One Last Late-Night Talk Show

Duncan Heart (Alexander Krause) welcomes Jason H’ukares (Laurie Page) into the lounge and they peg, pin and table their discussion for later. Plus, Duncan learns you can get a mild divorce, how to dress bald spiritually, and the freedoms of having podcast custody.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Security(Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Head of Catering (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head Usher(Ben Slinger) all meet following their father’s yearly inauguration ceremony. They discuss how it feels good to finish, why the dial of destiny should be left out of the archive room, and why they get hungry looking at alien hoax photos. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Siblings (Alexander Krause, Jason Rout, Mia Rohan & Trevor Scott) gather in the men’s bathroom at Watergardens to celebrate New Year’s Eve. Everyone learns Club V.Room is just the visitors room at Prison, if Brad’s in the bathroom he’s using it, and how to pronounce disguise. Happy New Year!

Yabum Bug (Alexander Krause) sits down with Albert “Santa Claus” Pencil-Case (Jason Rout), Jean Genes (Mia Rohan) & Steve Elfington (Trevor Scott), and they all take part in the great Christmas Armistice of 2025. Plus Yabum learns that belly button shots are never deep enough, complaining to the marriager is complaining to someone’s wife, and that a Viking Funeral requires a bugle. Merry Christmas one and all!

Goebbels and Nixon Nixon (Alexander Krause & Ryan Stickland) get some assistance out of a vending machine from Dr Doctor Kavorcian. Everyone learns how to go all the way as roommates, that doctors aren’t allowed to work out, and the dangers of the name raffle.

Yighta Shine (Alexander Krause) invites Mike Stand (Ryan Stickland) & Fin Breeze (Sujith De Silva) in to the lounge to discuss their varied work lives. Plus, Yighta learns we’re all striving to be wealthy deer wealthy, the greediness of vending machine physicals, and a solid alibi is counting money in your penthouse.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Security (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Bird Media Wrangler (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Research and Development (Ben Slinger), all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss being put under on a tour of the hair factory, being birds with benefits, and when you see a German you say a Judas Sermon. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Roger Hammersmith (Sam Browne) goes to a blackjack table and helps teach a dealer (Alexander Krause) how to play. Everyone learns how to play the devil’s kiss, that there’s too many acronyms in games and addresses, and an unlucky rabbit’s foot is attached to a full rabbit that’s attacking you.

Yeinsen Brian (Alexander Krause) welcomes Roger Hammersmith (Sam Browne) into the lounge to discuss their father’s unjustified incarceration. Plus, Yeinsen learns that prisons have a photo day, not to create a one-man show for the money, and that firefighters can clock out once the building has burned down.

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Head of Feline Marketing (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head of Canine Marketing (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss using non-micro chips, the AFL funding Cruella De Vil, and how to hire and fire a gun.

The Voice (Ben Mitchell) helps guide a theatre employee (Alexander Krause) to be more confident. Everyone learns the dangers of being splayed, that you want to spring for popcorn and tube, and that the door is designed to hit you on the way out.

Yallum Orlando (Alexander Krause) sits his ass down and listens to The Voice (Ben Mitchell) to understand how best to atone. Plus, Yallum learns that you shouldn’t get suede wet, how to smash, and if the start of a date isn’t going well then don’t sign a lease together.

Jurors (Alexander Krause, Sean M Elliott, Trevor Scott, Chris Bates, Jessica Luu, Laurie Page, Isabel Cameron & Kate O’Keeffe) meet to discuss their verdict on the crimes of the host of One Last Late-Night Talk Show. Everyone learns to have a guy for breakfast, to find the animous, and that the real escape room is the depression we find along the way

Yed Hundi (Alexander Krause) is joined by Pat Star (Jessica Luu), Eugene Worthing (Chris Bates), Tabatha Goldsworthy (Kate O’Keeffe), May Anna Lee (Laurie Page), Arthur Honeysuckle (Sean M Elliott), Frank Walker (Trevor Scott) & Tracy Pokémon (Isabel Cameron) to celebrate the 100th episode of the show! Plus, Yed learns to be all flippers no pecs, how to practice combative meditation, and that Frank Walker’s national tiles are internationally sourced. Thanks to everyone, guests and listeners, for 100 wonderful episodes!

