Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

The team venture further into the Dungeon of Deceit.

Cast

Clym Angus as Keiran

Jake Collins as Treguard, Merlin, Hordriss

Rosey Collins as Izzy, Maldame

Jordan Munn as Sam

Ross Thompson as Pickle, Nemanor, Rothberry, Snapper Jack

Damon Wakes as Daniel

Edited by Ross Thompson

Written by Jake Collins

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We couldn’t resist it forever. It’s been 9 years, hard to believe, but the Dunshelm Players are finally back in action. A completely new, standalone project with no links to any previous work, All must surely be an illusion is essentially a parody of modern society, with a warning about the degree of danger posed by modern computer imagery, as compared with the more basic type Knightmare itself used back in the 1990s.

It features debuts for Jason Karl (who was a dungeoneer in season 2, and later went on to a career as a television presenter), Kim Stewar...

Dungeoneer Megan and her team continue their quest for the sword. Will level 2 prove too much for them?

CREDITS

Clym Angus as Kieran

Catie Clark as Megan

Jake Collins as Treguard, Sylvester Hands, Mike, Phelheim, Merlin

Rosey Collins as Marta, Izzy, Sidriss

Amy Davies as Elita

Gemma Dwarwood as Velda

Jordan Munn as Sam

Antony Rowe as Chris

Cassandra Smith as Katy

Juliet Thompson as Lillith

Ross Thompson as Pickle

Damon Wakes as...

A continuation of the audio series created by Ross Thompson.

CATIE CLARK as Megan

JAKE COLLINS as Treguard, Mike, Gumboil, Hordriss, Sylvester Hands

ROSEY COLLINS as Kimberlite, Stiletta, Marta

AMY DAVIES as Heggatty

ANTONY ROWE as Chris

CASSANDRA SMITH as Katy

ROSS THOMPSON as Motley, Pickle, Mrs Grimwold

Edited by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINS

Written by ROSEY COLLINS and JAKE COLLINS

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Note: Many apologies for this releasing over a day late, this was due to a spanner in the works.

(It's me. I'm the spanner. I was concentrating so much on going to Knightmare Live this weekend that I forgot to upload a bloody episode!)

When Rea last joined us on Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast, our chat was so full of insights and memories that we didn’t quite have time to cover everything we wanted. So, Jake set out on a quest worthy of the Dungeon itself — tracking Rea...

The next episode of fan-made shenanigans in the Knightmare universe.

EDDIE BOSHELL as Ryan

CATIE CLARK as Megan

JAKE COLLINS as Treguard,Merlin, Hordriss, Mike

ROSEY COLLINS as Maldame, Stiletta

AMY DAVIES as Heggatty

BEN FIELDHOUSE as Ethan

OLGA JACH as Brandy

ELLIE MARSHALL as Rachel

ANTONY ROWE as Chris

CASSANDRA SMITH as Katy

ROSS THOMPSON as Pickle, Nemanor, Motley

Edited by ROSS THOMPSON

Written by JAKE COLLINS & ROSEY COLLINS

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The first episode of series 2 of the fan-made Knightmare Audio Series.

Original release date: 17/08/2013

Credits:

Eddie Boshell as Ryan

Jake Collins as Treguard, Phelheim, Hordriss, Gumboil and Merlin

Rosey Collins as Marta

Ben Fieldhouse as Ethan

Olga Jach as Brandy

Eliie Marshall as Rachel

Ross Thompson as Pickle

Edited by Ross Thompson and Jake Collins

Written by Jake Collins

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I'd like to offer my deepest apologies for the unannounced delay to this episode. Unfortunately, due to a personal matter, I haven't been able to get it uploaded to Spotify For Creators before now.

Team 9: Kelly, Keely, Taryn and Rachael from Rochdale.

As this iteration of The Greater Game draws to a close, Lord Fear and Aesandra join forces in an attempt to trap Dungeoneer Kelly - ensuring that she is destroyed by the Phase Shift! Will she be able to escape in time? Will Sir Hugh finally have the chance to...

Team 8: Duncan, Ian, Deborah and Richard from Windsor.

Team 9: Kelly, Keely, Taryn and Rachael from Rochdale.

Martin would just like to make it clear that he does not spend the Patreon money in the alehouse. He much prefers mead.

Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley and Rosey Collins

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

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Team 7: Christopher, Paul, Keith, and Ciaran from London

Team 8: Duncan, Ian, Deborah and Richard from Windsor

Chris has a transformative experience, and Rosey lays out her 4-part theory.

