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John really picked a weird week to take a vacation, lets see how the other two do. 

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Wow we actually did it, 2025 is almost done and the gang rounds out the year with dunking on the biggest losers of the year. 

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Did John forget to upload last week's episode? Yes .Does that mean you get an episode yesterday and today? Also Yes. Will this happen again? Probably. 

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This week the gang is feeling a little funny so they decide that the news is for losers and just goof off for like an hour and ask themselves why this isn't the podcast format more often. 

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This week the gang talks about the people who make the news, who has the rizz and spitball what city would be great to become a tier one city in America. 

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Okay, so the first half of the episode is the news, and wowie zowie we have a lot of horrible but funny stuff to talk about but then we pivot to what you are all thinking about, every day all day, Frankenstein and how hot the monster is. 

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This week the gang dances on the grave of the worst person alive, and we dunk on the losers of the week. 

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This week we discuss just the most chill and normal stuff and nothing with spooky ever

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Editor John has created the perfect genjutsu: Infinite Cold Open, can the hosts prevail against the ultimate illusion?

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This week the gang does not do an ad read, John swears Anna made him do the voice, we talk about how anyone could be the next "America's Mayor", Astrid and John playing the new IT couple for a bit? 

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This week the gang cancels a "celerity" talks about the hex that has been placed upon one of the hosts' heads and how we sympathize with the government workers because we don't get paid to do this either. 

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This week the gang takes another break from whatever stupid news is going on to be tormented in a gameshow run by Anna. Unrelated, are all podcasts trivia or dice rolls? Sound off in the comments. 

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This week we jump back into the news with a serious look at what Italy is doing right, what bed you should be using to med yourself up and John didn't totally walk away at the end of the recording to take a phone call. 

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This week in defiance of everything and as the stakes have never been higher around free speech, the gang decided to sit down and review three things to do with the word inspector. Don't worry, it gets weird...in case you were wondering if these people could ever be normal. 

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The gang gets together to talk about the news of the day, and hey do you think John is going to let a recording around his birthday go without some 9/11 talk. 

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This week Anna and John are back on their BS as they talk about presidential animals, the queen of Canada and maybe, if you are good some comic books but who could say. 

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The whole gang is back for an episode about smuggling...what? No that's just an auto correct thing I'm sure it has to be about smuggling aunts, which is wild but I'll believe it, but Editor John just slipped me an utz bag with a crisp $5 so I'll believe anything. 

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Anna and John are again left to their own devices and somehow don't spend the entire episode yapping about local food spots and how easy it would be to beat up a teenager if we were being carjacked in DC

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This week the gang sits down to finish the saga with twists and turns you'd never believe and with so many special guests you'd be surprised, AND A FAN BOAT

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This week the gang talks about real things that are real, like the heart attack gun, Ghislane Maxwell, and censorship in videogame websites

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This week the gang is back to talk about their favorite subject, denial. When the president says he doesn't know anything about anyone from New York City, when tech bros say that AI love is real and its not made from SCP wiki entries, that's denial baby. 

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John has been conscripted into making sure that Anna and Astrid are as married as they say they are only to find out that its just a comedy gag and all the work he didn't do to prep for this was wasted 

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Everyone is here and prepped to talk about the news, including cool mayors, big (pay)loads and the color of domes. 

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Astrid is away and John and Anna decided to ritualistically torture themselves with talking about the MineCraft Movie. 

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This week we take a break from the news to chill out and Anna makes John prove he is the ultimate movie mindset master. 

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I know, it sounds weird but we checked the rules, there can be straight bears, I know its a dogs playing basketball thing and I think they'll do something about it next patch but until then you the listener will have to settle for the gang talking about which musical is the most gay, the most gay to straights and what does and does not count as a good food pun. 

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This week the gang sits down to talk about who's in what chair, then they decide its about looksmaxing and which Star Wars fan site has the best CIA operatives in the chat. 

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Like it or not, star sign or just what's in your prostate cancer has had a big week and the gang sits down to weigh in on it. 

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This week the gang is back on that gamer grindset with another thrilling tale of Conan O'Brian kicking more kids in the head as he and Logan Stranger and Rough Catfish brave the pod wastes and deal with the dreaded Jacksonville Jaguars, who are just people and not anything else, probably. 

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This week the gang sits down, talks about Chicago Pope (Better Episode Title?), how a weird old guy gets his ideas from a PBS affiliate's classic movies and how much swag does every tech bro really have? 