Achilles Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff (Flashbang) — Camera and Key Light Operator (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — R&D&D (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss that it’s good to ween in but hard to ween off, the dangers of a blue-light disco, and that you have to be this Seth Meyers to ride. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) and Marg (Alexander Krause) share their pre-wedding secrets. They both learn being your own daughter is sick, catching a grenade shouldn’t be someone’s first instinct, and that they’re serving chikhai bardo for dinner.

Yoshi Merchant (Alexander Krause) welcomes the one and only Bruno Mars (Jamie Yung) into the lounge to help them find love. Plus, Yoshi learns the dangers of rogue Beyblades, if you’re a napkin it’s okay to wipe yourself on a dead man’s mouth, and that the Love is Blind formula is difficult to replicate.

Some Drizzl’d Tower Employees (Alexander Krause & Isabel Cameron) help a ghost (Trevor Scott) with their donut hole order. Everyone learns to be an imposter with zero syndrome, that a tiger can kneed a man into dough, and to dress for the job you want (including elephant).

Yobble Bamstring (Alexander Krause) sits down with Barbara Barnaby (Isabel Cameron) & Adam Barbara (Trevor Scott) to discuss being born a Barbara. Plus, Yobble learns that some ghosts don’t go oooo they go oh, to commit patricide on the mattresside, and to never two-time Tiny Tina. [Riddle Tower as featured in: S08E05 Three’s a Ghost with the Pinball Boys]

Philip Cliff — Head of Hiring and Firing (Alexander Krause), Lightbringer — Walking Billboard (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Ex Metaverse Newslander Warrior (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss the broken beep system, the villainous Slugworth, and to dim yourself in your own time. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Mr Humphry’s (Sean M Elliott) and Toby (Alexander Krause) invites candidates (Sam Browne & Jaime Cerda) into the mayor’s office to choose their new leader. Everyone learns not to get a $50 haircut on the docks, that life is different south of the balls, and to hold your applause.

Yim Volume (Alexander Krause) speaks with Mike Fairylights (Sean M Elliott), Frank Almond (Sam Browne) & Teddy Jay (Jaime Cerda) about the 27 brain people in all of us. Plus, Yim learns not to go full Tropic Thunder, the love and loss of mop relationships, and that the inside of Santa isn’t magic but blood and brain.

Philip — Mailroom Worker (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Light Transmission Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Metaverse Newslander Warrior (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss why you can’t get a good VR mimic these days, how to quarter like our hero Dementus, and the dangers of liquid light. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Truckers (Alexander Krause, Mia Rohan & Chris Tim) try everything they can to be the one who gets to haul straw. Everyone learns with logs come birds and that those birds love talking about curtains.

Yickle Barcleff (Alexander Krause) talks with Keeva Corn (Mia Rohan) & Patrick Devonport (Chris Tim) about whether fans of One Last Late-Night Talk Show should be allowed on the show. Plus Yickle learns radio doesn’t do food, nothing says love like a wet envelope, and that Mr Rubick made a cube.

Dr. Zgjkz (Laurie Page) helps a peculiar patient (Alexander Krause) with their foot. Everyone learns that washing isn’t a hobby, to hold a flash, and that everything’s a Fringe show.

Yanker Maverick (Alexander Krause) chats to May Anna Lee (Laurie Page) and tries their best to figure out what’s wrong with her. Plus, Yanker learns how make a Doctor Doctor joke, the benefits of recreational diabetes medication, and that women are allowed to have husbands but they should disclose.

Nameless Husk (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Electric Light Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third – Youth Outreach Officer (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss keeping the lights down, how to transmit Karate at a Kilometre, and that Mamba No. 5 is a Pokedex. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Lizzy (Lauren Crupi) and Thomas (Alexander Krause) answer the riddles of the Riddle Master (Tim Roach) to enter Equizabeth Street. Everyone learns each other’s names, and how spell those names with rats and possum milk.

