The Friday Mailbag
By: Count The Dings
Language: en
Categories: Comedy, Interviews, Sports, Tv, Film
The Friday Mailbag with Zach, Eden, Mo, Emily, Katie & Mayes.Answering listener questions and mostly making ourselves hungry for lunch.
Episodes
The Friday Mailbag - Dickish & Dismissive
Jan 09, 2026Katie, Zach, Emily, Colin and Mayes
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We take our Heated Rivalry to the cottage for some tuna melts.
Katie lets us all know about posed funerals as an alternative to open caskets.
We call out the patriarchy for the lack of female cereal mascots.
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Duration: 01:17:20The Friday Mailbag - Night City & Taxi
Jan 02, 2026Eden, Zach and Mayes
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We dive deep into the world of the Rockettes, including such pressing information as how much tickets cost, how many shows they do, whether or not they have understudies and what are their most common injuries.
Did you make it to Midnight on NYE? What is your preferred sock height?
Dill or No Dill on Pop Tart Nachos and our favorite Panda Mart fragrances.
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Duration: 01:20:58The Supercharged Medicinal Other Than Standard Friday Mailbag
Dec 19, 2025Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach and Mayes
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What country is the best at swearing?
Is Erewhon egregiously including erroneous adjectives?
An extended dill or no dill to get us prepped for christmas.
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Duration: 01:10:07The Friday Mailbag - K-Bone Be Baggin
Dec 12, 2025Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes
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Heated Rivalry is too steamy to watch in public.
A comprehensive examination of useful kitchen gadgets.
What is the least interesting Spotify Wrapped style recap?
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Duration: 01:09:22The Friday Mailbag - Meat to Bone Ratio
Dec 05, 2025Emily, Mo, Zach and Mayes
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How complicated is it to move into a new apartment in SF vs LA?
The existence of Yellowstone frozen dinners lets us imagine what tv show or movie branded foods we would want to buy.
What Cinephobe character would you want at your Thanksgiving?
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Duration: 01:18:00The Friday Mailbag - Nonconsensual Turkey
Nov 21, 2025Eden, Mo, Katie and Mayes
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We stake our claim as the premiere Security Deposit podcast while Zach is busy watching two Ukrainian guys move his stuff.
Would you sleep with a cop to get your friend out of jail?
Ham cocktails, nacho cheese on your pie and restaurants performing cultural appropriation.
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Duration: 01:18:09The Friday Mailbag - Blimp Pilot > Cookie Puss
Nov 14, 2025Eden, Mo, Emily, Zach, Katie and Mayes
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Stunningly, Zach is frustrated by something in a new segment called ‘You Know What’s Bullshit?’
During our long hiatus, we piled up a preponderance of Dill or No Dill scenarios to review.
Do you leave butter out? Do you wait for your oven to preheat?
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Duration: 01:14:39The Friday Mailbag - TGISJ
Oct 24, 2025Eden, Mo, Zach and Mayes
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Stop me if you've heard this before: Zach got pissed off at the coffee shop.
What is the dream restaurant you would open if money was no object?
What kitchen item would you say you are in a job interview?
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Duration: 01:08:51The Friday Mailbag - Guacamole Gusher Chips
Oct 17, 2025Katie, Mo, Zach and Mayes
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Customer support gaslighting. Love is Blind musings.
We text 'Hola Cindy' to a random phone contact.
What is the worst A-List celebrity look-a-like?
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Duration: 01:04:13The Friday Mailbag - Lasagna Cheese
Oct 10, 2025Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes
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Mayes updates the neighborhood chronicles with a plumbing revelation from a massage parlor.
Eden's fantasy basketball strategies.
Leonardo DiCaprio - acts great or great actor?
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Duration: 01:09:33The Friday Mailbag - Cornish Tuna
Oct 03, 2025Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes
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Zach longs for the days of the Sussman era and getting scammed.
Anything goes at the airport. Biscuit rankings. Self checkout protocol.
Where would you put a third arm?
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Duration: 01:10:47The Friday Mailbag - Filibuster Bluth
Sep 26, 2025Eden, Mo, Zach, Katie and Mayes
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Do you feel more qualified than some of your friends for their jobs?
If basketball was invented tomorrow, would it become popular?
Why does Paul Boehl only have one pair of underwear?
All those questions answered, and so much more.
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Duration: 01:20:25The Friday Mailbag - Don't Be That Dolphin
Sep 19, 2025Eden, Mo, Colin and Mayes
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We develop and cast the Pablo Torre mini series, fast tracking it for a prestige Emmy run next summer.
Who would be the most fashionable animal? Is a pickle cooked?
How early do you arrive for an important video call meeting?
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Duration: 01:18:01The Friday Mailbag - Something Resembling A Sandwich
Sep 05, 2025Eden, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes
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Paul Boehl presents a truly horrifying piece of evidence that calls into question how sparsely you can fulfill the requirements of a definition.
