom Brady roast.

This week Brandon Koss joins us to talk all about comedy, joke writing, and ChatGPT.

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This week we talk about the new music we've been listening to before we discuss performing in two comedy competitions over the weekend.

This week Jarrod Micale joins us to talk comedy, video games, and diversity in the workplace.

This week frenemy of the pod Andrew Brooks continues his interrogation of your trusty hosts, and now it's Shawn's turn in the hot seat.

This week we celebrate our 100th episode! Thank you to everyone who has followed us along our journey, we love you and hope you continue to listen!

Before we discuss comedy this week, we talk all about Shawn's car troubles and Damian putting on a tin foil hat.

This week we talk about the Key Bridge collapse and a local bomb threat (other than our comedy). Then we discuss our recent open mics and the frustrations of crowd participation.

This week we find out if Shawn has prostate cancer, before we have a discussion about comedy and fleeting moments of inspiration.

This week we write a horror movie while talking about our comedy shows, open mics, and insurance claims.

This week we ponder the value of art vs. entertainment. Then we talk about Shawn's week full of comedy.

This week we talk about SNL, comedy culture, and Alabama.

This week we talk about failed car maintenance, Shane Gillis hosting SNL, and forgiveness.

This week we discuss the Super Bowl and Usher before talking about Shawn hosting at the Harrisburg Comedy Zone, and Damian getting back on stage.

This week we reconnect for our first "solo" episode of the year. We talk about what we've been up to during the break and how we feel about moving forward with comedy.

This week we have the proud founder of the Lager Laughs open mic Sara Cartwright on the podcast to talk about chickens, comedy, and everything in between.