The Book of Murdoc

Kimchi, Happy New Year, fancy dishware, food competitions, apologies to the kids, elections, match.com, morning radio, hockey updates, how much facebook thinks you are worth, hunger games district, doordashing to NY, polymarket, chatrooms, Jeff Garcia, weight loss, fat matress, working over the holidays and demerits.

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Merry Christmas! Christmas movies, jackass movies, halfway to 90, gift opening, hockey sponsorship, tree cleanup, yo-yo tricks, scrooge, Alcester Xmas pranks, homoerotic hockey shows, old business, cow theft, drippin in privilege.

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Baja Blast, fridge cigarettes, love after lockup, night smells, hockey updates, drop it like its hot, crying, new who died sound, usual suspects, crab leg drones, lantern bug honey, Otto and George, vase of pills, Finland, straight Eric Stonestreet.

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Hockey updates, mindless tv, baby's first breaking news, pet obituary, Kubla Khan'd, 10 Ton Goldfish, $2 bills, NYC subway, sleep shows, wax figures and MORE!

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Shaq clothes, taxidermy, to-do list, family circle, Petey's band, technical difficulties, sex offenders in bands, golden girls, hockey updates, flask martinis, Ed Gien, Oriental Trading Co, street fighter, hub-cap jerk chicken, doubling down on ad's, turkey pardons, reptile gardens and more!

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Doc's schedule, sleep deprivation, Vegas recap, fancy legal pad, turkey problems, Mrs. Doubtfire, non-Italian pasta, Edmund Fitzgerald merch, young people marriage, suicide tourism, power outage and more!

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Baseball Fields, costumes, fish theft, Doc's kids, bean burritos, guess that animal, prepper bunker news and more!

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Halloween Sepcial! dance groups, Jesus on a Pegasus, governors hunt, gizzards, hockey updates, robbery, ad's, hamburger helper, myspace and the Mormons, glamor shots, Mr. Ed, CGI, John Waters, Earnest and more.

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Lizard, D'Angelo, airbud, sea otter attacks, no burger kings, famous dogs, tanning lotion, Hardees hot chicks, Tininkling and more!

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Live again, fun words, lizard expo, tap dancing, COVID, flying planes, shutdown burgers, tiki torches vice president, spooky candy, weight loss, religion, Shaq clothes update, bald spot song and more.

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Watch this podcast on video @ Patreon.com/MurdocJ or on our YouTube channel Youtube.com/MurdocJ

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Grunts, SF experience, yoga, scary scale numbers, CINCH playoffs, Redford, Steve-o, Tattoos, podcasters, meth heads, Den of ZYN and weekly weigh-ins.

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RC traffic, powerball tipping, political violence, sasquatch, tesla bodies, amputations, parenting problems,fat bear season, lock in season, taxidemy, facial hair, Supertramp and Luke Bryan.

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Were back! Guess that animal, fursonas, rockies dogs, kangaroo maps, cop stories, liver comas, Joe Camel, note taking, skinner farts, Gavin Newsome hair, back to theme songs of the week.

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Encore songs, shock collar jeopardy, turkey gravy drinking, Homoerotic trump, girl fights, Brad Pitts mom, horse tax returns, feeding pets to zoos, phones listening to you, animals at the rally, sex toys at WNBA games, German reality tv and dinosaur tattoos.

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*apologies in advance for the audio quality* Parking passes, Saltburns first rally, alligator Alcatraz, hells angels, police presence, flip flop advice, hot teachers, den of Zyn, Lizzo, coffins, breastmilk and confederate flags.

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The gang watches part one of Dances With Wolves. (Murdoc note - I dunno. We're workin out the kinks, but we'll get there.)

