Cobos Patrick Podcast

Cobos Patrick Podcast

By: Matt Cobos & Patrick Richardson

Language: en

Categories: Comedy, Stand-up

Denver comedians Matt Cobos and Patrick Richardson attempt to prove to the world they are the dumbest people on the planet. Low effort and high fun. Subscribe for a second, bonus episode each week at www.patreon.com/birthdaypiss

Episodes

152 - wwppd
Jan 09, 2026

paul pelosi heavy episode

Duration: 01:09:17
151 - cobos gets possessed by santa
Dec 21, 2025

I SA'd santa underneath the mistletoe

Duration: 01:02:20
150 - nbc's the voice
Nov 28, 2025

i wish it was like that

Duration: 01:02:20
149 - shemp (good episode)
Nov 14, 2025

shout out stooges

Duration: 01:05:06
148 - tyrone lannister
Oct 23, 2025

err mah gerd lol

Duration: 01:07:23
147 - gay military
Oct 16, 2025

hot boys only

Duration: 01:04:35
146 - fort minor w/ bk sharad
Oct 10, 2025

sorry for the delay, had some technical issues, xoxo

Duration: 01:02:10
145 - rodney even-more-dangerousfield
Sep 12, 2025

there's several ammunition companies that make bullets and in retrospect, it was a dumb question on my part


much love twins

Duration: 01:03:54
144 - pickled onions
Sep 05, 2025

lite work

Duration: 01:01:27
143 - showing off our hogans w ran barnaclo
Aug 29, 2025

Follow Ran: https://www.instagram.com/ranbarnaclo/?hl=en

his pod: https://youtube.com/@clawmachinepod?si=GapAOmysmEUwyG8h

Duration: 01:04:58
142 - demon comedian
Aug 26, 2025

answer these riddles podcast listener

Duration: 01:05:22
141 - penis owners w bk sharad
Aug 16, 2025

follow us:https://www.instagram.com/insanebrownposse?igsh=MXdxcGVkeTllaGEwZg==https://www.instagram.com/stupidmattcobos?igsh=MWRsc2ZqeXl1dXd1cg==https://www.instagram.com/patrick.piss?igsh=MWRpbWMyZzEzeGpzdw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr

Duration: 01:03:20
140 - two men become one
Aug 08, 2025

cobain voice: somethin somethin gay

Duration: 01:07:09
139 - cobos loves the zoo
Aug 01, 2025

he horny for monkeys

Duration: 01:03:42
138 - shooting hobbits
Jul 25, 2025

good bye to frodo

Duration: 01:04:12
137 - scholarly words
Jun 23, 2025

listing smart words

Duration: 01:07:09
136 - horny koko
Jun 15, 2025

rip

Duration: 01:04:20
135 -puddle of mudd episode
May 31, 2025

everything's so bluuuuuurry

Duration: 01:03:51
134 - guncast
May 24, 2025

suckin on a gun

Duration: 01:03:56
133 - panic! at the jizz show
May 16, 2025

tactical fat cop getting a midnight snack

Duration: 01:05:11
132 - patrick.bizz w bk sharad
May 02, 2025

pre hockey game pod


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Duration: 01:07:53
131 - hobo johnson freestyle w alec flynn (big al's grill asmr)
Apr 23, 2025

live from the park

Duration: 01:13:39
130 - chest mate
Apr 17, 2025

erotic chess

Duration: 01:04:20
129 - getting measured for your coffin
Apr 11, 2025

life is madness

Duration: 01:04:50
128 - my rock head sister
Apr 03, 2025

southern accent locked in

Duration: 01:04:36
127 - the locked on horny lotr podcast
Mar 20, 2025

Elon Bust and his Breastla Cyber Cuck

Duration: 01:07:13
126 - squintin' tarantino
Feb 07, 2025

this is a schizo episode

Duration: 01:04:04
125 - simpson's fried rice
Feb 01, 2025

hello

Duration: 01:05:31
124 - it's based to be cringe w jake silberman
Jan 16, 2025

a great time with our pal jake

Duration: 01:04:15
123 - the rizzler's pork rind skin
Jan 09, 2025

"don't wanna be your monkey wrench" - dave grohl

Duration: 01:10:59
122 - A24 PU$$Y
Dec 19, 2024

da pussy was imaginative

Duration: 01:04:36
121 - luigi party
Dec 13, 2024

we're so back


Duration: 01:05:54
120 - gabagool highschool
Nov 09, 2024

hurry up tony, you're gonna be late to calling your son gay class

Duration: 01:11:11
119 - this just in: george lucas is sorry and he's mexican
Oct 31, 2024

