FULL CIRCUS

Tristan is back in full health mode, hydrating (awkwardly) completing puzzles, and driving around parallel parking all night. Living life in the fast (but exceptionally parked) lane.

One battle after another it seems.. Tristan demands MORE love, Kylo Ren-style, and gives very generic hopes for the new year.

Tristan soaked in too much festivities to get the podcast out EARLY. It's still on time though, have no fear. He speaks about good will to the homeless, santa mishaps, and some other beautiful musings.

Tristan finally performs stand up comedy, details the world and wonders of procrastination, and why its impossible to lose weight in an Italian family.

Tristan details his several medical visits, an embarrassing audition process, and that's pretty much it.

Almost healthy and full of contemplating good deeds. Tristan retells his health, hydration, and rush hour.

Uninvited. Unhealthy. Under The Microscope.

Tristan navigates a lonely holiday, recounts his doctor tales, and buys a new blender.

Tristan won't show his balls, but he will cover recent health, the BMV, legally getting meds, marriage, pregnancy and some Santa disputes.

Still sick. Still inside. Still tired. Still hate ai.

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Still sick, but fighting ghosts, scams, and tom brady's endless dogs.Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Tristan is Nathan Drake covering ghosts, fears, recent headlines and why it sucks to be sick!Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

I have a sword now. Nuff said.

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Tristan comes in riding the highs AND the lows. Covering recent sports hexes, dollar tree love advice, and the beginning of man.

Discussing pranks, bad haircuts, in trouble with the law, sibling violence, and so much more!Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Tristan comes back out of the loop, don't make excuses for him. Recaps the trip briefly, but also too fast. and talks about the beauty of sports!Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Slowly entering the creepy season with a great debate of the monsters of the deep, accidentally calling a wonderful man named Martin "Marvin" and some other twists and turns in this episode of FULL CIRCUS!Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Getting your first pair of glasses, and on the hunt for a pair of keys! Against the deadlines, with autumn smelling gum, and hostile churches? We cover it all!

or perhaps Tristan has been hustled... another last second recording, 4 hours before the upload time, hot on the trails of endless highways! Tristan covers recent gigs, bathroom mishaps, driving soreness, and kinda rambles at the end about empathy but never really gets to the point.Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

After what felt like weeks (and was) of stalling, Tristan finally fixed the light. He comments on cracker barrel, Beyonce's tardiness, football season, recent holidays and how everything works out in the end!

Tales of no sleep, hand modeling, porcelain shame, and marketplace beefs!

Tristan faces internet issues, pranks, cracker barrel updates, but more importantly loses all his raisinets..Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

In pursuit to sell his truck, Tristan shmoozes along as smoothly as possible. Misses his improv class. and discusses how online hate might impact our future overlords.Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

What are we dooiiinnng? Be wild, be crazy, but.. beware.. AI is coming for your family in this episode of Full Circus. Tristan also covers the new movie WEAPONS briefly, horror films, oreos, and some other stuff? but mostly the AI thing.

Hot wings, Zen'd Out, and Hypocritical Insults.

Money can be returned, time.. cannot. Which leads to impulsive purchases, bad mufflers, no social media presence and an uphappy movie audience.. or so Tristan says.

With no time, Tristan recounts being puppeted into work, and an absolute lack of patience. Complaints of traffic work, heat, and amusement in recent looney tunes controversies.

Quitting the gym, finding health, titanic, and more.Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.comSOCIALS:https://tristansartoris.com/  / tristansartoris    / tristansartoris  

Quitting the gym, finding health, titanic and more.

Quitting the gym, finding health, titanic, and more.

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An embarrassing display quite honestly. Tristan talks about a couple things and fumbles in his attempt to rush through.

93 degrees and a dream! Tristan recounts his very few experiences of the week.

Minor updates, failed diets, shedeur sanders, lying to the homeless. 

New hurdles, and a bad burn! ONWARDS!

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Tristan struggles with the same thing he's been back and forth with since late April. Stupid.

AFTER WEEKS of failure, Tristan has woken up before noon. He'll recount his tales of the day, as well as comment on recent scientific development.

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Tristan recounts his trials in finding sleep, free groceries, and makes up a philosophical point on the fly. As well as the Mexican Navy Ship, Cameron Diaz rejecting facial surgery, and how not to bake with your kids.