Zach's on the road and wants to know how the gang feels about rest stops.
What witchy/wizarding powers would you like to have and what would be your themed name?
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Duration: 01:17:04The Friday Mailbag - Re-Litigating The Lion King
Aug 29, 2025Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes
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The crew is divided on the status of Scar's alleged 'murder' of Mufasa.
What supernatural being would you be? What would be on your green room rider?
Plus, a much needed deep dive on butter pumps.
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Duration: 01:10:09The Friday Mailbag - Hungarian Chimney Cakes
Aug 22, 2025Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes
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Zach starts opening packs of NBA trading cards and refuses to stop.
We rank uncomfortable places to sleep and reveal our ideal supervillain lair locations.
Do dogs have accents? How do you feel about olives?
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Duration: 01:12:59The Friday Mailbag - Not All Heroes Wear Giant Clocks
Aug 15, 2025Katie, Zach, Emily and Mayes
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From the creators of Dill or No Dill, it's the Game Show sensation that's sweeping the nation: NAME... THAT... BITCH!
The definitive Chain Restaurant power rankings.
Mo is stuck in bureaucracy hell BEFORE even making it to the DMV.
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Duration: 01:21:03The Friday Mailbag - Ferris Bueller's Day Out
Aug 08, 2025Eden, Mo, Katie, Zach and Mayes
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Mo beats Eden to the livestream and immediately abdicates his newfound crown.
Zach joins a few butter martinis deep with public park conundrum.
Most dangerous animal encounters & preferred magic spell casting technique.
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Duration: 01:17:15The Friday Mailbag - Scented Mist or Fog
Jul 25, 2025Eden, Zach and Mayes
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Mayes is living in the year 2008 again after seeing Girltalk perform.
We select our preferred Panda Mart fragrances for men and women.
Zach has been over served Pedro Pascal content and takes a stand.
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Duration: 01:08:40The Friday Mailbag - Technology Doesn't Care
Jul 18, 2025Eden, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes
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Live tech support as Papa Mayes connects his new airpod maxes.
Would you rather call off your fully paid for wedding or get divorced in less than a year?
The definitive mailbag pizza style rankings.
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Duration: 01:20:54The Friday Mailbag - Fourth of J-Ally
Jul 04, 2025Eden, Zach and Mayes
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Lightning hit the Gas Plant, so we're podding shorthanded today.
The Bear has been renewed for Season 5, and we must once again investigate TV shows that insist on sticking around for too long.
First celebrity crushes, choosing three fingers to lose to fireworks and a terrifying stuffed crust pizza from Australia.
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Duration: 01:11:03The Friday Mailbag - You Always Need A Roadie
Jun 27, 2025Eden, Zach, Mo and Mayes
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Ballers, Playmakers & Sleep Scores
Zach returns with another edition of Coffee Shop Chronicles
Does a warrant work for a vampire cop? What is acceptable food to eat while driving?
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Duration: 01:13:53The False Intimacy of the Friday Mailbag
Jun 20, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes and Papa Mayes
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Papa Mayes joins from his summer vacation to break down meeting Zach and Eden in person, and provide his insight on his son's wedding.
Best Mods to a BLT. Which world quadrant has the best food?
What happened to commercial jingles?
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Duration: 01:10:45The Friday Mailbag - Lazy Susan Tombstone
Jun 06, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo and Mayes
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A discussion about AI leads to a quick Mountainhead review, which seamlessly transitions into talking about Mo's dad's pantry.
Do you think your favorite movie or tv show has already been made?
Dill or No Dill on collectible popcorn buckets.
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Duration: 01:19:28The Friday Mailbag - Rainbow Cliffswallows
May 30, 2025Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo and Mayes
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After a prolonged back and forth, Mayes prys a dad joke from Papa Mayes.
We investigate everyone's stripper name and whether they would get along with their clone.
Parallel parking, too many tacos and putting in effort on the first date.
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Duration: 01:07:19The Friday Mailbag - Secret Lives of Mo-Mo Wives
May 23, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie and Mayes
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Eden returns from Taiwan with a startling Bubble Tea development.
Would have you have a pre first date video chat?
Would you rather be on Wipe Out, American Ninja Warrior, American Gladiators or Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?
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Duration: 01:12:24The Friday Mailbag - Leave My Dog-ter Alone
May 16, 2025Zach, Katie, Emily & Mayes
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Taking a break from our obsessions with Karen Read and Captain Jeff Productions to get together and answer some pressing listener questions.
How do you feel about Mother's Day posts for pet parents?
Ranking squash, zucchini, eggplant and cucumber to find the best hog shaped vegetable.
Would you ever buy an extra ticket for a concert or show and figure out who's going with you later?