Featuring Martin Harder, Rosey Collins, and Kim Stewart-Crossley

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

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People are seeing the ghosts of American fighter pilots at RAF Swanton Morley. If it keeps up the Americans are going to end up declaring the base as a war grave! The TimeBusters are going to have their work cut out for them in this one.

Featuring Kim Stewart-Crossley and Rosie Collins

Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

Jake's YouTube channel

Duration: 00:47:11

Team 7: Chris, Paul, Keith and Kieran, from London.

Air Date: November 29th, 1991.

Martin explains the falsehood behind the Indian rope trick, and Chris and the team ignore the advice to take the high road. Why they ignored it I can't say (the team just liked it better that way).

Featuring Martin Harder and Jake Collins

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack

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Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire.

Air Date: November 22nd, 1991

Martin H and Rosey fill time whilst Kim is stuck in traffic, and we get a history lesson on medieval toilets.

Featuring Martin Harder, Rosey Collins, and Kim Stewart-Crossley

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack

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DISCLAIMER: This was originally recorded in 2012, utilising the affordable microphones that were available to amateur artists at the time. Please adjust your expectations accordingly.

Authors extraordinaires Hordriss and Sidriss resume their eternal quest for more and more merchandising dollars, with Sidriss stumbling on an idea that will turn even the reddest of wizards into a fire-breathing snapdragon.

Sidriss the Confused……………………………Rosey Collins
Hordriss the Confuser……………………………Jake Collins

Running time approx 9 minutes.
Scenario by Jake Collins – dialogue improvised by the cast.
Music (title track ‘Frost Waltz’) composed by Kevin McLeod of Incompetech.com, composers anonymous. Duration: 00:08:52

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Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire.

Air date: November 15th, 1991

Jake loves Magic E...

Featuring Martin Harder, Jake Collins, and Kim Stewart-Crossley

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack

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Team 5: Jenna, Andrea, Kelly and Anna from Exeter.

Team 6: Alex, Ian, Grant and Richard from Amersham, Buckinghamshire.

Air date: November 8th, 1991

Rea joins us again as we discuss her team's further foray into the Dungeon, including the mistake that cost them the game.

Featuring Martin Harder, Jake Collins, and Rea Pearson

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack

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Team 4: Ben, Jonathan, Ray and John from Exeter.

Team 5: Jenna, Andrea (Rea), Kelly and Anna from Exeter

Air date: November 1st, 1991

We speak to team 5 Advisor Rea Pearson (née Barber) about her time on the show, her friendship with members of team 4, and that box...

Featuring Rea Pearson, Martin Harder, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Odoni, with a brief appearance by Jake Collins

Edited by Martin Harder

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marla...

Dr. Paradox plans to cause two trains to crash, killing those on board and thus changing the future. Can the TimeBusters stop him in time?
Featuring Martin Harder and Jake Collins

Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

Jake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146

TimeBusters on The Olden Days Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKyfT8vw5jA

Knightmare commentaries playlist: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwny-h6UXuhPx9RVlG8ny-m...

Team 4: Ben, Jonathan, Ray and John from Exeter.

Air date: October 25th, 1991

As Ben and the team continue their journey, we discuss one of the more uncomfortable scenes in the show's history.

Featuring Martin Harder, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Odoni

Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack

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Note: Apologies for the late upload of this episode. This was due to me being an idiot and forgetting to schedule the release on Spotify. - Martin H

Martin H and Jason take another look at the Broadsword Productions CBBC series TimeBusters. This episode features a location that is all too familiar to Martin...
Featuring Martin Harder and Jason Karl

Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

Jake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146

Kn...

Ben and team get to grips with level 1 of The Greater Game, and they discover a rope that is only half real...

Featuring Martin Harder, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Jake Collins.

Edited by Jake Collins, with Rosey Collins as editing consultant.

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack

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Knightmare commentaries playlist: 

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Sup...

We're taking a break from the main series to bring you a Temporal Tangents special.
Jake and Rosey Collins delve deeper into their memories of that fateful car journey where Jake found out about Knightmare's cancellation, Mark Knight gives his opinion on some of his colleagues, and Kim and Martin O commiserate each other over the lack of Samantha Perkins in series 5.