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Biggest douchebag, Tristan Sartoris, attempts to catch you up on his recent activity in an 84 degree studio, and tries to make sense.. per usual.

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Tristan eats an entire box of instant oatmeal and rambles for 30 minutes about mother's day, the pope, ai, dogsitting, and more!

Tristan has a disruptive showing of Sinners, gets yelled at by the homeless, and ponders the point of Hooters. Submit To The Show @: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

In 87 degrees, Tristan tinkers with the setup while recounting his keto woes, bad sleep and too much or little caffeine.

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Tristan recalls some stories from the dollar store, recent headlines, answers wedgie questions and wears swimtrunks.

Tristan finally fixes his one and only flaw. His sleep schedule.

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Midnight? Middle of Night? Who is he, where is he? Nobody knows. Tristan tells his tales of living in the shadows recently and probably some other things.

Intense migraines aside, Tristan recounts some random thoughts and tales of the week. Booyah or something like that.

Good days, Bad days, productive or not? Snacks in 4.

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4 years of nonsense and having fun being stupid together. Thank you everyone that tunes in to this silly little show, and for all the questions and messages. ONWARDS!

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Tristan speaks about the bizarre world of storytelling and how little far we've come as a society since sliced bread.

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Back on caffeine as a form of sleep control, and roasted by his mother, Tristan tries to convince his family to watch Puss In Boots; all the while reminding everyone of his uncle.

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Tristan rolls right out of bed, and starts the podcast. Talks about his sleeping patterns, and tries to riff on planes and meteors but he was too tired.

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Valentine's Day is for more than one, get out there and share the love! Tristan lightly covers the holiday, superbowl, and some other random crap

Tristan comes in with no voice, and discusses his desire for a month of pastrami and answers some wedgie questions.

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In an effort to seem put together, Tristan builds a new desk, and immediately clutters it with junk. Join in the conversation of Batmen, Winter Weight, and Bad Handshakes!

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Sleep deprived, Tristan eats 6 cookies and starts the show! Airing out his frustrations, trying to cheer up the dmv, comments on the inauguration's spell casting attempts, homeschoolism and some other stuff I'm sure..

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Cold and barely managing, Tristan survives his dry eyes to tell you his current tales, and headlines of inauguration, the switch 2, tiktok bans, and the LAFD fire department.

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Tristan battles his furnace being out, while recounting some recent tales of the elderly, and some other stuff as he flounders trying to think warm thoughts.

Is 2025 your year?? Are you shooting for the moon, or just trying to eat a McRib? Tristan discusses his unlofty goals for this year, and gives out some half baked advice to anyone that needs it. There's also some other stuff in there, y'know? HAPPY NEW YEAR!

#newyears #resolutions

Holiday recap, battling character growth, taking a stand against sprinkles, and so much more that Tristan cannot be held accountable for.

It's Christmas TIME, while Tristan recounts his beef with santa, recent embarassments, and basically blames the lack of magic on everyone else?

Tristan tells the tales of his weird encounters, embracing the cold, and how unfortunate it can be to call the wrong hotline.

Tristan runs from the police, does a bad job at pretending to be cold, and bombs an important session.

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Tristan tells the tale of THE DEAL. While remaining grateful for noise, and pie, he also accidentally incites violence but quickly retracts it?

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Tristan is out of it, and throwing out gold stars and celebratory cookies to those that can answer his rhetorical questions.

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Tristan breaks his new macbook, before wandering into the spiraling mess that is Facebook Marketplace. People walk into his home unannounced. He almost harms the elderly, he gets the elderly fired, but most importantly, he opened a door for a grandma and clings to this single good deed as his defining characteristic. 

Tristan reports on the changes in the world, and reassures the people. I mean, he kinda just says a lot of crap. Hopefully it helps? If not, just remember he's a fool trying his best.

In his last effort to cover politics, Tristan speaks about his other failures, and celebrity look alike contests.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Decorated, candled. candied, and costumed, Tristan returns to the Sanctuary of Scare to mispronounce names, share some recent scares, cover popular spooky topics, and have an all around festive experience. ENJOY!!.. if you dare.. mwahahah

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Tristan completes his halloween quest at the dollar store, before getting an inexpensive haircut, waving off a salesman, saving cents, and trying to steal your hard earned NASA money.

