Cobos Patrick Podcast
By: Matt Cobos & Patrick Richardson
Language: en
Categories: Comedy, Stand-up
Denver comedians Matt Cobos and Patrick Richardson attempt to prove to the world they are the dumbest people on the planet. Low effort and high fun. Subscribe for a second, bonus episode each week at www.patreon.com/birthdaypiss
Episodes
152 - wwppd
Jan 09, 2026paul pelosi heavy episode
Duration: 01:09:17151 - cobos gets possessed by santa
Dec 21, 2025I SA'd santa underneath the mistletoe
Duration: 01:02:20150 - nbc's the voice
Nov 28, 2025i wish it was like that
Duration: 01:02:20149 - shemp (good episode)
Nov 14, 2025shout out stooges
Duration: 01:05:06148 - tyrone lannister
Oct 23, 2025err mah gerd lol
Duration: 01:07:23147 - gay military
Oct 16, 2025hot boys only
Duration: 01:04:35146 - fort minor w/ bk sharad
Oct 10, 2025sorry for the delay, had some technical issues, xoxo
Duration: 01:02:10145 - rodney even-more-dangerousfield
Sep 12, 2025there's several ammunition companies that make bullets and in retrospect, it was a dumb question on my part
much love twins
Duration: 01:03:54144 - pickled onions
Sep 05, 2025lite work
Duration: 01:01:27143 - showing off our hogans w ran barnaclo
Aug 29, 2025Follow Ran: https://www.instagram.com/ranbarnaclo/?hl=en
his pod: https://youtube.com/@clawmachinepod?si=GapAOmysmEUwyG8h
Duration: 01:04:58142 - demon comedian
Aug 26, 2025answer these riddles podcast listener
Duration: 01:05:22141 - penis owners w bk sharad
Aug 16, 2025follow us:https://www.instagram.com/insanebrownposse?igsh=MXdxcGVkeTllaGEwZg==https://www.instagram.com/stupidmattcobos?igsh=MWRsc2ZqeXl1dXd1cg==https://www.instagram.com/patrick.piss?igsh=MWRpbWMyZzEzeGpzdw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
Duration: 01:03:20140 - two men become one
Aug 08, 2025cobain voice: somethin somethin gay
Duration: 01:07:09139 - cobos loves the zoo
Aug 01, 2025he horny for monkeys
Duration: 01:03:42138 - shooting hobbits
Jul 25, 2025good bye to frodo
Duration: 01:04:12137 - scholarly words
Jun 23, 2025listing smart words
Duration: 01:07:09136 - horny koko
Jun 15, 2025rip
Duration: 01:04:20135 -puddle of mudd episode
May 31, 2025everything's so bluuuuuurry
Duration: 01:03:51134 - guncast
May 24, 2025suckin on a gun
Duration: 01:03:56133 - panic! at the jizz show
May 16, 2025tactical fat cop getting a midnight snack
Duration: 01:05:11132 - patrick.bizz w bk sharad
May 02, 2025pre hockey game pod
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Duration: 01:07:53131 - hobo johnson freestyle w alec flynn (big al's grill asmr)
Apr 23, 2025live from the park
Duration: 01:13:39130 - chest mate
Apr 17, 2025erotic chess
Duration: 01:04:20129 - getting measured for your coffin
Apr 11, 2025life is madness
Duration: 01:04:50128 - my rock head sister
Apr 03, 2025southern accent locked in
Duration: 01:04:36127 - the locked on horny lotr podcast
Mar 20, 2025Elon Bust and his Breastla Cyber Cuck
Duration: 01:07:13126 - squintin' tarantino
Feb 07, 2025this is a schizo episode
Duration: 01:04:04125 - simpson's fried rice
Feb 01, 2025hello
Duration: 01:05:31124 - it's based to be cringe w jake silberman
Jan 16, 2025a great time with our pal jake
Duration: 01:04:15123 - the rizzler's pork rind skin
Jan 09, 2025"don't wanna be your monkey wrench" - dave grohl
Duration: 01:10:59122 - A24 PU$$Y
Dec 19, 2024da pussy was imaginative
Duration: 01:04:36121 - luigi party
Dec 13, 2024we're so back
120 - gabagool highschool
Nov 09, 2024hurry up tony, you're gonna be late to calling your son gay class
Duration: 01:11:11119 - this just in: george lucas is sorry and he's mexican
Oct 31, 2024you gotta fast car
Duration: 01:04:03118 - an hour of muppets voices but they get increasingly worse
Oct 24, 2024maybe don't listen to this one first if you're new lol
Duration: 01:03:39117 - we could easily kill deadpool
Oct 19, 2024he sucks
Duration: 01:05:27116 - pretending your penis is in british parliament
Oct 10, 2024big riff at the end
Duration: 01:03:56115 - big al's grill asmr w sam tallent, alec flynn & becker
Oct 08, 2024did a little grilling w alec,
after the first 20 minutes, you might just wanna switch to the video on al's youtube tbh
https://youtu.be/PkGMmJUGDgU?si=v4itosLa78jXov4K
114 - high plains hangover
Sep 27, 2024do you like the intro music, two euro guys paid me to put it in here
Duration: 01:04:00113 - gay cuban cops
Sep 12, 2024it's in the bodycam footage, they wanted to have sex with his butt
Duration: 01:05:38112 - live from the ukraine
Sep 05, 2024why does the ukraine get its own "the?"