Yago Bop (Alexander Krause) catches up with Perry Pez (Tim Roach) & Richard Smith (Lauren Crupi) to trade their graded qualifications. Plus Yago learns that all weddings happen on a full moon, how Will and Grace did a lot for bird representation & how to solve the riddles of Equizabeth Street.

Doug Diggerman (Huson Emery) returns dog Barney to Simon and Roger (Jason Rout & Alexander Krause). Everyone learns about classic blunders and the importance of expressing yourself.

Yire Wargon (Alexander Krause) sits down with Sir Edward Hyphenated-Name (Jason Rout) & Doug Diggerman (Hudson Emery) to discuss Mathlish. Plus, Yire learns that Joe Rogan is a Thumb Thumb, to always carry big stacks, and that dog meat candles burn long and bright.

Achilles Cliff – H (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Chief Disinformation Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third – Head of Workplace Childcare Initiative (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss one being the loneliest number of Microns, how Grok tells you how it is and isn’t, and that Wikicheeks is clean innocent fun. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Joe Blogs (Ben Mitchell) goes to a normal ladies house (Alexander Krause) to provide their hole digging expertise. Everyone learns to believe in roof.

Therp Yua Freeway (Alexander Krause) explores the mind of Joe Blogs (Ben Mitchell) and they discuss their privilege. Plus, Yua learns weekends are for war, the value of dirt, and to take your hat off indoors.

Achilles Cliff — Head hof Harchivhing (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Chief Mis-information Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head of Layoffs/Urchin Wrangler (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss getting your business cards in Boss, dad having a thing for sick women, and that archiving oral tradition is telling people to shut up. Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Milly Lee (Jessica Luu) pitches the Supperware line of products to some potential investors (Alexander Krause & Sam Browne). Everyone learns that glitter represents wealth and that it’s not a crime to use Microsoft Teams.

Colonel Yoghurt Carlton (Alexander Krause) stands to attention alongside Milly Lee (Jessica Luu) & Surely Certain (Sam Browne) to discuss Supperware. Plus, Yoghurt learns that it’s inappropriate to crack noise in front of peers, up is boss and down is employee, and you can get a lot done in a week in prison.

Sarah-Lynne Fitzgerald (Mia Howl) works a normal day in a very big bank, and has some issues with their fellow colleagues, parents and dog kidnappers (Alexander Krause & Sean M Elliott). Everyone learns how to be in Sarah’s corner.

Youch Voucher (Alexander Krause) invites Victor Lamp (Sean M Elliott) & Sarah-Lynne Fitzgerald (Mia Howl) into the lounge to discuss the Yarra’s 20cm of history. Plus, Youch learns bicarb soda and vinegar makes you burpy, you’re allowed to little wave, and that the Rock challenged Tom Cruise to a pinball-off at the Burj Khalifa

Achilles Cliff — Head of Archiving (Alexander Krause), Preston Cliff — Chief Information Officer (Trevor Scott) & Harvey Cliff the Third — Head of Print Media (Ben Slinger) all meet for the Cliff Estate/Mernda Gazette earnings call. They discuss second-hand cheers, getting screwed on silver in dad’s seer tent, and Al’s water usage (RIP). Catch Trevor & Ben in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Whelium Helium (Chris Bates) attends a writing workshop, and meets new classmates and teachers (Laurie Page & Alexander Krause). Everyone learns how to be three times a lady. Catch Laurie Page & Chris Tim in Les Improvisé — Melbourne Comedy Festival tickets here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/les-improvise/

Yeach Lehome (Alexander Krause) welcomes Barry Button (Laurie Page) & Whelium Helium (Chris Bates) into the lounge to discuss notes over some corn. Plus, Yeach learns about cloth hand, how to plan for a splash, and that all money swings right.

Simon Garfunkle (Trevor Scott) tends to customers and deals with co-workers (Chris Bates & Alexander Krause) while working another normal day at JB Hi-Fi. Everyone learns the dangers of marching orders. Catch Chris in Les Improvisé — MICF tickets here: https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows/les-improvise/ Catch Trevor in Bit Storm: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/bit-storm-426453

Yarm Harmful (Alexander Krause) talks with Simon Garfunkel (Trevor Scott) & Eugene Worthing (Chris Bates) about the Fitzroy steel industry. Plus, Yarm learns you can wrought joy, they sell split system TVs that do heating and cooling, and that you can’t manufacture love - but you can make it.