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Finally sorta sorting out the details, Tristan drinks a gallon of milk, kills a rat, and preaches about the positive effects of bullying.

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Back in the new studio, with new stories, new complaints, and new convenient inconveniences.

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This didn't go according to ANY plan..

Impressive to even have an ego with this many technical difficulties. Tristan recaps this week's awkward moments, answers questions, and drops hints about a new surprise... shh

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He didn't have the patience for a description.

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Tristan boldly proclaims he's the chosen one, and faces immediate repercussions... Lord bless his arrogance..

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He thought he was safe.. but the evil dairy wizards have struck back. Tristan covers his recent trying times of milk damage, loss of money, loss of time, and why he isn't fit to give advice.

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Stories of bombing jokes, gym memberships, tales from the dollar store and his new tiktok diagnosed autism.

Tristan brags about how humble he is with his chain and being scammed by his car insurance. He also covers the recent headlines of Disney, The Olympics and Snow White with uneducated takes. You want all that with a side of needless vamping? Come along!

Tristan describes his absolute lack of patience.

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YO. I appreciate your time, and have a freaking awesome day! - Tristan

Bro was tired and puking. More at 7.

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Oh you know.

At war with his calming sunglasses, Tristan does his best to stay awake and recall his dreams, bad habits, answer some wedgie questions and pretends to know how the world works.

Speaking on age, zombies, loneliness, and looooots of food.

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Tristan's back on the sauce, and back off the rails. Covering his latest week of wins and losses. Experiencing The Walking Dead for the first time, Presidents, 4th of July, and kinda more?

Politics, A&W, Shark Attacks, Justin Timberlake and a whole lot of L's!

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Outta energy, and outta time; Tristan recaps his most recent struggles while covering the news, aliens, and then some..

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Basically just a recap of all the dread. Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Whether its Pickleball, Golf, or being an Uncle. Tristan is on a mission to become the best at everything.. He also covers the 48 Laws of Power, and the debate of June being Men's Mental Health Month.

Innovating in the art of expression through style/graphic t's, Tristan overly exaggerates the power of his new shirt. He also covers his new training, the wage gap, the WNBA, hockey, and gets called "tan."

Bragging about stupid "luck" incidents, Tristan tells silly stories to claim life always works out for him. While also covering the cold, airport hassles, and some other stuff.

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The Japanese are up to some interesting products. Tristan has scammed everyone across the nation, including his own improv class.. is that bad? and welcome back to the toilet paper game! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

In the middle of the night, confused Tristan is overly sensitive to accidentally being offensive. Which somehow ends up making him look even worse. Motorcycles, Kendrick vs Drake, Marvel and more!

How does one give a successful toast? If you listen in, hopefully you can learn from all the things Tristan did wrong during his best man speech. 

1. Kohls Story

2. Wedding Responsibilities & Speech

3. Is Dancing Fun? + Christian Party Songs

4. Shogun Ending

5. Velma Season 3

Accountability? Pfft. Never heard of her. 

Tristan recounts his latest week of pursuing balance, best man speeches, and a little bit of politics.. mostly impressions.

Struggling with the basics of human discipline, Tristan recounts his failures and ventures of the past week. Including bachelor parties, birthdays, rock climbing, back handsprings and more! Wanna Write to The Show?? Submit HERE: FullCircusPodcast@Gmail.com

Not for the intellectual seeking folks, but for a good ol' fashion ramble session about positive reflection, vegan debates, and saving babies. 

Reporting his stories of the north, Tristan covers his week of oddball interactions, fears, troubles, horseback scares, and his harshest foreign critics.

St. Patties Day, Bradley Cooper, Aliens, Lies, and MORE!

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Exploring the realm of unplanned behavior and results; Tristan speaks on "accidents" as a whole. Dental. Surgical. Parental. 

This show reaches its 3 year anniversary and Tristan recounts his week, insomniac thoughts, sincere gratitude, and talks about Dune 2

In a good routine, mood, and balance in the world; this idiot takes the stage to tell you his week, some recent headlines, and talk about conspiracy theories. 

ALL THAT AND MORE!

He's fasting. He's insane. He's never missed and episode.

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Tristan dabbles in the art of grateful manipulation, but is really just thankful for the Lord while retelling his stressful expedition across the GREAT NORTH!