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We've got leads! We pave the Squilk Road. The Saltburn Slappers. Not even Ozzy's death saved that Coldplay CEO. Bucket hat accords. The busiest summer Amity Island's ever seen! Tractor pullin'. Bucket hat resurfaces. Mr Skagway. Irene's Tab

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Juice bars, Bryan Adams, Best spot to go neckin in Alcester, Prom themes, Emma Watson, Tentatively Missing, Ride the Culver's Vibe, Travolta Thirst Trap, Are we doing ads? Washable couches, Deadly rickshaws, Giant beaver corrections.

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Baby Jessica, Giant beavers, State fossils, Swamp crotch, Smelly airplane passengers, Mount Rushmore of movie badasses, Belle rodeos, Bottle rocket drive-by's, Grandmas horse, Did we finally pick a movie?

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Hot hunks thoughts, In-Ear Headphones, Edna, Saltburn look alike, First responders attacking, Hamster league, Sex offender interviews, Daisy Duke, Song of the summer.

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Schnapps stops, Naked tricycle memories, The Sweet Bread Prince, Liver king, Fake dentists, Alpaca weddings, Smells, Office fridge update, Let's do a fat line and shoot some lizards, This week's Patreon Song

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Mormons, Amazon, Lawn mowing, life-saving sea lions, gizzard update, Alien invasions, Miami Vice, Fathers day underwear, Kinky sewing machines. Tbh, the fact that any of you are joining a Patreon shocks me. It means the world, and I'm eternally grateful that you are here. Find some healthier hobbies, though.

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Patreon Bits. The other Swedish Chef. You can't deport The Boss. Chucky died. Rainbow Bridges. Where's my helicopter? BoM Squad? Welcome Nord VPN! Kinda.

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We watch 1996's Great White Hype, Share stories, Figure out who producer Jakob looks like, Hot school teachers, Renting movies from the TV, Fashion friendly clothes for husky fellas, All new patreon in the works!

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Return of the Petey. My Senator friends. Back at it with the sponsor stories. Alternative Mt Dew flavors. RIP Morris the Gator. Date My Age ads, Reality TV stereotypes, Sperm races, Baby T-Rex. Lincoln's high pitch voice. Clemenza.

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Petey joins! Bummer Popes. .08 Blood of Christ limit. Harmonicas?! High school football stories. Herb Alpert boot knockers. RIP JB. One of the first dudes to treat you like a man. I'll always remember it, homie. Dishpig Buffet. Catholic Adjacent. Punch me into that Conclave. T-Rex fixes for humanity. The first Murdoc at the Movies

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Murdoc and Jakob not Jake talk the twins being back in town, Pawn Stars bragging, Slam Frank the musical, Build-a-gun workshop, AAA standoff, All Your Data. Crispy Sips.

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A big part of playing craps is vibe. You can AI me, but it won't be as funny. A good Vegas run. Younger Me / Older Marty, Val Kilmer, again. The wake of men in the trail of Cher. Jakob not Jake change of heart. Big dog Vulvas.

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Last meals with Francis. Dog cocaine. Powerball Karma. The rare full apology. B-Side Val Kilmers. Vajazaling Updates. Must Watch Val Movies. Strike 1 on the new kid.

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Listening to me talk about WuTang is like listening to a kid on the spectrum talk about trains. 2 Martini Perfect. Early mornings. 23andMe meltdown. WTF Seed Oil. Samsung deaths. TV Gadgets. Rich people grocery shopping. JFC, Hegseth. Bulldog blues. @Murdocj

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Back from DC. I'd like a Max W and the 7. Immigrant Jesus'. Iraqi Sitcom Ideas. Nancy Grace. Bum Rats. Burial Plans. Male Strippers. Back to the Future Hypotheticals. @Murdocj

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Middle school shenanigans. Lupe Fiasco. Airplane deals. I'm not saying he's innocent. False positive lesbians. Personal Injury ads going hard in the paint. Amazon bought Bond. Murdoc at the Movies. (with Petey)

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The Hard No Game. The new kid swings for the fences. The show goes on because it's 11:30. Production is a sandwich. Calderas. Vegas stories. SNL 50th. Skijoring fashion.