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This week we rip off, I man pay homage to a podcast by doing the first installment of our "Favorite Things bracket" Starring the fan favorite (we suppose) Astrid. 

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This week the gang attempts to avoid the soul killing gaze of JD Vance and makes a list of sports from most autistic to least autistic, number 3 will surprise you. 

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This week the gang gets together on wrestle weed Easter to do a TTRPG thing. Will 3 podcasters in the wastes make it to the fabled Echo Chamber City

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This week is an episode and a half, mostly because John was replaced by an evil robot or something and Astrid refused to speak for a while so Anna really had to carry things on their back. Also the gang talks about what they'd do if they had unlimited resources, spoiler, its weird. 

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Tear if you're feeling lonely, tear if you're worried about everything, tear if you're trying to visit the an island where they don't want you, terrif these nuts

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Spring has sprung, allergies are out of control, and so is the signal channel where we plot our war crimes. 

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This week we talk about strange names, some theories that are so true, so real, so brave bestie. 

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This week we're back before going away for another week, and we're here to talk about hook-ups, film and ugh the news. 

This week Astrid and John fight Ann who has become some sort of mind flayer but for bad food takes and Temu, but none of that was actually in the pod so uh...news?

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This week Astrid and John are on an adventure to make sure Anna doesn't freak out when Bigfoot steals our car, thats right news smooze, we're out here playing TTRPGs to make ourselves sane. 

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Happy episode....huh we defiantly forgot what number it was, and did a normal show even though John defiantly brought it up last week, we're so on top of podcasting. Anyways, we talk about the news, its good. 

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I think the episode title speaks for itself but this week we decided to dig deep and play a silly little game and you will not believe the ending, I barely believe it and I listened to the whole episode  

Ah, Dang! Mothman won't move out (he said it was just for the weekend)
is by Paul Matijevic, based on an idea by William Carpenter of Long Beach Comics,MS

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This week we sit down for a round table discussion about...wait is the table round, has there ever been ConMat lore about the studio that contradicts this, no? You mean I could make up any...wait I'm typing all of this, ok getting back to the episode summary: news, planes, a cult, a plan, Conditional Materials. 

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This week the gang talks about alternative lifestyles, new ways to nurture yourself and where your arms should be during a public speaking event. 

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This week the gang pays respect to a fallen hero, pays disrespect to the worst gamer with the most money and talks about some silly stuff along the way including new ways to enjoy old meat/meat substitute. 

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This week the gang's sync rate is too high and they fuse to be come Jostna the supreme avatar of bad jokes and puns, but the gang defuses to talk about what the best and worst stupid things of the week would be and how silly it would be to have president Northern Lion. 

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This week the gang is back and we promise no crazy stuff, no high concept openings, no clones or doppelgangers, no sock puppets becoming sentient, that's for real life. 

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In this.....193rd episode of the podcast (wow really 1293 of these things for real?), Anna has some drama, Astrid is a priestess to a serpent, and John....has gone evil, or good we can't tell. But if you've ever wondered what it would be like to listen to a podcast, any podcast, this would be one you could listen to if you're so inclined. 

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Wow, sometimes you give it a week and you get surprised by everything that's in the news. What are said news items? I don't know, I forgot to listen to the episode to find out and nobody will tell me so I'm making a complete guess and there will be at least 3 Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul references and uhhhh talk about the tall Mario Brother

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So there I was, reading comic books when I looked up and saw it was after 4 and the podcast hadn't been posted, I asked myself, was it that thing, was it the other thing, and nope it was me forgetting to hit the button and upload this gold mine of a podcast where John promises to be glorious leader in perpetuity. 

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This week the gang stuffed to the gills with meat and meat substitutes decides to sit down and give ya'll a thanksgiving helping of podcast with a majorly big episode of Major Magica in which things happen and there are wizard duels. 

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This week....is wild, if you think you'll be able to look at your parents, a table or The Onion in the same way after the barn burner of an episode, well....you're stronger than I am. 

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Yes that's right the return of the "Evangelion Movie" style titles for the return of the big bad man. The gang sits down to process that thing on Tuesday and talk about a bunch of monkeys, and a colony of escaped apes. 

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Wake up honey new John dropped, thats right the gang is back to talking about current events and whos hands have contaminated food this week. 