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Duration: 01:08:56The Friday Mailbag - King of Girl Math
May 09, 2025Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes ARE BACK
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The Friday Mailbag crew returns to debate Genies vs Witches, drool over the best buffets they've ever been to and react to Katie's Strawberry Gimlet recipe.
What Tom Hanks movie would be the best if he was replaced with Chet? How do you get banned from every dating app? We are SO BACK.
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Duration: 01:31:57The Friday Mailbag - Cat Puppies
Apr 18, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes
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We connect the dots that Escape Rooms are the new Carnies and imagine solving puzzles with Drunk Amin.
Spots or Stripes? What beverage would you want to be calorie free? How would you corrupt people's souls?
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Duration: 01:15:32The Friday Mailbag SLAPS
Apr 11, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes
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Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods.
Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed.
The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle.
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Duration: 01:16:21The Friday Mailbag - Dalliance on the Allyship
Apr 04, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes
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Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed.
Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation.
What is the most crucial component of the pizza?
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Duration: 01:11:47The Friday Mailbag - The Math Isn’t Mathing
Mar 28, 2025Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes
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Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's.
Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need?
The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid.
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Duration: 01:06:49The Friday Mailbag - The Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened In The World
Mar 21, 2025Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Papa Mayes.
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Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories.
White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ
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Duration: 01:15:50The Friday Mailbag - Subsidiary of Pies
Mar 14, 2025Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.
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We celebrate Pi Day with our favorite pies, including the satellite branch of icebox pies.
After colonizing butter, we wonder what historical event the gang would time travel to.
Do you sleep in silence? Would you like to be 17 again?
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Duration: 01:10:16The Friday Mailbag - How Is Cocktail Fruit Jungle?
Mar 07, 2025Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.
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We take a harrowing journey down Francine’s Pizza Jungle menu from 1957, when a large pizza cost a maximum of $1.90.
Zach questions how necessary parmesan cheese is to garnish pasta, Katie unveils a powerful mullet she used to have and Eden thinks we're teaching history all wrong.
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Duration: 01:08:17The Friday Mailbag - Awkward Starfish
Feb 28, 2025Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes.
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Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group.
What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always.
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Duration: 01:10:39The Friday Mailbag - Bottomless in Thailand with Ostrich Legs
Feb 21, 2025Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes.
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TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand
Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head?
Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place?
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Duration: 01:12:43The Friday Mailbag: Conception Begins At Erection
Feb 14, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes.
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Ohio has introduced a new law that seems difficult to enforce.
Would you go to Jurassic Park if it opened in real life?
Backing into a parking spot in a parking lot.
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Duration: 01:04:11The Friday Mailbag - Soup You Can Suck On
Feb 07, 2025Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes.
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Urinetown: Romeo & Juliet but with Pee. Irish Goodbyes. Shrimps vs Prawns.
Progresso made Soup Drops hard candy, and nothing will ever be the same.
Eden's extremely detailed skincare routine.
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Duration: 01:13:01The Friday Mailbag - The Break-Up Empathy Cushion
Jan 31, 2025Eden, Mo, Emily, Mayes & Colin Casserd.
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While Mo walked Luca, a man tried to kiss his dog. Is dog kissing a 2 Americas situation?
Dill or No Dill on Jovny the Vlasic Stork Mascot.
When it comes to immortality, would you rather be the same age forever like a vampire, or restart your lifecycle like a jellyfish?
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Duration: 01:17:52The Friday Mailbag - Seamsters & Plumbstresses
Jan 24, 2025Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes
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We revisit Mayes' previous statement that chicken and eggs should not be consumed at the same time, except in OYAKODON!
Bonks Jr. asks if we would rather have our hands or feet swapped, and which TV or Movie universe we would like to live in.
Is there anything you would stand in a two hour line for? What trade you learn for a career?
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Duration: 01:22:40The Friday Mailbag - Prisoners of the Acoustic Rap Medley
Jan 17, 2025Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie & Mayes
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Papa Mayes returns wielding his giant custom made cleaver to review Wicked, tell embarassing Mayes tales and ask "How do you feel about Animal Orgies?"
Zach spent a day at Universal Studios, Eden endures an internet improvement saga and Mo successfully cleaned out his dad's freezer.
If you could only use one utensil to cook and eat, what are you choosing? How long does a couch last?
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Duration: 01:12:50The Friday Mailbag - Ducks are the Donkeys of the Bird World
Jan 10, 2025Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes
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Encountering Energy Vampires in real life. Hybrid Animals & Animal Reincarnation.
What ratio of cat to human to square footage makes you a crazy cat lady?
Squid Game 2 + Taylor Sheridan + Severance + Shrinking
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Duration: 01:06:33The Friday Mailbag - Kan Kan's Nocturnal Cuisine
Dec 13, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes
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Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have?
Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet?
Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world?
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Duration: 01:18:48The Friday Mailbag - Gorda Sicaria
Dec 06, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl
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Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee.
Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed?
What's scarier, a horse or a bear?
There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza.
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Duration: 01:08:32The Friday Mailbag - Viking Ninjas
Nov 29, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes
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What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese?
Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs.
If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose?
The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one.
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Duration: 01:16:21The Friday Mailbag - Ketamine Queens
Nov 22, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes
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Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you?
Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager.
Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes?
Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed to have two different meals from a restaurant before and after a Christmas dinner with family.
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Nov 15, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes
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In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen.
The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching.
We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in school, and determine just how long you can be in a relationship before you fart in front of your partner.
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Duration: 01:11:54The Friday Mailbag - You've Got Mailbag
Nov 08, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes
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With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame.
Why do parents always have so much food in the house?
Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax?
How would you replace the tortilla chip in a Nacho recipe?
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Duration: 01:07:57The Friday Mailbag - Salting The Snail
Nov 01, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes
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At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole?
How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend?
If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home?
Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving!
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Duration: 01:18:41The Friday Mailbag - McUltra
Oct 25, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes
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Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach.
Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays?
Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling?
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Duration: 01:15:36The Friday Mailbag - Give! Me! Beans!
Oct 18, 2024Eden, Zach & Mayes
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Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions.
Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind.
Do you cook on vacation? What chain restaurant would you want in your house? When do you shop for Christmas gifts?
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Duration: 01:09:43OG Pod - We Don't Have Snitches, We Have Truth Tellers
Oct 16, 2024Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh
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Tom wrote an article on The Finder about the top 25 Major Sports Cities in the US, and we unpack the rankings.
After a Monday Night Football clash, both the Jets and Bills made trades for star wide receivers today.
We unpack the incredible Sam Mitchell diatribe on NBA TV, as well as the extremely awkward 'it's all good!' follow up video.
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Duration: 01:16:14The Friday Mailbag - No Ties To Thailand
Oct 11, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes
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A question about music and bands takes us on a tangent to a band name that befuddles most of the mailbag crew.
If you had to do an ESPN investigative report on a childhood recess game, which one would you choose?
What type of food would your restaurant specialize in? And more importantly, what clever pun name would you give to this restaurant?
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Duration: 01:16:19OG Pod - Fulfilling and Rewarding
Oct 08, 2024Zach Harper and Tom Haberstroh
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Has your third eye been tingling? Basketball Illuminati returns tomorrow!
But in the meantime, check out the only podcast that can go from Jonathan Taylor Thomas to Ricky Davis to Microplastics before even hitting the intro.
In less than 3 weeks since Woj's retirement, Shams has ascended to ESPN's Senior Insider role. We parse the language used in Woj's comments that may have secretly been a Shiv to the ribs.
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Duration: 01:10:05OG Pod - KAT's On Broadway
Oct 01, 2024Wosny Lambre, Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh
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The gang's all here to discuss the preseason blockbuster that shipped Karl Anthony Towns to the Mecca in exchange for Donte DiVincenzo, Julius Randle and a fake first round pick.
Is this all about the money for Minnesota? Who is the most important Knick in the aftermath of the deal? And most importantly, how does Rudy Gobert feel?
Chris Brickley has fully endorsed Ben Simmons Comeback version 3.0...
Duration: 01:04:11The Friday Mailbag - Bouncy Pork
Sep 27, 2024Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes
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What is the most unorthodox place you've slept? What melee weapon would you use to fight an angry bear?
What is the hardest vice to give up and why is it playing games on your phone?
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Duration: 01:09:52The Friday Mailbag - Soft Swinging
Sep 20, 2024Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes
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Zach has returned from his European Vacation and is ready to dive in on Secret Lives of Mormon Wives with Katie and Mo.
Then we settle what the Cheese Pizza of Ice Cream is, whether you take better care of yourself in a relationship or out of it, and rip Jayson Tatum's new tattoo.
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Duration: 01:14:15The Friday Mailbag - Popeyes In Paris
Sep 13, 2024Eden, Katie, Mo & Mayes
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Eden and Mayes reminisce on early Mailbag nostalgia, back when there were 7 people on the call without video.
Do you still search for new music? Would you drink a non alcoholic white claw? Would you mind an AI Darth Vader voice?
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Sep 06, 2024Eden, Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes
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Mayes' internet drops 6 minutes in to the stream, forcing Eden and Emily to step up and carry the bag.
Zach joins us from the capital of Denmark, we discuss a very graphically detailed apple rankings, and give piIlow recommendations.
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Duration: 01:13:12OG Pod - Industry Baby
Sep 03, 2024Now you can watch the OG Pod LIVE on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings
Wos and Mayes are diving into all the madness of Industry's ambitious third season, from the new characters and power players to our favorite cast members resorting to old habits and demons.
