The Jabber Jaw Podcast Show

The Jabber Jaw Podcast Show

By: Jessica Dawson Collier

Language: en

Categories: Comedy, Society, Culture

Hosts Jessica Dawson Collier, Tyson Wheeler Deines, & Matthew David Smith discuss everything and nothing at all on a weekly basis. Now available on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChaScod7r8C-MRjiNQ91VIQ

Episodes

Running Up that Best of 2025 Hill!
Jan 10, 2026

Like Kate Bush, the gang is thanking Stranger Things for their last holiday offerings and commentating on others. They've got their holiday sweaters on, lists made and ready to talk about the year that was at the beginning of this newly horrific year. If you're needing a laugh or some distractions from democracy crumbling, look no further. 

Duration: 01:56:31
Death by Ring Light!
Dec 19, 2025

This week, Tyson manages to avoid certain death when his ring light attacks him LIVE! Then, the ring light continues to seek revenge by cutting his internet connection multiple times. Technical difficulties aside, it's a great episode with topics like conservative radio meetups and getting the sex talk. It's the perfect background noise to your last minute holiday shopping and/or gift wrapping. Pour yourself some egg nog and laugh a little! You deserve it.

Duration: 01:44:16
Talking Turkey and Spatchcocking!
Dec 06, 2025

Happy belated Thanksgiving! This week the gang is talking about how they gave thanks and ate various amounts of turkey with loved ones. They've also been compiling a healthy amount of off the wall headlines for your enjoyment. It's been a wild couple of weeks and they're excited to reminisce. It's also almost 2 hours which some may consider audible tryptophan, but others (aka the true fans) will hopefully enjoy. Regardless, press play and kick back! You've earned it.

Duration: 01:49:07
A Thrupple Took Their Gimp Out!
Nov 14, 2025

Trust them, the title will make sense after the gang reminisces about their good times spent in KC celebrating Tyson's 50th. It's all about ghost touring, museums, irish pub-ing, kpot-ing and much more. The show has missed you more than warmth and sunshine this last wintery month. Make yourself a cup of hot chocolate, park yourself next to the fireplace and press play for this extra long and hilarious episode.

Duration: 01:58:47
Chariots of Fire Sauce!
Oct 13, 2025

The show is back this week after a brief hiatus. Dawson is telling tales from Europe while Smith and Tyson chime in on some shows and other things that they've been up to. It's quite the catch up including covering all things horrible in the world with their usual brand of humor. Hopefully making it a little easier to take in. Roll in the leaves, grab a pumpkin muffin and press play.

Duration: 01:41:55
The Redemption Arch of Tyson's Retina!
Sep 19, 2025

A tale of two eyeballs consistently not working as they should. Told by Tyson, listened to by Smith and Dawson this week. There's also talk about other things like dogs, concerts and topics around the collapse of American civilization. Happy happy joy joy! Living in America is SO much fun. Grab your ear pods, step outside, breathe some fresh air (while we have it) and enjoy some jokes. We need all the laughter we can get these days.

Duration: 01:39:32
Fan Fiction and Tarot Readings!
Sep 02, 2025

This week the gang is chatting about internet smut and furthering Dawson's new hobby; tarot. It's a fun little dive into the weirdness of storytelling and the mysteries of the cards. What truths will be revealed? How do Tyson and Smith react to their spreads? Stay tuned to find out! (Don't out Dawson to any tarot communities quite yet. She's amateur at best.)

Duration: 01:31:18
Things You Never Thought You'd Say!
Aug 22, 2025

This should be the title of the podcast, but for now, it will just be for this particular episode. Tyson is talking about "breasterants" while Smith and Dawson talk at length about italian restaurants. It's random and hilarious just like these 3 idiots. Take it with you on your next long roadtrip or when you're trying to tune someone out. Jabber Jaw provides in any/every situation!

Duration: 01:31:57
Tales from Dollywood!
Aug 15, 2025

Smith is back from adventures in TN and bringing the rest of the pod up to speed with his findings. They are also digging into preseason football and Dawson's first time golfing since high school. It's packed full of everything you want and more. Pause Taylor Swift on New Heights and give this a go instead!

Duration: 01:22:13
We Will NOT Flip Your Blizzard!
Aug 04, 2025

Aside from the proper ways of handling ice cream treats, the gang is talking about Tyson's recent religious experience, various smells, soft foods and much more. It's the last month of summer but not of Jabber Jaw so enjoy it with a soft serve outside and perhaps a friend or two. 