you don't say "the japan," that sounds like you're racist
you ever think about this?
we're back thanks love you
Duration: 01:01:36111 - acab: assigned cop at birth w hay beacon
Aug 09, 2024follow hay! listen to that's so valid!
your two gay dads love you
Duration: 01:01:26110 - if you can read this, dinger stopped f*****g my a*s
Aug 01, 2024cannibal action bronson
Duration: 01:21:44109 - trans bill burr
Jul 25, 2024we love you bill
Duration: 01:05:36108 - turtlebiter w/ josh blue and mercy gold
Jul 18, 2024nature pod
Duration: 01:01:58107 - my henchmen: gout & gerd
Jul 11, 2024theyre like crab and goyle but fatter and cooler
Duration: 01:03:54106 - sherman the dolphin
Jul 04, 2024what the hell
Duration: 01:02:46105 - cryo sleep
Jun 21, 2024hullo
Duration: 00:49:04104 - patrick phone podcast: "work" w alec flynn, william woods & bk sharad
Jun 14, 2024we were on sick leave sorry bros--cobos is in south dakota, so i tried something a lil different. lemme know if you enjoyed it :^)
we will return to our regular style podcast shortly.
music by pitylaugh, nora jones and enter shikari
Duration: 01:07:07103 - we stole this chubby behemoth episode w sam tallent
May 22, 2024don't worry, i censored the ad read
Duration: 01:05:02102 - from the cradle to the drake
May 16, 2024finally a couple experts weigh in
Duration: 01:03:31101 - an hour of silence occasionally broken up by six scott stapps singing the star spangled banner
Apr 26, 2024it's actually 40 minutes but still, pretty good content!
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Duration: 00:42:12100 - imagine listening to 100 hours of this lol
Apr 21, 2024you freaks, we love ya 💯
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also put the patreon episode theme song at the end for those who have never gotten to enjoy it
Duration: 01:02:3399 - my two sons are both named ham w jake silberman
Apr 04, 202499 episodes wooooweeeee
Duration: 01:04:3998 - cobos is being controlled by a snake in his butt
Mar 31, 2024time to get down to brass tacks
Duration: 01:03:0997 - our funeral arrangements
Mar 21, 2024just in case
Duration: 01:03:1696 - get buck w cole garrett
Mar 07, 2024shout out hans kim
Duration: 01:05:2095 - chilldozer
Mar 01, 2024swaggggy
Duration: 01:03:3894 - listerine butt strips
Feb 23, 2024cold farts
Duration: 01:03:5093 - shoetree
Feb 15, 2024grruel's on
92 - crazy teddy bear
Feb 08, 2024this one fuckin slaps, shout out to TED
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Duration: 01:06:0491 - sinister roomba
Feb 02, 2024youtube.com/@birthdaypiss
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Duration: 01:05:3890 - this episode is dedicated to all POWs
Jan 25, 2024we ate a lil bit of mushrooms before this one and say some sl*rs
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Duration: 01:03:0189 - lando calrizzian
Jan 11, 2024*jedi hands* we never left you, we've always been here, your favorite podcast
love,
your two moms c & p
88 - bugs bunny's chinese impression
Dec 07, 2023whaddup pimps
Duration: 01:06:4687 - a chris broussard halloween
Nov 01, 2023i wonder if he listens to the pod
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Duration: 01:08:0886 - rascal pilled
Oct 26, 2023what if office space was a war movie
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Duration: 01:01:4685 - etsy for knots
Oct 19, 2023can you guess what it's called?
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Duration: 01:02:0484 - cobos is squating in brooklyn
Oct 04, 2023not even kidding, he'll be there all week
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Duration: 01:03:5483 - diaper content w jozalyn sharp
Sep 28, 2023joz joins us and we talk about all sorts of gross stuff.
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Duration: 01:03:0282 - shidding downhill w jordon bolton
Sep 21, 2023post paris, post covid--we have a good chat w our pal jordon right before high plains comedy festival kicks off
cheerz
Duration: 01:08:1881 - prof. snape a munch w alec flynn
Aug 30, 2023you thought i was feelin you? there's some hawt riffs in here
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Duration: 01:04:1780 - daddy done diddled me
Aug 24, 2023what else is there to say? he don diddled me good dammit
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Duration: 01:05:5879 - there's something about bobby hill
Aug 17, 2023cobos and patrick at it again, just doing hot riffs and singing dumb songs, god bless us all
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Duration: 01:03:4978 - paradice
Aug 10, 2023whaddup folks, classic eppy
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Duration: 01:03:1277 - yahmsayin w michael turner
Aug 02, 2023It's AUGUST and we're coming back, cobos and turner chop it up, check out his podcast: Yahmsayin.