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An episode a day late? Even though it was recorded and edited on time? How could this happen? Must be the work of an enemy wizard. 

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MajorMagicka
Created by Devin Nelson devindecibel.itch.io 

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MajorMagicka
Created by Devin Nelson devindecibel.itch.io 

Wake up new episode is here, its not weird its totally normal nothing strange will ever happen on this podcast. The gang talks about a bunch of silly stuff, nothing serious from these chuckos. 

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This week we celebrate the downfall of Eric Adams, get sad about the news and then joke around for a bit about gen Z's inability to use a knife. 

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Anna has some things to say about powdered drink mix, Astrid declarers themselves the wifu of the episode, and John talks about a dangerous relapse. 

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This week the gang is back, John doesn't talk about a national tragedy, nope we don't talk about the biggest thing of the week because Saturday recording. We do have the long awaited return of a game of Astrid's devising. 

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This week Anna and John just ya know...talk, its a real gabfest. 

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This week John is on trial for a bad joke, Astrid has bad audio because John was being a jerk and could have let them test the audio before recording but nope, John just wanted to be funny, but its all fine because JD Vance can't buy donuts to save his life. 

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Anna and John hold down the fort as they are besieged by such things as weird Vice Presidents, AI gone wild, and Anna refusing to accept the new terms of service for the podcast, which by the way you all have accepted by downloading, no take backsies. 

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Wow, super big episode, there's a lot of bleeps and some bloops? You will not be able to believe what the hell happens in this episode, Anna gets really into a subreddit, Astrid takes us on a martial arts journey, and John says something so horrible his other hosts make him retake the outro. 

This week, John says something unhinged, the gang talks about the big French games and some youtube drama. What can go wrong? Knowing these freaks, a lot. 

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This week we're sure there won't be any amazing news that will break between when we recorded and when we post...we think but who can say. New lore drops this episode with stunning advances in the meta plot, we talk about our favorite governors and former governors, and Anna said some stuff about a comic book guy.

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Why do these stupid podcasters choose the worst days to record, yes, bigger news happened the day after they recorded but hey, what is a podcast? Actually...what is a podcast? I've been writing descriptions for these for years, centuries, millennia, but I don't know what a podcast is. Anyways the gang talks about how bad everyone looks at the RNC, and y2k+24

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Hot dang, its a week with NEWS, you know the big one, its big so big that you already know it but we get to make jokes about it!!!

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Anna and John talk about the wizard council, A LOT about comic books and movies and some news stuff, I guess. 

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I've been informed that the editor and producer of the podcast had only realized after handing the responsibility of uploading to me that this is in fact episode 169 and as such, it is both nice, and not nice as no reference to the number is being made in the podcast, this episode is a paradox, and strange contortion of reality in which things are and are not.  

Also the gang talks about a streamer who did a bad thing and how little Rudy makes shilling for Mike Pillow. 

Podcast - @ConditionalM Duration: 01:23:27

Every week I write a description for these episodes and somehow ya'll keep listening which is wild. Anyways, I think John has some field reporting, the gang talks about the Pope, hotdogs and who didn't kiss a politician. 

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Its a slow news week so the gang really does what they do best and its just like an hour of screwing around. 

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This week the gang embraces pride along with sloth, lust and maybe some greed. I swear the title is meaningless but maybe its part of the long dead ARG? Or just an attempt to remind you how weird an AFTER DARK episode can get. 

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This week John and Anna are left goo-less and fending for themselves in a world of celbs with bad takes, the pharmaceutical olympics, and congressional jabs. 

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Are you ready to be entertained by the most electrifying member of the Conditional Materials extended universe? Are you ready to fall in love....with a puddle of goo? Has the podcast gotten way hotter since this puddle showed up? Why is it all about Bill? Find out. 

OC do not steal.

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This week the crew dives into the only news anyone cares about, then makes due with joking about video games and whats wrong with Avery's internet connection. 

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That's right I'm saying that the podcasters are in rare form, and I guess the title of this podcast thinks I'm a liar but really you should listen to decide, anyways the nerds talk about wrestling, chocolate and at least two governors. 

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This week the Anna and John are required to fill out some forms, the gang talks about the funniest car ever, and it only gets funnier from there.

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This week the gang is back for an after dark episode where they talk about juice, AI and, oh no, digital trading cards for geriatrics. 