you gotta fast car

Duration: 01:04:03
118 - an hour of muppets voices but they get increasingly worse
Oct 24, 2024

maybe don't listen to this one first if you're new lol

Duration: 01:03:39
117 - we could easily kill deadpool
Oct 19, 2024

he sucks

Duration: 01:05:27
116 - pretending your penis is in british parliament
Oct 10, 2024

big riff at the end

Duration: 01:03:56
115 - big al's grill asmr w sam tallent, alec flynn & becker
Oct 08, 2024

did a little grilling w alec,


after the first 20 minutes, you might just wanna switch to the video on al's youtube tbh


https://youtu.be/PkGMmJUGDgU?si=v4itosLa78jXov4K


Duration: 01:18:23
114 - high plains hangover
Sep 27, 2024

do you like the intro music, two euro guys paid me to put it in here

Duration: 01:04:00
113 - gay cuban cops
Sep 12, 2024

it's in the bodycam footage, they wanted to have sex with his butt

Duration: 01:05:38
112 - live from the ukraine
Sep 05, 2024

why does the ukraine get its own "the?"

you don't say "the japan," that sounds like you're racist

you ever think about this?

we're back thanks love you

Duration: 01:01:36
111 - acab: assigned cop at birth w hay beacon
Aug 09, 2024

follow hay! listen to that's so valid!


your two gay dads love you

Duration: 01:01:26
110 - if you can read this, dinger stopped f*****g my a*s
Aug 01, 2024

cannibal action bronson

Duration: 01:21:44
109 - trans bill burr
Jul 25, 2024

we love you bill

Duration: 01:05:36
108 - turtlebiter w/ josh blue and mercy gold
Jul 18, 2024

nature pod

Duration: 01:01:58
107 - my henchmen: gout & gerd
Jul 11, 2024

theyre like crab and goyle but fatter and cooler

Duration: 01:03:54
106 - sherman the dolphin
Jul 04, 2024

what the hell

Duration: 01:02:46
105 - cryo sleep
Jun 21, 2024

hullo

Duration: 00:49:04
104 - patrick phone podcast: "work" w alec flynn, william woods & bk sharad
Jun 14, 2024

we were on sick leave sorry bros--cobos is in south dakota, so i tried something a lil different. lemme know if you enjoyed it :^)


we will return to our regular style podcast shortly.


music by pitylaugh, nora jones and enter shikari

Duration: 01:07:07
103 - we stole this chubby behemoth episode w sam tallent
May 22, 2024

don't worry, i censored the ad read

Duration: 01:05:02
102 - from the cradle to the drake
May 16, 2024

finally a couple experts weigh in

Duration: 01:03:31
101 - an hour of silence occasionally broken up by six scott stapps singing the star spangled banner
Apr 26, 2024

it's actually 40 minutes but still, pretty good content!


GET TICKETS TO COBOS' HEADLINE DEBUT AT COMEDY WORKS:

https://comedyworks.com/comedians/matt-cobos

Duration: 00:42:12
100 - imagine listening to 100 hours of this lol
Apr 21, 2024

you freaks, we love ya 💯


GET TICKETS TO COBOS' HEADLINE DEBUT AT COMEDY WORKS:

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also put the patreon episode theme song at the end for those who have never gotten to enjoy it

Duration: 01:02:33
99 - my two sons are both named ham w jake silberman
Apr 04, 2024