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Meet the new Jakob. Green chilis.Thanks to jennpduckytattoos for Wild Billy Reubens. Thank you Frank Black for meeting the bar. Old gay hangs. Smarf's is a must. Giddy Up Jingle Horse, It's Stock Show time! Warm the broth. Hot or Not was a thing that existed. I can get you kangaroo meat by Tuesday. If the horizon is in the middle... Halftime Shows. Fat and Skinny Drew Carey.

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Hot Dahmer is (temporarily) leaving. He'll be back, I can call these things. Jay Mohr is back! Adventures in Death Valley! Christmas texts to Austin. 1987 Pops. Jobs I could do in Fallout. Bunker promotions and woes. The 'Airport Beer.' Craps heaters. Shout out to the Happy Burro in Beatty. Florida's internet. Terry Ree stories. Gross AI Milk ads. Best Wishes Hot Dahmer. I didn't realize this is 6 seasons in until after I recorded this. Thanks for sticking around friends)

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Pre-Holiday - sneak it in on a Friday episode. Know Your Presidents. The Smells. The Morning Show. Farming Simulators and Cocaine. We gotta start listening to Dan. Thot Squad! Landman. Billy Bob movies you should take in. It's ok to not be ok! Eggs. Old Bits.

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Giddy Up, Jingle Horse. Hot Dahmer bought a house. Dance movies I can't remember. Bespoke Pig Kidneys! Bird Flus. The Ortolon. Adorable animals we eat. Future pets. Space Station Spiciness. CEOs getting unalived. Who Died? Sex Worker Towns and the Holidays.

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Austin shows us the benefit of incremental growth. Murdoc at the Movies. Weeped at 7. Weeped. That one TV dad died. Mom's Spaghetti no more. False Positive Lesbian music. Cosmetic colon procedures. I'm ready for the aliens but I'm terrified of the Farm Simulator Game. Monkey Updates.

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Surfer John Denver is hanging in for another round. Death Valley review. New Hot Dahmer takes a swing at production. MONKEY UPDATE. The longest nipple hair. Guess Dad's surgery. It's dark at noon. Skunk Town. See ya in December. @murdocj

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Recorded post-election, November 2024. Loose Monkeys. Austin didn't do a thing for the cause. Uzbekistan women who talk you into faking your death. GBD. Chimps aren't pets. Learning things about Austin! Nic Cage movies. Austin officially got old. "It's the funniest thing that's ever happened."

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So - I've been trying to pass recreational cannabis in SD. SD wasn't interested. Meet Austin, He's the new kid. We recorded a few episodes after the election. Welcome back, nerds. RIP Quincy. Young Phil D doppelganger. Bulldog Hospice. GTA Dancing. Austin learns about Stacked and Packed. Homework.

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Hi dingdongs. Just hold on to your butts and I'll be back. Until then, I'll be showcasing some of our other shows from The Cast @ HomeSlice. This is the latest episode of Dakota Town Hall. Every week, Dakota Town Hall brings on the people who are moving and shaking in South Dakota, gives expert (or almost expert) insight into South Dakota's politics. It's hosted by Jake Shoenbeck in the East, and myself in the West. If you don't live in South Dakota, this is probably a drag. @DakotaTownHall

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Houston and Rob from Whiskey @ Work guest in for Dean. Squeaky chairs. Yoga Poses for your hole. RIP Cricket. Hairless Cats part 300. Kent Buckles returns. Sugar Park. The Libster. Gallagher... This is half a best-of-show now that I'm writing the notes. Been making other shows if interested: Dakota Town Hall, Rapid City Business Journal, Meeting with the Mayor, and KBHB News Now. @murdocj

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Marked safe from being stranded. The 12th WTB. Vegas memories. OJ! Bartenders who look like IronMan. The Who Died swing and a miss of all time. RIP Hickenloopen. Up high fun. Iron Lung Larry and other news from Dean.