Yetch F.L.E.T.C.H.E.R (Alexander Krause) invites Felicatay Juniper-Berryman (Isabel Cameron) to discuss street smart appliances. Plus, Yetch learns that oak is nothing to be ashamed of, Zumba is the most embarrassing type of dance, and to tap the sap!

Yasket the Casket (Alexander Krause) speaks with Fin the Tin (Sam Browne) and Benlin the Wizard (Ben Mitchell) about all things cherry and paprika. Plus, Yasket learns echoes feel lovely coming back, prices are lower if you subscribe to the newsletter, and you don’t want to start a relationship saying ‘heyo’ to someone.

Yickety Pants (Alexander Krause) talks to Richard ‘Open’ ‘Late For Dinner’ Jardine (Sean M Elliott) about Fall Guy. Plus, Yickety learns Pagliacci can’t stop telling that story, barbers hold hair funerals at the end of every day, and in the past steampunk was just called “technology”.

Yox Peterson (Alexander Krause) chats with Ray Pants (Jessica Luu) & Joey Foccacio (Michael Lanzer) about Monopoly. Plus, Yox learns being electrocuted is a good time, that we must reheat, and how to have a perfect day out.

Yula Portman (Alexander Krause) invites Betsy Sminton (Lauren Crupi), Ewan Grant (Chris Tim) & Tracy Pokémon (Isabel Cameron) onto the show to discuss their New Years resolutions. Plus, Yula learns you can be surgically removed from the club, why the West Gate Tunnel Project is over-budget, and that the saddest prescription is two pills when the time is right. Happy New Year!

Yoho Nicholas (Alexander Krause) welcomes his son Poetry (Ben Slinger) & son Eric (Trevor Scott) onto the show for a lovely Christmas dinner. Plus, Yoho learns that nog is in the water, to get up in the rump of a horse costume, and that a son being worse without you is great for self-esteem. Merry Christmas!

Dr Professor Yix Mixer (Alexander Krause) chats to Gilbert Supply-Crate (Jason Rout) & Rose Colligan (Kate O’Keefe) about Cambermeade Collagen University. Plus, Yix learns to shave the whales, that you’re either a tennis pro or a ball boy, and what happens in School of Rock.

Yideo Replay (Alexander Krause) speaks with Norman Gardener (Laurie Page) about forlorn lawns. Plus, Yideo learns when you smell chlorine you take your shirt off, that judges are obsessed with people rising & that they call it fiancé because we’ll fian-see if it works out.

Yoon Poga (Alexander Krause) welcomes Jane Mercherson (Isabel Cameron) & Floreqsze Daily (Sophie Bengough) into the lounge to fat into barrels. Plus, Yoon learns kookay is kookier kooky, everyone’s chasing Mr MacGuffin, and that Danger is a strong name.

Yummy Summer (Alexander Krause) talks to Pat Star (Jessica Luu) & Yahtzee Crosslaw (Sam Browne) about all things snake eyes. Plus, Yummy learns to never go 60 over 40, that if you lose your parents it’ll make you more confident, and that Pat’s just a star in the sky watching over you all.

Yabble Dabbleson (Alexander Krause) invites Hans Blanderson (Sean M Elliott) & James Peterson (Trevor Scott) into the lounge to discuss their weekends. Plus, Yabble learns not to interrupt, that if your knees aren’t grazed in green you haven’t picnicked, and that most people have a Mum™.

You Langholme (Alexander Krause) chats with Peanut Brittle (Sean M Elliott) & Moss Favour (Gabby Anderson) about being a fly on the wall. Plus, You learns to mourn the Queen’s visage, all about the low confidence of the mortician from Final Destination, and that it’s fun going to Luna Park with your sexiest friends.