99 episodes wooooweeeee

Duration: 01:04:39
98 - cobos is being controlled by a snake in his butt
Mar 31, 2024

time to get down to brass tacks

Duration: 01:03:09
97 - our funeral arrangements
Mar 21, 2024

just in case

Duration: 01:03:16
96 - get buck w cole garrett
Mar 07, 2024

shout out hans kim

Duration: 01:05:20
95 - chilldozer
Mar 01, 2024

swaggggy

Duration: 01:03:38
94 - listerine butt strips
Feb 23, 2024

cold farts

Duration: 01:03:50
93 - shoetree
Feb 15, 2024

grruel's on



Duration: 01:06:18
92 - crazy teddy bear
Feb 08, 2024

this one fuckin slaps, shout out to TED


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@stupidmattcobos

@patrick.piss

Duration: 01:06:04
91 - sinister roomba
Feb 02, 2024

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Duration: 01:05:38
90 - this episode is dedicated to all POWs
Jan 25, 2024

we ate a lil bit of mushrooms before this one and say some sl*rs


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Duration: 01:03:01
89 - lando calrizzian
Jan 11, 2024

*jedi hands* we never left you, we've always been here, your favorite podcast


love,

your two moms c & p



Duration: 01:07:12
88 - bugs bunny's chinese impression
Dec 07, 2023

whaddup pimps

Duration: 01:06:46
87 - a chris broussard halloween
Nov 01, 2023

i wonder if he listens to the pod


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Duration: 01:08:08
86 - rascal pilled
Oct 26, 2023

what if office space was a war movie


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Duration: 01:01:46
85 - etsy for knots
Oct 19, 2023

can you guess what it's called?

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Duration: 01:02:04
84 - cobos is squating in brooklyn
Oct 04, 2023

not even kidding, he'll be there all week


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Duration: 01:03:54
83 - diaper content w jozalyn sharp
Sep 28, 2023

joz joins us and we talk about all sorts of gross stuff.


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Duration: 01:03:02
82 - shidding downhill w jordon bolton
Sep 21, 2023

post paris, post covid--we have a good chat w our pal jordon right before high plains comedy festival kicks off


cheerz

Duration: 01:08:18
81 - prof. snape a munch w alec flynn
Aug 30, 2023

you thought i was feelin you? there's some hawt riffs in here


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Duration: 01:04:17
80 - daddy done diddled me
Aug 24, 2023

what else is there to say? he don diddled me good dammit


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Duration: 01:05:58
79 - there's something about bobby hill
Aug 17, 2023

cobos and patrick at it again, just doing hot riffs and singing dumb songs, god bless us all


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Duration: 01:03:49
78 - paradice
Aug 10, 2023

whaddup folks, classic eppy


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Duration: 01:03:12
77 - yahmsayin w michael turner
Aug 02, 2023

It's AUGUST and we're coming back, cobos and turner chop it up, check out his podcast: Yahmsayin.

Duration: 01:04:07
76 - grimace, shrek & baby gronk walk into a bar
Jun 29, 2023

we address our absence and have a lotta fun! missed y'all!

we will get episodes out when we can, our busy schedules have made it hard to record consistently, but we aint goin anywhere

this episode has video!



Duration: 01:05:08
75 - hope all of our haters d
Jun 05, 2023

yeah i said it


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Duration: 01:03:37
74 - chanel west coast sprayed n
May 28, 2023

she was quoting lil wayne lol

ok i fucked the video shit up lol sorry, I promise next week's episode will have video.


we took a week off from the free feed last week in observance of the nuggets historic playoff run. sorry. we love you! go nuggz


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Duration: 01:03:22
73 - fake breasts for matthew d'brickashaw cobos
May 14, 2023

could you imagine how smokin' he would be?


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Duration: 01:02:35
72 - dennis rodman for president w william woods
May 07, 2023

me and cobos chat with william woods about celebrity presidents, the tucker carlson/alex jones prank call and shitting all over bathrooms.

will and i host a comedy movie podcast called certified cinephiles--check it out, it's psychotic

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/certifiedcinephiles


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Duration: 01:01:05
71 - shout out to waterloo w tommy brennan
Apr 30, 2023

this episode is the best one yet, you should have sex while you listen to it

follow tommy @somekidtommy


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Duration: 01:04:20
70 - doris burke got me bricked up
Apr 23, 2023

she had some nice cleavage going in the broadcast i was watching of the warriors kings game.