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Francis had the over. RIP Grandma with the toys in the basement. Good Friday funerals seem a little risky, no? Giraffe chiropractor seems like a gig I can do. Buck stories. Bridge stories. Baseball stories. Cocaine math. If you partied with Diddy you better get with a lawyer. Your kids' art sucks (dot com)

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We had to wait to record so the medical show could finish their pannus episode. Hot mics. RIP Ole Anderson. Francis vs Grandma. More airport shenanigans. My internet friends from the 90s! Celebrities that share my hairstyle.

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I missed you guys. Here's a pretty decent episode to prove it. That being said - a rocky start back on the mound. Beans and Cornbread. Dinner and a Movie was badass! Twins are rad. WHOOO Died?! The Calculighter. New Bit - Kent Buckles. Race Relations - Country Music Edition. Bless Up. Discount Dead Bodies. We haven't talked about my funeral plans for a while. Art Teacher money makers!

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Best I can do until I'm healthier.

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Showin' Goats! FFA Kids are the best. Punxsutawney Phil money. Respect for Air Bud. Who Died?! Yoga Music. SWAT-ing. The Tumble and Guns crowd. Times where U2 are handy. 630am fried chicken emergencies.

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Stock Show Day 1! Cyrus discussions. The Potato Gun Challenge is Back! The 90's potato gun craze. It's NOT Nitrous. My first scallop. Mom AI. Elvis AI. Fight Movies. Subway. Carlin AI. Dean's treasure hunt. Buy some fruit from Dean's kid: 605.343.6161 @Murdocj

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Mr and Mrs Pistachio Pie... Glen Garry Glen O'Brien. RIP Kum and Go. Who Died?! 3.0, Norm was the best. Who needs a body suit? Being quiet for Leslie. Dean whispers the news. Treasure hunting. New Bits - Kangaroo Court.

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Me n Dean, in the saddle. Who Died 2.0. What's your pig moving noise? You should get a milly a year if you get wrongfully imprisoned. Paid Catfishing. Curbside Cubans. Bidet King of Rapid City. Cocaine Sharks. First Lady Batman. Have you seen my fuselage?

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A special episode and a half for the Season Five premiere. Droppin Box. Crimes you can commit and still win the lottery. Ugly babies. In and Out. Mocktailin. Cyber kidnapping bits. Bad year for Mickey. 2023 Leftovers - almost a show with Jake before we did our political show last week: Remember Larry Craig?

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Monetizing your pets. People who buy lizards. RIP Enchilada Ron. Cake lyrics from 90's records. Tour riders for my family. I figured out AI. Scarf Neck. America would choose hamburgers over the Declaration of Independence. T-Rex Money is back, baby.

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Recorded in the back room of a medical dispensary with a magician. This is my life. Recorded 12/14/23

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Didn't have to drug the turkey this year. Electric Biscuits. Gay Nutcrackers. Amber learned about the smells. Paradies that don't hold up. Chyyyyyyna needs us fatsos. Panda friends with benefits. Advice to the car salesman. Nood. Menu stealing.

I am thankful for all of you. Be nice to your dumber relatives this year.

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90's country bangers. The Traveling Wilburys are still the best supergroup. Liberty Land. Sarcophagus aesthetic. The Washer Women. Pheasant hunting. The Def Leppard guy. (Recorded 11-16-23) @Murdocj

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Marry Robbins bangers. DRay's first appearance. Big Iron on your Hip. The Moonies. 90's super tours. Rat VR Goggles. Hallmark Movie elephants. DRay ruins Thailand. Stacked and Packed mini update.