Featuring (in order of appearance): Jake Collins, Rosey Collins, Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart Crossley, Mark Knight, Martin Harder, Paul McIntosh and Amy Davies.

All issues of The Eye Shield can be read...

We're taking a break from the main series to bring you a Temporal Tangents special.
Jake and Rosey Collins delve deeper into their memories of that fateful car journey where Jake found out about Knightmare's cancellation, Mark Knight gives his opinion on some of his colleagues, and Kim and Martin O commiserate each other over the lack of Samantha Perkins in series 5.

This slightly extended version features a tangent that will not be included in the free release.

Featuring (in order of appearance): Jake Collins, Rosey Collins, Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart Crossley, Mark Knight...

Which "Big Bad" do you think Sarah would've faced at the end of Level 3? Vote in our poll HERE

Team 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from Northampton

Team 4: Ben, Jonathan, Ray and John from Exeter

Air date: October 11th, 1991

Sarah and her team take us to Level 3 for the first time this series, but will they go all the way?

Hosted by Jake Collins, Martin Harder, and Paul McIntosh

Edited by Jake Collins

All issues of The Eye Shield (both Paul and Jake's versions) can b...

Team 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from Northampton

Air date: October 4th, 1991

We continue with this bizarrely balanced team as they venture further into the Dungeon, giving us our first glimpse of Level 3 for this series.

Hosted by Martin Harder, Kim Stewart Crossley, and Jake Collins

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar. News bumper by @jamescusack

Jake's YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/@jakecollins8146

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Team 2:Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham.

Team 3: Sarah, Keighley, Helen and William from Northampton

Episode Air Date:September 27th 1991

Skarkill proves himself to be a formidable foe, and we get introduced to one of the more unusual Advisers in the show's run.
Hosted by Jake Collins and Amy Davies

Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by@marlar. News bumper by@jamescusack

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Team 2: Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham.

Original Air Date: September 20th 1991.

We invited Lord Fear himself onto the podcast for a bit of a chat, and the results were... interesting.

Hosted by Martin Odoni, Kim Stewart-Crossley, and Martin Harder

Edited by Martin Harder

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

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Hi Listeners of Illusion,
Due to various complications the edit for Episode 3 isn't complete yet, so we're having to postpone it a bit longer. In the meantime we'd like to present you with this special episode we recently recorded.

A while ago I thought it would be funny to as ChatGPT to write an episode of Temporal Discussion. This was the anarchic result. Originally this was just for my own amusement, but after discussing it with Kim and Martin O we decided to record and release the episode.
We're also running a small competition. The...

Team 1: Kathryn, Raelene, Fay and Alison from Liphook.

Team 2: Richard, Darren, Daniel and James from Gillingham.

Air date: Fri, Sep 13th, 1991

Is there a Dungeon character more irritating than Casper the Key? Let's find out!

Hosted by Martin Odoni and Kim Stewart-Crossley, with additional insights from Jake Collins
Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

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Team 1: Kathryn, Raelene, Fay and Alison from Liphook.

Air date: Fri, Sep 6, 1991

The pathway opens once more, and we are introduced to a new opponent.
Hosted by Martin Harder and Martin Odoni, with additional insights from Jake Collins
Edited by Jake Collins

Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke

"Time Turns" bumper by @marlar.

News bumper by @jamescusack
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We take a look at the news stories during the off-season. This episode features political opinions and some important news stories from the time that some people might find distressing.
Hosted by Martin Harder, Martin Odoni, and Kim Stewart Crossley
Edited by Martin Harder

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We take a look at the number 1 singles and movies that were released during Knightmare's off-season.

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Martin and Jason just sort-of run about whilst the TimeBusters visit the far-off future year of 2010, which looks remarkably like an amusement park in France.

Edited by Jake Collins.

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TimeBusters on the Knightmare Lexicon

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Join Martin and Jason as they take a look at one of Broadsword Television's other shows, the CBBC show TimeBusters!

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TimeBusters on the Knightmare Lexicon

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It's the series finale. The Greater Game must end one way or another. Will the team triumph, or will the Dungeon claim another victim?

Original release date: 5 July 2019 Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Colin, Merlin, Roger, Phelheim, Gibbet, Lissard, Casper & Tobias Rosey Collins as Majida, Natalie, Tess & Jane the Fool Melissa Chatterton as Stephanie Catie Clark as Lucy Amy Davies as Gemma Martin Odoni as Lord Fear Mike Tyson as Keith Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins Produced by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal DiscussionOriginal Knightmare Audio Series de...