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Duration: 01:03:52
69 - i hate the internet
Apr 17, 2023

HAPPY 69th EPISODE!!! i join tyrel hartman and kevin klatman, hosts of I HATE THE INTERNET, check it out--we do a prank call lol

no cobos on this one, suck it

-p


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Duration: 01:14:40
X10 - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR: NEVER FORGET APRIL 11TH
Apr 12, 2023

a lil taste of the newest patreon episode


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Duration: 00:03:08
68 - pisscourse in the pisscord
Apr 09, 2023

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Duration: 01:10:19
67 - being sweet and earnest w hannah jones
Apr 02, 2023

we sit down w the very funny hannah jones and chat about not catching references because she was home schooled, drugs and a lil denver comedy. hannah is super talented and a great comic, follow her: @hannahjonescool join our patreon for weekly bonus episodes and exclusive video content: patreon.com/birthdaypiss buy a shirt from me: birthdaypiss.bigcartel.com


Duration: 01:07:29
X9 - LIVE FROM THE LYRIC!! OUR FIRST LIVE EPISODE!!!! TEASER
Mar 28, 2023

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just $5/month gets you a bonus episode plus access to all sorts of other hot content

this was so fun! shout out to the lyric and maya for having us and to our v funny guests miriam moreno (catholicguilt) and bk sharad (insanebrownposse).

MUSIC BY PITYLAUGH--check out the full mixtape on soundcloud:

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Duration: 00:09:42
66 - primitive baby
Mar 26, 2023

brought to you by crinklydiapers.com thank you so much--we love you and we love baby noise music.


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Duration: 01:02:11
65 - glowing orbs and the sweet smell of death w will benich
Mar 20, 2023

will is a good bloke and an old friend (he got me that funeral home job)--cobos will be back for the patreon episode Tuesday!


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Duration: 01:02:19
64 - george w bush's chainmail condom
Mar 12, 2023

we're having fun!


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Duration: 01:00:57
63 - cobos and patrick: the first husbands
Mar 06, 2023

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Duration: 01:00:10
62 - LCG soundsystem
Feb 26, 2023

this one is good as hell come to our first ever live pod in fort collins, colorado at the lyric 3/26: https://lyriccinema.com/movie/the-cobos-patrick-podcast-live with special guests and join the patreon for a bonus episode every week: patreon.com/birthdaypiss

Duration: 01:02:22
61 - turning ourselves into puppets
Feb 19, 2023

lots of exciting new technologies coming down the pipeline at birthday piss corp. 

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Duration: 01:02:52
60 - breast jams
Feb 12, 2023

"well the boobs, they are a-hangin" - boob dylan

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Duration: 01:07:14
X8 - try and generate this, A.I.
Feb 07, 2023

i wrote an article and i decided to make this in case you can't read, so here's anothger thing where i pretend to be smart

all the music at the end features audio clips from the actually ai seinfeld show 

- p

https://substack.com/profile/104191700-patrick-richardson?utm_source=user-menu




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Duration: 00:17:11
59 - comparison is the joy of thieves w caleb synan
Feb 06, 2023

$$$$$$AUDIO FIXED$$$$$$$$

this ones a lil short cuz we had to go to boulder and crush sets. cobos was having his own adventure at a midwestern comedy festival. we will catch up soon! caleb rules; i did like six shows in a row with him while he was in colorado. I didn't get sick of him. follow him. listen to his pod: 'what's it called' with caleb synan and dave ross.  

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Duration: 00:41:24
58 - wee manzig
Jan 29, 2023

what if danzig is like the bizarro wee man and then they fused? ever think about that? now you have.

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Duration: 01:02:16
57 - cobos won who wants to be a gay millionaire
Jan 22, 2023

but i fucked up and didn't record us lol so imagine that bit for 30 minutes and then listen to this. i'm so dumb. holler if you want those mr peanuts pictures., i'll dm.

new episodes every sunday 

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Duration: 01:00:00
56 - cobos fumbles the million dollar grand prize
Jan 15, 2023

what an opportunity wasted! atx: day one.

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Duration: 01:04:07