Duration: 01:56:29
If Tyson had a Time Machine!
Jul 21, 2025

The possibilities are endless and Tys talks about a lot of them this week. There's so much to catch up on after a month long hiatus including firework bang bang day, birthdays, plus a ton of updates on the dumpster fire world we live in. Pour yourself an iced tea, sit back, relax and delight in the smooth stylings of unpredictability via your favorite threesome with clothes on. 

Duration: 01:36:39
The Holy Trinity of Butt Rock!
Jun 27, 2025

A phrase that others have called the gang or a sampling of the sparkly conversation this week? You decide. They've been on a hiatus due to Tyson's retina protesting against his body but are back and as wacky as ever. Take a break from counting your supply of fireworks for this year's upcoming festivities and press play!

Duration: 01:48:12
Just Call It Kansas City!
Jun 07, 2025

This week the gang is talking about how Missouri and Kansas share KC ever so lovingly. Along with wings, Howie updates and much more. It's a good catch up on the hot messes happening around the world. Take a look, it's in a podcast book. A podcast rainbow awaits!

Duration: 01:33:23
Runs NOT Points!
May 23, 2025

The show would like to offer an apology to all the fans who listened last week and heard the gang refer to baseball runs as points instead of runs. Their lawyers are working on a settlement and should have news on that never. In the meantime, this week Tyson is talking about western KS wine while Smith and Dawson fixate on fond memories of Pizza Hut back in the day. There's much more so plug in your listening device, crank it up and laugh a little! You deserve it.

Duration: 01:31:20
We Believe in You, Rockies!
May 16, 2025

The gang is back after another week with more tomfoolery and things to report back on. Tyson tells his tales from the Antiques Roadshow, Smith went to a documentary premiere and Dawson witnessed a historically bad baseball game. There's so much packed into such a tight space that it's like the audio version of Tyson's comic book cabinets. Come one, come all! Feel the noise.

Duration: 01:55:43
Smith Is Becoming Catholic!
May 09, 2025

You heard it hear first, folks! After being inspired by Chicago-native Pope Leo XIV this week, Smith will be taking the plunge. Lies, but isn't it fun to think about? This week the gang is talking about the exciting new Pope, American Cheese and it's purposes, plus much more. Dr. Phil says "I've heard better noises coming from my bathroom in TX than this show!" Have a listen and see if he's right. 

Duration: 01:38:21
AI Thinks We are Avant Garde!
May 02, 2025

Thanks Gemini. Check's in the mail! This week the gang is getting roasted and experimenting with the latest craze; AI. If you're a nerdy tech nerd, you might enjoy this episode. If you're anyone else, you might not. Either way it's something to listen to on these beautiful spring days when you should be outside instead of inside slaving away. Escape and take this episode with you!

Duration: 01:55:52
Throwing Hatchets and Gambling!
Apr 14, 2025

This week the gang is reminiscing on Tyson's band days, Smith's birthday and other memories past. Also sharing big news in Tyson's world alongside a truckload of headlines. It's officially the second longest episode they've done so make sure to stretch and drink lots of water while listening. Most of all, enjoy!

Duration: 01:55:44
Thoughts & Prayers to Gene Hackman's Cat!
Apr 02, 2025

The gang is back and just in time for Smith's birthday! While his age and hair products will remain a mystery to the greater public, we are so glad that he exists. This belated show was recorded a few weeks ago and due to technical difficulties as well as a work trip to silicon valley, it's taken Dawson a sweet second to get everything together. Please send all the hate mail to Tyson and have fun listening to the latest, glitchy episode!

Duration: 01:28:33
Life in a Puppy Town!
Feb 21, 2025

This week Dawson is very, very cold and the boys are talking about their puppies loving the snow. They are also avoiding the dumpster fire that is our current government and focusing on other headlines. It helps with the depression! Grab yourself a mug of hot cocoa and throw a log on the fire, it's time to be silly.

Duration: 01:32:52
Unsanctioned Toilet Roll Display in Tyson's Family Tree!
Feb 12, 2025

In what may be the longest title of a show yet, the gang is finally back after a few weeks. Not talking about the sore subject of the Chiefs losing the Super Bowl but focusing on animal parenting and much more. It's a wild ride of winter fueled hijinks from your favorite trio. Throw a log on the fire, get comfy and enjoy the warmth of their laughter. 

Duration: 01:25:11
Yay AI Aye Aye!
Feb 03, 2025

This week the gang is super techie and on the forefront of the AI wave. Not really but it's fun to pretend after a brief hiatus. Find out where they've been and they've been up to. It's topical, comical and will give you a "healthy dose of vitamin FUN" according to Podcast Weekly. Lies but enjoy any way!