Dicky Dolittle (Alexander Krause) sits down with Yalex Laos (Laurie Page) & Flutter Talls (Same Browne) to discuss podcast production. Plus, we learn you shouldn’t inseminate on company time, how to see it up on the board, and to just choose one instrument and play it low.

Yella Sminton (Alexander Krause) invites Sarah “Sassy” Squatch (Andrea Gillum), Bertha Meisand (Lauren Crupi) & Mitchell Way (Chris Tim) onto the show to talk all things Piss Brother. Plus, Yella learns that 500 have gone missing but the kids love it, how to be a wet bald beautiful baby boy & that a kiss on the hand is not necessary.

Yeta Data (Alexander Krause) speaks with Frank Ego Eldritch (Sean M Elliott) & Marrisa Rebecca (Gabby Anderson) about having tenure from spine to back to crack. Plus, Yeta learns to photobomb a death, that waving is a rookie move and how to get off the sofa and into the heart of your wife.

Yoda Libre (Alexander Krause) sits down with Frank Barfly (Jason Rout), Becky Malecky (Jaye Weatherburn) & Tony Winchester (Trevor Scott) to discuss the number 73. Plus, Yoda learns clever wordplay gets you out of lent, the best episodes of Cheers have Frasier, and that a father leaves watches to inherit.

Yoop Twooper (Alexander Krause) talks with Simon Van Helsing (Trevor Scott) about stoning his wife. Plus, Yoop learns to shake normal glue to make it crazy, that you can lucid dream just a ball, and to announce your callbacks.

Yippee Kayan (Alexander Krause) welcomes Jaylene-James Rockburn the Third (Ben Mitchell) into the lounge to discuss being ash brothers. Plus, Yippee learns that wealth feels good in the mouth, the crematorium is stronger than ever, and that some phone charging ports are outies not innies.

Y.C (Alexander Krause) chats with May Tally-Lee (Jessica Luu), Fif-Tee (Jon Walpole) and Uncle Larry (Sujith De Silva) to celebrate the show’s 50th episode. Plus, Y.C learns that Fergusan Flaire is still open, that you’re not a pervert for peeping through windows to see what’s up, and that it’s hard to get up and not bet on a dog. Thanks to all the listeners, and every talented improviser who has come on this wild wild show. Everyone up until this point have been wonderful guests!

Yonda Minimum (Alexander Krause) sits down with John Bootstrap (Laurie Page) & Ellie When-White (Kit Berry) to discuss how they came back to life. Plus, Yonda learn that you only get one bra reference, that laurels are just leaves, and to play Morse code in G.

Yoga Trilby (Alexander Krause) speaks with Tony Fusilli (Tim Roach) & Darcy Mornington-Ford (Jason Rout) about the duality of reality. Plus, Yoga learns to read the whole ritual before starting, to not enter riddle tower without ringing the ghost bell, and that Jinky was born a bartender.

Yolk Mocha (Alexander Krause) talks to Russell Cocoa (Sean Elliott), Stacey Mulligan (Isabelle Cameron) & Clint Halving (Sam Browne) about ladies greens. Plus, Yolk learns that taking it easy is a good first date, limos are the preferred mode of transport, and that if you walk up that hill you won’t have enough momentum.

Yoni Double (Alexander Krause) welcomes Carlton Charles Michael (Trevor Scott) & Octavia (Kate O’Keeffe) into the lounge to discuss lying more and lying better. Plus, Yonni learns that coming back to life is pretty lucky, that you can become addicted to teeth whitening, and that Coco is Doco.

Yon Digiorno (Alexander Krause) chats to Kalm Pete (Jaye Weatherburn) & Jeeves “The Butler” (Sujith De Silva) about healthy snacking. Plus, Yon learns not to immediately blind your guests, that death can get you out of a complicated narrative, and to interrogate equally.

Yourn Ducan (Alexander Krause) invites Sammy Bourke (Wendy King), Tom Harvey (Trevor Scott) & Geffrey McGavin (Edward Woodford) into the lounge to bring sci-fi back to late-night. Plus, Yourn learns that podiatrists are for either feet or children, to write your letters before arriving at the intervention, and that there’s nothing more important than being watchable in Middle America.

