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These chapters are the ones where Holden & Co. part ways from Miller for reasons that I find both understandable and foolish. Miller is really going through it here, and I maybe relate to him a little too much? Or maybe I just dislike Holden to such a degree that it makes me side with people he's g...

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These chapters are the ones where the OPA, Miller, and Holden & Co. arrive on the station that is monitoring Eros, and manage to find the maniac responsible for this horrible experiment. And bro is NOT sorry. Not even a little. 
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I HATE HOLDEN.
THAT IS ALL.
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These chapters are the ones where Holden does the thing again.
For real dude?

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In these chapters we watch as the people of Eros are attacked by vomit zombies while Holden and Miller desperately try to get back to the ship. Their bodies are literally falling apart and I'm deeply DEEPLY uncomfortable. 
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Thank you so much to Austin for commissioning this episode! These chapters are the ones where Holden and Miller separate from Naomi, Amos, and Alex to investigate what’s going on, and they find out that there’s a complete horror show happening out there. Meanwhile, Naomi takes him at his word and bounces with the rest of his crew.
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Thank you vvery much to Natalia for commissioning this episode! 
This was a really fun one, because it seems like we're entering a new phase for Jane's life. We used to be in the phase I call "Family Jane" where she wants love and romance and children. But now? I think we're entering a phase I shall call "Horny Jane". If that's too subtle a name j...

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I have three words for you.
SILLY.
PUTTY.
MONSTER.
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These chapters are the ones where our two distinct POV characters are crossing paths, and I'm really wondering where the hell our silly-putty monster is at because I have a feeling we're going to be seeing it.
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These chapters are the ones where Miller is let go when he's least expecting it, and while I definitely understand how adrift he must feel, I have to admit I think it's for the best. Meanwhile, Jim & Co. get to their destination and meet Fred, and things seem to be going smoothly finally. I don't trust...

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These chapters are the ones where my fears about Miller's boss are confirmed and Miller finds out that he's basically the station disgrace. I was really unprepared for this and felt really sad for him but also a little bit vindicated. Meanwhile, Jim & Co. are trying to enjoy their lovely new ship while they figure out w...

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These opening chapters show us a desert that is as awful as I was expecting, and there are a bunch of camel folks that have settled in a weird town and are getting stoned between their fights with the gnomes. Meanwhile, there's a bonkers quest that is going to require teamwork, and it seems like the...

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These chapters are the ones where I begin to get very very suspicious of Miller's boss and her ties to the OPA , and feel like there must be something I'm missing. Meanwhile, Jim & Co. are getting the fuck off this Martian warship, but there's yet more of a toll to pay.
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These final chapters are very busy because we've not only got a huge Boss Battle, we have the collapse of the floor, the interview, the reveal of a new representative and Zev's "reeducation", and the opening of the next floor. There's a lot happening!
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So these chapters are the ones where Mordecai finally comes back (well technically he came back in the last section but he was only there for a minute before the blood fountain happened so it doesn't count) and he attempts to slap some sense into Carl. Predictably, that doesn't work. 
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These chapters are the ones where the consequences of Jim's announcement to the world are beginning to spin out of control. There are riots, there are former Colonels coming out of the woodwork, there's an exchange of fire in space. It's getting NUTS. But still no sign of the silly putty monster.
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These are the chapters where Carl & Co. begin executing their plan to help the other crawlers, using portals that they've affixed to the front of trains. It's a pretty genius idea, although...there are a few hiccups.
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These chapters are the ones where we're beginning to see the very start of the fallout after ole Jimmy's transmission. I want to know what has happened to the friggin AMORPHOUS FLESH BLOB tho, please! 
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These chapters are the ones where it turns out that the fallout after Katia kills Hekla is way less intense than I first expected, and we're just getting on with the damn thing. 
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These chapters are the ones where we finally get to meet Hekla in person, and despite Carl being very guarded with her, turns out he's not guarded enough. Hekla isn't prepared for what happens next. None of us were.
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Thank you again so much to Natalia for commissioning this episode!
So this episode is the one where Xiomara realizes that she's not actually ready to marry Bruce, and Jane lets her know that Rogelio has changed his tune about having kids. Meanwhile, Matteo has a new aid, Petra is getting questioned by police, and Alba is getting a makeover. 
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Thank you very much to Heather for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones in which someone targets the Canterbury and literally nukes it, for reasons we have no hint of yet but which I'm assuming may have to do with the nightmare flesh-blob on Julie's ship. Meanwhile, Miller is dealing with a partner who doesn't understand what he signed up for when a transmission d...