Duration: 01:27:04
2024 Year End Reviews!
Jan 08, 2025

This week the gang is saying a light hello to 2025 and a long goodbye to 2024. Complete with their favorite headlines and plugs of the year. If you're nostalgic for the year that was, you've come to the right spot. If you're not, listen to it any way. Please. Happy New Year! Thanks for stopping by and sticking with the pod.

Duration: 01:55:21
Fever Podcasting Before X-Mas!
Dec 20, 2024

Nothing can stop Tyson from putting on his favorite Christmas sweater and joining the gang. Not even a fever. Dawson and Smith didn't get the sweater memo but participate with fun gifts of headlines and plugs. Merry Christmas to all! The gang will be back before the new year with their internet famous year-end reviews! Stay tuned and enjoy the time off with family and friends.

Duration: 01:32:58
Turkey Forever!
Dec 05, 2024

It's post gobbling day at the show and the gang is slowly getting out of their food comas. This week they are also talking about office games, credit cards, the hot goss, and more. Stop staring at your Spotify Wrapped and start listening to their usual nonsense.

Duration: 01:23:59
Never Become a Dance Exhibitionist!
Nov 25, 2024

And other helpful tips are read out of the Betty White "Teenage Dance Book" from Tyson this week and much more! The gang is back after a few weeks to catch up on what's been going on in the world and their little lives. It's delightful and your perfect start to the Thanksgiving craziness. Take a pause packing your favorite sweatpants and enjoy like a boatload of gravy!

Duration: 01:28:34
We're Blue Da ba dee da ba di!
Nov 08, 2024

The election is over and the gang is going through the stages of grief together virtually. Tyson is live from a blue room in a blue hotel in Vegas while Smith and Dawson are toughing it out from their homes. It's a breakdown of what happened, why it happened, why we should be scared and why we shouldn't. Bless our resident political guru Smith for leading the conversation and hopefully giving you a little bit of hope. Press play and share with a friend who is still on floor, sucking their thumb.

Duration: 01:47:52
LIVE from a Super 8!
Oct 31, 2024

The gang is joining Tyson live-ish from a Super 8 hotel in the Northeast. Why is he there? Tune in. They aren't wearing Halloween attire this year but promise that they will be decked out for Christmas to make up for their spooky failings. Grab yourself a king size snickers or pumpkin seeds and enjoy the latest shenanigans! Happy Halloween.

Duration: 01:18:43
Weekly World Podcast!
Oct 28, 2024

It's a well known fact sonny jim that JabberJaw is a buffet of random shtuff every week. This week is no different. The gang is talking about the beloved National Enquirer, stamps, evil dolls and more. Sit back, sneak some early Halloween candy and enjoy your favorite idiots for an hour and a half.

Duration: 01:43:43
Finger Gunnin' Into Fall!
Oct 18, 2024

This week, Tyson had an interesting experience at his ketamine treatment that may require you to watch the YouTube video for the full experience. Otherwise it's getting dark in the gang's corners of the world but that hasn't stopped their lively banter and ridiculous headlines from shining through. Get that pumpkin latte, pour it in the toilet and then press play. It's fall, y'all!  

Duration: 01:34:49
We Are SO Old!
Oct 09, 2024

This week the gang is feeling their age and having multiple "back in my day" moments on the show. They are also talking about the hurricane insanity and how well KC is currently doing in the sports world. Make sure you're registered to vote and then be sure to press play. Our crumbling nation needs you!

Duration: 01:35:04
Catnip Madness!
Sep 24, 2024

This week the gang is high on fall and catnip shirts. Tyson and Dawson enjoyed some baseball action while Smith recovered from some jerk virus. They were pretty hungry throughout the episode so there's a lot of talk about fast food before diving into headlines and plugs. If you're hangry, you should probably wait until you've chomped on something. Otherwise, press play and watch the leaves change. 

Duration: 01:36:50
Birds Should Do Hot Ones!
Sep 13, 2024

The gang is fresh off of the presidential debate and excited to talk through all of it. They're also catching up on the week that was with commentary on everything from Twilight to face tats. It's a buffet of randomness to carry you into the weekend. Strap in and press play!

Duration: 01:35:51
Au Revoir Summer!
Sep 09, 2024

The gang is back baby and right before the leaves change! Dawson and Smith are reminiscing on their adventures while Tys is giving an update on his back surgery progress. A LOT happened in the month of August so prepare your ears for a bounty of headlines, plugs and unplugs. So much ear content. You're welcome.

Duration: 01:44:12
Buh Bye July!
Aug 03, 2024

The gang is back after a month hiatus and rewinding the clock on the month of July. Lots happened in the world and their little worlds including getting together in Indy. This episode is the perfect way to recap on what the hell happened last month incase you were in a coma. Enjoy and welcome back!