As the endgame approaches, will the team be victorious?

Original release date: 3 May 2019
Featuring the voices of
Jake Collins as Treguard, Oscar, Casper, Merlin, Colin & Julius Scaramonger

Rosey Collins as Majida, Natalie, Kimberlite & Marta ​Melissa Chatterton as Stephanie ​John Hughes as Edward Guy Knox-Holmes as Kevin Mike Tyson as Keith Damon Wakes as Casey Written by Rosey Collins & Jake Collins

Produced by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast

Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Mo...

Martin H hosts a talk between Paul McIntosh and Jake Collins about the much-loved Knightmare fanzine.

The special is dedicated to TES facilitators Ray Headley (1938-2024) and Jo Collins (1952-2011) without whom The Eye Shield would never have "seen" the light of day.

Guest editor: Jake Collins

You can read all the previous issues of The Eye Shield here

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Jake and Rosey's audio adventure continues.

Original release date: 1 March 2019

Jake Collins as Treguard, Hordriss, Oscar, Phelheim, Lissard, Tobias, Gibbet & Casper

Rosey Collins as Majida & Mona ​John Hughes as Edward Guy Knox-Holmes as Kevin Martin Odoni as Fatilla & Lord Fear ​Damon Wakes as Casey

Written by Jake Collins
Produced by Jake Collins, with minor additional edits by Martin Harder for Temporal Discussion
Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson
Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris

Theme music by ⁠Chris Jerden Cooke

What surprises await the team as they venture further into the Dungeon dimension?

Featuring the voices of:

Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Patrick, Hordriss, Reuben, Tobias & Oscar

Rosey Collins as Majida, Helen, Jane the Fool, Josie, Kimberlite & Marta ​Clym Angus as David

Catie Clark as Catherine

John Hughes as Edward

Guy Knox-Holmes as Kevin

Andy Marshall as Billy

Rebecca McCarthy as Jane

Martin Odoni as Lord Fear​Damon Wakes as Casey

Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins

Produced by Jake Collins, with minor addit...

Temporal Discussion are proud to be able to bring you an EXCLUSIVE audio series based on the Greater Game of luck and glory! Join Treguard as he hosts a new team's journey through the Dungeon of Deceit.
Knightmare: The Lost Series
Episode 4 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Hordriss, Patrick Phelheim and Bookworm

Rosey Collins as Majida, Beth, Kimberlite, Helen and Flower Girl

Clym Angus as Danny

Melissa Chatterton as Callie

Catie Clark as Catherine

Amy Davies as Stephanie

John Hughes...

We're taking a break from the main episodes of The Lost Series to bring you this summer special!

This special episode premiered on our Patreon last week and features a few voices that will be familiar to listeners of the podcast.

Release date: 5 July 2024 (Patreon) / 12 July 2024 (Free Feed)

Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Dooris, Phelheim, Casper, Merlin, Doorkis, Hordriss, Gibbet & Gargoyle

Rosey Collins as Majida, Jane the Fool & Dooreen

Amy Davies as Mary & Lillith

Kim Harder (which is a silly surname) a...

The third episode of Jake and Rosey Collins' audio continuation of the Knightmare format.

Original release date: 7 September 2018Featuring the voices of  ​Jake Collins as Treguard, Julius Scaramonger & Merlin Rosey Collins as Majida, Beth & Marta Melissa Chatterton as Callie Amy Davies as Stephanie Rebecca McCarthy as Hannah Written by Jake Collins Produced by Jake Collins Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris Sound effects from www.freesound.org

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The second episode of Jake and Rosey Collins' audio series based on The Greater Game.

Original release date: 6 July 2018Featuring the voices of  ​Jake Collins as Treguard, Lissard, Merlin, Julius Scaramonger & Phelheim Rosey Collins as Majida, Flora, Mona & Beth Melissa Chatterton as Callie ​Catie Clark as Martha Amy Davies as Stephanie Rebecca McCarthy as Hannah Cammie Mile as Clare ​Martin Odoni as Lord Fear ​Sharon Vennall as Ruby ​ Written by Rosey Collins & Jake Collins Produced by Jake Collins Original Knightmare Audio Series devised by Ross Thompson Based on the TV and book series written by Tim Child and Dave Morris Sound effec...