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These chapters are the ones where Carl meets Madison, an NPC with the shitty attitude of middle management, and learns a little more about how the floor works. Then he runs into Frank Q and gets a present from him, which will be very interesting if it gets used in the future. 
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This is the one where Jane is realizing that she has a tough time trusting male authority figures, and her vehement initial denial is put to the test when she has to work with a male editor on her book. Meanwhile, something is going on with Raphael and this journal, Bruce is proposing to Xiomara, and there's d...

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Thank you very much to Ashleigh for commissioning this episode and this whole season, even though it ripped out my heart and stomped on it and then slapped me with it.
What a devastating series. How beautiful and how tragic and uuuugh. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl is figuring out more about how the trains work, and comes up with a plan, which goes (heh) completely off the rails. He ends up with some huge level-ups though, so all's well that ends well. 
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These chapters are the ones where our guys go up against Dismember, a War Mage doing some pretty horrific magic and with a LOT of minions. Then Carl fixes up a new item for Katya, and she grows...a lot. 
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This is the one where we find out finally that Ritchie has tested positive, and he has to figure out how he's going to cope with the knowledge. Meanwhile Jill is organizing a protest, and Roscoe is pissing in Margaret Thatcher's coffee. Bless him.
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These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut deal with the fallout from being attacked by fellow crawlers at the Desperado Club, and then they go and derail a train. Meanwhile, I'm worried about Grull and also about what the consequences to the train issue are going to be. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl asks himself why he's so paranoid while at the Desperado Club right before someone nearly kills Donut. 
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This is the one where my little cinnamon roll dies and I will never forgive anyone.
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These chapters are the ones where Carl finds out that his buddy Brandon died on the 3rd floor. Meanwhile, the gang are trying to untangle this mess of train tracks and tunnels and make some sense out of it all. Good luck! 
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We're starting in on the 4th floor, and it's clearly going to be really fucking hectic based on these first two chapters! I'm delighted that our friends are getting personal spaces though, and I'm really interested in what is going to happen with Katia. Hekla, where are you?
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This installment focuses on a character we decide to call G and their failed battle with AIDS which is kept secret by everyone who knows about it. Meanwhile, Roscoe is angry, Ritchie is dismissive, and Colin is fired. 
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These final chapters are absolutely packed, so I did my best! The way that the final moments shake out are so indicative of the way the world works that it hurts. Huge disaster coming, so you sacrifice yourself to save people? Haha, NEW disaster coming instead! You make a smart call and end up winning big? H...

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These chapters are almost the last ones! I can't believe how fast this book FLEW by, and I'm really curious how it's going to wrap because there's got to be at least a little resolution with some of it by the end, even if I'm aware that there's a larger story that isn't finished. In the...

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These chapters are the ones where our heroes begin working more seriously on the quest, but the clues that seem to be pointing towards the Magistrate aren't really panning out the way that I was expecting. There are some signs they're on the right track, but I don't know. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl, Donut, and Mordecai go into the Desperado Club for the first time and meet some new types of creatures, one of whom is a drug dealer. Lucia is becoming genuinely terrifying and I'm starting to get worried about her. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl has to hoof it back to Donut before she dies AGAIN, and then they wind up involved with another quest despite trying their best to avoid it. Well, Carl doesn't really try to avoid it at all really since he goes to find the orc lady again. So maybe t...