Duration: 01:04:0776 - grimace, shrek & baby gronk walk into a bar
Jun 29, 2023we address our absence and have a lotta fun! missed y'all!
we will get episodes out when we can, our busy schedules have made it hard to record consistently, but we aint goin anywhere
this episode has video!
75 - hope all of our haters d
Jun 05, 2023yeah i said it
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Duration: 01:03:3774 - chanel west coast sprayed n
May 28, 2023she was quoting lil wayne lol
ok i fucked the video shit up lol sorry, I promise next week's episode will have video.
we took a week off from the free feed last week in observance of the nuggets historic playoff run. sorry. we love you! go nuggz
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Duration: 01:03:2273 - fake breasts for matthew d'brickashaw cobos
May 14, 2023could you imagine how smokin' he would be?
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Duration: 01:02:3572 - dennis rodman for president w william woods
May 07, 2023me and cobos chat with william woods about celebrity presidents, the tucker carlson/alex jones prank call and shitting all over bathrooms.
will and i host a comedy movie podcast called certified cinephiles--check it out, it's psychotic
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Duration: 01:01:0571 - shout out to waterloo w tommy brennan
Apr 30, 2023this episode is the best one yet, you should have sex while you listen to it
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70 - doris burke got me bricked up
Apr 23, 2023she had some nice cleavage going in the broadcast i was watching of the warriors kings game.
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69 - i hate the internet
Apr 17, 2023HAPPY 69th EPISODE!!! i join tyrel hartman and kevin klatman, hosts of I HATE THE INTERNET, check it out--we do a prank call lol
no cobos on this one, suck it
-p
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X10 - ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY SPECTACULAR: NEVER FORGET APRIL 11TH
Apr 12, 2023a lil taste of the newest patreon episode
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68 - pisscourse in the pisscord
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Duration: 01:10:1967 - being sweet and earnest w hannah jones
Apr 02, 2023we sit down w the very funny hannah jones and chat about not catching references because she was home schooled, drugs and a lil denver comedy. hannah is super talented and a great comic, follow her: @hannahjonescool join our patreon for weekly bonus episodes and exclusive video content: patreon.com/birthdaypiss buy a shirt from me: birthdaypiss.bigcartel.com
X9 - LIVE FROM THE LYRIC!! OUR FIRST LIVE EPISODE!!!! TEASER
Mar 28, 2023CHECK OUT THE FULL EPISODE ON THE PATREON. patreon.com/birthdaypiss
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this was so fun! shout out to the lyric and maya for having us and to our v funny guests miriam moreno (catholicguilt) and bk sharad (insanebrownposse).
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66 - primitive baby
Mar 26, 2023brought to you by crinklydiapers.com thank you so much--we love you and we love baby noise music.
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Duration: 01:02:1165 - glowing orbs and the sweet smell of death w will benich
Mar 20, 2023will is a good bloke and an old friend (he got me that funeral home job)--cobos will be back for the patreon episode Tuesday!
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Duration: 01:02:1964 - george w bush's chainmail condom
Mar 12, 2023we're having fun!
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63 - cobos and patrick: the first husbands
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Duration: 01:00:1062 - LCG soundsystem
Feb 26, 2023this one is good as hell come to our first ever live pod in fort collins, colorado at the lyric 3/26: https://lyriccinema.com/movie/the-cobos-patrick-podcast-live with special guests and join the patreon for a bonus episode every week: patreon.com/birthdaypiss
Duration: 01:02:2261 - turning ourselves into puppets
Feb 19, 2023lots of exciting new technologies coming down the pipeline at birthday piss corp.
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Duration: 01:02:5260 - breast jams
Feb 12, 2023"well the boobs, they are a-hangin" - boob dylan
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Duration: 01:07:14X8 - try and generate this, A.I.
Feb 07, 2023i wrote an article and i decided to make this in case you can't read, so here's anothger thing where i pretend to be smart
all the music at the end features audio clips from the actually ai seinfeld show
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https://substack.com/profile/104191700-patrick-richardson?utm_source=user-menu
59 - comparison is the joy of thieves w caleb synan
Feb 06, 2023$$$$$$AUDIO FIXED$$$$$$$$
this ones a lil short cuz we had to go to boulder and crush sets. cobos was having his own adventure at a midwestern comedy festival. we will catch up soon! caleb rules; i did like six shows in a row with him while he was in colorado. I didn't get sick of him. follow him. listen to his pod: 'what's it called' with caleb synan and dave ross.
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Duration: 00:41:2458 - wee manzig
Jan 29, 2023what if danzig is like the bizarro wee man and then they fused? ever think about that? now you have.
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Duration: 01:02:1657 - cobos won who wants to be a gay millionaire
Jan 22, 2023but i fucked up and didn't record us lol so imagine that bit for 30 minutes and then listen to this. i'm so dumb. holler if you want those mr peanuts pictures., i'll dm.
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56 - cobos fumbles the million dollar grand prize
Jan 15, 2023what an opportunity wasted! atx: day one.
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Duration: 01:04:07