Duration: 01:38:40
Summer Solstice-ing!
Jun 29, 2024

It's summer and it's HOT out just like this episode of JJ. The gang is talking about cabins, crop dusting and the marvel that is the Garden of Eden in Lucas KS. All kinds of weirdness wrapped up like the world's largest ball of twine (also in KS!) Get out your lawn chairs, some sweet shades and enjoy the kickoff to the weekend with your favorite internet pals.

Duration: 01:30:58
Dabbling in Exotic Sodas!
Jun 06, 2024

This week the gang is talking a lot about soda and which one is superior. Resident sodarians, Smith and Tyson weigh-in while Dawson maintains that Dr. Pepper is the superior "pop" (as they say in the Midwest). They are also talking about hot girl DJ's, cicadas and the usual dumpster fire that is US politics. It's as refreshing as an ice cold lemonade after mowing the lawn. Take a break and press play!

Duration: 01:40:21
Hot Dogs and The Death of Democracy!
May 24, 2024

Get your hot ENERGY dogs here this week! The gang has heard your rants and is bringing the thunder this week. Smith's talking about his many travels, Dawson gives some solid advice about traveling to Vegas and Tyson recalls seeing one of the best bands out there, CAKE. It's been a minute and they're happy to be back on the podcast ear waves. Have a listen! 

Duration: 01:44:46
And One More Thing!
May 01, 2024

You might hear Tyson's famous saying at the beginning of this episode because the gang wasn't finished with "show prep" before Dawson started recording. All in a day's work! This week it's an array of crazy spring weather with some life updates mixed with the usual banter. "Better than a blender of your favorite protein shake" according to Men's Health and Fitness. Press play!

Duration: 01:13:28
Total Eclipse of the Show!
Apr 10, 2024

This week the gang turns into werewolves thanks to the combination of the solar eclipse and seeing Ministry live. It's all about life moments and much more. Put your eclipse glasses back on, lean back in your chair and enjoy the rays of this week's episode.

Duration: 01:29:50
For Jeri!
Mar 29, 2024

This show is dedicated to the late/great Jeri B. Hintz (aka Dawson's mom). She passed away recently and loved the podcast. Always had something to say about a headline or a joke that was made on the show. She will be missed by many so the gang tried to make it as full of the usual magic that she loved. Laughter and love will always be the best medicine. RIP! Xo

Duration: 01:41:41
Smith Exposed!
Feb 23, 2024

You'll have to listen to the end to understand what this means. Pure trickery? You bet. Deal with it because you love these three so much. They also dive into other topics like bumper stickers, embryos and much more! Take the afternoon off and hang out with your favorite idiots. 

Duration: 01:39:40
Love Hurts!
Feb 16, 2024

Happy Belated VDay, fans and enemies! The gang is back after lobster was consumed and flowers were given. It's all about heart day celebrations, KC, and more. The gang choo choo chooses you to listen to this special love filled episode. 

Duration: 01:30:55
From Food to Farts!
Feb 08, 2024

This week the gang is celebrating National Fart Day (2/5) and the beginning of February. It's a wonderful time to be alive and the headlines covered are a direct reflection of that. Get ready for a large dose of laughs, class and music recos! (Side note: There is no YouTube video this week but you can see their faces from past episodes and hopefully alongside a new episode next week.)

Duration: 01:26:42
Fleece is the Midwest Tux!
Jan 26, 2024

This week fashion statements are made and then some. The gang is also talking about pills again and diving deep into some KC true crime to drive up their listening audience. Put on your detective hats and trench coats, it's time to investigate some randomness with your favorite idiots.

Duration: 01:34:53
Same Show in a New Year!
Jan 17, 2024

The gang is plunging into 2024 with fun resolutions while braving the cold arctic weather hitting Murica right now. Join them in toasting to a new year of giggles, goofiness, and some merch coming to an online store near you soon. 

Duration: 01:30:46
This Year's Best Quest!
Dec 22, 2023

The gang's on a mission in this episode to deliver 2023's best in entertainment. After almost 2 hours, it's safe to say they succeeded and then some. Complete with holiday sweaters and friendly banter, this show promises to make you laugh at least once before getting into the holidaze. Have a merry, a happy and a healthy holiday season! They'll be back in January. 

Duration: 01:57:15
Merry Swiftness!
Dec 15, 2023

Apparently this is a thing amongst swifties and the gang is wanting more fans, so Happy Taylordays! Beyond losing their integrity, the gang is reminiscing on live shows and the future of comedy and concerts in particular. It's as deep as their love for you. Grab some hot cocoa, pile on the marshmallows and enjoy!