Temporal Discussion are proud to be able to bring you an EXCLUSIVE audio series based on the Greater Game of luck and glory! Join Treguard as he hosts a new team's journey through the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare: The Lost Series

Episode 1 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard, Tobias and Hordriss

Rosey Collins as Majida, Flora, Jane the Fool and Kimberlite

Catie Clark as Martha

Cammie Mile as Clare

Martin Odoni as Fatilla

Sharon Vennall as Ruby

Written by Rosey and Jake...

Jake and the two Martins discuss the final episode in the series. Jake's YouTube channel can be found here Support us on Patreon Visit our Website  Check out our Redbubble Store Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from Zedge Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke News bumper by mikecharley (Fiverr). Corridor of Blades jingle performed by David Newton

Michael Cule joins us for the penultimate episode of the series, regaling us with stories of his time on the show.

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As the penultimate quest of the series draws to a close, Martin H and Jake discuss one of Fatilla's finest moments.

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The next episode is taking a little longer to edit than usual, so in the meantime we're brining you this collection of content that was cut from earlier episodes. Some of this content has previously been released on Patreon, whilst some of it has never been heard before outside of those of us involved.

We'll be back soon with the next regular episode.

As well as the two Martins, this episode features Jake Collins and Paul McIntosh.

Check out Jake's YouTube channel, which includes The Olden Days podcast, here. 

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The second in a trilogy of special episodes of Knightmare: The Lost Series. Special #3 is due to be released in July this year.

Original release date: 12 July 2020  

Featuring the voices of Jake Collins as Treguard, Oscar, Dooris, Oakley, Hordriss, Doorkis, Ferryman & Merlin 

Rosey Collins as Majida, Greystagg, Marta, Oracle of Time, Morghanna, Mona & Dooreen 

Catie Clark as Hannah 

Andy Marshall as Thomas

Martin Odoni as Fatilla 

Damon Wakes as Julian  

Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins 

Produced by Jake Collins   Duration: 00:51:42

The first in a trilogy of special episodes of Knightmare: The Lost Series, courtesy of Jake Collins.

Original release date: 24 December 2019  

Featuring the voices of ​Jake Collins as Treguard, Dooris, Oakley, Lissard, Doorkis, Ferryman, Hordriss & Merlin 

Rosey Collins as Majida, Martina, Morghanna, Greystagg, Oracle of Time & Dooreen 

Amy Davies as Melanie 

Guy Knox-Holmes as Gary 

Andy Marshall as Sir Hugh de Wittless 

Martin Odoni as Lord Fear 

Euan Russell as Pat  

Written by Jake Collins & Rosey Collins 

Produced by Jake C...

RIP good Sir.

This episode features a special guest appearance by prominent Knightmare fan Rosey Collins as the voice of Dooris.

Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay

Team 7: Jeremy, Alexander, Amanda and Anthony from London

Air date: Friday November 30th 1990

Martin Odoni was gracious enough to take over editing duties for this episode whilst I took a well-earned break.

As one of the greatest quests in Knightmare's history draws to an end, we take a final look at the team who single-handedly raised the overall quality of Season 4. Plus Jake...

WARNING: This episode has some rude bits! Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay. Episode air date: 23rd November 1990 We spend some more time in the company of one of the best teams ever to take on the Knightmare challenge, and we giggle a lot about immature things. Support us on Patreon Visit our Website  Check out our Redbubble Store Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from Zedge Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by Chris Jerden-Cooke News bumper by mikecharley (Fiverr).

Episode air date: 16th November 1990

Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay

Dickon and his team continue their quest, and Dickon stops off at the pub for a bit. Meanwhile, Martin O is proven wrong.

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NOTICE: This is a work of parody, and does not reflect any kind of endorsement of JKR or her personal views. Trans rights are human rights.

Original release date: November 2011

Suffering from the stresses of the excessive workload that goes with being an editor, Sidriss the Confused decides she needs a holiday. But the job of editing her father’s latest novel cannot be left on hold, so before she can go, she has to find someone to fill in for her. As there are five candidates to choose from, Sidriss decides that she had be...

Episode air date: 9th November 1990

Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.

Team 6: Dickon, Dominic, Tim and Praveen from Torquay

Today's episode is very much a game of two halves. We go from quite possibly one of the most entertainingly bad teams of series 4 to one of the greatest quests of the entire show! Along the way we talk about the Mandela effect in relation to a certain moment with a certain Dungeoneer, Martin H is tickled by the idea of Pickle's parrot, and we experience some pretty severe Déjà vu th...