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Killin mice with Leslie, gardening on salvia. Bands before Leslie. Subcategories of punk dancing. Good boy scratches to Canadian drug dogs. Divorce advice. Colonoscopy naps. Dean joins for the news and celebrity deaths. News sounds gone wrong. How to be cool in a bomb threat

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Welcome back @brandonjonesband. Dad is rigging "good boy" awards. The circus bear pill industry. Dropkick Murphys and Dwight Yoakam. CSI Nebraska. RIP Burt Young. International news and talent shows. Late 90's internet was also disgusting. Your friend's dad's box of "stuff." Will Dean be back? (Recorded 10/18/23) Follow @Murdocj

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Great old radio bits. Fat Bear Week. Sky diving post 100. Bed bugs and old motels. Space junk. Midwest accents. Accidental invites to swinger parties. Things Lithgow was good in. Bronson MO street magic. Being a hypnotist.

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Waffle Liquor. Eyepatch Time Traveler buddy. Alright already, Blue Zones. Prince in them big ass Pacino heels. Learning how to buy a car. Turkey bits.

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Thanks for the dove meat, Rusty. Somebody send us some scrapple for Leslie Week. Nostalgic drives through the corn. Wordle accepts 'TITTY.' Dying on the fat bear cams. Jamaican bobsled zen. Dean knows his cartoons. Where in the world is Rock-a-pella and who is bringing back the mullet beads? Dumb old radio shows. The return of Longest Nipple Hair. Follow the show on insta - @murdocj

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Cute cows vs hairless cats. It wasn't JUST the lobotomy. Dean worked on Dances with Wolves. Jimmy Buffet stories. Shrek money keeps you alive for a while. Grippy Sock Spring Movies - Walter Mitty. The Missouri River canoe dude is alive, I checked after recording. Great Wall Tourism. The rules of The Nuge.

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Kinda taking this week off, everybody's on vacation for the holiday and I've been on the road living off of gin martinis and appetizers. Happy BDay to the Mijos. You're the best.

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Black TikTok is the most awesome section of the internet. Boiling buffalo heads. Robot hyenas. Taxidermy for your pets or grandparents. Slow news day. Pullin calves. How to prospect a biker gang. Accidental murders. Prison dentists.

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Back from the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. Bizkit fans vs Juggalos. Sturgis Rally musings. Swifty University. Space Rock Money. Gimme a six-pack of kidneys. Let's bring back hemp necklaces. Bong a Thons. 6 seasons of Ooze.

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Thanks for a hundo. This is the last piece of audio recorded before Leslie got laryngitis. (you're welcome) We're being real cool about aliens. McConnell meme rules. L-Anon. The downsides of being a cult leader. Why Lizzo great till Lizzo gotta be great? Had to call 911 about a train baby.

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SD ball washing as a spectator sport. Sketch Sea World. Big Wheeled Dentists. Being polite to AI. Which animals are the worst to get attacked by? Mega Waspy college admissions. Company Shoot Off!

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Checking in with our local washer women. Waiting for a Star to Fall. Mini Fat Season. Depression deli ham risotto. Shel Silverstein hot in AZ. Defending the corpse industry. Action figures and baseball cards. Dean's 10 year plan with Rocky movie music. Hair or Penis?

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Jake from our political podcast Dakota Town Hall joins from East River. Sex Shop Accounting. Hard Lime Stance. Warm Gentleman Summer. Seagull management. Accidental klan gas stations. DVDs hidden in Masonic Temples. Ask Houston if he's still malnourished. Dolphins need a new PR rep. Ghost rules.

(Recorded 7/12, took a while to get posted. apologies for the audio kinda)

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Merica. Radio appearance hell. Red Hot Pannus Summer. White House Coke. Netflix Shopping. Cult shoe deals. Dean's first f-bomb. Cable CGI

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To the bullpen with Stich in for Dean. Grippy Sock Spring wrapped up. Communists demons in Mt Rushmore. Why is 2XL your medium? Russians, Aliens, Communists... I'm prepared. Shitty bagger music season has started. Mitchell takes a swing. 2am Game Show Channel Slot. We're gonna take Mitchell fishin! HBD, America.

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Happy Father's Day. Grippy Sock Spring. New things about Dean. Take Backs from Listener Shawn. Stacked and Packed update. Whales are taking over. Gout and Diabetes vs the Field.