Capped off by the sensational 'Uncut Gems' tribute in the Rishi centric fourth episode 'White Mischief', this show is excellent at pushing characters to the brink of implosion before reeling them all the way back.
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Duration: 00:51:29The Friday Mailbag - Sluttony
Aug 30, 2024Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes
We start with Amin's barrage of angry texts after listening to the Dirty Work episode of Cinephobe.
Then chastise Mo for not paying enough attention and falling asleep while getting his haircut from Sergio, who was watching camping videos on youtube.
Zach gets caught up on the Lean Cuisine debacle from last week and we dive into Dill or No Dill on this year's Minnesota State Fair foods.
Replacing characters in movies with muppets, Chimp Crazy and the Seven Deadly Sins.
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Duration: 01:13:28OG Pod - Particular Set Of Skills
Aug 27, 2024Zach Harper, Amin Elhassan and Tom Haberstroh
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It's the height of the Dead Zone, as Amin and Zach prepare for 6 hours of radio in the next couple days with this amuse bouche of a podcast.
What questions would you be afraid to ask Russell Westbrook? Was Billie Eilish's Olympic outfit inspired by Adam Sandler?
Anthony Edwards dismissed the skill of OG NBA players, then Magic and Isiah responded.
What are the best features of...
Duration: 01:07:16The Friday Mailbag - Consider The Lion
Aug 23, 2024Eden, Emily, Katie, Mo & Mayes
Mayes got engaged! And Mo is thrilled that the spotlight of matrimonial topics has been passed to another.
What non conventional way would you want to be executed?
Is there anything you miss about working in an office? What movie would you watch continuously for 24 hours?
Did you know Lean Cuisine was still a thing? Is there any Lean Cuisine that you would Dill?
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Duration: 01:11:05The Friday Mailbag - Half A Cheeseburger
Aug 16, 2024Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes
Zach has come up with the ideal way to satiate his appetite, and it could make Jack in the Box a billion dollars.
What is your strategy for a long flight? What is the most unhinged behavior you've seen on a plane?
How do you make your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Would you rather a burrito made from lasagna ingredients or vice versa?
Real life events that you want to see made into a movie.
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Duration: 01:14:35OG Pod - Welcome to the Dead Zone
Aug 14, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
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With the Olympics in the rearview mirror, it's a two month plus slog without pro hoops until Knicks vs Celtics on October 22nd.
We celebrate the LeBron / KD / Steph triumvirate and interrogate Jayson Tatum's quotes, indicating that his pride has been bruised.
Steph has a new Peacock series 'Mr. Throwback', Zach is considering an Entourage and Ballers re-watch pod, and this Brandon Aiyuk...
Duration: 01:02:54OG Pod - Diable De Curry
Aug 12, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
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Steph Curry is now the enemy of all of France after putting their Gold Medals dreams to rest with a vintage three point barrage and 'Nuit Nuit' celebration.
The young stars of Team USA learned to play the game the right way in the shadow of LeBron, KD and Steph, but who will carry the torch in LA 2028?
Plus fixing the 3 on 3 team, Noah Lyles antics, courtside celebs...
Duration: 01:09:28The Friday Mailbag - Thanks Buddy
Aug 09, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie, Mo & Mayes
Diving right in with breakfast topics, eating non conventional breakfast foods for breakfast, and RGIII's suggestive croissant picture.
What is the worst possible outfit you can put together as a man and why is it polo shirts, quarter zips and boat shoes without socks?
What TV shows would you want to be in? What TV shows would you NOT want to be in?
Mayes returned to canoe down April's river and witnessed the worst family in the world attempting to 'float' down a currentless river.<...
Duration: 01:12:07OG Pod - Blame Canada
Aug 07, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander's excellence wasn't enough to overcome Team France, led by... Guerschon Yabusele?
We wonder what is wrong with Jamal Murray and how it will affect his Nuggets future.
Rudy Gobert somehow made it off the operating table to play 3 minutes, or was it an MRI machine? Surely the facts got lost in translation.
Germany is favored in the semi-final and...
Duration: 00:52:45The Friday Mailbag - A Married Mo
Aug 02, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie, Mo & Mayes
The gang's all here! Emily's back from Japan! Mo got hitched in Hawaii!
What do you do if your Uber driver is texting while driving? Would you ride in an autonomous vehicle? Who gets to control the audio on a long road trip?
What are the coolest and dorkiest Olympic sports? Which sport do you think you could be good at?
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Duration: 01:17:27OG Pod - Gold Medals & Silver Medallions
Jul 31, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
Wos recalls some highlights from his experience at the NYC Live Show and Zach celebrates Mo's wedding in a cold open brought to you by a bunch of unpaid sponsors.