Episode air date: 02/11/1990

Team 4: Simon, Andrew, Richard and Andrew from Swansea.

Team 5: Vicky, Sarah, Susanna and Katrina from Wymondham.

This is it! This is the one you've been waiting for! Join us as we take a look at that infamous moment, the epic blunder that even the non-Knighties know about.

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Episode air date: 26/10/1990

Team 4: Simon, Andrew, Richard and Andrew from Swansea.

Simon and the team continue on their path to infamy!

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Martin H and Amy Davies recently met up in Birmingham to attend a cinema screening of Knightmare at the Mockingbird Cinema as part of the Square Eyes TV Festival.  Whilst there, they stopped off at Chance & Counters board game café and recorded their thoughts. Find Chance & Counters locations HERE  More about the Square Eyes TV Festival HERE  More about the Mockingbird Cinema HERE  Amy Davies can be found on Twitter\X HERE  Support us on Patreon Visit our Website  Check out our Redbubble Store Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from Zedge Theme music: 'The Ca...

We take a more in-depth look at the entries to our Knightmare Memories competition. We share our opinions on your... er.... opinions, and we announce the winners of both the main competition and the Listener's Choice Award.

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NOTE: The one-off theme tune for this episode was written by Drassil from the Knightmare.com forum and can be listened to on its own on YouTube

Episode air date: 19/10/1990

Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans

Team 4: ?????

Nikki and company continue their quest into the Dungeon Dimension, and wind up meeting a rather crunchy end. We're then introduced to one of the most infamous teams in Knightmare's history. Who are these lads, and what's so memorable...

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Martin Odoni was sadly suffering from Covid when it came time to record this episode, so I'm afraid you'll have to put up with Martin Harder on his own.

We had so many great submissions to our competition that we decided to give out a secondary prize - our very own Listeners' Choice Award.

Presented here in this podcast are the seven entries we have chosen to be eligible for the main prize. We'll be starting a poll where you will have the chance to vote for your favourite...

Caution Team! This version is uncensored, so no goblin horns to cover up the swearing. Alec also doesn't hold back with his opinion on a certain politician. I've been lucky enough to have spent the last week with my kid, so I haven't been able to edit the next episode yet. Instead, we're proud to be able to bring you the extended version of our interview with Alec Westwood, who Played Folly and Gibbet in series 1 and 2. This version of the interview was previously only available on Patreon. Alec regales us with stories of his experiences as one of the...

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Episode air date: 12/10/1990

Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans

In this episode we speak to Tom Ainsley of Neon Raptor Brewing Co., who introduces us to a selection of unofficial Knightmare-inspired beers. Will they convince the beer-hating Martin O to switch from scrumpy? Will the two Martins make it to the end of the podcast without ordering a kebab? There's only one...

CAUTION TEAM: Martin H has been experimenting with Audacity, and as such this episode features a stereo surprise that is best listened to using headphones.

Episode air date: 05/10/1990

Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk

Team 3: Nikki, Corrina, Emma and Katharine from St. Albans

We're back!

Our extended break has now come to an end, and we're returning with what is possibly the best episode of series 4 so far, not least because of the introduction of two interesting new obstacles for the team. One is the often...

Want to win a complete set of Knightmare books, plus other awesome prizes? Check out our ⁠⁠⁠⁠competition⁠⁠⁠⁠ We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new ve...

We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 14 Credits:

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We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 14 Credits:

Jake Collins...

We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 13 Credits:

Jake Collins...

We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 12 Credits:

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We're taking a break for a few weeks whilst I complete my diploma. Whilst we're away we're proud to be able to bring you episodes of the Knightmare Audio Series!

The KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Episode 11 Credits:

Jake Collins...

Episode air date: 28/09/1990
Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.
In this episode a mouse pointer gets left in, a Dungeoneer gets ratty, and Fatilla gets amorous.

With special guest Andy Marshall.

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CAUTION TEAM - This episode features uncensored F-bombs!

Previously a Patreon exclusive, this is the full version of the Trial of the Two Knight Martins - including the discussion with Dungeoneers Anthony Haig and Jason Karl. We talk about many things, including the structural integrity of the Helmet of Justice, an accusation of cheating against Jason's team, and an interesting look behind the scenes of Knightmare.

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Episode air date: 21/09/1990

Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.

Team 2: Alastair, Harry, Martin and James from Woodbridge, Suffolk.