Duration: 01:37:27
Dream Harder!
Dec 08, 2023

It's the new motto for the show this week after coming back from a brief hiatus. The gang is talking turkey day, holiday games and the usual topics the listeners have either come to love or loathe. It's loaded with gravy and carbs so put on your sweatpants and dig in!

Duration: 01:50:48
Yakety Moog!
Nov 14, 2023

It's all about anniversaries, game shows and more this week on the podcast. Tyson is gearing up for round 2 of back surgery so come by and hang with the gang for a while before they go on a brief hiatus. They'll be back before Christmas with ugly sweaters and Tyson on painkillers in tow! Gobble til you wobble in the meantime.

Duration: 01:31:39
Halloween Hundo!
Oct 31, 2023

It's scary but true, today's show is the gang's 100th! Yes, you're reading that correctly. They started it in the beginning of the pandemic and have stuck to it. Mostly for the fans, but also for themselves. It's a big laugh and love fest with fun costumes to boot. Come by and celebrate their centennial while they cheers to 100 more! 

Duration: 01:30:11
Flooding Isn't Fun!
Oct 25, 2023

This week Smith and Dawson are talking about the new Scorsese film while Tyson talks about his fridge's bladder bursting. It's going to make you want to own a home real bad. Next week is the BIG 100 on Halloween no less. Go ahead and feast on this appetizer for now. The next one is going to be "yuge." 

Duration: 01:23:43
The Art of the Kazoo!
Oct 20, 2023

This week is all about the tiny instrument you probably played when you were a young humanoid. Tyson and fam had the pleasure of visiting the Kazoo Museum in SC while Dawson was bumming around the LES in NYC. Smithers had a staycay and got his hackerthon on.  The gang is also mourning the loss of one of their favorite bars in Hays America, the Brass Rail. It's fun, nostalgic and educational this week. Stick around!

Duration: 01:35:57
Secrets of Chilis and Camping Revealed!
Oct 11, 2023

This week Smith and Dawson are back from separate camping adventures. No, Sasquatch was not found but Tyson somehow discovered a connection to Chilis in the midst of the conversation. It's full of not so great news with wonderful commentary. Douse yourself with bug spray, build a fire and get those marshmallows ready because it's time for a new episode. 

Duration: 01:38:01
Merry Bierock Season!
Oct 03, 2023

The gang is back this week after a brief hiatus and bringing with them some tasty goodies. Gather around and hear tales of Criss Angel, the Kelcor craze, Oktoberfesting and much more! Strap on the lederhosen and prep the accordion, it's time to polka (and listen to the show, please and thank you). 

Duration: 01:26:12
Living in Cashless Times!
Sep 07, 2023

Labor Day weekend was a fun one for the team and they're digging into it this week. It was all about drag races, new tortilla shells, modern payment methods and classy hoarding (aka Tyson's record collecting). Start dusting off the fall sweaters and pumpkin spice in the cabinet! It's time to press play and listen and/or watch the start of fall with your favorite dummies. 

Duration: 01:05:18
Friendly Waves and Whales!
Sep 01, 2023

Smith is back from the pacific northwest and has been bitten by the sea. You can now refer to him as Captain Smith. Meanwhile Tyson has been killing it at physical therapy and Dawson has been touristy in Denver. The gang is ready to welcome you back with arms wide open. Embrace them, won't you?

Duration: 01:32:09
Kentucky Fried Entertainment!
Aug 09, 2023

This week Tyson is back from the land of Colonel Sanders with tales and t-shirts to prove it. Smith is gearing up for Seattle and Dawson is hitting the karaoke scene in CO. It's full of catching up with the gang and the craziness that is the news. The podcast's secret word today is...listen! (RIP Paul Reubens! The show loved you.)

Duration: 01:27:07
Tyson's Sweet Can!
Jul 25, 2023

The gang survived Barbenheimer weekend and are hear to tell the tales. Lots of cop talk and concert reminiscing amongst other hot topics. If you listen to the end of the episode, you'll also understand what the title this week means, too! SO many goodies and right under the 2 hour mark this time. Come on JabberJawbies, lets go party. 

Duration: 01:47:19
Call Me By My Nickname!
Jul 14, 2023

Gather round to hear Tyson's tale of PT comedy this week. Dawson is also talking about her 40th in Tulum and Smith reminiscing about his adventures in babysitting. It's a new world record for the longest JabberJaw podcast. Call Guinness and then give it a listen while your hair turns gray!