Yuncan Info (Alexander Krause) welcomes Professor Lauren Loy (Jessica Luu), Steve Scattershot Jones (Trevor Scott) & Sven Bjorksensen (Jason Rout) to talk about the dangers of Airsoft. Plus, Yuncan learns that there’s room in the kids, to rib your teeth for their pleasure, and that if you solve the case you absolve the case.

Yuncan Iguano (Alexander Krause) speaks with Stella (Isabelle Cameron) & Mr Malcolm Rutherford (Sujith De Silva) about laughing on the other side of your mouth. Plus, Yuncan learns how to go under local anaesthetic for a haircut, the dangers of VIT registration, and that we can’t all look like Brad Pitt but we’re all trying.

Yuncan Intro (Alexander Krause) invites Susie from the morgue (Edward Woodford) into the lounge to discuss why they're here today. Plus, Yuncan learns that dry ice smoke hides your keys, the Monte Miller crew will break down your door, and that there's no bad ideas but we hated it.

Yuncan Idaho (Alexander Krause) talks with Don Lucent (Sean Elliott) about how to effectively soft reboot. Plus Yuncan learns that there is nothing sexier than hair on a plate, how to judge the passing of time by how many babies you can bring to term, and that Tiny Tina is like Benjamin Button but big to small. Also, if you have speeding fees you should pay them.

Duncan Ingram (Alexander Krause) sits down with Duncan Philips (Trevor Scott) & Duncan Ingram (Ben Slinger) to talk names. Plus, Duncan learns the dangers of the flashback, why you should have a strong Philip's head, and that Façades lets you do kitchen for bathroom. Also, do your part in updating the wiki so we can remember my mother's name.

Duncan Indigo (Alexander Krause) chats to Winnie Speakman (Kate O'Keefe) & Ernest Clementine (Jon Walpole) about being best friends. Plus, Duncan learns to count the grains in your Uncle Toby's muesli bar, to grab their cheeks when giving advice, and that dating apps are filled with widowed sailors and pilots.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes The Ghost of Christmas Pants (Kiran Stanford), Ghost of Christmas Present (Kit Berry) & Ghost of Christmas Future (Jessica Luu) into the lounge for merry drinking games. Plus, Clayton learns to deck the halls and get buff, that priests are the kings of comedy, and that Pete Stevens is also here.