Was Jayson Tatum's DNP against Serbia a big deal or are people being too sensitive? Oh yeah and Tyrese Haliburton didn't play either.
France barely escapes Japan, Flagbearer LeBron, Jimmer Fredette choking in the 3 x 3 basketball debut and more from the Olympics.
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Jul 26, 2024Eden, Zach & Mayes
July has been a busy time for the Mailbag crew including Eden's home game during the NYC Live show.
Zach is spending his third consecutive weekend with The Amin Elhassan Experience in Hawaii at Mo's wedding.
What 18th Century occupation would you like to have?
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Duration: 01:13:05OG Pod - NYC Live Show Recap
Jul 23, 2024Zach, Amin, Tom and Mayes break down the epic NYC Live Show last Saturday!
That's of course, after we discuss whether your dog really loves you or just wants a treat.
Reunited five long years after our previous live show, the gang was back in full force to celebrate Jade Hoye and his family, who came out and sat in the front row.
We also brought Nick Wright and Bomani Jones together for an epic GOAT debate and announced the upcoming return of Basketball Illuminati.
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Jul 15, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Live Show in NYC this Saturday! Let's hope we have better security than the Copa America final.
House of the Dragon has hit it's stride in Season 2, it's time to catch up and learn your family trees.
Tom has adopted Reed Sheppard as his son, celebrating his success in Summer League as a portent for things to come.
Tom unpacks the machinations behind Jalen Brunson's team friendly extension from the CAA Knicks, which Tray objects to on principle.
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Duration: 00:54:48OG Pod - Paul George's SHOCKING Contract Revelations!
Jul 08, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Team USA starts to get ready for the Paris Olympics, would you want to watch them scrimmage against the select team?
Jerv joins the show to talk about new 76er Paul George's podcast...should Philly be worried?
DeMar DeRozan is headed to Sacramento, Tray and Tom react to the move.
Tray lets the people select his new NBA team after years of being a Bulls fan.
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Duration: 00:53:35The Friday Mailbag - Fifth of July
Jul 05, 2024Eden, Zach & Mayes
Mayes reports back from the wedding he attended with the most extravagant elements of the evening.
What is your most used emoji? Can podcasts become too inside baseball?
If you had to speak with a non-american accent, which one would you choose?
We talk favorite national parks, fourth of july activities, and food items you'd bring to a cookout.
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Duration: 01:09:51OG Pod - Full Blown Clipped
Jul 03, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
Clipped's six episode run has come to a close, was it terrible or did it have ambitious ideas?
We continue to examine how accurate the show's Doc Rivers was, how his sourcing shaped the narrative, and his friendship with LeVar Burton.
Wos declares Shelly a top tier wife due to her "permissibility levels" and Donald's Anderson Cooper interview is presented.
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Duration: 01:05:11OG Pod - Mr. Statistician Face Man
Jul 01, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Shaq gave Tom a new title after Adam Lefkoe presented The Big Aristotle with the facts of Tom's article.
Jerv joins the show to rejoice in Philly's signing of Paul George, 76ers Positivity and Paper Championships.
Chris Paul's next career move will be to feed Victor Wembanyama the rock, Tobias Harris has a self imposed exile in Detroit, Jonas Valancunias inexplicably chose pressure free Washington.
Rudy Gobert gives his thoughts on the French Revolution taking place in the NBA.
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Jun 28, 2024Emily, Zach, Mo & Mayes - Happy Birthday to Papa Mayes!
Zach is celebrating Drake's downfall as his own personal triumph.
The Bear is out and if you're not bingeing this show you're gonna get left behind.
Mo's wedding is coming up and he has a very specific role he needs Zach and Amin to fulfill, a role they have been training for their entire lives.
Mayes found out that a wedding he's going to this weekend is going to be live streamed.
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Duration: 00:52:17OG Pod - Silly Rabbit
Jun 26, 2024It's your Wembsday dose of Zosny, but Big Wos is a DNP, out with Draft prep.
Clipped continues to deliver the messiest, soapiest programming on television as Donald Sterling is banned by the NBA in this episode.
The Doc Rivers hero narrative gains major steam as he makes a crucial call to Adam Silver, gets called the 'perfect coach' and celebrates in the sauna with LeVar Burton.
It's unclear whether we're supposed to have pity for V Stiviano, who stumbles through her famous Barbara Walters interview, but succeeds in adopting her two kids. Duration: 00:45:52
OG Pod - Don't Skim It
Jun 24, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Tom's excellent article uncovering inflated statistics during Michael Jordan's DPOY season has injected him into the frontlines of the GOAT war.
Now that Tom has been officially declared a 'Bron-sexual' on the Klutch payroll, we unpack what interested him in the story in the first place and how he got the tapes to review.