Duration: 02:05:27
Heaven is an ALCO!
Jun 28, 2023

Does anyone remember ALCO stores? Does anyone remember JabberJaw? It's been a while and thankfully the gang is back despite Tyson's wacky back-y. The fake sponsor this week is Roku as you'll find out everything you ever wanted to know about the streaming service. Smith and Dawson are still trucking along and sharing their mini adventures over the last month. It's a framily reunion this week so bring over the potato salad and don't forget the fireworks! It's a banger.

Duration: 01:48:15
Corndogs and Margaritas!
May 19, 2023

According to Smith, they go together like peanut butter and jelly when you're on vacation which he just enjoyed last week. Despite a small technical glitch at the beginning, it's a lively show full of conversations about live music, wine deliveries and much more. Set your slack to away and have a listen!

Duration: 01:45:29
Adventures in Italy and Kansas City!
May 05, 2023

Dawson is back from the boot and telling tales of her first European adventure. Smith and Tyson also spent some time together in KC managing not to get into too much trouble. It's a delightful conversation about wine tours, male bonding, and much more. The best part of waking up, is JabberJaw in your cup. In'joi!

Duration: 01:40:10
Hot Pockets Are Life Changing!
Apr 20, 2023

Has anyone besides Smith ever said this? Probably not but that's okay because they're delicious (kind of). The rest of the show Dawson is talking about her sweet Italian trip and Tyson is up to his usual hijinks. Rolling Stone magazine says "We thought JabberJaw was a music venue in Minnesota?" Whatever. Any way, thanks for listening. Ciao a tutti!

Duration: 00:55:30
Springtime Serotonin is HERE!
Apr 12, 2023

For those who have had a case of the SADS this past season, get ready to smile. Spring is back and the gang with happy to feel warmth again. This week they're talking about chicken sandwiches, the bud light debacle and much more. P Diddy is taking samples of this episode for his next hit so get comfy and press play. 

Duration: 01:28:44
The Birth of Matts is Upon Us!
Apr 04, 2023

You've heard of Easter but have your heard of Matt-pril? This week the show is celebrating their favorite Matts (specifically Smithers) and telling stories of recent times in KC. The gang is also catching up on all the news of the past couple of weeks and investigating why fast food isn't as good as it used to be. It's better for you than the dollar menu at McD's so pull into the drive-in that is the internet and order some JabberJaw.

Duration: 01:30:08
March Podcast Madness Returns!
Mar 22, 2023

There's college basketball! There's Easter marshmallows shaped like dongs! There's a guy tattooing abs on his stomach! The gang is back to discuss it all and then some. Buckle up! You may experience some turbulence during this episode (aka some audio issues. Write to your Zencastr representative!)

Duration: 01:19:53
Presidents are Temporary, Wu-Tang is Forever!
Mar 06, 2023

Get the shirt and the bumper sticker, then join the gang for their newest show. This week they are talking about the size of their brains, the joy of having the internet back and a slue of other topics. Protect ya neck and give it a go!

Duration: 01:46:41
Al Gore is the Internet's Real Daddy!
Feb 27, 2023

It's true and everyone knows it. Sorry, Pedro Pascal. In addition to this silliness the gang is talking about Dawson finally getting covid, KC having the best year ever and much, much more. They're happy to be back in your eardrums. Join them for a laugh or two, won't you?

Duration: 01:31:49
Hail Chicken!
Feb 09, 2023

This week the gang is happy to report that the state of the JabberJaw union is strong. No need to worry! After taking a little break everyone is happy to be back together talking about overpriced signs and regional airport drama. They're back in the saddle again so giddy up and enjoy!

Duration: 01:37:47
Entering the Eighties!
Jan 23, 2023

The show turns 80 episodes old this week and the gang isn't afraid of the wrinkles. Join them for a casual Saturday of walking down memory lane and talking about the latest dumpster fires in our world. Podcasts.com says "it's just okay!" 

Duration: 01:06:04
Stay The Course!
Jan 14, 2023

This week the gang is joined by special guests from Wichita KS, Stay The Course. They are a talented group of blokes making their mark in the heartland with some really good punk tunes. Come check out one of their new singles "Pocket Sand," get to know the guys and hear the show's usual schtick, too. 

Duration: 01:28:35
Riding the Fatty Food Horse into 2023!
Jan 03, 2023

Happy New Year everyone! This week the gang has their holiday sweaters and year-in-reviews ready for your listening and viewing pleasure. It's a lovely walk down memory lane and small step into the new year. Put away those resolutions for now and turn up the first episode of the year!

Duration: 01:30:38
You Son of a Motherless Goat!
Dec 19, 2022

This is what Smith said to Covid when he finally got it (unfortunately) this week. Tyson and Dawson continue to keep the nasty monster at bay for now. The team is also talking about cussing throughout the years, after school specials and some particularly interesting headlines. Take a break from wrapping gifts and turn it UP!