Duncan Ingress (Alexander Krause) speaks to Lazy Mike (Sujith De Silva) & Jacinta from HR (Isabelle Cameron) about showing outline. Plus, Duncan learns to blink when you swear, the dangers of mixing Muppets, and that your crotch is open casket.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Helena Hellwood (Nicole Smith) and Eloise (Jessica Luu) on to the show to discuss being happy babes. Plus, Clayton learns that ghosts are thin and sexy, how to spell Jane Auxten, and that 'It Follows' is an allegory.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) sits down with Tracy Winkleman (Vicky Cansfield) to discuss wall love. Plus, Clayton learns that staples hold us together, how to tackle personality deficiency, and why horses are silly.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) chats to Steve Seagull (Trevor Scott) and Scaevus (Ben Slinger) about Under Siege 2 Dark Territory. Plus, Clayton learns that air tonguing is romantic, how much a triple is worth in Scrabble, and to always watch Cherry on mute.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Albert “Santa Claus” Pencil-Case (Jason Rout) & Arthur Honeysuckle (Sean Elliott) to the hell political debate of the century! Plus, Clayton learns about the pain of watching a vacation slideshow, how to distract people with a glass of water, and that bees are a great motivator.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) talks with Henrietta Rosetta (Wendy King) and Kenny Sheen (Trevor Scott) about stuffing the Cannelloni. Plus, Clayton learns how to be a hit with the ladies, how to operate a split system, and the benefits of following a mortician on Instagram.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) meets with Cornelius Scuttlebutt (Sean Elliott), Delaine Portmanteau (Isabelle Cameron) & Bernie (Sujith De Silva) to ridicule people who wear North Face jackets. Plus, Clayton learns how to moonlight as a cowpoke, where to find Tony Stark, and what a moose sounds like. I forgot Zendaya.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) sits down with H (Jillian Healy), John Louis (Rhys Auteri) & Jason (Tim Roach) to discuss the architect breeding program. Plus, Clayton learns about the dark secrets of Hollywood, how to be a simple country lawyer, and that the rules of basketball were forged at the beginning of time.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Petunia Brown (Isabelle Cameron) into the lounge to discuss flower rankings. Plus, Clayton learns to never trust a Ren, that you can take any olive you see in Ascot Vale, and how to take a Grease Lightnin' Minute in a Flower Hour.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) talks with Ed Gains (Kiran Stanford) about their new book. Plus, Clayton learns how to scream act, that the Trojan horse has sleepover vibes, and what to do if you’re big stinky but you’re about to snoozetown. And as always, FBI, if you’re listening, we’re coming for James Corden.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Red (Trevor Scott), Malta (Kate O’Keeffe) & Jean Pierre (Jason Rout) into the lounge, to discuss magic wood. Plus, Clayton learns that finding juxtapositions can be a hobby, that you can’t be crazy if you have Cate Blanchett on the phone, and that if you mispronounce John Wicks’ name you must explain who you’re talking about.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) chats with Kasey Bat (Jessica Luu), Ed (Jon Walpole) & Bob Baskin (Sophie Power) about all things corn. Plus, Clayton learns that you’ll never be offended eating a pea, that effective journalists chase cars, and how to be in/on Graham Norton. And remember, all DMs to Jon Walpole please.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Dr Daniel Simms (Trevor Scott) onto the show to discuss being a famous doctor. Plus, Clayton learns to alter your silhouette to avoid persecution, that there is a haunted computer in the editing bay, and how to learn sympathy from the DC Universe of films.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) meets with Simon Kettle (Sean Elliott) to discuss belly woes. Plus, Clayton learns to get intimate with Nylon Shirts, that your reveal sucks, and to do it all for Pablo Escobar’s signature.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Kingston Yellow (Sean Elliott), Conny Anchor (Kate O’Keeffe) & Hector Ledgerson (Trevor Scott) to talk paternity. Plus, Clayton learns that Gordon says no, how to praise The Berserker, and that there’s nothing in the rulebook that says you can’t burn a woman in hot water.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Monte Carlo (Sujith De Silva), Angie Marley Cox (Jessica Luu) and Bernie Flubson (Jon Walpole) on to the show to be combative. Plus, Clayton learns all things slug shaming, how to make weapons out of discs, and that it’s really all about plugs.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) chats with Tabatha Goldsworthy (Kate O’Keeffe) about keeping yourself grounded. Plus, Clayton learns what you can get for gold bullions, not to say adieu when presented goo, and to hide in suitcases to get past border patrol.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) sits down with Ricky Planter (Trevor Scott) and Richard Masters (Ben Slinger) to discuss all things home maintenance. Plus, Clayton learns about living the dream with the kiss stick, alternative versions of Scrubs, and how not to get attacked during the commercial breaks.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Helena (Jessica Luu), Mike Bucket (Sean Elliott) and Willow Seafoam (Jillian Healy) to interview for the position as new co-host. Plus, Clayton learns that the Hawaiian people drive around on golf carts, how to sand rake, and that you can solve most of your problems through demonic murder.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) welcomes Terry McGuiness (Geraint Stirling) to chat all things construction. Plus, Clayton learns that you need five for a séance, to bottle it down when they pass them around, and that when the sun’s out Bundy’s out.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) talks with Aberdeen Clements (Jillian Healy) about processing jealousy. Plus, Clayton learns how to get talent scouted as a grip, dealing with having a face like a wall, and how to say hello to Andrew Garfield who showed up this time.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) invites Jintong (Tridat Tran) into the lounge, to discuss being a beetle. Plus, Clayton learns about “transcendence”, who orders KFC buckets, and negative space compliments.

Clayton Young (Alexander Krause) meets with William Mason (w/ Sujith De Silva) to discuss not being worthy of love. Plus, Clayton learns how to be split like a D&D slime, how to get pranked by the shirtless boys, and that if you’re so rich you can be anyone (eg. Austin Powers).