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These chapters are the ones where Carl decides to take a very big risk regarding both his own health and mental state as well as regarding the whims of TV producers. It pays off for now, but how long can he keep this up, and what's happening to Donut???
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So we're wrapping up this book, and I'm a little sad because I'm just finally really starting to get into things. Which might mean that the pacing is off, or perhaps it was just me personally having trouble connecting. What do you all think of this book, and should I keep reading on my own? 
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Sorry for this being late, and thanks to everyone who let me know it was missing! These are the chapters where Darrow finds out about his kids, and Ephraim is busy being a dick to those same children. Meanwhile, Lyria seems to be in the clear right before getting gripped up yet again. 
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These chapters are the ones in which we get involved with an Elite, and it seems like things aren't going anywhere good. Meanwhile, Mordecai is drinking too much and unavailable for consultation until afterward. This is when we learn about the scripted seasons of shows that are also being filmed within the game. Wild.
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Thank you very much to Tara for commissioning this episode! 
Apologies to you all for the weird high-pitched sound happening in this recording. I tried to edit it out as best I could, and I'm not sure what happened but I think there is something wrong with my mic cable. It's still there but a lot less intense than on the original. So sorry about that. Duration: 01:05:38

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Thank you very much to Tara for commissioning this episode! 
These chapters are the ones where Holiday and Lyria catch up with Ephraim and slap him out of his self-pity-slash-cynicism stupor. Poor Volga is caught up now too, and during the recording I assumed she turned him in but then realized that wouldn't have necessarily been the case. Meanwhile, Darrow and Sevro are fighting. 
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These are the chapters where Lyrian is questioned and assumed to be a terrorist, and it's really difficult to sit through because we should have more advanced techniques for questioning. Also, Darrow and Apollonius attack and take back the Wrath seat, and see the creepy bond the brothers have.
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It's delightful to be back in this world, and I cannot wait to see what new things are in store. These chapters have Carl and Donut choosing their races and classes, all while keeping secret that they've made a deal to trick Mordecai. Which I hate. 
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These chapters are the ones where poor Lyria is on the run after getting caught up in something that isn't her fault and only worked because she was so alone. I hate this for her. Also, we check in with Darrow and the return of Apollonius to his home, which is going to be...something. 
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It's time to wrap up the story, and I'm very delighted with the surprising way that everything works out, and also deeply satisfied by it. There's only one thing that I wish we'd gotten to see a little bit more of, but overall I'm feeling very very happy with this ending. 
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Thank you very much to Samantha for commissioning this episode! 
This is the episode where Jane gets a really decent book deal, and understandably in all this excitement when her boss is being a massive cunt, decides to quit. And then she finds out that maybe that was a rash decision. But honestly, still a good one.
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These chapters are the ones in which the Staryk king is led away to his prison while everyone else tries to decide what to do. And by "everyone" I mean Miryam who is feeling intense pressure to protect the Staryk people and thus the King, but also knows he was ready to kill her own whole r...

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These chapters are the ones where everyone wonds up at Basha's wedding, and I really feel for this poor bride who didn't expect her little marriage to be the event of the season for all the monsters out there. 
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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode! 
So this is an episode where I was supposed to read an additional chapter and didn't, and instead I do a bit of a live-read at the end of the episode and get very interested in this new POV we've got! 
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Thank you very much to Natalia for commissioning this episode! 
This is the first episode after the time jump, and it's actually proving to be a really rewarding plot device that I'm enjoying a lot already. I have a lot of questions but I'm very much ready to sit back and let it all unfold. 
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These are the chapters where Miryem meets up with Irina and they rush Magreta to the weird little hut before she freezes to death. Meanwhile, Sergey is with Miryem's parents and Miryem herself makes a plan for delivering the Staryk king to Mirnatius' demon. 
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Thank you very much to Natalia for commissioning this episode! EXCEPT NO THANK YOU. 
This is the one where the thing I've been dreading finally happens. 
I HATE YOU GUYS SOMETIMES! D: 
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These chapters are the ones in which each of the young women who find themselves in bad situations manage to eke out a little bit of a chance for themselves, and I really am proud of them. We're also getting some new POVs and that's super fun! 
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Thank you very uch to Natalia for commissioning this episode! 
These are the episodes where my concerns about Michael trying to be a lawyer are addressed, poor Petra is crashing out, Scott is indeed up to no good, Rogelio is falling in love AGAIN, and Jane is stressed Stressed STRESSED. 
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These chapters are the ones where every single one of our main characters either gets married or is threatened with marriage. It's all very stressful! I really want to know what the hell the deal is with the tsar, and also what the hell can Wanda do with the meager resources she has? 
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Thank you very much to Kat for commissioning this episode! 
In these first chapters, there are some really disparate characters and some of them are living interesting lives, but then there's the one chick on a spaceship with a humanish blob of flesh, and frankly, she wins. Or loses, depending on your point of view. 
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This episode is a fun one, although it is fraught with a bunch of interesting questions. Jane is struggling with the urge to meddle, Michael is trying to figure out what he wants to do with his life, Xo is continuing to reconnect with Bruce, and Rogelio is falling in love. Again. 
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These chapters are the ones where we get a new POV (Irina) and we finally get to meet a Staryk. Also, there's magical jewelry that is really capturing my imagination.
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These chapters are the ones in which Cassius goes into a fight, and ends up in like FIFTEEN fights instead. Surprise! Meanwhile, Ephraim is trying to finish out this very questionable deal that he's gotten involved in, but there are some loose ends that he wasn't prepared for. 
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These first (very compelling) chapters are the ones in which we meet Miryam and Wanda, two  girls trying to survive a cold and unforgiving world in their own ways. Both of them have been let down by their parents, and both are taking matters into their own hands. I'm really enjoying this already. 
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It's time to wrap on the first book in the series, everyone, and never fear! The second book has been commissioned, there's just a bit of a break between them while I cover Spinning Silver by Naomi Novik. This book ends on a bit of an odd moment and I'm going to be wondering what that's a...