Duration: 01:55:26
Teenage Mutant Ninja Girls!
Dec 09, 2022

This week the gang is offering up free bands names for your side projects and talking all about the nasty bugs floating around. Grab the antibacterial jams and join them for a low-key session. (Apologies for the technical issues aka echo halfway through the show. Their producers are in touch with Zencastr about it like they are literally every week.)

Duration: 01:22:29
Following Our Holiday Bliss!
Nov 30, 2022

The gang is back from their TDay adventures and excited to tell the world about it. Especially Smith and Tyson with their Black Friday purchases. It's almost as good as stuffing drowning in gravy. Almost.

Duration: 01:39:03
Surviving The Red Wave!
Nov 17, 2022

This week the gang remembers the tsunami that wasn't of republican winners from the midterm elections. They are also discussing the joys of hotels (haunted or not), cover bands and much more. Steve Kornacki at the big board says "there's a 99% chance you'll like this episode. Unless you live in Florida."

Duration: 01:42:22
We WILL Survive!
Nov 09, 2022

It's Election Night in the US and the team is cautiously optimistic, mostly sad. If you want a laugh break from these extremely close races, join them. They'd love to have you and thank you for (hopefully) voting today. 

Duration: 01:38:24
Trick or Treat, Smell Our Feet!
Oct 31, 2022

You don't have to but please have a listen and/or watch. The gang is dressed in their Halloween best and ready to hang out with you for a while. They are talking Halloweens past, discussing spooky headlines, and much more. This episode is dedicated to friend and huge supporter of the show, Beth. The gang loves you! Especially that Tyson guy. Kick that C right in the balls!

Duration: 01:59:44
Midwest Cuisine is a Delicacy!
Oct 21, 2022

Don't deny it. It's true! The gang is talking about their favorites and least favorites this week. Apparently Tyson hates casseroles and Smith hates mayo. Dawson wants to throw ketchup at both of them. It's all about food, life and jokes galore. Order a sub from their new fake sponsor Jimmy John's and enjoy! 

Duration: 01:28:51
Starting Yoyo Wars!
Oct 12, 2022

The team is back at it this week after Smith spent some much deserved time away. Tyson's secret semi-professional yoyo skills are revealed and Dawson is bitter about her recent fantasy football loss. It's a framily reunion and you're invited. Stop by and stay a while!

Duration: 01:22:16
Giving and Receiving!
Sep 30, 2022

The show has reached another milestone this week and the gang is still on a high from hanging with each other last week in KC. Hear their tales of concert-ing and hip hop trivia with the usual smattering of headlines and plugs. Satisfaction guaranteed!

Duration: 01:12:54
Tyson Gets a Pedi!
Sep 19, 2022

This week the gang finds out where Tyson hears about all of the hot goss; the nail salon. They are also enjoying each others faces after a brief hiatus. It's a reunion before the real reunion in KC this week. Feel the love and share the love on your favorite social networks on the interwebbies. 

Duration: 00:58:46
Why ARE People So Mean?
Sep 06, 2022

The former President/crooked asshole and JabberJaw Investigates try to find out this week. The gang is also talking about their fantasy league, Wisconsin and much more. Fry up some cheese curds and get into your comfy spot on the couch. The team will handle the rest!

Duration: 01:35:17
We are Indie Hilarious!
Aug 17, 2022

At least according to Amazon Music's featured comedy podcasts for the rest of this month. Yes, the show has won its first contest and the gang couldn't be more thrilled/confused. They are also showing off their t-shirts and what they've been up to in the midst of all the political muck. Live, love, laugh and press play!

Duration: 01:05:18
Now Available on YouTube!
Aug 12, 2022

That's right, world. The gang has transcended into the video side of the internet and would like you to tag along on their journey! Now you can see and hear their ridiculous conversations. What a magical moment! They are still working out the kinks but you can check out the youtube channel in their bio. 

Duration: 01:51:22
North Carolina Has a Goatee!
Jul 27, 2022

And apparently so much more as Tyson tells the team while co-hosting by the ocean this week. Dawson and Smith are not near the ocean or on a fun adventure but supportive of Tyson for doing all of the living, laughing and loving. It's fun in the podcast sun! Enjoy and be patient for the next episode. The producers promise a fun surprise for your efforts.

Duration: 01:33:28
Tyson Doesn't Like Tuesdays!
Jul 20, 2022

While Tyson is hating on the day after Monday, Dawson and Smith are enjoying it. After dissecting the days of the week for way too long, the gang is getting into the regular hot goss and latest news. They're also discussing their "signature sounds." It's everything you didn't want to listen to and more! Saddle up and boogie down. Thanks for listening!