In this episode Mogdred returns to score a direct kill, and we meet a few new characters - including a tavern monk and a rather scary woman in a familiar outfit.

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Th...

Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.

We re-join the team as they continue their quest for the Cup. Along the way they meet some new characters - including a sword maiden, an inebriated monk, and an unfortunately named barbarian...

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Theme music: The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit) by Chris Jerden-Cooke

Team 1: Helen, James, Rachel and Craig from Sunderland.

It's finally here!

After a much-needed extended break, Martins Harder and Odoni are back to cast their critical eye over series 4 of Knightmare!

This episode features former editor of The Eye Shield fanzine Jake Collins, who will be putting his immense knowledge of The Greater Game to good use as we discuss the many new surprises that await in the new series.

All issues of The Eye Shield, including scans of the original paper fanzine by Paul McIntosh and the online incarnation by...

In our second Episode Zero for series 3, we take a look at some of the news from the off-season and give our opinions on some of the stories of the day.

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Ahead of series 4, we take a look at the number 1 singles and movies that were around during the off-season.

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Theme music: The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit) by Chris Jerden-Cooke

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 10 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 9 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard...

NOTICE: This parody was produced before JKR made her more controversial personal views known. Temporal Discussion - the Knightmare Podcast and The Dunshelm Players would like to make it clear that the production of this parody in no way represents endorsement of JKR's policies.

Trans rights are human rights.

Dazzled by critical acclaim, Sidriss publicly suggests that she and Hordriss might well be about to write yet another new volume in the Harry Potter saga. Hordriss despairs, partly because of idea-exhaustion, but mainly because his priorities are changing. His desire for literary achievement is being...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 8 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 7 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 5 Cast:

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 4 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 3 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Episode 2 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard...

Whilst we take our inter-season break, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.

Knightmare Audio Series - Series 1 Cast

Jake Collins as Treguard...

To commemorate the 35th anniversary of the very first episode of Knightmare, here's our interview with series creator Tim Child.

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Team: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol.

In which we say goodbye to some old friends...

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Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.

Team 2: Christopher, James, Alex and Tim from Bristol

In which Morghanna breaks some glass.

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"Trip to the Heifer", a parody of Cornershop and Norman Cook's "Brimful of Asha - the Norman Cook Mix", was written by Drassil on the knightmare.com forums and has been used with his permission. The ba...

Team 1: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.

In which we learn that a charcoal fire isn't always the best option.

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Whilst we take a short break to catch up on our academic studies, we're glad to be able to announce that we have partnered up with the folk behind the Knightmare Audio Series. the KAS, rather like the Dunshelm Players, are a group of talented amateur voice actors who put on plays based on The Greater Game. Unlike the Dunshelm Players though, KAS plays are more like an extension to the original TV series. They present new quests, with new teams of contestants tackling a new version of the Dungeon of Deceit.  Presented here is the Summer 2017 special.

Team 1: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester

Team 2: Martin, Darren, Lee and Jamie from York.

In which a Punk is stapled to a chicken. With guest host, Patreon supporter Peter Pulsford.

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Peter's unofficial Knightmare gamebook, Knightmare Live! The Phial of Freedom, is available for free in PDF format on our website.

Team 1: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester

In which Olaf can't keep up with a blindfolded child.

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Team 1: Scott, Jeremy, Nathan and Ian from Ash Vale, Hampshire.

Team 2: Julie, Amanda, Marie and Angela from Knighton, Leicester

In which a shocking truth is revealed!

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Team 1: Douglas, Richard, Derek and Matthew from Weston-Super-Mare

Team 2: Scott, Jeremy, Nathan and Ian from Ash Vale, Hampshire

In which Motley is surprised to find a snake in his bath. Featuring guest host, Dungeoneer Scott Evans.

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Team 1: Kelly, Emma, Sarah and Tammy from Sea Palling, Norfolk

Team 2: Douglas, Richard, Derek and Matthew from Weston-Super-Mare

In which we discover that wall monsters have a sense of humour.

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Theme music: The Castle of Confusion by Chris Jerden-Cooke

Hi Listeners of Illusion!  We're taking a bit of a forced break from recording at the moment, so instead of a full episode this week we're bringing you a funny little musical sketch. It's written and performed by Martin Harder, based on an article written by Martin Odoni.

The background beat is "KING", a royalty free track by Beats Provider.

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