How is Tray feeling about his Chicago Bulls in the wake of shipping out Alex Caruso without recouping a first round pick? What's next for DeMar DeRozan?
Mini NBA...
Duration: 01:04:31The Friday Mailbag - Hooters in Taiwan at 8 am
Jun 21, 2024Eden, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes
Eden's back from her globe trotting to recount her experience watching Game 3 of the NBA Finals during brunch at a Hooters.
Do you tip at buffets? Does your significant other listen to your podcast and how does that make you feel?
Katie found an experimental male performance enhancing drug with truly scary packaging and marketing.
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Duration: 01:21:27OG Pod - Is This Your Handwriting?
Jun 19, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
Wos did the Ringer NBA show Group Chat live last night, but had a weird allergic reaction that somehow leads to a conversation about whippits.
Clipped delivered a messy, rewinding, flashback episode taking us to 1992, 2004, 2006 and 2008.
We learn about young Doc's feelings during the LA Riots, V Stiviano's reality show aspirations and Elgin Baylor's defiant resignation.
But more importantly than all of that, we get Ed O'Neill delivering Donald Sterling's iconic deposition.
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Duration: 00:55:36OG Pod - Home Cooking
Jun 17, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Tom spent his Sunday chasing Bryson DeChambeau & Rory McIlroy all over Pinehurst at the US Open, and got to touch the trophy.
Did Kawhi Leonard cut his hair? Tray reaches out to the photographer for the inside scoop on aggregation gone wild.
Will the Boston Celtics wrap up the championship with a home cooked meal? Or have the Dallas Mavericks been galvanized into a successful approach to the series?
Charles Barkley announced that he will retire after next season, but the right offer...
Duration: 00:57:27OG Pod - Existential Purpose
Jun 12, 2024Zach Harper, Wosny Lambre, Amin Elhassan, Tom Haberstroh and Ethan Sherwood Strauss are together once again.
Episode 3 of Clipped featured zero basketball, less Donald Sterling and an intimidating Adam Silver, but most importantly gave us an authentic Doc Rivers press conference.
With three Hall of Famers passing in a little over two weeks (Bill Walton, Chet Walker & Jerry West), we pay tribute to the logo and remember some of his innumerable accomplishments.
Finally, Ethan Strauss stops by to discuss the aggregation of his podcast with Amin & the Lakers coaching situation.
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Duration: 01:08:49OG Pod - LET THE GAMES BEGAN
Jun 05, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
Amin Elhassan joins us to break down the 2 episode premiere of Clipped, taking us all the way back to the golden age of 2014 Los Angeles to discuss:
Which portrayals of the real-life people worked & which ones REALLY didn't How the show delivered exposition for people who know nothing about the NBA Whose insight was clearly used to shape the storytellingZosny is aligned on who they are picking for the NBA finals and also share which narratives drove them the most crazy...
Duration: 00:51:56OG Pod - Bars & Stripes
Jun 03, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Tom collected an Emmy Award for his time on the Blazers broadcast team and Tray shares some acceptance speech tips.
Anthony Edwards receipts commercial for the AE1 inspired Cam'ron to respond in a freestyle early monday morning, but Killa Cam took out his frustrations on Adidas.
We learn what white player has Compton credibility and revisit the Nike Freestyle commercial.
Okay, FINE we'll talk about the NBA Finals. Find out who is reluctantly taking the Celtics to win it all.
Caitlin...
Duration: 00:59:20The Friday Mailbag - Platelet Rich Podcasting
May 31, 2024Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes
Would you bargain hunt for a medical procedure? Or is that one area where you want to pay for quality?
Zach had a shouting match this morning over literal dog poop.
Hacks had an EXCELLENT season finale and is a contender for show of the year.
We break down temperature like a Katy Perry song. Would you rather be Hot or Cold?
The dos and donts of meeting your significant other's parents.
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Duration: 00:53:16OG Pod - The Wolf Who Cried Foul
May 29, 2024The whole team's here this week (Zach, Wos, Amin & Tom) to promote the NYC Live Show, Saturday July 20th @ Racket NYC.
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Has Rudy Gobert, the NBA's best defender, become indefensible?
Is everything that's happening to the Wolves Rudy's fault? Should someone else have won DPOY? Will Kendrick Perkins give his vote back?
Very important questions to address on this Rudy heavy episode.
What is the Dumbest Team ever to make the Finals? Are the Celtics...
Duration: 00:52:39The Friday Mailbag - Guy In Mask Permanently
May 24, 2024Zach, Eden, Katie, Emily & Mayes
Mayes rejects the terminology 'overserved', as it places the onus squarely on the bartender to monitor people's drunkenness.
Emily reports back on her neon sign spottings at EDC and we find out what GIMP stands for.
Do you prefer Video Games or Board Games? Is it this weekend or next weekend?