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These chapters are the ones in which Lysander and Cassius are trapped by people who know full well who they are. Well, at the very least they know who Cassius is. Meanwhile, Ephraim is completing his terrible mission and it's more dire than I ever expected. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl & Donut are brought on a trashy show with a trashier audience, where the host enjoys cruelly needling crawlers and forcing them to make impossible choices. The "Maestro" has met his match in Carl, though, and by the end of the interview Carl has made an enemy for life. It's g...

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These chapters are the ones where we get more information about The Herdsmen, but it's clear that someone is getting nervous as people are murdering codebreakers and lighting Scorio's papers on fire. 
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These are the chapters where the party is penalized for Jack pissing on the wall, and the rage elemental that materializes refuses to leave them alone even when they're in the safe room. Carl comes up with a plan, but the game doesn't seem happy about it based on their lack of experience and their PR a...

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These chapters are the ones where Naomi does the unthinkable, and I'm not sure I will ever be able to forgive her. 
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These chapters are the ones in which Carl and Donut have to face off with a Krakaren, but first have to do battle with her unvaccinated minions (who are also the bottom tier of her multi-level marketing scheme). This book is a delight. 
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These chapters are the ones where Scorio manages to get everyone fighting on the same side, at least temporarily. Meanwhile, Naomi's attitude is now genuinely beginning to grate on me and Alain remains as delightful as ever. Also, Heart Oaths should be illegal. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut manage to get a spot on one of the shows covering the Crawl, and Donut knocks the opportunity out of the park. We learn some more details about how the game works, and some interesting financial information. 
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These chapters are the ones in which Scorio levels up YET AGAIN, and then helps to kill Bravurn...and then him and Naomi take their relationship "to the next level". But I'm not too happy about it. 
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These chapters are the ones where Carl and Donut come across a group of elderly people and the caretakers and laborers that worked at the nursing home the old folks lived in. They join forces to get past the Borough Boss, and Carl decides that he doesn't want to survive if it means that he's leaving i...

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These chapters are the ones in which our team makes its way back to the Fury Spires with a half-baked plan to take down Bravurn and then handle the Blood Ox. But I think they're counting their chickens a little early, because nobody but Alain seems to really be hearing the vibes Xandara is giving off...

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These chapters are the ones in which I go on a long rant about being an online creator in the Era Of The Algorithm, and how it is going to be a pain for Carl to navigate some of these things as he gets eyes on him. Also we meet a couple of shitty cops who are preying o...