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In yet another late night at the Terrordome, Anna, John, and Avery meet to discuss things like celebrity grills, the cyber truck, and someone new is added to THE LIST. 

Eclipse by Yosh

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Its the Pod, back from doing stuff and ready to be visible, eggy and foolish.

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Anna on Cohost - Dinkensteinsmonster
Avery - @TOOTH-THEY
John - @The_YamKing  
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This week the gang has become joker pilled on poker, while this threatens to derail the podcast they get back on track just as the whole podcast starts to fall apart because the guys who built the terrordome just stopped doing maintenance...ok this got away from me, but at least its just a episode summary and not dozens of airplanes.  

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Anna on Cohost - Dinkensteinsmonster
Avery - @TOOTH-THEY
John - @The_YamKing  
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This week we have a true feast for the ears as the crew expands on the weird lore of this podcast, there's some talk about airplanes doing things they ought not to do and about the greatest of all time and more.....

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Anna on Twitter - @annabelledroid
Anna on Cohost - Dinkensteinsmonster
Avery - @TOOTH-THEY
John - @The_YamKing  
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This week John enters the Joker Arc, Avery has a great idea, and Anna...just looks like that. 

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One of the intrepid podders has been stuck between a wall...and another wall and can't make it to the pod, will the other two be able to carry on as normal or will a lack of executive function imperil the entire project, find out soon on this podcast that you should be listening to

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Anna on Twitter - @annabelledroid
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Avery - @TOOTH-THEY
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This week John revels a fact, Anna is aghast, Avery is....Avery about it. 

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This episode of the podcast happens, then it happens again, then, in a shocking turn of events, gets unstuck from a time loop and slingshots itself into greatness. 

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Anna on Twitter - @annabelledroid
Anna on Cohost - Dinkensteinsmonster
Avery - @TOOTH-THEY
John - @The_YamKing  
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Hey, you up?
 you reading this?
 hi.
 hi.
 hey. 
hi. 
hey. 
ok don't respond see if I care.
       I do care please let me
 know you read this. 
Thanks. 
Anyways, Anna Avery and John came back from a long night and are in rare form. Enjoy ;)

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The gang is back this week with an energy that can only be called....unhinged? deranged? troubling? I didn't listen to the podcast before writing this so I'm taking someone's word on this but its definitely a weird one. 

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Have you considered rejecting modernity and embracing the power of tunnels? 

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This week the gang sits down to talk about the important things, like which one of them was photoshopped into court documents, music and the funniest day in American history. 

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Two episodes in one week? What is this Christmas? John and Anna sit down to talk about the film Iron Claw. Its pretty good. 

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Avery - @TOOTH-THEY
John - @The_YamKing  
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In the long darkness of the winter, a warm light is in the distance, the sound of merriment and joy, this...is a podcast, so just imagine that, or something. Anyways, Anna asks Avery and John some questions hilarity ensues. Happy New Year. 

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I'm supposed to talk about the episode but some jerk forgot to tell me about it and now it's literally Christmas day and I'm being told I have to stop watching Dev Patel navigate getting hit on by a weird couple to talk about how John, Anna and Avery spent the Saturday before Christmas talking about a mysterious list, one that will change your life. Seems to me like you should listen to the episode. 

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You know how you do work and forget to turn it in and are late? No, John just forgot, to post this episode on time and now I, the writer John will really rub it in for posterity. Anyways, the podcast happens, the gang doubles down on silly lists and being weird. Have fun I guess. 

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This week Avery says some things that will last forever in infamy, John makes a bad joke about a squash, and Anna...I think was loud? Yeah that sounds right, I, the John who writes these things didn't forget what happened in the episode at all. Also a new power ranking for what, you'll have to listen to find out. 

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This week John is hauled up in front of everyone and has to justify the Tungsten Cube episode, someone is quoting Mao, again, but its not who you think. John and Anna talk about Fantastic 4 to Avery's dismay and segues. 

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This week John talks about his love for podcasting brothers, Anna talks about their love for John's "love"?  of podcasting brothers, Eric Adam's FBI troubles and....why is my seat covered in green ooze, that can't be a portent or dramatic foreshadowing in a podcast description can it? Anyways all this and discussion of a very weird guy. 

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Oh hey, everyone is on vacation and I'm rambling around here in the terrordome all by my lonesome and figured y'all might want this new fresh podcast. Its hot, ready and has Anna and John being goofs playing a fun game. 

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