Katie and Mayes break down Season 3 of Hacks, which is already coming up on it's finale next week.
Zach gives some Tokyo Travel Tips because he's still there.
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Duration: 01:20:09OG Pod - The City's Howlin'
May 22, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
Zach is boots on the ground in Minneapolis, where the Wolves are coming for the Vikings ownership of the city one Naz Reid tattoo at a time.
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How did the Celtics manage to steal Game 1 when they were the ones at home? They insisted on playing Speed Ball and failed to prepare for their opponent.
Mavs / Wolves promises...
Duration: 01:00:28OG Pod - The Magnificent Game Sevens
May 20, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Anthony Edwards brings the best out of his teammates, on and off the court.
Rudy Gobert hit the craziest shot of his life, stuck it to Draymond Green and will now challenge Kyrie Irving in the Basketball Illuminati Bowl.
Depth has been key in these playoffs, and the lack of it took it's toll on Tom Thibodeau and the Knicks.
Tray unpacks his feelings about Tyrese Haliburton and the inconsistency he has displayed this season. Will the 'Anybody But Celtics' mentality of NBA...
Duration: 00:52:43The Friday Mailbag - Freeze Your Muffins
May 17, 2024Zach, Eden, Mo & Mayes
Bachelor/ette parties can be the pinnacle of a midlife crisis, chasing the freedom and reckless adventure of youth, but they don't have to be.
Should your height be listed in shoes or barefoot? What house from a tv show or movie would you want to live in?
What prescription drug are you? Would you rather gain weight or get ripped for a role?
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Duration: 01:15:37OG Pod - Ain't No Joke
May 15, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
Is the criticism that Rudy Gobert is facing unfair to him? Or is he bringing it upon himself due to the brightness of the lights?
Now that the Nuggets have woken up and stopped playing with their food, the league better watch out.
Has there ever been an easier path to the finals than for the Celtics?
Luka will need to overcome injuries woes to find some offense and close out the Thunder.
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May 13, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Denver evened up their series with Minnesota thanks to a new post up technique from Jokic and some sloppy execution by the young Wolves.
Has Thibs finally worn the tread off the tires of these hard hat wearing, lunch pail carrying New York Knicks? Is TJ McConnell the new Ish Smith?
Celtics need to stop playing with their food and take care of the Cavaliers, while the Mavs have turned other teams junk into a serviceable supporting cast around Luka.
Keep your third...
Duration: 00:50:42The Friday Mailbag - The World Is My Drumset
May 10, 2024Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Colin
Mother's Day is this Sunday, is your mom tough to shop for?
Dating App Bio Clichés and the future of dating is AI Concierges
Hacks is back! We love this show.
What instrument would you learn how to play Matrix Style?
Who was watching porn during Luka's press conference?
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Duration: 01:18:50OG Pod - Minnesota Nice
May 06, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
We contrast the Kendrick v Drake Rap Beef with the Tom Brady GOAT roast, but are too chicken to bring home the bacon.
Anthony Edwards came out the gate throwing haymakers against the defending champs in Game 1. Will the Wolves keep it up and take the series?
Was the 'What a Pro Wants' commercial intended to be terrible? Do the Pacers and Cavaliers deserve more respect in the second round?
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Michael Wilbon called out LeBron for his lack of...
Duration: 00:54:08The Friday Mailbag Variety Hour
May 03, 2024Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & the return of Beep Count
A new variation of Dill or No Dill is introduced: One Must Go from a variety pack.
The Love Segment returns with a double dose of relationship advice.
Two things that we want to come back: tearaway pants and the good parts of bullying.
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Beep Count was a stand in on Observe and Report.
Movie Summaries Trivia from last night's monthly event.
Which pasta shape is the best?
COUNT THE...
Duration: 01:07:42OG Pod - Greatest White Slasher
May 02, 2024Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny.
Tyrese Maxey ripped the guts out of New York City in Game 6, so why didn't Philly extend him last summer?
The Celtics NEED to close out the Heat tonight, so they can turn their attention to the 2006 level basketball being played in the Cavs/Magic series.
Will James Harden carry over the momentum from his excellent end to Game 4? Will the Pacers continue to delay Doc Rivers inevitable vacation?
Nuggets vs. Timberwolves promises to be such a definitional...
Duration: 01:00:38OG Pod - Suns Rise, Suns Set
Apr 29, 2024Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home!
Are LeBron and the Lakers facing a gentleman's sweep tonight in Denver?
We get swept up in the concept of LeBron heading to San Antonio with Chris Paul to finally provide Wemby with some passing. Bronny can come too.
Do the Heat have a chance to execute more Spoelstra superiority, or are the Celtics stumbles simply a sign of things to come?
The Suns got broomed out of the Playoffs and Tom is trying to find the right trade for Kevin Durant.
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