(Note - Probably going to Wednesdays instead of Fridays for a while for new episodes if you care) @murdocj on Insta

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Prepper capitalism. Boat Drinks. How to get hired. I'd kill for gameshow money. The Elvis-verse. Meditative basketball? Boxcar Kids: Columbia. Gotta pay the Sherpas. JK not dead. Nelly's guitar.

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getting old enough where new phones are a struggle. The Return of Soul Crate Music! Updates to the will - We need some Muppets. Dish pig buffet, workin' the liver table, Jurassic crocodiles. True Crime podcasts are creating a new generation of murderers. How to get murdered less a little. The #1 rule @ Sesame Street.

More at MurdocJones.com

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Back from vacation, dingdongs. Dean is a lightening god. Coming in a little orange. My spray tan color is white people medium. It's Leslie's fault that I'm trying to listen harder. Living in Australia. I can amputate a toe pretty easy. RIP to your good friend Tina. I like the pens I like. Mittens lives

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Houston is not a Viking. Proof that I'm just a dumb American. 'More Boring Rick Steeves' tells us about Europe. Hot Office Goss - The Parking Lot Lady. The Cast gets a D Minus. Failed Bits Hall of Fame. Grippy Sock Spring - Absolutely no narcissism here. Downs Barbie critiques. Learning about and fixing incels in 7 minutes. SFA: I miss CK Be. Thunderdome: I'd be benevolent af.

*Note - Recorded 4-28-23, posted 5-2-23. Thanks to Mark Houston (@WhiskeyatWork, @katradio, @thehomeslicegroup)

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No Dean, so nothing is organized or in order. Let's all smell each other a little. Pets as depression monitors. More smells. Hair transplants. Back to the smells. Which robot is gonna teach the other robots? Cults ranked by how fun they'd be to join. AI girlfriends. Vacation caves. The Fred Durst documentary. The most kidnap-able buckaroo in Alcester.

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Therapist archeology. Monetizing divorce. F them kids. Old red phone bits. How cult can you go? Tourist Vasectomies. Only Fans Recycling Advice. How to sell an engagement ring. The New Year's Eve I tried to have bangs. More animal bits gone wrong. More Regional Daddy Off

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Packed house (Brandon Jones, Dean Taylor, Mark Houston) Just some dudes talking about their marriages and nighttime routines. Regional Daddy Pageants. Learning about praise kinks. Killer Octopus.Back to Lab Meat. Spotlightin Racoons. Sperm donor advice. Prince of Iceland.

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takes us a while to get cookin. Grippy Sock Spring. Judgy about nighttime routines. Vegas Stories. The safety of elder strippers. Outswimming bears. Leslie can deadlift Gwyneth Paltrow and Pat Sajak. Stalker cheating. Be kind to yourself - it's GSS.

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Grippy Sock Spring > Martini Fat Season. Pre-writing eulogies. Essential oil horse chicks. Bank runs > Zombies. Dean tries to get me fired. Dad's dog is a terrorist. My green juice > your town's tourism economy. Americans are good for eating. Thinning out the competition. Guys will buy anything for some lead in the pencil. Elk velvet > gas station boner pills. Do yourself a kindness.

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Thanks for the week off, ding dongs. Dean's playing hurt. Houston's getting fat. Hypothetical airplane stories. DC tips - look for the chicken feet. How to properly visit a museum. Dean with the news about german porn and kidnapping apologies. In the old days you could snowmobile pretty drunk.

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Excuse my hacking and coughing. Another visit from Houston—just some adult teenagers in the studio. We should get some pandas. And some ping pong players. Be less fat. Super Colliding. Leggy waitresses and the creeps they marry. Post Apocalypse chatter. Yardball. Local News

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cocaine hippos > cocaine bear. Dean tells us who is sick and dead. Being attracted to Jelly Donut. Lubed light poles in Philly. Bad guy balloons. The 349th Bruce Willis conversation. Larry the Cat. Surviving animal advice: sharks. Have you ever ate a squirrel? Dinosaurs can bring us together as a people. Cell phones then vs now.