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These chapters are the ones where soooooo much happens at once. Scorio is almost erased, Naomi is outright killed, Plassus's heart is shattered, the egg is activated and then HATCHES, Scorio is reunited with Naomi (and I'm guessing Alain) and there's just...a LOT. 
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These are the chapters where our party fights their very first boss battle, and it's really fucking upsetting. I hated it a lot. Also, Donut can talk and she's GOOD at it according to her stats so I'm looking forward to that. 
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These chapters are the ones in which Scorio and his friends get cut down to even smaller numbers, they get some gifts from Plassus, and then the Blood Ox appears. And he's really fucking unnerving.
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So we're starting in a pretty weird scenario where aliens are turning the earth into a giant area for a Hunger Games scenario, and I can't wait to see how much weirder it gets from here! 
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These chapters are the ones where Scorio and all the other Great Souls that were on the move with him are ripped apart in an ambush that leaves them gasping and running for their lives. Only to end up in the worst possible place they could be; a nursery. 
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These chapters are the ones where the Great Souls are pitted against monsters and come out completely unscathed...until the monsters team up and come at them en masse with no warning. Also, Taron is a lying liar and I would bet money on it. 
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These chapters are the ones where I start to really spiral on my theories about things, because the Temporal Obelisks and Naomi saying "The Nightmare Lady tells me-" seem pretty foreboding. Oh goody! 
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These chapters are the ones in which Scorio and Naomi begin their journey to join the rest of the army, and we get some of the low-down on how things work both in terms of the new landscape and advancing to the next level. Also there are rocks that control time? This sounds...familiar. 
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So these chapters are the ones where we find out that it was indeed Ephraim that Lyria had run into, and I feel like a goon as I realize that the con is a lot more premeditated than I realized. And also a lot more lethal. 
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These are the chapters in which Scorio goes to see Nox about the egg that he's been entrusted with, and then has to meet with Plassus. His new boss is very sanguine about the Tyrant bending to their wills, but turns out to be very very wrong. 
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Eagle-eyed listeners will notice that I never get around to talking about chapter 32 in this episode, despite it being labeled as such. That's because I didn't read it, and I cover it in the next episode so don't worry!
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These episodes are the ones where someone tricks Luffy into taking a "shortcut" intending to trap and kill him and collect the bounty from Doflamingo, but instead Dofi decides to intervene himself. Well, not quite himself...but a duplicate. 
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These are the chapters where Scorio insults the Iron Tyrant in the most baller fashion possible, and then he goes and fights Plassus to a draw, with the help of Naomi and Xandara. I'm very VERY concerned about what happens from here on out, Plassus notwithstanding. 
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These chapters are the ones in which Darrow "rescues" Apollonius and I'm left wondering what the fuck he's thinking because this guy is clearly Not Okay and doesn't really seem fit for company. I don't like any of this. 
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This episode is the one where whether to bring Matteo to church becomes an issue between Jane and Rafael. Meanwhile Jane's cousin is wearing out her welcome and there'sa whole matchmaking thing happening with Rogelio.
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This section is the one where Scorio goes to speak to Moira and Ravenna to hear them out about their plan, and then he goes to speak to Plassus and loses his head ocmpletely and challenges the man to a duel. 
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We're finally back to the Red Rising universe, and these chapters have Ephrain sticking up for Volga, Romulus getting couped by his wife, and Darrow leading a prison break that, of course, goes awry. 
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These chapters focus on Scorio's forward progression into Dread Blaze, and the choice that he makes at his trial which is tied to the powers he ends up manifesting. His rage and pain in the flashback worry him, and this leads to him trying to give Naomi advice that she understandably rejects. It's a weirdly lonely gr...

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These are the ones where Doflamingo begins to exert his will over the populace, causing fights to break out while he runs away WITH HIS WHOLE PALACE. Meanwhile, he is siccing everyone on the Straw Hats for cash prizes, and Usopp (AKA Usoland) is with the most!
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These chapters are the ones where Scorio and Naomi are super awkward, Alain tells Scorio some secrets, and Scorio thinks he's found a shortcut to Dread Blaze. 
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It's time for the first season to end, and while I think it wraps up really well, it was still really difficult to watch in places and feels somewhat bleak at times. There is a hopefulness, but the destruction wreaked was so profound, was it worth it...

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So these chapters are the ones where Scorio talks to a Fiend Queen, has a lovely chat with Lianshi over lunch, but mostly....NAOMI KISSES HIM OMMGGGGGGG
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