Duration: 01:31:23
The Socially Distant Show Resumes!
Jul 13, 2022

The team is back in their home states and promise the listeners that the audio is back to normal this week. While Tyson and Dawson had to get back to the grind, Smith took another vacation. Little did he know that mosquitos would harsh his mellow and as you'll hear, grant one very special listener with a special treat. Stay tuned and message the team with your worst bug bite story. @jabberjawpodcast on the gram will point your messages in the right direction. Good luck!

Duration: 01:38:50
Merry 4th of July!
Jul 06, 2022

For the first time ever the gang did a live show together in WaKeeney KS with special guest Rick Deines. You can tell because the reverb is really stupid until 32:22 and towards the end WARNING but if you love them you'll deal with it. It was great to be together and it shows. Listen to the love and share it with those who survived the fireworks this year. 

Duration: 01:19:38
We are ALMOST Old Enough for Medicaid!
Jun 29, 2022

This week the podcast turns 60 episodes old and the team is really excited about the gray hairs. They are also excited about seeing each other in the flesh in a few days. It's going to be an epic distraction from the current state of affairs in this dumbass country. Sit back, relax for a few and hopefully have a few laughs.

Duration: 00:06:25
It's Just SO Hot Outside!
Jun 22, 2022

Summer Solstice is killing the team this week and helping with really bad jokes. Tyson is sweating to Shakespeare, Dawson is sweating work and Smith is staying indoors as much as possible. Beyond the heat, they are surviving and hope you are too. Pour a glass of lemonade, crank up the personal fan and take in the sunshine that is their sparkling personalities.

Duration: 01:34:25
Glass Marbles and Sword Play!
Jun 14, 2022

These are just a few of Tyson's favorite things that he's recently gotten into. Smith and Dawson are not taking up new hobbies but talking about the good old days instead. Join them as they take a trip down technology memory lane and talk about other hot topics in the process. It's a humdinger! 

Duration: 01:26:45
Put It Away, Debbie!
Jun 07, 2022

In case you haven't seen Debbie Gibson lately, that's what you'll think when you do. She looks amazing and the team is jealous that Smith got to see her live this past weekend. Tyson is also talking about his new drum set and Dawson is gushing over the taco fest that she attended recently. All of the laughs are right here! Stick around.

Duration: 01:38:31
The Last Call for Nic Cage!
Jun 02, 2022

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be around a belligerent Nic Cage? Look no further because this week the crew is interviewing their very first guest on the show, Philip. He has an epic tale of bartending in NOLA and encountering the legend himself one magical evening. It's hilarious as are the regular team shenanigans. Set your status to away and stick around for the almost 2 hour show. It's quite possibly worth it according to Podcast Fancy magazine.

Duration: 01:56:36
Missing You Like Myspace!
May 24, 2022

Mandy Moore should remake her big hit to appease the hosts of this show at least. Beyond asks that will go nowhere, the gang is talking about the level of originality to their names, weird Taco Bells and much more this week. The WHO recently deemed this episode a good alternative to vaccinations for Monkeypox so listen up for your health!

Duration: 01:27:05
Smith Does Disney!
May 18, 2022

The good news is Smith survived Florida. The bad news is Tyson is still talking about office donuts. Zinger! All the while Dawson is continuing to provide her usual blend of laugh track meets random commentary. The team is happy to be back together this week and it shows. Stick around, won't you?

Duration: 01:40:31
Assholes Are Having a GREAT Year!
May 04, 2022

It's been a few weeks since the last show, so Dawson spends this episode apologizing for the absence while letting the guys erupt with all of their pent-up content. Mostly bad news but that's the world we're living in! Jokes and laughter make the medicine go down smoother so stick around and enjoy. They've missed you and thank you for your patience.  

Duration: 01:36:18
Dawson's Apartment is Possessed!
Apr 14, 2022

If anyone knows a good priest or sage depot, let Dawson know. As you'll find out, she may or may not have some problems. Meanwhile, Tyson is busy giving KU cookies to K-State fans and Smith is drinking new fake sponsor of the podcast, Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew. Give yourself a break from the grind and have a listen! The team appreciates your time, love and tenderness.

Duration: 01:26:37
Uncle Smith Turned 44!
Apr 05, 2022

Not only did Smith take another trip around the sun, but he became an uncle too! He's winning at life while Dawson is sore from bike riding and Tyson is fearful of the birds in his front yard (which he doesn't talk about on the show, but you can hear it in his voice). There are SO many headlines and plugs this week that the team was granted an honorary Grammy for "Best Intros on a Podcast." Lies, but isn't it fun sometimes? 

Duration: 01:19:56