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Q-Tip intros. Crematoriums and fat people. Being 22 looks really stressful. Hot chicks are stealin' shit from Walmart. South Dakota's Cocaine Hippos. Good things about the monarchy. Listener Food

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Ska bands and sound issues. What the fax. Old fashioned with Hof. Martini Fat Season. Olives and voicemail.

Shawn is more accurate than I've let on. Kratom dudes. Lunchmoney reunion. Dean can sing! Gay for Nick Offerman. And others.

Rizzin. You need your nose fat. I'd see a Sisqo show. The Pickstown Bathroom Disaster of 1993. Zebras are not as agreeable as you'd hope.

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pre show nazi tv banter. in show tv nazi banter. Not the ASPCA. Pink Floyd and the gays. Leslie is our resident almost Jewish. Chicken Pox. SD Wakonda vs Marvel Wakonda. King Hair. A nice chat about puppets. I've been pinballed. Bike Fights.

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Pretty Privilege in Vegas. My version of selling my feet on the internet. Who wants an Old Fashioned? You look like you've been divorced. A buck eighteen, dude.

You can smoke toad venom! Fat shaming Dean. Kombucha sucks part 49. It's been a while since I fixed gender inequality. Even Stevens - The Sex Vacation. Dodged a bullet by not becoming friends with Ron Jeremy.

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Meet Leslie. Frosted Tips. Daycares. Defund the Cats.Funeral Chuckles. Complaints at the Zip Bam Zinger. Die Hard.

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New Year, SO fat.

Just a couple of fellas and their baked goods and how fat they got

Minor league horse racing and father of the year memories

2nd generation drug cartel kids.

Parish. the word is parish.

90's drug PSA's

things you learn watching subtitles

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The movie with the chick with the teeth and the plow

Rob's first appearance

Surviving the blizzard

East River v West River

Not Dean does the news!

Noem is a slick ass campaigner

Talkin bout Popes

Quick News Off with Dean

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Snow Day! Losing some of our new CA residents with this weather

tragic pet deaths and fat season updates

terrible old business ideas

Gnats

You can't just go to Northern India

eating bits and cooking bits

good lookin criminals

some advice for the ladies

The new Restless Leg Syndrome

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New Beds

Leg day last week.

How's your fatness?

Learn about Dean - Dean Bakes

I'm the Chili King of Rapid

I'm not the Liver King

Yellowstone Review

Hawaiians feel about volcanos like we feel about tornados

I'm like a sober 90's band - dunno if I still got it.

Stories from Alceser - vacation stories

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Hi friends. This was recorded 12-1 and just getting posted (12/11)

It's not that good really, but I guess we did it so we should post it.

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Turkeys are not agreeable to bits.

Ways to calm down turkeys.

Hamster Ball Racing League.

Stepped on the Scale. Party is over, Fat Season is here.

New Years' resolution advertising.

We all took 2 years of Spanish and don't know 10 words.

Lab Meat, Lab Kids.

Phillip and his dumb wife are defrosting their embryos.

Bruce Lee isn't as good as me.

Twitter is America's Dollar Store.

America can't even kill people right anymore.

New Bit - Apologies to...

RIP Gallagher.

This Thanksgiving a Gallagher special can be the peace treaty at Thanksgiving.

Old school ticket scalpin.

Why is everybody so mad at Twitter?

Mink Madness.

Look at all those Republicans breaking their hip to backtrack from that shitbag.

Don't forget how much T-Rex skulls are going for.

Personal goals - internalize more.

Watch that Weird Al movie it's amazing.

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What's your dream job?

I don't eat listener food.

1 inch closer to an interview with a Pope!

The cure for baby fever.

Dean's dream job.

Toy Hall of Fame, lottery winner, T-Rexes.

Lemmon, SD Tourism Dept.

Best work advice I ever received.

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